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@WallStJesus

11 months

$NVDA cooking the books, like $LK Luckin Coffee.. you heard it here first

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3 years

🥇 JP Morgan Top 2022 Year-Ahead ideas

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2 years

🗣MIKE WILSON: AFTER BEAR MARKET BOUNCE, $SPX 3400, HAPPY F’n SUNDAY!

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2 years

MS MIKE WILSON: "our call on earnings isn't predicated on the timing of a recession or if even one occurs this year. Our work on earnings continues to show further erosion w/ the gap between our model & the forward estimates as wide as its been since the summer of 2008 ..."

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2 years

Wall Street's Most Accurate Analyst BofA’s Hartnett: "Today's Bear Market Ends In October With The S&P At 3,000"

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@WallStJesus

3 years

Top 25 stocks driving S&P 500 index in 2021, via GS👇🏻

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@WallStJesus

2 years

#BUYBACKS Corporate blackout window ends substantially next week, led by tech stocks — GS

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@WallStJesus

3 years

A trader just spent $50 million on options in a $SPY bet that stocks will rally into the end of the year

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@WallStJesus

3 years

Goldman Slams Omicron Panic: "This Mutation Is Unlikely To Be More Malicious; No Reason For Portfolio Changes"

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@WallStJesus

5 months

Just like I warned you kiddos in 2022 about flocking to those arrogant bears who claimed they had a crystal ball on the apocalypse — now the same goes for the dudes on here pounding their chest bragging about the large cap tech winners they gave you .. the more they brag, the

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2 years

🗣 MIKE WILSON: “inflation is likely to fall faster than most expect, based on M2 growth. Combining this with the compelling technicals, we think the current rally in the S&P 500 has legs to 4000-4150 before reality sets in on how far 2023 EPS estimates need to come down”

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1 year

🗣 Mike Wilson on liquidity

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2 years

$TSLA 🩳

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@WallStJesus

3 years

AND THAT WAS ONLY MONDAY MY FELLOW DEGENERATE BASTARDS!!

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@WallStJesus

2 years

Hedge funds pile up $125 billion bet in S&P 500 futures against big summer rally

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@WallStJesus

2 years

💡When the “bottom” does indeed arrive, in all likelihood 1) nobody will want to even touch it at that point 2) not many will have the excess funds or liquidity to “risk” to take advantage of it ..

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@WallStJesus

2 years

I hear my “breaking news” alerts going off on my mobile devices .. what could it be, a ceasefire in Ukraine? Kim tests a nuke? Something with the Fed? Oh WTF could it be CNBC app? Oh the suspense, so many major events going on in the world! I scramble to my phone to f’n see ….

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2 years

“WOW!! OMG! I’VE NEVER SEEN IT THIS LOW” — 👨‍👦‍👦 that’s because you just started playing this game couple years ago when Covid locked you in your house, government gave you free gambling money & you started following Presidante Daytrade Dave on twitter ..

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@WallStJesus

3 years

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! MAY THE MARKET GODS BE WITH YOU RAT BASTARDS IN 2022 .. 🎰

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@WallStJesus

2 years

👻 The scariest chart on the street ..

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@WallStJesus

2 years

THIS OPTIONS MARKET HAS TURNED INTO A FULL FLEDGED DRAFTKINGS ACCOUNT ..

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@WallStJesus

19 days

BofA on $PLTR ..

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@WallStJesus

3 years

“retail investor net sold $53mm, with $400mm coming in the last 2 hours. This is notable as it is the first time retail investors have net sold since December 6th .. Since 12/6, the retail investor had been net buying, on average, more than $800mm per day” — JPM Quant desk

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@WallStJesus

2 years

Small Crap ..

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@WallStJesus

3 years

Hedge funds bought the dip .. good luck to everyone out there, if you need me I’ll be by my bunker .. stay safe

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@WallStJesus

2 years

INSIDER BUYING ACTIVITY👇🏻

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@WallStJesus

1 year

Stock Market Short Sellers That Helped Fuel This Year’s Rally Are Finally Giving Up

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@WallStJesus

2 years

P/E of Small craps - Large caps (via CS)

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1 year

🗣 MIKE WILSON: Forward EPS Growth Is Now Negative for Just the Fifth Time Since 2000; History Shows Price Downside Is in Front of Us, Not Behind Us

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@WallStJesus

3 years

$TSLA shorts have completely evaporated!

