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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

“Hey, he’s doing the thing!” “Look! It’s the thing!” “Is that…? The thing?!”

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William Perkins

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8 months

*Edward Teller Voice* “Until somebody builds a bigger man with tiny glasses.”

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2 years

Punished “Chantal” Akerman

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4 years

Together at last.

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2 months

Happy Birthday to the King.

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William Perkins

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3 years

Getting older is just finding yourself agreeing more and more with Salieri.

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William Perkins

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11 months

Going trick-or-treating with my daughter tonight. She’s going as Wednesday Addams and I’ll be accompanying her as Lurch. I’ve resolved that I’m never going to top my THING costume, but we’ll see how this goes!

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

This shit is Qanon for people who didn’t like THE LAST JEDI.

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3 years

Multiple sources confirm Kennedy has been officially notified her contract will NOT be renewed. Meanwhile, another news outlet has validated my report that George Lucas is returning, & Brie Larson will NOT be Mara Jade. Is there NEW HOPE for STAR WARS?

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William Perkins

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5 years

METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER came out 15 years ago this week! A decade and a half on and it still stands as one of my favourite games of all time and maybe the best in the series.

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William Perkins

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11 months

“I was trying to save motion pictures!”

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William Perkins

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William Perkins

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2 years

And people say 'Infinity War' was the Most Ambitious Crossover Event in History?

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William Perkins

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6 years

'Infinity War' was the Most Ambitious Crossover Event in History Canada:

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William Perkins

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2 years

@robrousseau I believe this counts as “jinx”

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2 years

Is this your King?

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William Perkins

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11 months

Any others?

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William Perkins

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2 years

@JimmySecUK Learned from the best.

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William Perkins

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2 years

Never change, IMDB.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 months

Officially joining the ranks of all the AMBULANCE fans out there. WOW.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 years

@hunteryharris waiting for Dan Gilroy to mispronounce melancholy like

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

Phase Two is shaping up really nicely!

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 years

It’s the guns, you goddamned ghoul @DLoesch .

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5 years

NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch blames "psychotropic drugs" and a lack of "clear boundaries for our youth" for a mass shooting that killed one student in a Colorado school.

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William Perkins

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3 years

@silviakillings @acoyne Looks like he’s tidied up a bit from when I last saw him in 2015:

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@WilliamHPerkins

1 year

William Petersen really just said fuck it and made these two movies back to back.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

8 months

I don't know who produced this parody Metrolinx ads, but they're incredible and really not all that far removed from the actual ad campaign those dinguses produced. #TOpoli

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William Perkins

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6 months

Joe Flaherty never reached the career heights of some of his SCTV cast mates, but the guy was the beating heart of that show and a true comic genius. Genuinely one of the best to ever do it.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

@Kyle_MacLachlan Fixed it for you, Kyle.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

The original ALIEN (1979) teaser trailer absolutely had the right to go this hard:

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@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

Is this your King?

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

1 year

@BrotiGupta @MKupperman I once saw an orangutang push another orangutang for a bunch of bananas.

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@WilliamHPerkins

4 months

Zachary Quinto up in Toronto being a dick.

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2 years

@hperryhorton The coolest:

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

Star Wars for Goths

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@SecretsOfDune

4 years

First look at Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides in DUNE!

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

I love Toronto because at this point it would literally be more practical/realistic for my family to buy a historic downtown bar and music venue than a small detached home within the city limits. #TOpoli

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

@ClunkSpider See more movies. I beg you.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

The year is 2021. You remove your mask after returning from the garbage chute and pour yourself a beer. It’s 9:14 pm. You sit down to catch up on some work and tell your TV to tune in to the livestream of an Icelandic volcano.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

Remember when Frasier Crane was an unlockable character in Tekken 4?

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

@BudrykZack @disco_socialist Venn diagram of liberal women with RBG avatars and people who talk like this:

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

Pablo Ferro's trailer for TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. does not fuck around:

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

@WillSloanEsq That screams Nelvana animation…

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 years

Me, following the casting of Denis Villeneuve’s DUNE

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

8 months

This Japanese Miami Vice laserdisc really didn't have to go this hard, but I'm glad it did.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

Me vs illustrated me

Drew Struzan 🎨

@DrewStruzan

4 years

#JohnCarpenter ’s sci-fi horror classic #TheThing landed on movie screens 38 years ago TODAY!

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 years

@RoundUpBoom @Teratophile @teamsatyrboom @riceecube @Emiko_Wisp @Marvel Ideology doesn’t matter?! So a person or group that wants to exert authoritarian control over everyone and literally murder those people who aren’t like them (fascists/nazis) are just as bad as... a person or group that would violently oppose that happening (antifa)?

