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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

4 years

So ku Twitter bonse twikala ku mayadi?😂😂

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

At my age i should be in college or something but am out here taking care of my Mum and siblings with every little coin i make.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Emeka was toxic 😂 for those that missed it here's a glimpse. #vamaloveyoucandie

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8 months

After visiting a Catholic Church and all men are asked to remain behind. Me:

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@WarrenMutendi

1 year

Watching everyone on the TL debate about Unza and Unilus but ninshi iwe uli pa Chreso/ eden university

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

I sold my ka first phone pa Unza bridge kenze nama legeni, we didn't have food at home and mum seemed depressed,dad had just passed away. I sold it at k180 and gave part of the money to buy food and she asked where i got the money from Its from this point i learnt responsibility

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

3 years

You might be thinking you don't work hard kanshi its just fossil Twitter that started hustling in 1998.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Twitter people will make you think it's cool to not believe in God. Read your bible and pray nivi Twitter che

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@WarrenMutendi

2 months

K25,000 Salary is small? 😂 Mulimashilu pano

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@WarrenMutendi

9 months

What do u know about this ka book?😂

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@WarrenMutendi

4 months

Every Lusaka yo is found here 🤣

so unbothered.

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4 months

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Incase you missed it 😅😅😅💀💀

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Elite but waliba pa bursary chikala 😂

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@WarrenMutendi

10 months

Umuntu na hairline like Macky 2 pa thread ati 26 years old?

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

People with money get praised on this app. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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@WarrenMutendi

1 month

Cost of living and everything in the country going sour. Me looking for drip.

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@WarrenMutendi

1 year

Y’all laugh at some dry jokes when the tweep has money

Miss Big Me 👑😊💅

@Titamie_

1 year

What’s that #ZedTwitter opinion which would get you in this position?

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@WarrenMutendi

7 months

Me going to Congo’s🇨🇩 goalkeeper 🤌🏾 to let our boys score a lot of goals

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

6 months

Finally 45 years 💪😂 Send ma k1 guys on 0971982920 😂

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

But mu Zambia takapitamo, We used to sleep with whistles

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Today is my mums birthday❤️Send money guys 🎉

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@WarrenMutendi

7 months

Uza pisha bwanji junkie ulibe kwendo 😭

Mayor of Kabwata

@chongomedley

7 months

@StudentsZed What do they mean "applicant must not be disable"?

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

It's Tilka's fault guys

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

When you see Unza and Mulungushi tweeps roasting each other but you can't relate chifukwa wenze pa Fairview/ Lusaka trades.

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

21 days

You come looking like this at my chilanga mulilo i cancel the event

ms namumba

@sallystanji

21 days

Chilanga mulilo guest ☺️

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

1 month

The same clients that buy from you are the one's that bring new clients, the circle continues as long as you deliver the best services.

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

7 months

“Are you the country that has cholera” 😂💀 He has won 😂

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

If someone pointed a gun at you and told you to sing any song by Cleo ice queen, Are you surviving??

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

We still love you Uncle Malume. We are proud of you.

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

1 year

Ohns, Sometimes you might be unemployed and waiting for a job, Step out visit those tuma small workshops be it kuli ba carpenter, mechanic,electrician, phone repairs e.t.c, Do something while waiting you might just meet someone who might connect you. It starts with a step

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Ninshi pano bonse mwalikwata impiya? 😂

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

The lady from Zamcash called with chifukushi, she also found me with Chifukushi 😩 ala kwenze vizungu

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

PF supporters are a problem.. I'm blocking my mum

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

1 year

In loving

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

You’re in your 20’s and worried because someone who goes out with freedom fighters for money called you broke? 😂

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@WarrenMutendi

9 months

If you have a tecno with 3 cameras this is not your fight

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Elo those shoes you get for k1300, ku Nakonde ni k550

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

The same way you do days of our lives with your swimming issues 👀👀

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Lusaka relationships are all about chills and dodix.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 months

😂

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Random tweep appreciating men. Feminists.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 months

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

What’s important about life is being content with what you have, Social media standards will mislead you, Eat your kapenta and impwa, Wear your fake Jordan’s because that’s all you can afford, drink your bols , It shouldn’t matter what type of phone you use. Be you!!

