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@BehindTheSecret

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Reality TV stan social media addict

She/Her
Joined April 2009
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I had to take an SAT this morning, and my mom is just over here chillin' with Revis.
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It’s giving newborn baby girl in the hospital realness #Survivor
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We're 46 seasons into #Survivor , yet we're finding new ways to wear buffs
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Monty Hall found dead on a stretcher #Survivor
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Got this season’s hottest present
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Evelyn from The Challenge? This is her now
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Just saw this picture and now it’s been taken down from the CBS website. . . 🤔👀 #BB24
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Me at the sanctuary while Liz sits at camp #Survivor
Got my Masters in Shark Bowls
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Thank god for 90 minute episodes #Survivor45
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I have not evolved in 12 years I fear
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"Shoot for the moon, if you miss, you will die in outer space, which is cool."- @katya_zamo
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Realizing that “I’m not here to make friends” should solely be reserved for reality TV as I sit at my grad school graduation with not a single friend gained 😂
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Omar playing chess while everyone else on this season is playing in the sand #Survivor
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Me in every group project I’ve had in graduate school
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Got my Masters in Shark Bowls
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She’s going to eat Cody Califiore up I can’t wait
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Not me referencing the Survivor Diversity Campaign in one of my final papers
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Me clocking into work on my birthday like
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@dykedolores I wanted to be these bitches SO BAD 😔
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They mothered #WhiteLotus
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No comment #RHAP
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Me: I’m not gonna get that invested in another season of Big Brother just to be disappointed again Also me: I would literally jump in front of a bus for Tiffany #BB23
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Microdosing playing in a Survivor immunity challenge by running through Manhattan with my 20 pound duffle bag on my arm
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Last night this guy told me that Bananas is his favorite player on The Challenge and in response I said that my favorite Bananas moment was when CT used him as a backpack 😭
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We waited 10 weeks for Becca’s liberal feminist ass to get engaged to a YEE-HAW. #TheBachelorette
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It’s a masterpiece #RAANAP
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In the CityMD without a mask? Death fucking penalty bro
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Me: I can’t wait to see the pictures from the club The pictures from the club:
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My qualifications to talk about iCarly #RAANAP
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This is never a good sign. http://t.co/KrffhpAwhF
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‼️🚨Fresh cut alert🚨❗️
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They said FUCK your drafts
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Get ready to expect the unexpected! Watch the first ever LIVE move-in and #BB22 cast reveal during the 2-hour season premiere on Wednesday at 9/8c on @CBS !
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🚫NO MORE POSTING PICTURES OF FIREWORKS ON SOCIAL MEDIA🚫SOCIETY HAS PROGRESSED PAST THE NEED FOR POSTING PICTURES OF FIREWORKS ON SOCIAL MEDIA🚫
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IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET #RAANAP
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Him: Stop jumping to conclusions Me:
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Why is using the microwave at work the most embarrassing thing ever
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Introducing the #SEEDSBABY Challenge! #RAANAP
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MICHELE KICK ME IN THE FACE PLEASE #Survivor
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SHE KICKED IT AGAIN I AM OBSESSED
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How do the people in the Big Brother house go 90 days without smoking oui’d
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I’m so sorry if we know each other in real life and you follow me on Tik Tok like none of y’all probably understand why I’m making fun of two men pushing 50
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Not to be mean but does a SINGLE person I follow on Instagram have a job?
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Ms. Honey Bunches could win Tough As Nails
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I think about these women way more than I should… Hope they’re still thriving in 2021/2022. 😩🙌🏾
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Me: *comments under a Congressman’s post asking how he is supporting his black consitutients* Brain-dead Long Islanders:
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@catcohen Madness innit luv?
