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Former member of the Montgomery Biscuits Lil’ Crumbs Kids Club — 500+ connections on LinkedIn — Avondale Sour Pash Aficionado

Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined March 2024
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Sorry babe. The Gump jersey stays on during sex.
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Looks like some Neighbaz moved in down the street… time to get to packing
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Rocky ahh lines? KD COOZIE???? What the fuck more could a white boy ask for?
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It’s not about how I got a bid, how will you get yours?
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@CharlesTHEReb 12k views and 8 likes is nefarious work😂😂😂
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Imagine drinking 24 beers then getting behind the wheel of this bad boy
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Don’t let a white boy get hot
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Love walking to class and playing my favorite game of “Is that a 45 year old dad with 3 kids or a DKE from Mobile?”
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Who let this white boy get to Friday?
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Really wish Chief keef would have actually blown New Jersey up. Just got cut off by a Pike with pit vipers on, a 6 1/2 inch chain and a hat levitating backwards on his head. I can’t wrap my head around why the fuck they’d want to come ruin Tuscaloosa for everyone else. KYS fags
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You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for Johnny to drink about 17 more of these and sling some heinous ass slurs around
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Cullman AL. Starting to put the pieces together
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Doing some light reading
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Here come the yankees
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Who is Lily Lang???? #CTESPN
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Call me OJ the way I be murking these gold tops with a glove on
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Tits. Tackle football. Cold beer.
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🎶 🎶 Someone pour me up a double shot of whiske- SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Find me a stick that can
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No bowl for the cat, no bowl for the dog, three bowls for me
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Platinums. Allman brothers / UF, ‘82. Try that in a small town
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Officers there is some really stoned guy on I-20 going from Tuscaloosa to Lake Martin right now SOMEONE STOP HIM!!!!
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@JohnDadof7 Breakfast this morning, can’t beat it
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Appreciate the stay @BiscuitBaseball
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It makes it really hard to drink beer when people are yelling in my ear to “focus on the road” and “stay in between the lines”… never understood the hype behind that tbh
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The worst.. seeing a guy you used to rip Sunday hangover bowls with fading you for church of the highlands and newks with his girl
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Fellas, never be that guy that gets a girlfriend and disappears on his boys!
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There are two types of people in the world. 1. People who pee in the shower 2. Liars
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I’d take getting 50+ likes on GroupMe over sex. Every. Fucking. Time.
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For some reason, I’d be willing to bet Tuscaloosa Juicy Crab has a 4 hour long line right now
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@bordenfanacc George Lucas’s Star Wars is amazing, Disneys is dog shit
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2 hunnid followers I am thankful for errything Lord 💯🙏🏻
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Most outlandish shit I’ve seen in a while. #UABETA #NEWJERSEY #FAG
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@drinkypoo6969 To be honest not really man
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How about this instead—I rob my local liquor store and loudly yell on FaceTime in public
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White people should be doing double shifts on Juneteenth
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The world if Twiddle never broke up
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Welp, haven’t been to Harry’s since the new row invasion (circa late march/early April 2022), but this post just guaranteed that I’ll never go back! #queers
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“Would you rather drink 24 beers with Obi Wan Kenobi or General Grevious?”
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The holy trinity of Alabama football
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@SkeeterDingle Yea I’ll have two miller lites and a tank open tab please
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Balloon pump got me feeling some type of way @JimmyHurley17 #russellhall #workhardplayhard
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Worked and went 2/2 on classes today. The left hates to see this.
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Crazy ass tornado rot. Insane vibes over here. #comeandtakeit
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Drastic difference between the strip and the baseball game right now😹😂😹😂😹
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Whoever got my voodoo doll crank that shit for me
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Any female born after 1993 can't cook... All they know is mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
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who want me
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Might fade studying to rip a bowl or two and get lost in Roku City for a few hours (There’s no might, this is definitely happening)
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Beating this hangover naturally without popping a bean or taking a bowl…. Don’t let a white boy get hot
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How you like me now retard?
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Happy friday! Going to get naked and eat this McDonald’s breakfast in the garage by myself
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@bigtensucks9 @bordenfanacc The meet me at the trap hoodie just pisses me off—I’ll meet you in a dark alleyway and bash your head in with a lead pipe, how about that??