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

7 months

Congo beats us today we send immigration in some Churches. #DRCvsZAM

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

3 years

You can't even like soya chunks or impwa on this app.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Coming for job interviews to find am the boss elo ninshi you dragged me on Twitter.😂😂

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

6 months

Your background doesn't determine your future, You might be in Luanshya Turn off today but tomorrow own a GD6 Fortuner and a Mercedes coup in Lusaka. Don't stop the hustle! Keep pushing

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

3 years

For me and my team to start servicing government vehicles. 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

9 months

So you ohns can't pick up your girl at 3 when you knew she was out? 😂 That's why they eat for you. 😅

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@WarrenMutendi

3 months

So automatically when you become rich, you start healthy habits like gym and jogging 🏃‍♂️ You can’t jog with no food at home a car will bash you 😂

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@WarrenMutendi

17 days

There you go ma'am 👏

Sampa Kabwela

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@WarrenMutendi How does it feel talking to yourself?

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

I know my worth kanshi niba number 5 pa TL doda list from a tweep 🤣

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

The so called ghetto tweeps support each other ai

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

People on Twitter will make you feel like being a Christian is a problem.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

When you host a space and no one joins.

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Umwaume with both parents? 🤔

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Dating a student from Unza,unilus or Mulungushi should be on a thousand ways to die.

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@WarrenMutendi

1 year

Lusaka starter pack

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

The way young girls step out with big men in Chicago's

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Mum's gone for an operation i pray everything goes well. I love that woman.

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Government for the youths The youth 👇👇

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@WarrenMutendi

1 year

You are in your 20's admiring people that have been hustling since time ya Kaunda, take your time and trust the process

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@WarrenMutendi

1 year

Comesa k180 Chicago's k850

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@WarrenMutendi

2 months

Are you made of fluorine, iodine and neon? Because you’re F-I-Ne 🤕

Juliet Liliana Banda

@b1_juliet

2 months

❤️🦋

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Feminist alila zoona

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@WarrenMutendi

10 months

Pressure of being single for a long time any small red flag it's to dip 🤣

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@WarrenMutendi

1 year

Ohns if you are in you are in your 20's, Your main focus should be hustle, forget keeping up appearances when you are actually broke. Have a ka life within your budget 😊 take your time ⏲️ don't rush things work extra hard because no one is coming to save you. Save,invest money.

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Imbwa ndine for getting money ku ZamCash 😩

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Problem you can be having an argument with a dependent on this app 😩

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Okay liza chikala tione.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Why are we even following each other if we can't interact?

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

When they thought i bath using a bucket kanshi i use chi buffa

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

4 years

Honestly, at this point I deserve a miracle I can't be taking care of my siblings and mum with no proper income..it stresses and I hide by drinking alcohol which has become so tiring now!😕😣Ichalo nacho.

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Uncle mutonyo 😎

@WarrenMutendi

9 months

You defend bally we report your account 😭

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Goodnight Tilka

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@WarrenMutendi

8 months

Yayayayaya, Napsa yalipwa but my mums last house i can look for the papers 😮‍💨

Lu!💕

@lucy_mbao

8 months

felt qt>>

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

If you use GB WhatsApp, You are definitely going through a lot you need help.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

As you go to the fireboy concerts take care of your vehicles. Otherwise you will walk home.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Don't just buy alcohol,learn to get socks and boxers for yourself.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Everyone at diamond TV sounds like Costa Mwansa.

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Umwaume pa Unilus? 🤔

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

My net worth is k500 elo it belongs to Zamcash.

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Vaccine muliiwe wasanduka Shrek

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@WarrenMutendi

2 years

Being broke isn’t permanent, But let’s talk about your mileage

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

So people that are not on Twitter, what do they do?

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@WarrenMutendi

1 year

Unemployed youths 😂

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@WarrenMutendi

3 years

Zambians will laugh at you for not speaking proper English.

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@WarrenMutendi

1 month

I value friendship so much that i'd never let bad things outweigh the good things/moments we shared with someone.,Its okay to outgrow each other but that doesn't mean we have beef. At the end of the day we all need each other.