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I like movies and roleplaying games. (he/him)

Richmond, VA
Joined February 2014
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@WillFromAmerica
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2 years
Happy anniversary to the woman who’s given me the greatest 3 years of my life! Looking forward to many more of climbing, playing games, singing, and telling lots and LOTS of stories together. 💖💖💖
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@WillFromAmerica
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Due to recent events, I’ve communicated to the people at Sequester that I’m no longer okay with them using any of my music or associating my name with them in any way.
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
My girlfriend had maybe the hottest take in the world after watching Big Brother for the first time tonight
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4 years
My new single “IT’S KARATE TIME” (co-written by @Keev26 and @robcesternino ) is on all music platforms now. Don’t miss out on the song of the summer!
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@WillFromAmerica
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Thanks to you, I stopped writing music entirely for almost a year because I became so embarrassed and unconfident. I appreciate that you never meant to hurt anyone, but I want you to know that you took away one of the only things in my life that I felt good at and made me happy.
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
After the party, there’s me and you. 💍 🥰 We’re engaged, bitchezzzz
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@WillFromAmerica
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My girlfriend had to write a fake obituary for her journalism class
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3 years
The season feels a whole lot better now that everyone has actually EARNED the merge, not like those other 40 seasons where people got to merge without pushing a big ball through the dirt #Survivor
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Sometimes I feel good about myself but then I remember the time a person I loved on Survivor told me after an ORG that I’m not interesting to talk to
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@WillFromAmerica
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@ParamountScares @ScreamMovies Firing Melissa just because she said there should be a ceasefire is morally reprehensible, and I will never be watching another one of these movies.
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Happy birthday me I am twenty-three
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Last week, a woman at my job sent out an email to 200 people announcing that she’s starting a game where every day she’ll send out a picture she took of a duck and people get points for how fast they identify it. I thought “what a strange thing to mass email”. Anyway I’m winning
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@WillFromAmerica
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2 years
There’s never been someone on the show who makes me feel so Seen… until now #Survivor42
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
I don’t understand how anyone enjoyed a second of this
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Ika: I think everything about you is ugly, your aura, your oils 🤣 #Sequester
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that I’m discontinuing my services for custom song commissions indefinitely. I’ve had so much fun over the past year doing this, but my anxiety over unfulfilled requests has grown to an unhealthy level in the past couple of months.
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Note to all future players by the way: don’t read the #Sequester hashtag after you get voted out because it will make you feel like a garbage person!
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
It’s been two years and I’m still annoyed that Carl didn’t get immunity at final 9 in David vs Goliath despite spelling a valid word in the challenge
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
. @tomhanks Do you sign your emails like Thanks, T. Hanks
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
At least you made jury #Survivor
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
The Karate Time money is coming in folks
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@WillFromAmerica
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2 years
This is the thread where I watch #Survivor42 for the first time
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Jason Morris I’m so sorry
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
My mom: “So what did you do this weekend?” Me: “Not much, just played the Jurassic Park theme on piano for a podcast Zoom wedding.”
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
I’m buying a house and I’m terrified but also so excited
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@WillFromAmerica
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I’ve been dating @JPasette for 10 months and she just realized @robcesternino was actually on Survivor, she literally thought he was just a huge stan until now 😅
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@WillFromAmerica
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2 years
I still love the online communities I’m a part of, but my life got a lot better once I stopped assigning so much of my self-worth to how important I was in those communities
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
I can’t believe it. I’m finally a star
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Last night Julia took the coolest video we’ll ever get at a concert @TYScientist
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
It’s Karate Time is finally available for sale on iTunes and for streaming on Apple Music! Help @Keev26 retire!
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@WillFromAmerica
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5 years
I wish I could personally thank everyone who replied to this tweet, positivity is so hard to come by online and the negative comments always stick with you ten times longer. Please continue making the RHAP community one where everyone feels welcome.
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
It was an honor getting to write a song for the #Sequester premiere! Thanks to @SequesterAccess for the opportunity and much congratulations on the fantastic episode. If you liked the end credits music, you can download it for free here:
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@WillFromAmerica
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6 months
Congratulations to @meeshfitz on being 1 confessional away from breaking the all-time single-season confessional count record!
