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@WalterTheGolden

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Dog. Lover of squirrels, dishtowels, and cardboard #lessmurraymorewalter

United States
Joined April 2019
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3 years
FRENS! THE TUMOR WAS BENIGN!
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2 years
WATERMELON WEDNESDAY WITH WALTER #dogsoftwitter #watermelon *sound up for chomps
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1 year
My floof is always floofing #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Here we find the elusive Yard Reindeer taking a break from hunting squirrels. #dogsoftwitter #Reindeer
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1 year
Frens of #dogtwitter I would like you to meet my new brother Murray
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1 year
Good morning to everyone but Murray #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
This is the face of someone that just spent the last hour running around in the rain and fresh mulch trying to intimidate a squirrel out of a tree.
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1 year
Mom says everyone needs to look at how Murray flips his feet when he stretches. I really don’t think it’s all that impressive. Sigh. #dogsoftwitter #notimpressed #lessmurraymorewalter
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1 year
This would’ve been a very nice sunset picture IF SOMEONE WOULD HAVE STAYED STILL #dogsoftwitter #captainchaos
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1 year
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS! #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
On paper this seemed like a brilliant idea. Forgot that neither one of us can reach the pedals. #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS #dogsoftwitter #birthdayboy
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1 year
He’s right there isn’t he? Wagging his tail? Not a care in the world… About to chomp me… #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Somebody went to the groomers and is now extra floofy! #model #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Still waiting… He has to come out sometime right? #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
Mom let Murray lick the beaters from the peanut butter pie! #dogsoftwitter #lessmurraymorewalter
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2 years
WHICH WAY TO THE GYM? #fitness #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
The face of innocence #dogsoftwitter
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3 years
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS IT’S MY BIRTHDAY I’M 5 TODAY LET THE BIRTHDAY SHENANIGANS BEGIN! #birthdayboy #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
Need some help identifying this species in my yard this morning. Looks to be from the duck family. #dogsoftwitter #captainchaos
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1 year
Good morning frens! Murray and I want you to have the best day filled with snacs and no squirrels! #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
Murray wanted you to see his tail floof and the root he stole out of the weed pile #dogsoftwitter #fluffybuttfriday #GRC #lessmurraymorewalter
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1 year
Mom says if I keep this up I might need a lawyer #dogsoftwitter #aminnocent
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1 year
STRAIGHT OUTTA DA GROOMERS #dogsoftwitter #somuchfloof
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1 year
Of all the places to chew a bone… #watchthetailfloof #dogsoftwitter #captainchaos
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1 year
WEDNESDAY WISDOM WITH WALTER You cannot conduct neighborhood watch with out a good watchin’ spot #dogsoftwitter
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8 months
CAPTAIN CHAOS IS OFFICIALLY 1 YEAR OLD TODAY! Come back later to see pics of the big celly🎂🎉🎁
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2 years
IT IS PUPPY QUINN’S FIRST BIRTHDAY!
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1 year
WE DARE ANY SQUIRRELS TO COME IN THIS YARD! #dogsftwitter #squirrelpatrol
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2 years
Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to Walter Happy birthday to me #dogsoftwitter #birthdayboy
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1 year
Police line up or family photo - you decide #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Mom said my dog frens will think I went into hiding cos I haven’t been on twitter today. You guys see me right? Right?
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1 year
Mom says we are just going to leave this right here for y’all #dogsoftwitter #morewalterlessmurray
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1 year
IT’S SHENANIGAN DAY! LET’S GO! #stpaddysday #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
More snow! It can stop now. Seriously. #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
What box? #dogsoftwitter ♻️
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2 years
Who wants to go on a walk with me? #dogsoftwitter #fall
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8 months
GOOD MORNING I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT #birthdayboy
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1 year
Look at this cool ramp dad made for Rainy Dog! #dogsoftwitter #seniorpupsaturday
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1 year
MURRAY MONDAY #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
WALTER’S WEATHER REPORT windy af #dogsoftwitter #saturdaystorm
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2 years
TODAY IS RAINY DOG’S 10TH BIRTHDAY AND I AM HANDLING THE EXCITEMENT FOR BOTH OF US #dogsoftwitter #birthdaygirl
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2 years
LOOK WHAT SANTA BROUGHT ME! I told you I was the best boi all year long. #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
RAIN RAIN GO AWAY 🌧 #dogsoftwitter #rainyday
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11 months
Twinning Tuesday Sunrise edition 🌅
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1 year
When only one of you is impressed with mom’s matching outfits… #dogsoftwitter #mondaythoughts @dog_rates
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1 year
This is the line for cronchy water. Take a number. #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
Captain Chaos thinks this helps #dogsoftwitter #captainchaos
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2 years
I apologize to anyone that was offended by the fact that I am a boss and chomped a chipmunk yesterday.