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Cannot wait to get super fucking racked at the Booth tonight and scare the hoes off #findyourinnerpeace
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Nothing like walking past a girl and ripping a “would” with your boys (I am cripplingly scared of women and need at least 4-6 beers before I can speak to one)
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“Yeah I go by they/them.” Here’s a counter offer… I call you the N word and see what you have to say about that
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Just like pops always told me… You can lead a horse to water, but it takes a stepstool to fuck it.
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“Yeah, probably going to sleep later. Don’t worry about catching up with me”
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I guess it’s Sunday again… Time to hit three geebs and watch grass cutting videos for the next 4-6 hours
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I think every guy has had the same pack of Walmart boxers at some point in their life
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Happy Friday! Time to go get a coffee and look the blue haired queer in the eyes as I press no tip
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Is it still breakfast at chick fila?
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I would rip Young Sheldon limb from limb if I got a chance
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Going into uncharted territory (my MGT 300 class)
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The barons couldn’t even compare
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Appreciate the stay @BiscuitBaseball
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@Campus_Cuties @gr8g0oglymo0gly 🫣
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Genuinely got $13 and 7 beers to my name… I’ll see y’all at the booth tonight.
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Huge if true!
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Type of night I might bardrop myself with a Rhino guy, but who knows
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@xoxobismarksmom
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If you wear a Hawaiian shirt to class or literally anywhere but a themed date party then I fucking hate you
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Going to have a certain David Allen Coe album on repeat today #happyjuneteenth
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Just a reminder: FIJI FUCKING SUCKS
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IF YOU TAKE THE CRIMSONRIDE YOU ARE A BOT! And most likely from New Jersey and couldn’t bring your car down hahahah get fucked losers
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‼️PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ If you are from anywhere that it not outlined on the map below, DO NOT COME TO THE BOOTH! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE FROM NEW JERSEY! (Also, if you’re a fringe guy from any of the outlined states, stay home brotha. Drink a beer and fuck off.)
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Lots of dodge chargers out in Tuscaloosa tonight
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@gr8g0oglymo0gly Maybe add a 2L sprite and a banana on the side and that’s a meal🔥
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There is felonious amounts of bag in your bar right now @roundersots
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My grades this semester looking like it’s rap, trap or make it to the league
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@bamafratdouche Subway is gas but out of principle I rarely go, I can’t justify paying $18 for a sandwich that used to be $5
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Need suggestions on what to do in Birmingham on a Thursday night - Sincerely, J. Hungnuts
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3 white boys and an ice cold GG Jackson. I’d like to see a nado try
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Bonus points for coming home and pissing your Saturday away by sleeping 19 hours
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Is there anything more classic than making a complete fool of yourself and then skipping town the next morning
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Forgot about this classic. RIP Takeoff
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Imagine afters with Watto
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AOC is quaking in her boots at the thought of a city like Montgomery Alabama
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This is gay as fuck
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Need opinions, Would it be weird if I fucked a girl with alopecia? She’s bad
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@genpatton69420 Miller lite should be higher
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This is such a power move.
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Kamala Harris couldn’t possibly fathom a white boy doing what I’m doing the way I’m doing it @SkeeterDingle
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Back like butter.
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Severely disappointed in this years Easter egg hunt. Only got $16 and some bullshit chocolate coins… where the fuck is the womps mom??
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@gr8g0oglymo0gly Can’t support you on this one Carl
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Don’t think I’d last a day at Columbia University 😹
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@CharlesTHEReb Pls put some shirts on and delete your twitter queer
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Still don’t understand why the hell fraternities will throw the dead logo on literally any graphic for a party. Like I fucking guarantee your shitty DJ is not mixing Fisher into West LA Fadeaway. Bot activities
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Tornado my ass😹
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@69420yourmother Holy greaaassy (would)
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Someone asked me the other day if I drunk drive in my grey 2008 4Runner SR5 (4.0L V6 24V, 7 empty Zyn cans in console, 2 black ice trees on deck with an empty galaxy gas box / golf clubs in the back, 17 mpg) I said, Are you a retard? Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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@SkeeterDingle The roof beers to tacos and tall boys pipeline is very much real and alive
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