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4 years

I am revamping my Twitter. Facebook sucks my fat, white arse. Cheers.

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@fuckyouiquit I’ve been fired for having panic attacks. Should I have sued? 🤔

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@KatyMontgomerie I don’t have ten fingers! 🐸👽

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@GilmoreGquotes ~ That time when Michel rolls baby Davey under the bed. #babysitting #IvebeencallinghimTruman 😂

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I live for Fridays and @bretterlich ‘s dragon voices. Brett, would you please be my Emotional Support Animal?? 🥺😅😂 #TDRLive @TheDamageReport

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@RayyvanaTTV I’m in her district. I got a ridiculous email from her today about all the hard work she’s been doing 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Everything Wrong With Deuteronomy 15 in the Bible via @YouTube @hemantmehta ~ when I was little, I remember my mother telling me that biblical slavery wasn’t really slavery because the slaveowners treated their slaves like family 😅🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

Everything Wrong With Deuteronomy 15 in the Bible

We're still in the process of restating rules we already heard back in Leviticus. This chapter covers debt cancellation, lending money to the poor, how to be...

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@EmmaVigeland Wasn’t it Johnny Depp who started the men wearing crop tops trend in Nightmare on Elm Street?

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@theArdenHart I was not prepared 😅🤣

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2 years

Made this today. #ReparationsNow @mondalerobinson @Marcus4America @CThirsttrap #juneteenth2022

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9 years

@thebonnierotten ~ #Pacquiao is a #homophobe who's said he wishes he could execute #gays in his country. #screwhim #hopehegetsfuckedupbadly

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11 years

"And I think I'm kinda gay!" Oh, the fabulous foreshadowing of @josswhedon AKA God. <3 @QuotableBuffy http://t.co/p6iXvtUJjr

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11 years

"Does this make you cray?" Oh, Debs. #Shameless @EmmaRoseKenney

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9 years

Hahaha. I'm loving watching @adrienbrody emulate @TheRealDiceClay ! It's taking me to my happy place. @Showtime

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7 years

@LaptopShopWH Republican?

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1 year

@COURTNEYinWISCO Thank you for posting this!

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3 years

I really hope that @hemantmehta is planning to go all the way through the entire #Bible . That way, I can tell my father (a retired, conservative Baptist minister) that I’ve finally read the whole thing. 🤷🏻‍♀️😅😂 #FriendlyAtheist

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3 years

@spsinghweb @TheTweetOfGod I wish Twitter had laugh reacts. 😂😂

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3 years

Omg I love @slimfitchacho so much “to the bosom area” 😆🤣 @watchlisttyt @JayarJackson #WatchlistTYT #TYT

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11 years

@steveyknight @rickygervais Then why the fuck follow him, you twat?

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6 years

@rickygervais - I care for my 91-yr-old grandma. She has Borderline Personality Disorder, dementia, and she’s abusive. It’s difficult. So I’ve started rewatching #Derek as inspiration. It’s helping a lot. Thank you. #KindnessMatters 💜

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@john55574116 @CorrinePasta @fuckyouiquit Nothing meaningful in life? I mean…I’m published in sociological encyclopedias, but okay, dude. 🙄

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1 year

@EmmaVigeland @cenkuygur @BenjaminCarollo Bennie has already offered that and Cenk didn’t wanna have a conversation on air. Probably coz he knew she’d wipe the floor with both him and @AnaKasparian

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11 months

@slayerxvampire I still can’t hear this song without sobbing!

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8 years

@TheStonedGirls @GeniusPothead ~ This is an old story and I believe the courts threw out the case because of Dumbassity. 😛

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3 years

TMW I cited an @endpop song in an academic paper. 🥰 Claude, I thank you for making such a huge impact on my life. Also, I’ve had this song in my head since I found this paper two hours ago. 😆💜 #Abox #anythingbox

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8 years

I am #thankful for #cannabis and the few ppl who like me. There really aren't many. #depression #Anxiety #mentalillness

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9 years

I just long for death Please, suicide, take me now I wanna be dead #suicide #haiku #hopeless #itsnouse #fuckeveryone

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3 years

@jpknights @endpop I *did* get an A 😄😄

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11 years

Andy: How often do you get to see baby pictures of the devil? Loooove him. #TeamAndy #bb15

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11 years

I get all my news from @Pres_Bartlet @LeoMcGarry @Toby_Ziegler @joshualyman @donnatella_moss @SamSeaborn @Zoey_Bartlet Thanks, guys! :-)

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1 year

@JoeBiden I mean you could’ve codified Roe but okay 🤡

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8 years

@netflix ~ you're taking away ALL my coping mechanisms ( #buffy , #angel , #Firefly , & #XFiles ). I hate you. 🖕🏼

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11 months

@BennieDotGay I would subscribe to an OnlyFans of Bennie just laughing 😍😂🥰

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8 years

I don't like being called a #stoner . I'm old-school, have been smoking weed for over 22 years. I'm a #pothead .