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2 years
If you would come down here… I just want to talk! #dogsoftwitter #dogs #🐿
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11 months
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3 years
Frens I have big news! This is Quinn and she is on her way home to live with my Grandma.
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1 year
Still here Now I have help #dogsoftwitter 🐿️
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1 year
What is personal space? #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
This is NOT funny Murray LET ME IN IMMEDIATELY #dogsoftwitter #littlebrother
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2 years
Not sure who needs to see this today but check out my NEAT FEETS! #dogsoftwitter #dogs
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1 year
Too cool to look at you 🕶️ #dogsoftwitter #groomingday
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11 months
Some of us take our morning patrol duties a little more seriously than others…
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2 years
Good morning to everyone except squirrels #dogsoftwitter #MondayMorning
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1 year
The concessions at this game are top notch #PremierLeague
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2 years
Just going to put this out there again… #DogsofTwittter
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2 years
Welcome to Monday again my frens. Keep your arms and legs inside at all times and do not exit until the ride has stopped. #Mondayvibes #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Just wanted you to know that the snow is still here. #snowysunday
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2 years
Mornin’ That is all #dogsoftwitter
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3 years
Due to a “breakdown in communication” WE GOT 2 DINNERS TONIGHT! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
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1 year
Murray needs those sensors that keep him in his own lane! 🚘 #dogsoftwitter #captaincrash
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2 years
MY COUSIN HENRY GOT A NEW LITTLE SISTER! LOOK AT HER FACE! #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
Sunday shenanigans #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
I NEED TO REPORT A ROBBERY An hour has been stolen from me that I could have used for shenanigans, mischief and mayhem. Not to mention a nap. #dogsoftwitter #DaylightSaving
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3 years
COME OUT HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE SQUIRRELS
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1 year
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2 years
Just a dog Sitting here with Pink Elephant #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Hey guys! Wanna see something spooky from last night? #spooky #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
Murray has big plans for today #dogsoftwitter
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8 months
Mom says we are the poster dogs for looking guilty. I say she’s just jealous her hair doesn’t look as nice as ours in the morning.
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1 year
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1 year
Welcome to Friday where taking pictures is more important than getting our breakfast… #lesspicturesmorebreakfast #dogsoftwitter #fridaymorning
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1 year
Someone spilled dogs in the kitchen #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
Ugh - mom says we can’t forget a Captain Chaos update #lessmurraymorewalter #dogsoftwitter
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4 years
The Art. The Artist.
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1 year
Captain Chaos getting every last drop out of this weekend #dogsoftwitter #captainchaos
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2 years
Mom said she had to be extra creative this year hiding my gifts because I’m super smart and might find them. @chewy #Christmasgifts #dogsoftwitter
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11 months
Hi My mom, otherwise known as my less than attentive admin, has been really busy, but she wanted you guys to know I’m still as handsome as ever.
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1 year
Shhhhh… I’d appreciate it if y’all just kept it down for a bit and let Captain Chaos sleep this off. #dogsoftwitter #morningnap
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1 year
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2 years
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1 year
Wednesday Wisdom with Walter You have a better chance of getting a second breakfast if EVERYONE looks like they are starving #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS! IT IS RAINY DOG’S 11th BIRTHDAY! #rainysbdayparty
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2 years
I see you are doing some online shopping there. Might I recommend ? #dogsoftwitter #justsaying
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1 year
WEDNESDAY WISDOM WITH WALTER Wait until the golf cart stops moving before jumping off to chase a squirrel 🐿️ #itsjustafleshwound #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
I FEEL VIOLATED AND WILL NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU! #undercoat #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
Remember how the sun was out yesterday? #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Celebrating #fluffybuttfriday by stalking the resident chipmunk #grc #dogsoftwitter
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1 year
MURRAY MONDAY It’s prom season. Thinking about renting the little man out for formal events. #dogsoftwitter #captainchaos #lessmurraymorewalter
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10 months
It’s #nationaldogday #internationaldogday so we will stop long enough to pause for this picture.
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2 years
This weekend is brought to you by my wind blown, always happy self and less amused, but slightly intrigued, Rainy Dog. #dogsoftwitter #weekendvibes
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1 year
Rainy is submitting her #fluffybuttfriday entry. She has no comment about the chaos in the background. She just wants to left out of it. #dogsoftwitter #captainchaos
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1 year
Captain Chaos has been apprehended and a bath is impending #dogsoftwitter
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2 years
Super floofed for Father’s Day
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