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william

@WillyTMudblood

7 months

If you want something to really worry about, worry about not getting tickets to my tour this year

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william

@WillyTMudblood

8 months

The security at the Devenish last night:

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

I deserved this

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

We’re even now

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

I called it months ago…. Clip from Never Mind the Mock Blame

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Parents: Music isn’t as good as it was when I was younger Music when they were younger:

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william

@WillyTMudblood

6 months

P Diddy 🤝 Jeffrey Donaldson Having a rough week

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william

@WillyTMudblood

10 months

Watching wrestling alone: People going through tables, getting hit by chairs, flying off the top rope Wrestling when your ma walks into the room:

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Why am I getting roasted by the Ulster Hall

Ulster Hall | Live Entertainment Belfast

@UlsterHall

2 years

🚨 TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW 🚨 Grab your tickets quickly for @WillyTMudblood show ‘The Hand You’re Dealt’ LIVE at the Ulster Hall on 04 November 2023! 🎟 Reserved seating (P.S. You can’t gain entry just because you matched with him on Tinder…) 🔗

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william

@WillyTMudblood

7 months

Loving all the English people getting worked up over flags Who do they think they are, us?

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

Staying up late to see who’s named in Epstein’s flight logs This is like transfer deadline day but for Paedos

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william

@WillyTMudblood

6 months

Here’s me living out my 6 year old fantasy of being Eminem

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william

@WillyTMudblood

6 months

Jamie Bryson reacting to the Donaldson news:

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william

@WillyTMudblood

5 months

Hopefully we can commission more shows from working class backgrounds (William of Orangedale) I think there’s so many more stories that we can explore (the ones I’ve written) from authentic voices (mine) if we just try (I need the money, I’m in trouble with some very bad men)

Channel 4 News

@Channel4News

5 months

Working class creatives in film and TV at lowest level in decade

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

This is insane. Thanks to everyone who bought a ticket to this. Looking forward to pleasing nearly 1000 little Willys on the 4th of November. Looking forward to doing the show too.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

Great to see the Gritters going on strike tomorrow, they’re not appreciated enough for the 3 days a year they work

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william

@WillyTMudblood

5 months

Every English department ever:

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Happy Pride Everyone

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

@tonycarroll14 Stop sharing the messages I send you mate

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william

@WillyTMudblood

7 months

SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT I’ll be bringing my new show Scumbag Millionaire to the Waterfront Hall on December 13 2024, tickets on sale Wednesday!

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

Rosie is fucking hilarious and responsible for probably the funniest thing I’ve ever been involved in. Not only that but she uses her platform to give the spotlight to other disabled comics when she absolutely does not need to. Rosie’s a legend.

Vittorio

@vittorioangelon

9 months

Rosie Jones is fucking hilarious both live and on TV. An absolute killer comedian.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Over the moon to perform with the legendary Rich Hall last night. He was not as happy

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

We’re 5 minutes into opening presents and each individual member of the family have told each other to fuck off, apart from my Grandad who’s absolutely binning Quality Streets while fights kick off left, right and centre Happy Christmas!

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

If my parents hugged me as much as KSI and Fury hugged last night, I’d never have needed to do comedy Blame them.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

3 years

LIVE ON THE BBC Being bullied for being disabled #bbc #comedy #standupcomedy

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Currently in a hotel with one toilet for the whole floor, which happens to be right beside my room. So I have the privilege of getting to hear the entire floor shit when I’m in my room. Follow your dreams kids.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

One week to go until the Fringe! If you’re there, please come see my show The Hand You’re Dealt. It’s personal, bizarre, a little bit sad, but very funny.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Outstanding

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@shanetodd

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william

@WillyTMudblood

8 months

Mans fuming he didn’t get tickets

Stephen Nolan

@StephenNolan

8 months

Outrage over videos of simulated sex acts has been "blown up" - UK Pleasure Boys defend Belfast performance calling it a "a fully nude male review show" Podcast 📲 @BBCSounds

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william

@WillyTMudblood

6 months

Is that me in the high vis vest?

