Will “Tank” Whippet @WillWhippet69 Twitter profile

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

White Boy Summer 🔜

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

Sick shirts fellas, not gay at all

Clemson Baseball

@ClemsonBaseball

4 months

Clemson ⤵️ 📍 Columbia

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

2 months

Mystik Dan just paid for the weekend

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1 month

When two Gamecock alums meet up in Florida

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@WillWhippet69

6 months

What the fuck

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@WillWhippet69

2 months

Hot blonde bartender keeps calling me baby and just gave me a free pina colada cause she made too much. What’s the move here chat?

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

We’re so back

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@WillWhippet69

2 months

@PenisMcFarland What is this, a line for ants?

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@WillWhippet69

1 month

@icebergs1mpson The left loves this Jobe

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

Wonder how many points my buddy foodacris had in the big game

Big 🐓 Dave

@gococks69

4 months

BLOCKED BY JAMES

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

I had to take the day off of work because I couldn’t stop crying

Undetached Rabbit Part

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9 months

Tell me about a time you got owned so hard online that you cried

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@WillWhippet69

9 months

@SchafferBurner ASB say you got hacked bro

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

9 months

@Mike_Uva Fake news, Mike. We don’t date outside of the progrum around here.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

2 months

This is what a healthy relationship with your ex wife looks like (I was in the shower so I didn’t answer her 4 phone calls)

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

18 days

Had to go private for a second, we got lurkers trying to expose the Tank

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

Get a bag Wednesday get a bag Wednesday get a bag Wednesday get a bag Wednesday get a bag Wednesday get a bag Wednesday get a bag Wednesday get a bag Wednesday get a bag Wednesday GET A BAG WEDNESDAY

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

6 months

Oh BROTHER

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

Fellas is drinking domestics with the boys gay now or something?

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

@SouthernandFat Fooda asked me to send this pic of him right after he sent this

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

6 months

Wait…the opps are calling Rudolph a system reindeer?!?!?

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@WillWhippet69

4 months

Could it be…? Is it Get A Bag Tuesday…?

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

28 days

How to eliminate fat women from the date app algorithm google search

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

I once dumped a super hot girl in junior trade school because I noticed she had hairy toes. I never told her that, but I think about it often.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

Flight home stats: - 1 mg of alprazolam - 1 Jack and Ginger on first flight - 4 beers at the airport Mexican cantina during layover - 4 rips from the electronic blunt inside Charlotte Airport bathroom - 3 nod offs that resulted in me making contact with a neighboring passenger

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

Oh yeah, sick Santa hats, phags lmao

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

Just had to google whether to use “affected” or “effected” in my response to a colleague. Anyone else get those mixed up often or am I just retarded?

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@WillWhippet69

4 months

@NataleeH0lloway @icebergs1mpson You’d never say this shit to his face. Lame as fuck

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

9 months

Redzone with a little #BurnerCheatingScandal on this lovely Sunday

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

My team is 7 individuals scattered through Florida (Miami, Tampa, etc) and boss thinks we’re gonna go to Orlando on the Friday before Christmas for a team event? Get real bozo!

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

The fellas are having a rough morning (also featuring a groundbreaking pre-8AM idea from @Womplord42069 )

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

6 months

@laurenthew0rm That close to the lords birthday?

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

All I did was tell her I was charging my phone at the bar….are we back fellas?

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@WillWhippet69

8 months

The burnerverse is 100% the best place to ask this: What is your favorite movie to watch while doing drugs? (also which drug if applicable for effect)

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@WillWhippet69

29 days

Geebs just sent me this picture of Stickson with the caption “niggas gonna eat thru the pain of the Yardocks failure”

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

27 days

“I told you to stop licking me, Foodacris!”

Declaration of Memes

@LibertyCappy

27 days

Caption Contest! The Caption with the most ❤️ wins!

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Will “Tank” Whippet

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29 days

@DTrucksBurner Insane take lmao

Hater Report

@HaterReport_

29 days

Cameron Brink pregame fit

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

PSA Stick Bargiulo will not be eating at Wendy’s until they remove crybaby Caleb Williams from their advertisements. That is all, thank you.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

10 months

Look familiar?

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

No fucking way she actually said this. Have fun burning in Hell, you pink haired, entitled, smug little bitch.

OutKick

@Outkick

8 months

“If there was a God, this is proof there isn’t” Megan Rapinoe after getting injured and leaving the game early.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

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1 month

Stoned out of my mind at the bar and the hot blonde bartender is flirting again. Not a great mixture considering I can barely form a sentence in this condition

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

9 months

After that bullshit game, I need a fine woman to rub my head while I angrily drink 12 domestics

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

5 months

It’s never been more over

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

6 months

Asked mama for the Under Armor QZip, but you know she came through with that fuckin Millar

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

9 months

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

9 months

Megan Rapinoe subs off in her final game for the USWNT. Legend. 🫡 @brfootball

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

“Hell I drink Eagle Rare in my coffee every morning. Every single morning. But now that’s it’s almost Christmas time I put a little Salted Caramel Crown Royal” -my Uber driver and newest friend

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

Found $100 in a pair of shorts I haven’t worn in months. Bag is basically free now right?

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

Just another Sunday text convo with the ex wife - super glad she keeps me filled on this stuff

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

24 days

Gotta be up at 6 to prepare for my 8 AM meeting

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

9 months

It’s Friday, fucking act like it

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@WillWhippet69

1 month

Lobster Mac n Sirloin 👍

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

10 months

Sorry are you wearing fucking eyeliner Brandon?

