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Will Novak

@WillNovak13

2 years

Very exciting news regarding a potential movie about #AngelosBachelorParty :

Deadline

@DEADLINE

2 years

EXCLUSIVE: Peter Hoare has been tapped by producers Joe Russo and Jordan Finnegan to pen the script for ‘Reply All,’ a new film based on the viral, true story of Will Novak

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Will Novak

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1 year

As a parent, I will never understand this modern obsession with parent drop off/pickup The school has a bus! It saves me time in morning & night and teaches the kids independence My daughter has been riding the bus since she was 3, my 3 year old son will start the same soon

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Lafayette, Louisiana is so car dependent that their brand new elementary school is built like an industrial center where trucks line up to deliver and pick up goods. All of this for a demographic (kids) that can’t even drive.

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1 year

Nothing makes me crazier then the fact that I can’t take a train like this from Phoenix to Tucson, LA, San Diego, et cetera.

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Will Novak

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6 years

I got accidentally invited to a bachelor party in VT because someone made a typo. I told them I’d love to go. They said they’d love to have me. I couldn’t afford it so I did a fundraiser and it funded in 2 hours! America!

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Will Novak

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7 years

@GilbertPolice what if they say they need it for smoking weed? are we good then?

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Will Novak

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4 years

Heres a fun art instillation that goes up in our neighborhood every 4 years, “A Monument to the Unelected”

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5 years

@ZakGhaliAZ I saw my grandma yesterday, when I parked, she came outside & started cleaning my car windows like one of those guys at an intersection looking for tips “Hi grandma,what are you doing?” “Can you believe how good this cleaner is!? Got it at Costco! Its like you have no windows!”

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Will Novak

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2 months

Keep her please

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2 months

Welcome to Aggieland, Kari Lake👍

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Will Novak

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4 years

“Beauty & the Beast” came out 30 years ago but it didn’t come out in 1970, so that’s confusing

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3 years

It’s gonna be cool when @DevinBook drops 40 in each of the next two, wins finals MVP, then goes to Tokyo and saves Team USA

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1 year

If the World Series is Texas vs Arizona, the winner gets New Mexico

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Will Novak

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2 months

“Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?” Yes!

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Will Novak

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6 years

✔️All my bags are packed. ✔️Checked into flight on @americanair (with some awesome swag they sent!) ✔️listened to @AndrewWK to get pumped up. I am ready for the journey. #AngelosBachelorParty

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Will Novak

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6 years

People boarding my @AmericanAir flight are saying “are you the bachelor party guy!?” #AngelosBachelorParty is the weirdest thing I’ve done since I ate 14 slices of pizza in one sitting in college

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6 years

Thank you to @Enterprise I am in a freaking @Maserati_HQ !!! #AngelosBachelorParty

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Will Novak

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3 months

If Mark Kelly becomes the VP nominee, he and his identical twin can cover twice as much ground on the campaign trail. So we gotta factor that in.

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Will Novak

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2 months

We’re a Cardinals win tomorrow away from the first immaculate weekend of fall football in Arizona (ASU win, NAU win, Cardinals win, UofA loss)

NAU Football

@NAU_Football

2 months

Final at Utah Tech💤 #RaiseTheFlag | #ALLIN | #BigSkyFB

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Will Novak

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3 years

Olivia being a bossy brat telling her friends “I’m Booker!” She says “you can be Mikal, and you can be Bridges” I get it Oli, sometimes it does seem like there are two Mikal’s out there on D! @DevinBook @mikal_bridges

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Will Novak

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3 years

Update: Welp it’s not a false positive, little dude is very symptomatic We’re lucky we have a guest house on property, so mamma & him have been quarantining there Bad news? Mommas been around him 24/7 & even though she’s vaxxed got a positive test today. Quarantining through 7/7

Will Novak

@WillNovak13

3 years

Hey all, my beautiful son Walter has come down with covid, we thought he was just teething, but nope. All the adults in our house are vaxxed, everyone in our social circle is vaxxed. But this thing is still out there. Please be safe & don’t let up, & go get vaxxed!

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Will Novak

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2 months

Few things make me more irrationally patriotically angry than broadcasts using “Chinese Taipei.” Watching the Little League World Series and it’s SE Florida vs TAIWAN. Get it together @espn It’s gross and unAmerican to call them Chinese Taipei. They’re Taiwan.

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Will Novak

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6 years

@Commander_Kzin @SwimCharlieSwim @anblanx More like...

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6 years

Bill, Angelo, Will. I rolled in At about 2:30am. It’s 330 now. Up at 630 for skiing! #AngelosBachelorParty #notdeadyet

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Will Novak

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4 years

Meet Walter Stirling Novak. Happy and healthy as can be, as is momma. (Figured I’d toss in a little PSA too since baby stuff seems to get shared a lot)

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6 years

We went to bed at 530am. It’s 948am now and we’re starting to wake up. #AngelosBachelorParty is kicking my ass already

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Will Novak

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4 years

@ScottGordonNBC5 @RossFeinstein Also notice these police officers are dressed like humans. Shorts, shirts, faces exposed. This makes a monumental difference in deescilation and building trust.