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
Very thrilled that #TheCircle had the 100% correct ending!
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
20 years later and the queen stays queen! #TheChallengeAllStars2
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@WillFromAmerica
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2 years
@robcesternino @Keev26 I can confirm that there’s nothing I want to hear you podcast about less than the Depp trial
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
Coming soon… #RAANAP
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3 years
My new single #SummerOf21 is finally here! Thank you to my co-writers @robcesternino and @Keev26 who I couldn’t have done it without, and to @JPasette for the amazing cover art and backing vocals. #RAANAP
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
Do you guys remember on day one, when JD made fire? I hope they show it again #Survivor
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10 months
Wedding photo dump thread
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Dad I made a song about you for this week's RAANAP @Keev26
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@WillFromAmerica
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2 years
In the hospital because of sudden loss of vision and they wanted to test me for a stroke (we are 99.9% sure it was a migraine)
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@WillFromAmerica
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10 months
Special thank you to some of my closest #RHAP friends for coming from all over just to be at our tiny lil wedding 🥹 @BehindTheSecret @FrailMary @lifepluspreston @SamMoreRHAP @buhbuhbam13 @whatthefleep
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@WillFromAmerica
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10 months
In 2 days I will be married 🫨🫨🫨
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
I’m a strong advocate for the jury on Survivor being nearly always right, but the jury on Drag Race All-Stars season 3 was objectively wrong
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@WillFromAmerica
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5 years
I haven’t seen season 3, am I allowed to stan Shonee? #SurvivorAU
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
People who play #Sequester know the exact dates of every game they’ve been a part of better than they know their family’s birthdays
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Update: I’ve been removed from the email distribution because I’m too far ahead and making the game less fun. This is a great injustice in the competitive landscape of duck identification.
@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Last week, a woman at my job sent out an email to 200 people announcing that she’s starting a game where every day she’ll send out a picture she took of a duck and people get points for how fast they identify it. I thought “what a strange thing to mass email”. Anyway I’m winning
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
I need a sound drop of Rob saying “you’re always such an asshole” #Sequester
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Like and retweet if you hate Donald Trump. Trying to have a tweet go vi- uhhh I mean trying to prove a point
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Another weekend, another new song written for the @SequesterAccess soundtrack 🤯
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@WillFromAmerica
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5 years
DENISE REVERSED THE CURSE #Survivor
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Happy birthday to my second dad @robcesternino
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@WillFromAmerica
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I bet this challenge will be even better the 4th time #BB22
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@WillFromAmerica
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Fessy: “I’m only gonna throw myself in if I see a pole on the ground” Fessy: *sees a ring ready to be wrestled* Fessy: #TheChallenge36
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@WillFromAmerica
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THIS FORMAT, THIS CAST, THIS PRODUCTION DESIGN, THIS EDITING. If you aren’t watching #TheChallenge36 , what the fuck are you doing?
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
Your boy just got his first dose of the vaccine 💉
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
Yesterday at the pizza spot we go to every week, me and my girlfriend’s favorite waitress wrote her phone number on our receipt so we could let her know if we ever wanted to hang out. This was the sign I needed to know the world is healing 🥲
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
Making our wedding invitation list and just including people who consistently like my tweets
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Your new favorite power couple
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
#BB23 has two things that Big Brother has lacked for far too long: 1) strategic women who know what they’re doing 2) those smart women not targeting each other and it feels too good to be true 😭
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
I feel like there’s an extremely obvious correct decision here #Survivor
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@WillFromAmerica
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Guess who got a 95 on his first CPA exam (it’s me)
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@WillFromAmerica
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@GreatCheshire Imagine watching the sex scene in Midsommar and thinking, “wow, that really served no narrative or emotional purpose”
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
An annual tradition at this point
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@WillFromAmerica
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@eventualforever This one is a bit of a throwback
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
CONGRATULATIONS to the Squirtle Squad for being voted the people’s favorite OG Pokémon! I had a lot of fun running this tournament, and might do more in the future. Now enjoy these pictures of the champion!