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@WallStJesus

2 years

🏠 deteriorating via MS

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@WallStJesus

2 years

The Market Is Melting Down and People Are Feeling It. ‘My Stomach Is Churning All Day”, Blackrock’s @RickRieder

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@WallStJesus

2 years

⛽️ Well, that’s a first .. Gas attendant just told me my truck reached $150 limit, no more gas for me

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@WallStJesus

2 years

WORST SEPTEMBER SINCE GOOD OLE 2008🎉

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@WallStJesus

2 years

every time something may look a tiny bit interesting, i have a little Powell devil on my shoulder that slaps me upside the head & says "what are you doing? i'm rigging the game & blowing shit up, you f'n moron!"

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@WallStJesus

2 years

Not until this ‘gorilla’ in equity markets budges will we see the real bottom, warns BofA

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2 years

📌

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2 years

$SHOP

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@WallStJesus

3 years

Q: “What’s the Metaverse” A: “there’s no easy answer, The Metaverse can mean different things to different people” WTF is wrong with this generation, why do they need to make everything sound sooo deep, complicated, difficult .. It’s like everybody is on a permanent acid trip

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@WallStJesus

2 years

Megasqueeze On Deck As Hedge Funds Unleash Biggest Short Selling Spree In History

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@WallStJesus

2 years

#BTC FUTURES net shorts rise to largest since mid-January

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@WallStJesus

3 years

35% of the S&P 500’s YTD return has come from five stocks ..

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@WallStJesus

2 years

$SPY SOME MONSTER SIZE JULY PROTECTION HERE .. WE TEND TO SEE THESE LARGE SPY PUT POSITIONS SHOW UP INTO THE BEAR MKT SQUEEZES, NOT ONLY PLAYERS BETTING/HEDGING AGAINST THE MOVE BUT PRIOR POSITIONS BEING ADJUSTED INTO STRENGTH ..

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@WallStJesus

2 years

$SPY APPEARS REPEAT MONSTER CLOSING $20M+ WORTH OF OCT $366 & $370 PUTS & ROLLING MAJORITY OF FUNDS INTO NEW OCT $362 PUT POSITION ..

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@WallStJesus

3 years

Hopefully this clears things up about why I've been deleting my tweet history

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@WallStJesus

2 years

Crude is gonna rip to $200, and we're gonna here its a gamma, beta, meta algo squeeze bullshit

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@WallStJesus

3 years

SELL (ALMOST) EVERYTHING & BUY $AAPL APPARENTLY THE PLAYBOOK OFF TODAY'S POWELL PIVOT ..

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@WallStJesus

2 years

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2 years

🗣 DEMARK: ‘shocking rally’ is in store

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@WallStJesus

4 months

$AMZN

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@WallStJesus

2 years

💡PRO TIP for some of you youngsters out there trying to figure things out: The bearish tweeps on here you follow, who are pounding their chest while bragging & screaming “I TOLD YOU THIS” & “I CALLED THAT” “I’M THE BEST”= RUN! Cover your eyes & ears, sprint in opposite direction

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@WallStJesus

3 years

Hedge funds continue to de-risk, largest net selling since early December, via Goldman.. Selling across the board in all sectors but led by aggressive puking of tech exposure ..

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@WallStJesus

9 months

I think @Stocktwits has suspended my account today for using the term #trannies , referring to the transports $IYT .. I truly feel like I don’t fit in this f’n world these days!

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@WallStJesus

3 years

$LCID 👇🏻

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@WallStJesus

2 years

So .. Consumer Sentiment is in the toilet yet retail sales are f’n gangbuster .. Americans looking to go down with a bang, spending all their money knowing the end is near?

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@WallStJesus

3 years

$PYPL -- Venmo users in the U.S. will be able to pay with Venmo on $AMZN starting in 2022 -

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@WallStJesus

2 years

$NVDA BofA reiterates BUY, remains Top Sector Pick w/ $375 PT // “Data ctr. strength, new product pipeline, channel refill offsets gaming headwinds”

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@WallStJesus

2 years

WTF! Enough already

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@WallStJesus

3 years

MERRY CHRISTMAS DEGENERATES!!!!

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@WallStJesus

2 years

GS: “Money Market Inflows Logged a massive +$60B inflows this week, which was the largest weekly inflow since Covid 2020 (and typically another fear gauge)”

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@WallStJesus

2 years

🗣via the JPM Trade desk

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3 years

JPM Top Metaverse plays ..

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2 years

Who's buying ..

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@WallStJesus

2 years

"... the last two times our model was so far below the consensus, the narrowing of the spread to zero occurred between 12/2001 - 7/2002 & 8/2008 - 3/2009 .. During these periods, the SP500 fell 34% & 49% respectively .."

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2 years

Goldman Positioning Indicator

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@WallStJesus

2 years

WHETHER A HEDGE OR NOT, SWEEPER JUST LEFT A LARGE ASS DENT IN $SPY MAY PUTS ..