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@theArdenHart I mean…if it’s you, I’m gonna annoy you by asking to take a selfie with you 🤷🏻‍♀️😅

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@Pants151 I was born without my right ring finger. No bone or anything. Just didn’t grow.

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8 years

You mean 'cavalry,' not 'calvary,' moron. #BB18 #TeamUnicorn

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8 years

My friend & I have decided that @julietlandau & @JamesMarstersOf are true vampires. They are 51 & 53, respectively, but still look 21. 😝 😍

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8 years

I listened to 4 #AnythingBox albums in a row today. I think I may have a problem. #ABox @endpop #synth #memories

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7 years

@LaptopShopWH It's better when you add some Chambord to it.

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7 years

Holy crap. I feel so bad for 🎄! Her job, her livelihood depends on her physical ability. Poor girl! #BB19 #BBChristmas 😢

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Christmas is breaking down because doctors told her she won't have full mobility back, and will have arthritis set in. #BB19

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9 years

Just finished! #colouring #grownupcolouring #stressreliever @bexshenanigans @HeidiKatB 🎨🖍💛

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I want to swim in a vat of dabs and just smoke my way out. #Dabs #MedicalMarijuana 💨

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@floodlitorg Rampant

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9 years

@ptsdUS This free app has been saving my life lately. #Colorfy

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Dedicated to my #badroommate , especially for the sex part. This is fucking perfect. @HeidiKatB @2Bored2Bitch @BountifulPots

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9 years

Warm #holiday wishes from #Hallmark 🔥🎄🐈👅🙀😹🎁 @kbfranklin23 @HeidiKatB

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7 years

@thewestwingTV President Bartlet is the only one we can trust. #BartletForAmerica #LetBartletBeBartlet

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11 years

“ @Zoey_Bartlet : RT @Steve_SR_ : What causes rape? Via @UnSlutProject #Feminism #fem2 http://t.co/9LpWjYNJzf” @xxxshenanigans @SlutWalkDenver

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4 years

This is my morning routine: dabbing while watching last night’s @CThirsttrap . (B/c a bitch needs copious amounts of cannabis to get through the news, obviously.) 🐿🐿🐿😚💨

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8 years

@HeidiKatB 🐘💜

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For my besties @xxxshenanigans @HeidiKatB I love you both so very much. #Derek http://t.co/yX7R4fpVvG

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7 years

Already finished #annewithane . Not as bad as expected, but nowhere near as good as Sullivan's with #MeganFollows . Good try, @netflix .

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9 years

@xxxshenanigans @HeidiKatB #batpuns

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#InstantTurnOffsIn5Words Marijuana is a gateway drug.

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4 years

@tombreihan Why did you have to compare him to so many white men? I don’t understand that.

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3 years

“Your horse is a JUNKIE. From Chy-na.” 😂😂🤣 @DJX3C @RebeccaAzor @BenjaminPDixon My man and I were cracking the fuck up!! 😂😂

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8 years

#RuinYourKidsIn4Words I didn't pull out.

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9 years

@xxxshenanigans ~ One of the reasons #frigidcow broke up with me is b/c of #weed . I wonder if she smokes now. LOL

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"She had the spirit/to live her life so free/although many people/wanted to clip her wings/she ran away/she broke away the chains/that they wrapped around her heart" @endpop ~ I love how, even decades later, your words still hit me. 💜

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@Jezebel ~ why republish a bogus story from three months ago? What am I missing, here?! 🤔

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Omg I love this so much

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hello bad guy... 😏 ... dah! only for Spike's lovers. 😚

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@GeniusPothead @MarijuanaPosts @bexshenanigans @HeidiKatB @HeavenlyStoner @THCVibes420 #weedhumour #420fun 😙💨

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8 years

So, apparently there are people who believe the world is flat. I don't get it. We have pictures. 🌎

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5 years

@endpop ~ do you remember the first time you saw the movie THE CELL? In the theatre?

