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IIT Madras Alum | AI-ML | Freelancer | Jokes | Sarcastic | Mango Farmer | Joseph Stalin | Self Made | Alcoholic | Post Nonsense | I Give Free Advice, Not Money

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Another asshole in the startup market.
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Ola CEO Calls For 70-Hour Work Week, Doctor Warns Of Premature Death Risk
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@SalmanNizami_ @javidshaikh89 Azaan noise, in my residential area, is too disturbing. Don't I have the right to live peacefully?. Why don't they lower the volume and pray inside?. Don't merely tag the people Islamophobic just because they complain about the noise.
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A benefit of having fair skin in India is that even the so-called national media would cover them for no reason. 😌
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Meet Isha Arora, Polling Agent In UP's Saharanpur Who Went Viral
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I watched this movie on OTT with English subtitles. This is one of the finest and bold movies that is ever made in India. I don't think any movie industry (or so-called heroes) dares to make a movie like this. Kerala did it. 🔥
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This. 😆
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@Gabbar0099 @pamila13 My father did the same but as a coolie. Now I made them live in their posh villa and travel in a personal car wherever they wish to go. I'm happy that I can ensure their remaining days on earth will be the happiest. Never underestimate the power of a good education.
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This. 🤭
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Mask vs. Burqa. Mask protects you from COVID 19, and Burqa is a symbol of oppression. Don't confuse with each other.
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@brahminmemes The black thread (seat belt) in the photo saves lives, and the white thread destroys.
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@sumanthraman I'm not a Keralite, but I have lived there for some years. The public health care system is fantastic, which I felt even better than private hospitals in north India. Reporting the positive cases honestly and curing them is the sign of best practice. Faking serves no purpose.
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One of my professors at IIT Madras used to boast, saying he had completed all the degrees from IITs. His son spent 3 yrs coaching after 12th but still couldn't crack JEE. Now he's studying in a private college. Here, I am the daughter of a coolie who cracked JEE without coaching.
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When you are laughing at the news of Kim Jong Un's death, and start to wonder why the sun is coming out at 9pm.
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@shahshowkat07 Okay, please ask your kids to do this job so that they will also get appreciation and praise from the people.
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For South India, the north is a tax burden.
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@SDhawan25 Shikhar Dhawan worries about stray dogs by sitting on a comfortable couch in his AC room.😭
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When you accept Christianity to escape from the caste system, but Catholics call you 'Dalit Christian.'
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@TheWayfarerSoul @KhaoPeeyo Instead, they could have opened their doors by themselves. 🤔
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This.
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Toolkit to fight Fascism.
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This. 😁
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Relatable 😆
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I just met a Christian guy regarding work. After a cup of coffee and a few minutes of casual talk, he told me that his ancestors were brahmins and converted to Christianity. He also added that they don't go to Dalit Christian churches. This was 😆
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Why are vegans so arrogant and unfriendly? I've never seen a meat eater getting offended by what others eat.
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@wallflourlady "Instead of paying the paper bills on time, let me mock the working class. Should I correct his error? Never, I will screenshot and spread rather."
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What a sore ass!
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Reminder.
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@NehaYad1 Our culture is rioting on the streets and discriminating against people based on color and caste. Love? no way, and it's disgusting.
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Parent goal ❤: Thread
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Al Qaeda terrorists worked from 2 AM to 9 PM every day in a restaurant in Kerala and were caught while preparing porotta. It seems they surrendered themselves to escape from capitalist labor exploitation. 😂
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Make either Malayalam or Bengali our national language and enforce everyone to learn the language. At least the people could enjoy good quality movies then. ❤
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@LiveLawIndia You know the justice system is doomed when the court reads the WhatsApp forwards as judgments.
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The Gujarat Story.
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When you've done so much for your friend, he still says this.😆
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If you love Bhagat Singh but hate Communism, I've terrible news.
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Tamil Nadu schools don't teach Hindi, just like Uttar Pradesh schools don't teach Tamil. 🍻
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This 😆
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"Boss, can I have a pay raise?" Boss:
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This
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One more reason to hate Communist Kerala. They are destroying the air purifier manufacturing companies.
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@shukla_tarun @IndiGo6E @TurkishAirlines I've traveled to many countries and witnessed several such fights,and all I have to say is that Indian passengers are the worst at passing lewd comments.They think they have achieved something great by getting into an aircraft.Come on; you just purchased a ticket,not the airplane
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India tests 7093 people per million, and Russia 144,375 people per million. Still, India is in 3rd place and Russia on the 4th. Think about it.
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As Kerala is already performing well in all indices, I don't see a reason for any north Indian politician's presence in the state promising good governance. It's better if they concentrate on underdeveloped states and offer better service.