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
The Greatest OG Pokémon tournament has reached its conclusion. One final matchup remains. Who will win? Let’s find out.
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@WillFromAmerica
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I’m finally watching The Amazing Race 5 and no one told me Charla and Mirna were such g.oddesses
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I would give both kidneys for Michele Fitzgerald #Survivor
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@WillFromAmerica
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The Song of the Summer 2021 has been submitted to Spotify and Apple Music, and spoilers: it does contain the word “fornication”
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3 years
For the record, the real reason I left early on #RAANAP this week is that I needed to go use the bathroom and Akiva was taking too long to decide on his coin flip choice
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
My summary of last night's episode of #BB22
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@WillFromAmerica
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2 years
@tilianpearson @DGDtheband Well this is about the worst response possible. Went from apologizing to the sexual assault to denying it ever happened. I will no longer be listening to anything you or your complicit bandmates have ever created or will create.
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@WillFromAmerica
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You can now officially call me Tattoo Guy
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@WillFromAmerica
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4 years
Did anyone else experience technical difficulties watching last night’s #LoveIslandUSA ? I got to the part where Mercades said “I want you to know I’m a freak for daddy” but then my TV caught on fire.
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@WillFromAmerica
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Okay, here me out: Rob & Akiva’s Pop Punk Summer
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@WillFromAmerica
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@robcesternino @Keev26 Season 3 Episode 7 of Spongebob Squarepants. It's a really fun episode, and I bet a ton of your listeners grew up watching it. I think it'd be a blast not only talking about an episode, but also learning about the history of the show with a guest (((me)))
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
Remember that time we all tweeted about how they did a flashback to JD making fire earlier in the episode? #Survivor
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@WillFromAmerica
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I think killing Palestinian children is, in fact, bad, actually
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@WillFromAmerica
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10 months
One of the wildest things about early Survivor is when they had a challenge that was literally a parody of The Blair Witch Project
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@WillFromAmerica
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Good thing “I didn’t realize until now but broccoli is just a bunch of small trees” is something that JD is likely to say completely unprompted #Survivor
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@WillFromAmerica
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I agree!
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Jacob :3 #bb26
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Britini should have rapped for the second time so that no one would ever dare put her on the block and risk hearing a rap again #BB23
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I’m back in the podcast theme song game, baby!
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You do not need to take this challenge to listen to our brand new #SquidGame recap with me, @Chappells_Show and special guest @roundhoward on #NothingButNetflix
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@WillFromAmerica
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[whispers] my “for you” feed is way better than my “following” feed
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@WillFromAmerica
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I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A CPA
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@WillFromAmerica
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If Hung and Chee win every leg from here on out I would not be upset #TheAmazingRace
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My favorite feeling is the dopamine rush I get when I think I recognize an actor from a very minor role in something I haven't seen in years, and I look it up and I'm right
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Boston Rob got barely any screentime on the swap episode. Do we think he still has a chance to win or is he too purple? #Survivor
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Fine, I’ll admit it, I’m a Ben fan! #Survivor
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Maryanne's energy is already infectious
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@WillFromAmerica
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3 years
It’s actually 16 point 6 repeating you asshole #Survivor
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@WillFromAmerica
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My dad, a doctor and Tr*mp supporter, told me we’re statistically more likely to die from getting struck by lightning than of COVID-19. Take that, liberals!
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Oh wow, a dubstep challenge! My favorite thing about Big Brother is how they’re always at the forefront of social trends. #BB22
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Confession: I’ve always heard Big Brother Canada 6 was a great season, but I still haven’t watched a second of it because I’m so mad about the @kirstensaidwhat situation
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@WillFromAmerica
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FUCK OFF 2020
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@WillFromAmerica
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Sometimes I think to myself... maybe I’m the only reason I was ever feeling so sad
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@WillFromAmerica
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I want to say for all my followers to hear: Tilian Pearson has had multiple sexual assault allegations lodged against him, and his bandmates in Dance Gavin Dance are complicit with his behavior.
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It’s gonna take me a while to get used to watching presidential speeches that aren’t profoundly stupid
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