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Will Novak

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6 years

I’ve been told no pictures or videos from inside the chalet. The chalet is sacred, secret ground. But if you’re wondering it looks like a tornado hit a hoarders basement right now. Marie Kondo would have a panic attack. #AngelosBachelorParty

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1 year

@NotThatBenRosen All great points. I guess I meant independent from mom and dad. Being able to function on their own in the world. Which is the mission of parenting after all.

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2 years

Wow the @HyattAustin doesn’t disappoint with the customer service!!!

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3 years

Hey all, my beautiful son Walter has come down with covid, we thought he was just teething, but nope. All the adults in our house are vaxxed, everyone in our social circle is vaxxed. But this thing is still out there. Please be safe & don’t let up, & go get vaxxed!

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Will Novak

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3 years

Breaking: Sarver may be forced to sell the Suns Live look at downtown Phoenix:

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2 months

@jilltwiss My grandma is 90 and would sooner leave the house without her teeth in than without her heels on Grandma Rose don’t play around

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Will Novak

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6 years

Guys: the Washington Freaking Post, the paper that took down Nixon, wrote about #angelosbachelorparty : Is this real life?

A typo landed him an invite to a bachelor party halfway across the country. Naturally, he’s going.

Within hours, Will Novak had raised more money than he needed for the trip.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Will Novak

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4 years

Update: 4 hours 37 minutes since first contraction and.... Walter Stirling Novak is here. 6lbs 15oz. Mom and son are doing great. Our family is complete and our hearts are full.

Will Novak

@WillNovak13

4 years

We are in the delivery room! So far Ive only been told “shut up!!” twice

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Will Novak

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6 years

This is legit my favorite message I’ve gotten so far about #angelosbachelorparty - he’s so angry!

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Will Novak

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6 years

I want to make sure that #angelosbachelorparty stays about Angelo, and not just my silly story (it’s his day after all!). With that in mind, please help me reach @GovPhilScott & encourage him to declare 1/19/19 “Angelo Day” in the great state of Vermont!

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Will Novak

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6 years

My Dearest, The condition of our provisions is appalling. We have meat yet no buns. We long ago ran out of water bottles & we have no cups. Yet, the men’s spirits are not broken. Do not send beer. We have an unlimited supply. #AngelosBachelorParty

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5 years

@ZakGhaliAZ What kind of hip grandparents do you have that they own a phone that can accept texts!?

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Will Novak

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3 years

Up in rural Arizona (Heber) for the weekend. There’s a store covered in “fuck Biden!” signs. Should I go in and walk around loudly talking about where I should spend my childcare tax credit money?

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Will Novak

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3 years

Call me uptight but I don’t think one of the “5 Cs” should be Covid.

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Will Novak

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6 years

Part of the passengers see my 🇺🇸 outfit, the flight crew talking to me about #AngelosBachelorParty , and taking selfies with people and as I walk to the bathroom they ask if I’m @shaunwhite the famous snowboarder. I’m cracking up 😂

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Will Novak

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1 year

I know this seems insane to those elsewhere, but holy smokes am I happy for this forecast. June and no triple digits in sight after today. Glorious mornings and evenings still. This has been the best weather year I can recall. Wet winter to help droughts and so far mild summer.

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Will Novak

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3 years

I’ve waited my entire life to go to a Suns finals game. Was supposed to be there tonight with my dad but can’t go b/c even though I’m fully vaccinated I contracted covid. PLEASE get vaccinated so we can stop these variant mutations & get back to having fun. #GoSuns #FuckCovid

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Will Novak

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6 years

Wow, good morning America! #AngelosBachelorParty

Good Morning America

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6 years

A stranger was accidentally invited to a bachelor party because of a typo in an email invite — but no matter! He’s going and skiing! @WhitJohnson has more on the fun story.

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5 months

College Football Report

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Which Head Coach Nearly Killed Your College Football Fandom?

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Will Novak

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6 years

People of #Vermont : Any idea where I could get one of those big novelty checks? Any money raised beyond the $750 I need for #angelosbachelorparty will go to Angelo and his (pregnant!) bride to be to help them start their new life.

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6 months

My 6 year old daughter Olivia, who is generally quite shy, just brought the house down in her first ever talent show. I’m feeling about a million feet tall with pride right now.

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Will Novak

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3 years

No one in Arizona should have to go to work tomorrow

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Will Novak

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1 year

Firing Monty to hire Frank Vogel is like walking out of an Outback Steakhouse to go to a Texas Roadhouse.