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What do people know about love?. ❤️
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The only farmer who doesn't have a problem with the farm bill. 🤩
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This must be the best scene in movie history. I couldn't control my tears the day I saw it. ❤
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@kakoligdastidar @BJP4India @HansrajMeena This is not "New India." This is India. The pure essence of India.
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This 😆
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Most South Indians face some kind of mockery due to their dark complexion and language in the north. Instead of being a thin-skinned loser and playing the victim card,he should rather learn & communicate in Kannada or English. If not ready, he should study/work in his home state.
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Shameful incident of racism coming out from Karnataka. Man of Bihar exposing the xenophobia of locals. Such mentality must not be accepted in 21st century India. All of India is for all Indians. Very heartbreaking to see such videos.
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When I was a child my uncle advised my poor father not to send me to college and spend money. He told him to use the money for a good alliance and marriage. Now I'm here, made a fortune in my 30s, happy, healthy, and independent. Never underestimate the power of a good education.
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Life of labor in capitalism. Simplified.
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Some people be like, "Oh, you're from IIT but still supporting Communism." Yes, from IIT, I learned engineering (and it helped me grow professionally), not Communism. Do you know what else I do that's not taught in IIT? I eat food, drink water, admire failures, and empathize.
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This 💜
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You should not blame the English for the death of Sanskrit, but Brahmins in ancient India. They prohibited others from formally learning Sanskrit. Now, after hundreds of years, you want everyone to learn it when it has no use in the present era. Ok, do you even speak Sanskrit?
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This. 😁
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Vegans always have problems with what others eat, and they never miss any opportunity to deny the food rights of meat eaters. On the other hand, a meat eater doesn't care what others eat. They eat the food they love and move on.
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Soldiers are overrated and you don't have to give any extra respect to them. Treat them like you treat any other professional in India. They're just doing the job for a salary just like anyone else. Also, a driver/electrician is more likely to die in a job than a soldier.
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@panther_speaks One of my professors at IIT Madras used to boast, saying he had completed all the degrees from IITs. His son spent 3 yrs coaching after 12th but still couldn't crack JEE. Now he's studying in a private college. Here, I am the daughter of a coolie who cracked JEE without coaching.
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If you don't wear the cloth mask right now, you might have to wear an oxygen mask later.
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This. ❤
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Do you even dare to go near the dead body of COVID 19 patients?. It is easy to tweet sitting on a comfortable couch. These people are risking their lives. Trending sh*t is the new normal in India. #KarnatakaCovidHorror
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@IndiaToday Even if he eats chicken and consumes alcohol, what is the issue?
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"I'm an employee, not your servant." 👏 A tight slap on the face of so-called elites who take the employees for granted. More power to you, girl.❤️
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His entire education at IIT Madras received substantial subsidies.
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"Nothing Should Be Given For Free...," Says Narayana Murthy
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Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use. 👌
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This 😂
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I'm going to tell my kids we have two Santa Claus. 😂 One presents gifts to the rich kids and the other to the poor kids.
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If monoliths appear in India. 😅
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@dpkBopanna Karnataka is the UP of the south.
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If there were no brahmins, the US would have turned to Somalia. Thank you, brahmins, for saving the US.🙏
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Every year over 40000 Brahmins are leaving India and taking citizenship in US and other Western countries Our Intellectual assets are leaving our country , because of discrimination Brahmins are creating wealth in US and West because they are not wanted in India
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Ouch
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This. 😁
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@vivekagnihotri It seems this guy has lost a lot of money invested in Adani stocks. LMAO.
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This. 😒
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This.
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Why education is important. 🙂
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This.
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Karnataka fuel station marketing strategy. 😆
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Indeed.
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Travelling in Indian trains is just awesome 😍 Share your experiences
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One of the gems from 2014.
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Have you experienced any of these?
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This. ☺
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Do you know, Sensex and Nifty hit an all-time high.
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@ndtv Read as: Only 87,000 Indians had the chance to leave the country until June this year.
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Holy Manusmriti.
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Hypocrisy at its finest.
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Speak up. ✊
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This. 😒
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@ndtv So, you're making the dean the scapegoat for covering up the government's failures and corruption.
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The lion chose sex over food. The zebra decided porn over life.
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In other breaking news, Water Is Wet.
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@BrutIndia RRR is a Teugu film and the Telugu cinema industry deserves all credit for taking it to the global stage. Those who can't digest it can go and cry in the corner.
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Academic pollution alert 😅
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The privileged class should show the basic decency to clean the trash they generate in the name of celebration. Your celebration should not be a pain in the ass for the poor workers.
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Online shopping sites be like.
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