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Bad bitches sleep with miscellaneous items on their bed
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Not this
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Big unboxing alert 🚨 for those who do not have Tik Tok #RAANAP
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Maturing is realizing that it doesn’t mean anything that he watched your insta story except that he was on the toilet
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I know we celebrated me graduating like 4 times already but I absolutely ate here and need to make it everyone else’s problem
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No one has gaslighted me as effectively as the IT people at my job
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BROO I WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND A RAT JUMPED OUT AND I PUNTED THAT HOE WITH OPEN TOED SHOES ON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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How many days until the #Survivor45 premiere?
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Rob and Akiva write Twitter bios for their listeners #RAANAP
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NOT THE GUY CALLING NAMES AT GRADUATION CALLING ME NICOLE CORN 😭 THIS IS MY 13TH REASON
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LOVE having an excuse to bring these photos out of retirement #BB25
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@Keev26 You’re welcome, let’s see if this blows up #RAANAP #BooksAsShoesChallenge (?)
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@DrAmandaR The way she’s dating a different skinny white guy 😭 Her power is unmatched
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I LOVE SURVIVOR SO MUCH. #SurvivorFinale
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This is the Tik Tok that got me into this mess #RAANAP
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Oomf ❤️
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In honor of All-Stars approaching #BB22
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"This week was the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race and @TheBiancaDelRio won, obviously." - @joelmchale
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The hits keep on coming #RAANAP
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Did it hurt? When you found out that Dua Lipa was uninvited to the Met Gala because she’s anti-vax
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You go on one podcast and your family starts asking why you aren’t leveraging your newfound fame to find a boyfriend
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There goes my whole career
@Complex
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The U.S. is "looking at" banning TikTok and other Chinese social media apps. Full story:
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My first day of grad school is tomorrow so see y’all never 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The Wii Fit is the sole cause of my body dystrophia like the minute I stepped on the Balance Board and it called me obese it was over for my self esteem
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We need to talk about my Survivor themed birthday party
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Just met someone wearing a Survivor Amazon hat in Ocean Beach and we talked about how him and his daughter listen to #RHAP ! You LOVE to see it!
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Normalize shutting the fuck up
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Just submitted my last paper so I can say I am FINALLY done with my first semester of grad school
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My big moment
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Not Evel Dick calling Taran, one of the NICEST AND MOST HARDWORKING PEOPLE I’VE EVER MET, an ass clown for just doing his job. . . Makes me sick #BB22
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Maryanne needs to #Survivor
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I’m crying at these AI pics of Steve Harvey being chased by a demon
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11 Years of #RHAP ! I'm forever grateful!
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I can't believe Meghan Thee Stallion got SHOT and barely talks about it like if I got shot I would never shut up about it
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Venus after eating up her whole old tribe #Survivor46
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Survivor 🥺
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How is my dad color blind yet the only one pulling his weight in completing the family puzzle?
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“A pleasure to have in class” to anxiety ridden adult pipeline
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#RAANAP Rob and Akiva need a legal firm to sue these two for stolen intellectual property (This has ~50K likes)
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@RicardFoye Drag him bestie
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My mom listened to #RAANAP this week and thought I was funny ❤️
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It only took like 7 months for my school to mail me this PDF of my degree but go me!
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You ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends? Think again! Check me out on #RAANAP this week where I help Rob and Keev come up with the next big viral challenge! !!!!!
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@BigBrotherLeak FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!
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FELICIA IS GOING VIRAL ON TIK TOK THIS IS NOT A DRILL #BB25
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Thinking about how my high school boyfriend wouldn’t skip his shift at Wendy’s to go to my Sweet 16
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Hottie (Flavor of Love/Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School) - Rookie
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#RAANAP I truly cannot believe that someone made an actual real life wheel with mathematically legit topic spaces.
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Not this
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My love language is touch but if you are not my boyfriend please stay 1000 feet from me
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This is the best day of my life
@DiscussingFilm
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‘TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND’ will return with 2 new seasons on HBO Max. (Source: )
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LMAOOOO I LITERALLY DONT KNOW THIS MAN OR HOW HE GOT INTO OUR SELF TIMER PIC IM SCREAMING
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