Oliver Stirling

@OWS1892

7 months

Old men raised on a diet of Dam Busters screaming "no surrender" for photographers.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

There’s not a song in this earth that would sound bad with Miley Cyrus covering it. She could cover my mum’s last breath and it would fucking slay.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

To be fair, that wouldn’t be the first video I’ve seen of someone getting fired into in a Fonacab

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william

@WillyTMudblood

7 months

Me when there’s a TV Producer at a gig

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william

@WillyTMudblood

10 months

No yeah mate that’s cool. No yeah continue having your FaceTime conversation on the train. I don’t mind, don’t put headphones in, blast your volume so we can all hear it. Uncles coming home next week aye? Glad you’re letting me in on the details even though I’m 5 rows down

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

When it’s 5AM at the afters and you’re trying to figure out how to get more gear

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

2 years

Since last year ive been in 24 hour lockdown. No yard time. Pacing a 3metre cell with zero electronics or outside contact. Absolute clarity of mind. Real thoughts. Real plans. Vivid pain. One hour home and I cant stand my phone. Some habits die hard. We must defeat Shaytan.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Beyonce hates disabled people, but we love her.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Gonna do this anytime I want a takeaway, won’t ring them up, just make my demands on Twitter “Dear Happy Valley, Salt N Chilli chicken, fried rice, curry sauce. Send the delivery driver with the pretty eyes, I promise I won’t offer him a handjob as a tip this time”

Laurence Fox

@LozzaFox

1 year

Dear @Barclays bank I have banked with you for 20 years. I would like to withdraw all my money from your bank in cash on Monday morning. Current account and savings. The lot. Please advise as to any documentation you require to facilitate this withdrawal.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

5 months

FOREIGN BELFAST ACCENT You know that voice someone gets when they’re living here long enough

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

All fun and games until I burn someone’s tits off by mistake

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@gunsnrosesgirl3

9 months

Controlling Lasers through eye tracking technology. 📹 @thehacksmith

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

The funniest part of this is that Vine has no clue what the guy says

Chanel

@__chaaanelll

9 months

This just happened on live TV😂😂😂😂 go on Bob

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Clip from Never Mind the MockBlame, Live at the Waterfront Northern Irish Porn Films

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william

@WillyTMudblood

8 months

Seeing a lot of people upset at the recent news on here. A lot of them, myself included, just don’t think it’s fair. After such a long wait to get the crown, patiently waiting his and working hard, something like this happens? Hopefully Cody can main event next year.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Tickets out this Friday!

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william

@WillyTMudblood

11 months

Quick clip from the Blame Game, available on BBC IPlayer now

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

BY GOD ITS KANE

Fck Around N Find Out

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Every day we stray further from God’s light

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Can’t wait for Joe Biden to ask where Ian Parsley is, then fall up a flight of stairs tomorrow

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Sitting at my sold out Glasgow show. 2 people are here. Has someone bought all of these tickets to fuck with me?

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william

@WillyTMudblood

4 months

I want this rematch but the winner gets to leave jail

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

Can you make a stop at the garage, my vapes died there fuck sake

Alex Kay

@itsalexkay

9 months

I show up as your Uber driver wearing this what do you say?

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

MeToo’d in Riverisland

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

“Just add a little cheese to the bolognese” Me:

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Rishi Sunak is absolutely spot on with his plan to enforce the learning of Maths until the age of 18. How many homeless people would be in the position they’re in if they had a working knowledge of Pythagorus Theorem? Checkmate Atheists.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Had a great time as always in Liverpool. Cheers to @JamieHComedy and @tonycarroll14 for having me on the HWCC podcast and to @deancoughlin_ for sorting me out with a few shows Can’t wait to get back!

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

The Whale is about a man who is 600+lbs. There are no 600+lbs actors. They’re either dead or at Seaworld.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

8 months

If I pulled this out of a bag of Monster Munch, I’d throw the bag away

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

8 months

Lebron James currently has a picture of his feet going viral from all his years of playing professional basketball.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

It's the year 2044. Nuclear war between the forces of Europe and the US vs the combined powers of China and Russia has left the world as a nuclear waste land. Crops do not grow. Wildlife is extinct. The Wolfe Tones will still be in Falls Park, doing their final farewell show.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

7 months

I’m going on my biggest ever tour this year, tickets on sale Wednesday Come see me where you are xoxoxox

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william

@WillyTMudblood

4 months

Checking out the venue for the Wolfe Tones 2025 farewell show

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Being disabled in the U.K. VS the U.S. My Edinburgh Fringe tickets are on sale now, link in bio

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william

@WillyTMudblood

6 months

Really shocked by the news that Only Joking Simpson has died

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

“I’ve one rolled and all lad. Once they start clearing dishes, we can go for a smoke.”

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

What the Centra worker sees when I call in at 7am for a juice after a night of being on it

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Cannot wait for my debut Fringe run, at @ThePleasance courtyard. This is (in my opinion) the funniest and most personal show I’ve ever done. Tickets in my Linktree in my bio.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Drew McIntyre once stopped a wrestling show to call my housemate stinking. Literally rolled out of the ring, pointed at him and went “look at the fucking state of you”.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

3 years

LIVE AT THE BBC - Onlyfans #StandUp #comedy

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

@shaunjcrumbs Hi Shaun, Sorry to bombard you but have to mention my show The Hand You’re Dealt fits that description, it’s about growing up in a council estate with a disability Would love to see you there!