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@InsightTweeting @SocialistMMA A Christian?

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9 years

@kbfranklin23 WMD! Got that WMD right'ere!

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9 years

Testers are out

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9 years

Congratulations, @ladygaga , AKA The Cactus 👑🌵💉☠😂 @AHSFX #AHSHotel #TheCountess #TheCactus #captioning #errors 😂😂😜

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@Marcus4America & @mondalerobinson ~ last night’s show was incredible! 👏🏻 🐿🐿🐿💜

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@BenjaminCarollo Bennie, I’ve just unsubbed from @TYT . This shit is terrifying and I hope @AnaKasparian realises how much damage she is doing

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@MagnaMalignus I have no idea. It’s always just been called a birth defect. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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9 years

@ptsdUS Awful. Hopeless. Terrifying. You know, the usual. :/

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9 years

#whycommasmatter @HeidiKatB 👅👶🏻🍴

🌱heal your soul✨

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9 years

i love a "did you eat baby ?" type of person.

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@AmericanRemont @emilykmay Have you tried gouging out your eyes as Christ suggested? I’d start there. #hopethathelps

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5 years

@endpop Umm, yes, please. Make this happen, Claude!! 👏🏼

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9 years

@sethgs @GameOfThrones #PrideAndPrejudiceAndZombies @HeidiKatB @kbfranklin23

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9 years

@bexshenanigans @HeidiKatB 😂😂😂😂😂😂😝 ⚡️ “Can you top this customer service horror story?”

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7 years

@LaptopShopWH That was awesome! Thank you for getting bit so this city-dweller can experience animal amazement! 🙏🏼

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9 years

Absolutely loved seeing @guillermodiazyo on #GirlsHBO tonight. Still gorgeous after all these years. 😍 @girlsHBO

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@HeidiKatB

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We're out of weed. #MyLeastFavorite4Words

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7 years

@NicoIeAxoo @LovingMsgs I can't believe how many fake accounts you have that I've had to block. No one gives af about your weight loss story. Cunt.

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9 years

He spends so much time In the bathroom, at least he Has the dog with him. @kbfranklin23 #bathroom #haiku 🚽🐶

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6 years

@endpop Of course you're coming to Denver now that I've moved away from there! Lol

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1 year

@mythic_0 You sound delightful. And that was sarcasm.

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@endpop But do you remember the actual act of when you saw it in the theatre? Like, where and when?

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11 years

Keef+brownies=happiness. Mmmmm.

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7 years

@LaptopShopWH There is. I believe it's called a partial lobotomy

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9 years

@HeidiKatB @kbfranklin23 😳😜😳😜😳😳😳 WE. MUST. DO. THIS. SOOOOOOON. OMFG.

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@LaptopShopWH Finally got it to play. I love the butt-scoot-scratch at the end. 😂

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@Marcus4America @RestorativeRoot #cannabis #RestorativeRoots #Reparations #ReparationsForBlackPeople #Colorado #Starship

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9 years

#mentalillness #cutting #selfharm #hopelessness #alone

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11 years

“ @stillblazingtho : Truth http://t.co/3VPBHUT1V8” @kbfranklin23

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9 years

Xanax, vodka, dabs....nope, still not high enough to go into work. Fuuuuuuuuuck. #ihatemyjob #mayipleasecalloutsober

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7 years

Me to a friend yesterday: Your milk expires on #TwinPeaksDay ! #TwinPeaks @SHO_TwinPeaks

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@Lilith_Atheist I’m almost 50. I have a bachelor degree. I’ve been published in sociological encyclopedias. But I just recently learned that women don’t have an extra rib. I’m a preacher’s kid and I genuinely thought that women had an extra rib coz of Adam and Eve. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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@loudweeddaily ~ But some of us literally cannot function without weed. #chronicpain #PTSD #severeanxiety #severedepression #itisapriority

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@KevOnStage I still call it ZukaJuice, not JambaJuice. And I still call it MacFrugal’s, not Big Lots 😆

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@iamAtheistGirl My uncle’s a retired catholic priest. I once asked him why, in the movies, it’s always a catholic who gets possessed. His answer? “Catholicism is the only sect that has the rites of exorcism.” I still don’t understand his answer 😅

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