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@WallStJesus

4 months

Stocks Most at Risk of a Momentum Factor Unwind via JPM’s Dubravko

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@WallStJesus

3 years

JP Morgan Software shopping list

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2 years

$QQQ SHORTS 🩳

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2 years

SOME SPOOKY ASS $SPY PROTECTION FOR LATER THIS YEAR INTO THE CLOSING BELL ..

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2 years

📌

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2 years

Worst start since …

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@WallStJesus

2 years

🎉 BEFORE I GO BACK TO BED, I WANTED TO WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY & HEALTHY 2023 .. AND DON’T FORGET, THE MARKET IS CLOSED MONDAY AS WE HONOR & CELEBRATE THOSE WHO FOUGHT TO BRING US THE 2ND DAY OF THE NEW YEAR .. SEE YA TUESDAY!

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5 months

MCELLIGOTT: “You are all sick-and-tired of my almost daily ranting on 1) Options Skew at extreme flats because 2) the larger perceived risk from clients hasn’t been about Downside Crash—but instead been 2) a sustained “Fear of Right-Tail / Crash-UP” that has made Index Call

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@WallStJesus

3 years

So much for the f’n Fed minutes being a “non-event” .. Welcome to 2022 ya rat bastards! 🐀

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@WallStJesus

2 years

largest outflow of REITS ever

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@WallStJesus

9 months

now that’s buying the dip .. $TLT

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@WallStJesus

3 years

all I know is Dr Faucci told me I shouldn’t go to my aunt Betsy’s house for #NewYearsEve , meanwhile I’m watching 300k degenerate bastards breathing drunk all over each other at the Georgia/Michigan game

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@WallStJesus

3 years

Yardeni’s personal log of market “panic attacks” since 2008👇🏻

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3 years

GS #Metaverse stock picks👇🏻

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@WallStJesus

2 years

Sigh .. I miss #QE .. definitely didn’t take full advantage all these years

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2 years

🗣 MS MIKE WILSON: “in the absence of a Fed pivot, stocks are headed lower. Conversely, a Fed pivot, or the anticipation of one, can still lead to sharp rallies. Just keep in mind that the light at the end of the tunnel you might see …”

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@WallStJesus

3 years

* $TSLA Musk sold $963M in stock after exercising option for 2.17M shares.

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@WallStJesus

3 years

Chip Stocks Are Booming. Where to Find Bargains Now $MU $QRVO $AMKR $SWKS $QCOM $INTC $MCHP $LRCX $AMAT $KLAC $ON $AVGO $NXPI $MCHP $IIVI

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@WallStJesus

2 years

I’ve never seen a generation of investors, fully invested & interested in the most speculative assets in creation, looking forward to the Fed “breaking something” as some sort of savior & generational opportunity ..

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@WallStJesus

3 years

WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF #INFLATION ..

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2 years

Systematic option strategies vs. S&P 500 performance

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3 years

Tracking Stanley Druckenmiller's Duquesne Family Office Portfolio - Q3 2021 Update $LYV $ZM $NFLX $CPNG $AFRM $AMZN $GOOGL $PRCT $BKNG $EXPE $CMI

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@WallStJesus

3 years

A Record $2T Options Just Traded: What it Means for Friday’s Massive OPEX

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3 years

🩸 $BABA down another 7%+, $TRIP -9% in early Hong Kong trading ..

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3 years

*ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE THERE IS A HELL OF ALOT MORE DAMAGE UNDER THE HOOD THAN WHAT THE INDICES ARE SHOWING ...

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@WallStJesus

3 years

IS IT JUST ME OR ARE THEY STARTING TO SMELL BLOOD IN CATHIE WOOD NAMES?

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@WallStJesus

2 years

#CPI PREVIEW via UBS

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@WallStJesus

2 years

50 stocks that represent the largest HEDGE FUND short positions — GS

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@WallStJesus

2 years

Rat bastard buys f’n $100m April puts in $AAPL & swimming in gravy already

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2 years

🧮

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@WallStJesus

2 years

🗣 MCELLIGOTT: “CTA Global Equities Exposure Now Having Covered 12 of 13 Legacy Shorts and Now Back “Net Long Again with a Spectacular +$139B of Buying Since Dec, but Still Just a Modest 46%ile (since 2011) of Aggregated Equities Exposure”

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@WallStJesus

1 year

“$SIVB what went wrong & why it’s a major problem, here’s a 🧵” — repeated by every f’n mope on Fintwit (who apparently is an expert on everything) the past 3 straight days!! 🤡

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@WallStJesus

2 years

Nobody has a f’n clue out there .. calling for Volcker shock & awe from Fed yesterday, they’ll be calling for rate cuts before you know it!

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