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Will Novak

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4 years

At a restaraunt and Im the only white guy here. They keep calling out “order for Justin!” Everyone is staring at me. Theyre confident Im Justin.

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Will Novak

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1 year

Muting this because idiots are making bad faith corner case arguments that intentionally miss the point; which was about the built environment and the behaviors it incentivizes

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Will Novak

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2 years

Palo Verde season in Phoenix

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6 years

Guys #angelosbachelorparty made the @nytimes under the FASHION section! Now my wife can never give me trouble about what I wear again! “Oh...were you in the NEW YORK TIMES FASHION SECTION? I think this fanny pack is nice, thank you!”

So How Did the Bachelor Party Go, Will Novak? (Published 2019)

There was a stolen Maserati and a dislocated shoulder but overall the viral “stranger at the bachelor party” story has ended well.

www.nytimes.com

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Will Novak

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2 years

@JakeAnbinder There’s gotta be a price premium for the hallway that breaks the laws of geometry

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Will Novak

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2 years

@katieporteroc How about we build a nationwide high speed rail system?

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Will Novak

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6 years

Will do Governor! Thanks for your kind words! #angelosbachelorparty

Governor Phil Scott

@GovPhilScott

6 years

. @WillNovak13 please extend my congratulations to Angelo and his bride-to-be on their wedding! It’s always great when new people visit #Vermont . I hope you all have a fun weekend. Be safe and enjoy the snow! - Phil #thinkVT #angelosbachelorparty

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Will Novak

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4 years

Im trying to hold back tears. RBG passed. Here’s Olivia on her very first Halloween as Ruth Baby Ginsburg.

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Will Novak

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2 years

At a hotel up in Flagstaff, was awoken by my 4 year old daughter crying and gagging. I asked her what was the matter. She said “dada this cookie is gross!” “Cookie, where’d you find a cookie?” “On the floor under the bed” Dear reader, we didn’t pack cookies

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Will Novak

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1 year

A man in a bar just told a woman not to eat pizza in Phoenix because “this ain’t New York or New Jersey- you can’t get pizza here!” So anyhow I’m about to fight a man to the death

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Will Novak

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1 year

OLIVIA WE DID IT!!!

Chris Karpman

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1 year

BREAKING: Ray Anderson is resigning as Arizona State’s athletic director, staff members at the school have been informed.

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Will Novak

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6 years

If you haven’t seen the effusively nice and funny segment on #AngelosBachelorParty from @LateNightSeth here it is:

The Kind of Story We Need Right Now: A Man Goes to a Stranger's...

Seth steps away from bleak and depressing news to share a news story about how a typo in an email led to a man joining a stranger's bachelor party and having...

www.youtube.com

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Will Novak

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1 year

@hankgreen It’s the only art form where you’re actively being judged and getting feedback every 15 to 30 seconds & know exactly how you’re doing. People will cap after just about any song to be polite, they won’t laugh to just be polite.

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Will Novak

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1 year

I love my home state of Arizona. But our state motto, Ditat Deus (God Enriches) is lame and dated. If I were in the state legislature I’d push to change it to something cooler, like simply, “Cowabunga”

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Will Novak

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4 years

We are in the delivery room! So far Ive only been told “shut up!!” twice

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Will Novak

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1 year

Veronica forgot her passport on the plane! Thanks to amazing @British_Airways Cpt Will Rowlings & his first officer (whose name I didn’t catch), they called the plane as it was leaving and they tossed Veronica purse out the window! Thanks for saving the day, BA!

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Will Novak

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1 year

God bless America and specifically Star Valley, Arizona

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Will Novak

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5 years

@itsgabrielleu Bathroom rights are human rights. Chill out lady. Everybody poops. As long as he flushed and didn’t leave a mess, he’s good.

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Will Novak

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3 years

A client invited me to a concert last night, but I couldn’t go. He sent me a picture from the show. Anyhow…I think he tried to get me to join a cult…?

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1 year

Put this building on the national historic register you cowards!

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3 years

@IGN So….she has a long track record of being right…?

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5 years

A birth annoucment is one of the few times in life you can show someone something your wife has peed on. (Oh, we’re having a boy, due late July)

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6 years

Technically I skied into a man. Then we fell into a fence together!

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6 years

Life is strange and good.

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2 months

Hope my kids grow up to love me as much as Gus and Hope Walz love their dad.

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2 months

Walz’s son is in tears

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1 year

I know some folks who follow me may not understand why I, and so many, are passionate about ASU firing Athletic Director Ray Anderson. For me, it’s because college sports are about family. Please indulge me in a little thread if you’re interested…

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Will Novak

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4 years

If in the long run it turns out Arizona saved western democracy last night, some billionaire better come build us a full on theme park. I want to celebrate on a loop de loop roller coaster and we deserve it.