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4 years

*ape violence intensifies*

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Helicopter pilot finds 'strange' monolith in remote part of Utah

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

Gonna tell my kids this was Tik Tok

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 months

@MuseZack All I could do was picture this image while reading that:

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

@paulkrugman What planet are you on, Krugman? Ask a Sikh or a Muslim how the months and years after 9/11 were for them. Some were beaten and killed! I know folks in Toronto who caught absolute hell from racists because of it – I can’t begin to imagine what it was like for folks stateside

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

10 months

You could shoot Barry Lyndon with that cake.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 years

@soneall89 With apologies to all involved.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 years

Avengers: Endgame is nothing.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

Mike Myers looks like Michael Myers in this thumbnail.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

YOU DON’T GET TO 500 MILLION FRIENDS WITHOUT EATING A FEW CRAWDADS

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I’m told this was a book

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William Perkins

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1 year

@carolaverygrant @JayDeeWriting I’ve been looking for this clip for years! I can’t count the number of times I’ve attempted to Google iterations if “Christopher Lambert son run over by car” to no avail.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

This is worse than the “Genie, you’re free” shit when Robin Williams died.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

@TorontoComics @PINKCATDAILY

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@WilliamHPerkins

1 year

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

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What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

8 months

RIP Gary Graham. From Robot Jox to Alien Nation to Star Trek, he was one of those fun genre actors that you were always happy to see show up in something.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 years

@rachsyme Has anyone mentioned Carol Kane and Woody Harrelson? Iconic.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

@Actovania Being the product of significant inbreeding?

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 years

This tweet is for… what 3 or 4 people, maybe?

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@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

He’s almost there. So close!

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 years

@Eater Just say pro-fascists yo.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

Brian Dennehy is probably best known for portraying burly, sweet paternal figures, but he also played one of the all-time most vicious pricks in FIRST BLOOD. ACTING! #RIPBrianDennehy

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

Thinking about how the original METAL GEAR box art was just directly cribbed from a shot of Michael Biehn from THE TERMINATOR.

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William Perkins

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5 years

the dance of freedom. the death bells. the rising of the joker. one of the most magnificent, sublime, monumental, extraordinary scenes in cinema history

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 months

@imPatrickT All aping my man John.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

@ChristieSmythe @DevinElleKurtz @simonstalenhag @zilchfox @Clarfy64 @Juuniversum @catgraffam @castpixel @PixElthen @LasFoxArt @gchoule @davetroy @othmanezizi Is giving crypto bros and internet nutters a direct line to harass individual artists by providing their handles really what’s most helpful here?

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

9 months

RIP Nerene Virgin Today’s Special was foundational Canadian kids TV and one of my earliest memories.

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Sad to learn of the death of Nerene Virgin, star of TVO's "Today's Special," CTV/CBC journalist, historian of Black history, ran for a MPP seat in 2007.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

1 year

TIL

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

@wallowsjen please see other movies please see other movies

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

Imagine being in The Shining and Blade Runner back to back? RIP Joe Turkel

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

The Boys

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

3 years

@ariellebeau But the show should still be called Ellen.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 years

Bless these weirdos. #Area51 #AlienStock

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 years

It’s gettin’ real dumb, real fast out here. #Raptors #WeTheNorth

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 years

Lubeman was satisfied with watching the cosmic ballet go on #WatchmenHBO

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

8 months

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

STAR TREK:

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

Imagine dying for Homesense...

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Day 1 of red zone in York Region. This was the scene inside a Homesense in Thornhill this afternoon. "Very busy and there’s probably a 45 minute wait to check out," a shopper tells @Mirandanthistle .

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William Perkins

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2 years

@guymrdth

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

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@DblTrbl29 @latxcvi @daveanthony @coy_combs It’s a tweet, man. It’s someone else’s expression about something – not a news bulletin for you. Do the work, look for yourself, learn – instead of demanding that this guy owes you answers over something he found profoundly sad and wanted to share. He owes you nothing.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 years

@ira waiting for Dan Gilroy to mispronounce melancholy like

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

Jim Varney was a treasure.

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William Perkins

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3 years

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN

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William Perkins

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1 year

Toronto has been part of #StarTrek for decades, but it’s still a kick to see it finally officially depicted as itself in #StrangeNewWorlds .

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 years

The line now stretches to College St. (500+ people) and they’ve only let five people inside. #ONpoli #TOpoli

William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

6 years

200+ folks lined up for the public gallery at #QueensPark for tonight’s unprecedented midnight house proceedings. #ONpoli #TOpoli

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William Perkins

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5 years

@BlerdNation88 This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

5 years

I am shocked that a person who has literally burned and conquered herself into power would continue that trend when confronted by an obstacle to said power. Quit acting like this is out of character. #GameofThrones

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

2 years

@prntgdcolonized It’s not bigotry to not care for kids – and I say this as a dad who thinks kids are rad. Parenting is not for everyone. Even spending time with kids is not for everyone. Calling it bigotry devalues the word. Calling it ableist similarly minimizes things that are actually ableist.

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

@DEADLINE *forceful vomitting*

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William Perkins

@WilliamHPerkins

4 years

The mark of quality if you grew up in the Toronto area.

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