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Very excited to make my Edinburgh Fringe debut at @ThePleasance Tickets on sale now:

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william

@WillyTMudblood

8 months

Short comedian DESTROYED by tall mic stand

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

The first show sold out in a few days, so we’re putting on a second!

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

BLAME GAME CLIP Who’s to blame for medical Marijuana?

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william

@WillyTMudblood

4 months

You expect me to vote for you when you don’t even know what this is? Scum.

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

4 months

🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak has said he had to "sacrifice all sorts of things" as a child ITV: "Can you give me an example?" Suank: "All sorts of things... like lots of people, all sorts of things... famously Sky TV"

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william

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DUBLIN HECKLER I love going to cities and not even mentioning the Troubles but still getting this weird shit shouted at me anyway

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

BIG COMPANIES AND MONEY ARE BAD Right, that’s me covered for any crimes I commit in the future

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

WHEN YOU SEE AN EX IN PUBLIC please come see me in the Ulster Hall or Edinburgh Fringe. Please.

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Everyone’s making fun of this story, but I feel like they’re missing out on a great lesson here: Make sure you shag a bird with a da who’s minted.

Jake Humphrey

@mrjakehumphrey

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💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

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william

@WillyTMudblood

7 months

If you thought the multi-colour St Georgia’s flag was gay, you’ll hate what they did to Germany’s flag

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Fantastic having @bennicky on this weeks Mudblood podcast

Ben Nicky

@bennicky

1 year

I got exposed for my accent 😭

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william

@WillyTMudblood

5 months

Great news, so when do we stop getting rammed financially

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

5 months

UK emerged from recession at start of year

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Congrats to you all, you’ve funded possibly the biggest crime spree this country will see Outstanding from @JamieHComedy

Jamie H

@JamieHComedy

1 year

Due to frankly stupid demand. I’m putting on a FIFTH show at @frogandbucket and it’s on sale now. 24th September. 4 sell outs already. Let’s make it 5!!

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Aw man no way, always liked him until now

En förvirrad björn i en ofrivärld🍠🏴

@aPebbleInTheSky

2 years

Hitler being a pedo is not discussed enough imo. Virtually everyone he dated was a teenager. Eva Braun was 17 years old. Geli Raubal was also around 17. Maria Reiter was around 16 as well. All known sexual relationships Hitler had started with teenagers whilst he was in his

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william

@WillyTMudblood

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ET’s running loose in Lidl here

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@WillyTMudblood

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Damn, this weather report got me bricked up

Metro

@MetroUK

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The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Come see me in Edinburgh- a couple of dates have almost sold out Link in bio

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william

@WillyTMudblood

9 months

@Joey7Barton Can’t forget when Hitler stood at the foot of the Reichstag and demanded all male pundits be sent to a death camp ❤️❤️❤️

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@WillyTMudblood

1 year

The amount of rumours I’ve heard could fill a Booky Wook

Adam Rowe

@adamrowecomedy

1 year

Is that dispatches episode tomorrow a repeat? Or is it new? Like, old or… Brand new?

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

So when will we get a mancake Tuesday? 😡😡

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@WillyTMudblood

2 years

@Twanky1986 @RMcElhenney Seconded

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

here’s a fun clip about a police raid

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Why don’t we just give drag artists guns, is that not a perfect compromise?

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william

@WillyTMudblood

10 months

Wish bands in pubs were louder, can almost hear myself think, whack that sound up

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Not too sure what he thought of the joke, could have been a bit clearer

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william

@WillyTMudblood

2 years

Watching TikTok’s of people paying £1200 for Prime when I’m £300 into my overdraft

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william

@WillyTMudblood

1 year

Just had one of the best gigs of my life warming up for @shanetodd . Thanks to everyone who came out to see the Money Toad rip it up. I’ll also be back in the Stand come December

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william

@WillyTMudblood

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Tickets on sale now for my biggest show ever!

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@WillyTMudblood

1 year

HOO HA

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

1 year

BREAKING: 82-year-old Al Pacino is expecting his fourth child with 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah 🎉

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william

@WillyTMudblood

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Why is 90% of my feed on this app Cartel murders? And how do I make it 100%?

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william

@WillyTMudblood

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Bohemian Rhapsody

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You know the scene. Name the wrong movie! 👀

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@WillyTMudblood

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As a fan of the show I’m sad to hear such terrible news of his struggles. As an enjoyer of the arts, I’m impressed by the dedication.

Culture Crave 🍿

@CultureCrave

8 months

#PeakyBlinders star Paul Anderson has been fined after pleading guilty to possession of multiple drugs including crack cocaine His lawyer reportedly told the court the actor 'does his best to please fans of the show by slipping into character'

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