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Will Novak

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6 years

Catch Angelo and I talking #AngelosBachelorParty on “GMA Day” at 1pm EST on ABC

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4 years

As an adult I realize how truly weird it is that professional athletes can be traded. I work in municipal government. What if the Mayor could just call up another town and say, “ok we’ll give you 2 civil engineers and a park ranger for planner and a traffic cop?”

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Will Novak

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4 years

@Super70sSports 23. Jordan, LeBron, Beckham, Ryne Sandberg, Don Mattingly, Bob Gainey.....23 seems like a good choice.

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Will Novak

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6 years

The legend of #angelosbachelorparty continues to grow! Now picked up by @azcentral & @USATODAY This is very weird! Follow me on for all the updates & to see if I live!

He was accidentally invited to a stranger's bachelor party. GoFundMe is helping him attend

For Will Novak, What started out as a typo could end up in an extremely fun weekend with strangers.

www.usatoday.com

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5 months

@pronounced_kyle Did he make it?

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3 years

And I know this is probably silly. But I wanted a son my whole life. I also wanted the Suns to make the NBA finals for the first time since I was 9. And now the Suns may make the finals & I dont get to hold my beautiful boy on my lap and watch it. Its heart breaking. Fuck Covid.

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4 years

I’m gonna say it: Arizona, we need new license plates. The current ones are too Maricopa County centric (4 Peaks, cacti). Where’s the Grand Canyon? Or pines? Our state is so diverse and these plates don’t show that.

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4 years

It's 12:01 in AZ. Today's the day. I've done what I can. I've phone/text banked. I wrote 500 letters. I wrote a voter guide that was liked 117x. I've lit dropped & knocked doors. I've donated 1% of my gross salary. Left it all on the field, lets go this. Time to save democracy!

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6 months

Spotted who I can only assume is @ClueHeywood s lady friend

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4 years

My evangelical, pro life, business owning mom & my wiccan, parrothead, golf instructor father are both voting for @JoeBiden Thats one heck of a big tent! (And no, they’re obviously not still married. And yes, their pairing is probably why I’m weird)

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5 years

Lady at restaurant at @PHXSkyHarbor just now: “hey....ummm...I know this is weird but....are you the Angelos Bachelor Party guy?” I STILL GOT IT FOLKS! We’re at 15:01 minutes and going strong! #AngelosBachelorParty

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3 years

Many of you started following me during the fun of #angelosbachelorparty I have some sad news to share: On 3/7/22 Angelo’s bride, Devon, passed after a long fight with ovarian cancer. She leaves behind Angelo, her parents and their toddler daughter, Vivian. (1/3)

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1 month

@SickosCommittee When will these cowards release “just pulp”?

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6 years

Update: Angelo and his bride to be are expecting their first baby! I’m going to have to buy a baby butt spatula and nipple cream for baby & mamma! It’s a bachelor party AND a baby shower!? This just keeps getting better! #angelosbachelorparty

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2 months

Man the Miss. St. Fans were first rate. Gave a grandpa, son and grandson from Jackson a ride to their hotel (could tell grandpa was having a tough time). They invited me to their tailgate in Starkvillle next year. Who’s going to Mississippi with me next year?

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3 years

This is awesome, Phoenix ranked 1st as a potential destination for Afghan refugees. Send them all to us please, it’s the least we can do.

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3 years

Here’s the list:

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2 months

At the time some ASU fans were so annoyed we hired Dillingham and didn't pursue Deion Sanders. I couldn't be happier about that. Then and now.

Brick Squad: 1st Earl of Lincolnham🥥🌴

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This is insane lmao

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4 years

HUGE Baby Walter news: During pre natal ultrasounds there was a lot of concern about his kidney function/plumbing & being able to pee on his own. He hadnt peed all day. Just took his diaper off & he pissed a guyser all over his own face! Win!

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6 years

Update: driving now to NEW YORK CITY (where the salsa is made!)....more fun is in store on the #angelosbachelorparty adventure

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3 years

Because they lost game 5, the Suns have about “only” a 25% chance to win the NBA title. But if you told me before the year we had a 25% chance to win the title, I would’ve been excited. So, let’s be excited! We can still do this!

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6 years

Now I can die in peace.

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3 years

@RubenGallego If you guys just stick to multi syllable words in your meetings, you should be fine. All information secure! 🔒

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4 years

Im not usually a religious person...but my Dad has a job interview tomorrow that would change his life & set him up for an actual retirement someday. Please say a prayer/encantation/magik spell for the old man. Ive never been more nervous for a job interview.

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2 years

@Wainright24 “We’re going to win the series and you’ll all say what a great series it was.”

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1 year

No matter what happens tonight, or in the coming days, the Diamondbacks won the Pennant. And I for one think that’s pretty neat.

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