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Whitey

@Whitey_83

3 years

Dan Crenshaw

@DanCrenshawTX

3 years

Simone Biles has been making America and Houston proud for YEARS. She has been the woman in the arena, a place that internet trolls know nothing about. We can be disappointed in her decision, but until you’re the one stepping up to win gold, maybe sit this one out.

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Whitey

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2 months

I know I've beaten the subject into the ground in recent days, but it's very telling they don't understand why the Vance thing got traction and how that's related to his public persona and overall vibes. Instead, they think they just need to come up with a more perverse sex act.

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Big if true

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Whitey

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Shooting fish in a barrel

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Whitey

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2 months

Low-follower shitposters are - and always have been - the lifeblood of this platform

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reminder that this whole couch thing started from a shitpost by an account with 1700 followers

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No creativity, no understanding. Just ... reacting.

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3 years

@SamGannon87 The excitement in the stands is ... infectious!

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@Ambroge_ what

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Justin Trudeau preparing himself for the Shohei to the Jays announcement

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@TomSmith996 @SwannMarcus89 Congrats

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Whitey

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2 years

wait until you see what this is responding to

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@Dodgers He got a chance but Trevor Bauer gets no 2nd chance w/the Dodgers.

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Whitey

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5 years

Might have a new gig, friends!

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3 months

Words cannot describe how shitty the next four months are going to be

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2 years

@avoidthehanoid @RyanvanEngelen1 @pinkopog Someone who capes this hard for Ben Shapiro must be truly dead inside.

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3 years

My sincerest apologies but I had no choice

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1 year

We need to find out what else this guy knows

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4 years

@ToiletSex @TheOnion Maybe they'll take it down if you whine more.

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@NickRiccardi @ebruenig What if my dogs began having a conversation in fluent Latin?

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Whitey

@Whitey_83

3 years

@Buster_ESPN @AdamMets I don't work for the Mets, Buster, so I can't answer that with any certainty. I'd suggest you contact one of your sources within the org, unless they just fired the last one you had.

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2 years

@m2jr @igb sounds like you're just mad he roasted your ass

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8 years

@Pope_Chili_Town @rockinlady @BogusPotusTrump @wesleysnipes it's true ... rockin_lady got wrecked and should immediately delete her account

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@lib_crusher the answer is: VOTE

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@SorbetBarbieSue @Chinchillazllla what a weird thing to say

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Whitey

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4 years

TRANSLATION: My ex-wife is seeing someone.

Aubrey Huff

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4 years

I’ve never understood as a man why you would date, or marry a single mother if you’re single with no kids of your own. Seems to me he doesn’t feel he has options or doesn’t value himself as a man. I’d feel like I was a backup plan helping raise another man’s kids. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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1 year

Oh for FUCKS SAKE

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3 years

@BenVerlander I have to believe if I jingled some keys at you I could steal your lunch.

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2 years

Happy anniversary @BenVerlander

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@JaneOst_ Negative rizz

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@heckinsox @cdneisler @BusinessLucas

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@DocNifkin Taking my shot.

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@BKaminsky @DavidLeeOrr I'm guessing the ladies can attest to you rounding up as well

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@sulkhogan @WhiteSoxSlater Joe Rogan 5'2" confirmed

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3 years

oh shit forgot about this one

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3 years

@ajmckee_john @ProductiveOuts explain this then

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Whitey

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1 year

@_Milams_ @BirdRespecter @ABeerAndAGame You forgot the most important step: you also have to put your right foot in, and then take your right foot out. After that, put your right foot back in and shake it all about.

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@CulturaMandoa @MattBors 5. KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL AT ALL TIMES

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@realEricShaffer @MarkRPellegrino I'm going to push back on the first sentence a little.

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Whitey

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4 years

@TheodorAwhoreno @cowgirl_beebop The good news is the earliest this game could've taken place - based on the info I can pull from the TV screen - was 2005, meaning this poor animal's Earthly misery has by now surely come to an end.

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Whitey

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4 years

Only people whose kids are @DudePerfect fans will understand: My Plans 2020

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Whitey

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1 year

I don't know them so why would it affect me emotionally in any way?

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1 year

Mother and son are now father and daughter. Really sad.

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Whitey

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1 year

Learned something I didn't know today; this kid Michael Kay has his rectum in a knot over is a Cleveland clubbie who just puts on the uniform of whichever team is in town. So Michael is mad about a person who doesn't work for the Yankees not following their stupid-ass rules.

YES Network

@YESNetwork

1 year

You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone.

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Whitey

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3 years

@Buster_ESPN @AdamMets Buster, I can't believe that for the first time in the history of sports off-field team personnel are being held to a different standard than the superstars who put butts in the seats. This is indeed a dark day for baseball and really for the entire world. Truly preposterous.

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Whitey

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2 years

@Dopey919 @LoveTheRox thank you for your permission, I will bash him

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3 years

Doing @ethnicohioan a solid and getting this very important message out there

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2 years

@ConceptualJames make a video of yourself doing one (1) pull-up

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Whitey

@Whitey_83

5 years

holy shit

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2 years

@stillgray @jasondebolt Neither of you two would make it through the first day of basic training.

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Whitey

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3 years

Someday this kid is going to be sitting in an arbitration hearing and every stat he doesn't compile is going to be used against him, so in the meantime he should hit every god damn dinger he can and let the old folks sort out their feelings about that on their own time.

