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your favorite niche internet microcelebrity's favorite niche internet picocelebrity . nsfw sh ed dni @comicxans

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9 months
omg im getting eaten up
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3 years
when education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor
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4 years
communist cats be like mao
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11 days
if u fw moo deng but not adult hippos yyou are no better than leonardo dicaprio
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4 years
new york cock exchange on ball street
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4 years
politics twitter be like AOC this AOC that... AYO SEE some bitches
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3 years
yall r like "hear me out 😩"
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4 years
the fact that bobby shmurda has maintained relevance after 6 years is actually incredible
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3 years
Losing your husband/cousin after 70+ years has got to be so painful.
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3 years
julian newman created a generation of people like this and i will never forgive him for that
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11 days
@yaydumpsterfire first ageism now racism next youre gonna be measuring hippo skulls to explain their behaviors 🤦
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3 years
communist cats be like mao
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3 years
"i hate youuu🙄" gf "i love you too" bf
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2 months
@altoidsrevenge For that grift money id be quote tweeting my own tweets like Who is this queer
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4 years
"real asf" son or "so true bestie😁" daughter
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4 years
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@WAVYlSH
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10 months
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10 months
Abigail made Aliyah (immigration) from China to Israel to join the IDF and defend Israel 🇮🇱 We salute you, Abigail! 🫡
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@WAVYlSH
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4 months
Calling someone 2016 warriors is like calling someone 1943 germany
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guys dont rlly know how to give compliments properly
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3 months
No homo but anytime i see a photo of him a shiver runs down my spine and a warm feeling emanates from my chest
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Zayn Malik, Japan 2013
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3 years
this is so funny bc its just white girls wanting to fulfill their savior complexes and white guys lying for pussy
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2 years
@nonbinarybooty ru the sucker or suckee
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@WAVYlSH
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4 years
whenever a mutual gets suspended and doesnt follow me back on their new account i'm like damn jail rly changed u huh
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4 years
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4 years
no but fr pls stop making politicians into celebrities it's getting weird
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3 years
if u actually got shoved in a locker thats hilarious how do u let that happen
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7 months
I think about this interaction often
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11 days
ageist bastards
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3 years
“Aww you remembered“ of course i did I’m in love with you
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4 years
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4 years
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3 years
how horny do u have to be to call it a cock
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1 year
socks are a sensory godsend. putting them on to protect my feet from the funky feeling of floor + taking them off after a long day of servicing me are two of the best sensations i've ever felt. thank you socks
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4 years
@locoshark @AOC ur a narc for this 🙄
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2 years
i forgot u cant just talk about 9/11 with normal people
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2 years
like am i being extra or is this not that hard
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2 years
living with men is crazy why do i have to teach you how to cook rice and use a dish drying rack
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4 years
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4 years
@rhythmjones @YaHateTwoSeeIt "castro took away my slaves 🤬 i hate him"
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1 year
so funny when ~alt~ white people complain abt basic white people Like the only difference between yall is box hair dye, an asian fetish, and an extra pronoun or two
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4 years
she's a zionist too 🤢
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1 year
this reads like My Year of Rest and Relaxation
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5 months
How did this word get wokeified again Genuine question
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Saying retard in front of the wrong group of people
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2 years
stem students are so adamant about this but any time a stem student speaks in a humanities class they always say the stupidest shit
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the humanities are so watered down that any sufficiently motivated stem student could wander into a 400 level english class and easily pubstomp the liberal arts noobs and as a society i think we need that for both the good of humanities and stem
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2 years
@liiizzzzzzzzzz is there a word for when i get punched and it hurts ☹️
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3 years
yall r like "im their soulmate🥺" n whole time theyre cheating on u 😭😭😭 baby youre not even their SOLE MATE
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4 years
holy fuck just got a 30k scholarship holy fuck holy fuck
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4 years
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2 years
uni life
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uni life
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11 months
that 1/8th korean heritage
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2 years
they literally did the twitter speedrun in 2 tweets going viral in the first and denying their sexual assault allegations in the second
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3 years
@bloodbelt no ones gonna reply
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3 months
Yall are broke but talk about YEARN this YEARN that... Y dont you EARN something 😭🔥🙌
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4 years
you and your fifth @ have to do this
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2 years
the good always shall prevail.
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Ice Spice has passed Playboi Carti in streams
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4 years
who on among us rn
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3 years
why did yall pretend frogs are cute
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4 years
@sarahlugor that must feel amazing
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4 years
yall are communists but cant sustain a solid relationship with your family? so much for a PARENT I-
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3 years
how r u still a prince at 99 u had 99 years to boss up
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1 year
threads will never have this
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5 months
Pinkpantheress it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
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💙🦋🐟🔵🚙🐳🦕🔷🥣Ⓜ️🩵🌐🪁🫐👕🖌️🛋️🐋🫂👖🥏🐬
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1 year
uninspired zoologists:
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2 years
i said dropping my fork was my 9/11 then suddenly i was the bad guy
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3 years
she got the yeast infection 🍞 i got the dick cheese 🧀 ... together we're a grilled cheese sandwich 🥪🙌
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3 years
what is it with accounts with avis like these and talking about the moon
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4 years
@icedoutomnitrix second one looks cool but ruins the eating vibe idk how to explain
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3 months
Yeah sure we can hang out at my place. It’s a glass house right over there, just a stone’s throw away… oh crap…
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thread of artists with fewer monthly listeners than dixie d'amelio:
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@smuckersbytyler i think it’s fair to say he’s pretty appreciated rn lol
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3 years
17 year olds after they post the same pic twice in a row for the "17 vs now" thing
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11 months
call her a Tissue the way she Nose how to Blow
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3 years
car sex until shes tired, call that exhaust pipe
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all in one fell swoop such a shame Dont put all ur eggs in one basket Yall 🤞
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@tendo_ts nah they actually r effective this guy dribbles forever and makes no separation
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edaters be like "i'm gna hit it raw 😩" *takes off phone case*
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edaters with piss kinks be like whats your IP address
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4 years
should i start some shit
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3 years
“Are you ready for your rap lessons?” *J Cole gulps* *Kendrick Lamar breathes heavily* *Kanye West nods nervously* *Jay-Z sighs* “Yes, Lil Altoid" they say in unison
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4 years
yall will watch anime but cant get ONE PIECE of pussy!!
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3 years
all for nothing too hes not going to the league
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@tonytheperson55 @GusBus6Volt i know this is supposed to be a joke but it's just plain weird bro
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1 year
if i cant keep these clay persimmons im gonna kill my self
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moving out is so hard when ur a knickknack person
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4 years
@workingoncrying u scared me for a second
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oomf is kinda ugly but theyre rly confident and i support that
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4 years
communists read everything except their english assignments 😭 youre worrying about the wrong Marx
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3 years
i think some straight ppl here r intentionally sexually ambiguous so they can call ppl gay n use it as a punchline without looking homophobic
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8 months
my little sister sending me this when im at lowest... chat should i kill myself
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4 years
"im free feb 14" yeah bc u post abt getting peed on 9 hours a day
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@wykstrad eaters 👀
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1 year
ur 19 and alr have made a lack of sobriety ur personality its so over
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3 years
yall invest in stocks i invest in cocks
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@cabby *Taps ur penis* four letter word 🔥
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living with men is crazy why do i have to teach you how to cook rice and use a dish drying rack
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4 years
u say ur bisexual but ur still a virgin... more like BYE SEX U ALL!!
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@ihitdior this is the sole reason i do not message women
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