#MLBDraft
: We’d be stunned if this isn’t how the top 10 picks pan out.
1) Barth Tungsten, P
2) Coogan Cornholio, P
3) Zooks Gadsby, 2B
4) Nehromeo Latriné, OF
5) Cracy Japes, P
6) Splendid Nimoy, 3B
7) Boyce Poindexter, P
8) DJ Plops, 1B
9) Barnaby Nabisco, SS
10) Fresno Todd, C