socks are a sensory godsend. putting them on to protect my feet from the funky feeling of floor + taking them off after a long day of servicing me are two of the best sensations i've ever felt. thank you socks
so funny when ~alt~ white people complain abt basic white people Like the only difference between yall is box hair dye, an asian fetish, and an extra pronoun or two
the humanities are so watered down that any sufficiently motivated stem student could wander into a 400 level english class and easily pubstomp the liberal arts noobs and as a society i think we need that for both the good of humanities and stem
Pinkpantheress it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
“Are you ready for your rap lessons?”
*J Cole gulps*
*Kendrick Lamar breathes heavily*
*Kanye West nods nervously*
*Jay-Z sighs*
“Yes, Lil Altoid" they say in unison