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Twins broadcast seething LOL

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Whitey

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7 years

Imagine disliking either one of these guys.

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2 years

@bethanyshondark @Slublog ... and then you aborted her

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@fotoole My kid was finishing up a master's degree at 2 but what yours did was nice too, I suppose.

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Whitey

@Whitey_83

7 years

@DeansLetters IT'S WYNN DEAS NUTZ GET DRAGGED ACROSS A SCIENCE-DENYING FLAT-EARTHER'S FACE GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BOOK SUCKER

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It's a shame WNBA handled it this way. They should have refused to credential Outkick *and* told Clay Travis to eat shit.

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

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Clay Travis says WNBA ‘refused to credential’ OutKick for draft after transgender athlete question

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Whitey

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3 years

@theaceofspaeder Sorry you're expendable man. Must be rough to find out this way.

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@spoonunlocked @Kieran03609555 @GenoSmith3 @AaronDonald97 oh for sure

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4 months

This guy left the house every day praying he got the chance to cap a brown person and that day his prayers were answered.

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half the people around you at any given time are basically criminally insane in this country

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@UncleSamsPAM @ABC His brain is cottage cheeese.

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HE'S WORRIED IT'S "HURTING HIS REPUTATION" HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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2 years

@glennbeck If you cut it below 2500 calories a day your titties might get a little smaller!

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@Jomboy_ @jaydestro @JomboyMedia I wonder who picks these guys who are negotiating on behalf of the players? Anyone know?

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@ToddPratt07 This reminds me of the time I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels ha

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@Super70sSports Grab a spoon and finish that jar of mayo in the fridge, you'll feel better after that.

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Sal Fasano

Pro Football Hall of Fame

@ProFootballHOF

2 years

The first name that comes to mind when you see this logo is __________?

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Whitey

@Whitey_83

1 year

It's flu shot season you fucking dumbass.

Ryan M. Spaeder

@theaceofspaeder

1 year

Come pick up your prescription at @cvspharmacy for GERD, while you are at it, get another vaccine — this is not normal. Cage match me, @BillGates .

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4 years

Who doesn't love a happy ending?

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It's so funny that anyone could think InBev believes in anything besides "do whatever will make the most money" ... they already decided they don't give a fuck about your boycott before you even knew you wanted to do it!

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@TheOnion god bless this good samaritan

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@travis_view Anyone whose world view can be altered because they "watched a video" should be loaded onto a shuttle and deposited on the moon.

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Whitey

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3 years

Drop all the F bombs you want @ozzie

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Nothing has made me feel as old in a while as reading the phrase "the last 27 years of Sum 41"

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3 years

CORN-DRIVEN HUMIDITY

Aaron Hicks Resurgence Bandwagon

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@Yankees You can't win every night. This was a weird game in a gimmicky ballpark. No Statcast data, no strike zone, juiced baseballs, corn-driven humidity, etc. Go win your next two in a real ballpark. Jameson Taillon is on the mound Saturday. I trust him. Score for him. Win the series.

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Whitey

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@soncharm I'm glad you asked ... it's when you get BOFA DEEZ NUTZ SMACKIN YOU IN THE FACE NERD

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I love how these dudes can talk about being professional gossipers and information launderers for agents and front offices like it's some sort of noble work they're doing for the good of mankind.

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

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"He wanted his life back. He didn't want to have to work on holidays. He didn't want to be away from more family gatherings. He didn't want to have to...take a shower with your phone up against the shower door so you can see a text that's coming in, or take your phone with you to

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@david_j_roth He's morphing into Artie Lange

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@NotABigJerk I need to hear an explanation of what this contingent of woke lefties was doing at a Dave Chappelle show in 2022.

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@RichardStaff How does Richard Staff do it, folks? How many times can one man hit the bullseye?

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Whitey

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1 year

It's okay, sir. The Braves will play again tomorrow night in San Francisco. This was just an off day for travel.

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

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JUST IN: Trump calls this a 'very sad day for America'

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@NightTimePod @DaveLeeBBG @elonmusk

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Big day for governors showing off their very large brains!

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@BarrelJumpist I wonder if they ever wonder why the only brands who ever pander to their chudliness are weird upstarts that no longer exist a year or two later.

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@Gus_Bus09 @JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ Blue check

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@RoseEmojiTico ... which, of course, explains why it is stored in the balls.

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@Pope_Chili_Town @rockinlady @BogusPotusTrump @wesleysnipes I'm not sure "dignified" will compute, though

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Troy Aikman basically just said "this game sucks shit" and he's not wrong.

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@SameSadEcho @bethanyshondark 6 inch or footlong?

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@dscc

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@ettingermentum I honestly thought Mayor Pete and Liz Warren dead-enders were the biggest losers politics could produce but these DeSantis hangers-on are a whole different tier of pathetic!

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@pushmatrix I'll be busy in the other room with your metaverse wife

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@NYMag

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@morgonnm did you shoot the candy wrapper

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@NatsSquid Please make sure he doesn't roofie anyone sitting around him

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@christweetsllc @zack_hample @AH_Pod

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@Billydub420 @valleyboyvoice @nypost It's the New York Post, dude. If this is difficult for you then it might be time to find something more your speed to think about. Here's a suggestion:

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@FixedAFauto @FoxNews How shook are you right now

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@ettingermentum delete this

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