Unnecessary Roughness

@UnnecRoughness

10 months

Will South Carolina ever get above .500 in 2023? @BFW & @JackMacCFB see a scenario where they don’t.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

Early live Thanksgiving stats as we travel to Lake Norman for family Thanksgiving: - 1/2 a stick - 4 rips from electronic blunt - 2 eyedrops in each eye - 3 “Happy Thanksgiving” texts to exes

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

Drinking beers and waiting on the bag girl to respond

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

28 days

I mean fuck, a chicks entire bio just now was “I have a fupa. If you don’t like that, go ahead and swipe left” thanks for the permission calorie connoisseur, I am swiping left

Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

28 days

How to eliminate fat women from the date app algorithm google search

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Will “Tank” Whippet

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8 months

There needs to be an app to purchase illegal substances when you’re out of town or your primary dealer is out. Like DrugDash instead of DoorDash or whatever.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

1 month

This dude next to us at the lunch I took a client to tried to flex his Invicta watch. Lmao yeah okay broke nigga, what’s next, a Timex?

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Will “Tank” Whippet

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7 months

@wdp1998

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2 months

Can’t wait for the big Foodarizz bash tonight

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

My neighbor is this cool ass older black lady. We talk maybe twice a week and she may be my favorite person in this city. We hide each others packages (can’t trust thugs around here) and everything I say she just chuckles and says “I know that’s right!”. Ideal relationship.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

10 months

Pro pigskin tonight…think I’ll head to the local tavern for buffalo wings and domestics in tribute.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

Bag just got dropped off LFG

Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

When I tell myself I’m not getting a bag this weekend, but the plug says he’s running deals

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

BEAT FLORIDA

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

6 months

@cockmenace69 This is gayer than two dudes kissing

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@WillWhippet69

16 days

We gotta get the fat bitches to stop wearing crop tops man. Bring back shame

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

26 days

It you don’t know, listen to it. You won’t regret

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@WillWhippet69

16 days

@Jaimoesburner Lil nummy zyn

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

7 months

A lot of y’all never been punched in the face and it shows

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

1 month

Tell me yall don’t think that’s a skimpy line? (It’s some kind of paper remnants before they epoxied the bar)

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@WillWhippet69

2 months

@SouthernandFat Fooda if you derail our Foodarizz Bash then I will be dispersing this flyer throughout Columbia

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

1 month

TELL BOSSMAN I FRIGGIN QUIT

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

2 months

Perfect shot of @DowellLoggains , @Womplord42069 and @Johnlawson42069 hitting 5 Points

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@WillWhippet69

2 months

This dumb bitch is playing Pentatonix on TouchTunes at the bar and had another one queued, so I hit Fast Pass on a couple Hank Jr songs

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

9 months

Things you should no longer be eligible for/to do after 80: 1. Drive 2. Vote OR Hold Office 3. Use Self Checkout

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

6 months

#FreeJohnLaw #FreeJoben ✊🏾

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

10 months

Lol sorry boss, I won’t be at your stupid fucking virtual happy hour

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

1 month

I’m just saying, back in my dad we woulda beat the SEC Panic hat kid with hammers

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

When I tell myself I’m not getting a bag this weekend, but the plug says he’s running deals

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

@GamecockDienda @TheeGamecock Why did you snitch on Drew? Bro is innocent

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@WillWhippet69

30 days

@Johnlawson42069 Yeah let’s fade it and hit big

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

5 months

Drinking red wine out of a bourbon glass and blasting the Widespread St Louis show. You think I give a fuck what you have to say?

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

The efficiency of a good Mexican restaurant is second to none. Just churn those tacos and margaritas as quick as you can mention em.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

10 months

Making friends with basketball Americans at the bar in attempts to procure pow - y’all pray for me

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

@SouthernandFat There’s football on tonight and niggas think we’re on Maury smh

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

1 month

Day 2: B

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

25 days

L Day

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

2 months

I never saw the end in sight, Foodas kinda blindddddd

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

Didn’t realize my Fortune 50 company hated the troops. Haven’t heard anything about a day off for Veterans Day. White boy like me just might have to take this into his own hands and use some PTO.

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

1 month

I heard Dowell and John Law were going down to thug land to hangout with Joben for the big European kickball match

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

1 month

@notsolittyditty “Good reply dude! Keep it up” 😂😂😂

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

14 days

Looks like everyone is engaged in Minimal Work Monday today

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@WillWhippet69

25 days

@Zyndad101 So talk to her not us nigga

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

5 months

Bag man’s just hit me with “bro” 3 times in one message. Need this dude to chill the fuck out. It was so much better when his girl was serving (he was in the pen)

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

10 months

Think I’ll head to the local tavern and watch college football while drinking beers thanks

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

4 months

#Rebrand #NewProfilePic

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

10 months

Why the FUCK is Waffle House not on door dash? I just want to be a lazy piece of shit and eat greasy food from a southern staple in peace

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

11 months

The group chat is telling me I ate too much of this shroom bar - might be in for a ride of a night (I legit thought I was being conservative eating 4 pieces)

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

10 months

@XantaviusB Let us pray for buddy Dowell

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Will “Tank” Whippet

@WillWhippet69

8 months

The book has DJ Moore listed with his full name and it’s about to make me put $100 on an anytime TD. No shot a guy named Denniston Oliver Moore Jr doesn’t cash in against the team who traded him. Let’s fucking ride