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The Irreverent Reverend ™️ Saved by Enki - Disorganized religion only. Democracy is slavery where you pick your master. Proud enemy of the state🏴‍☠️

Detroit, MI
Joined March 2019
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Chester Bennington was murdered - he was on to something big. I think we might be going down a rabbit hole here, rather exciting I think @marythemedium @VoiceofRita #truecrime #murder #psychic
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Be ungovernable. Find loopholes.
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I read the story. Amy’s a monster. Sorry, not sorry. The boy’s mother, driving 3 hours each way to visit her son a month after he was wrongfully arrested, was killed in a car accident. Amy Klobuchar not only prosecuted him, she refused his request to attend her funeral.
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Minneapolis NAACP, Black Lives Matter call on Klobuchar to suspend campaign
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@PadraigBelton First, those are BB guns Second, our guns are the reason we don't bow to a queen.
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@InternetH0F He could be in my neighborhood and nobody would know him.
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@tariqnasheed I see a human being obviously struggling, trying to do his job and an obnoxious customer filming him. Get the camera out of his face you jerk.
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@sasesherry If you're shunning your child because of his politics, you are indeed broken. Shame on you.
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@benandjerrys He did not cross state lines carrying a rifle. The rifle has never left Wisconsin. Pay attention.
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I once did battle with an optional HOA. They actually asked me to join. Haha, nope. I actually got them fined by the post office for putting their newsletter in my mailbox. I gave them ample warning to keep their litter away from my house. They filled my mailbox with snow 🤣
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Jesus wore a crown of thorns because he was forced to by a tyrannical government. So yeah, same.
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Politics is a disease.
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@RobinhoodApp In light of your manipulation of a free market, I'll be reviewing your app as 1-star Pass it on
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@RobinhoodApp They're actually selling people's shares without permission.
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@Rothmus Somebody is lying here. The longest loan term GM Financial has is 7 years. She is 3/7 through a loan and has 20% equitity? That is not possible.
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This is Ross Ulbricht He is currently serving life in prison without parole for designing a website that allowed people to buy and sell things He designed it so well, the DEA wasn't able to spy on them Convicted rapists often get probation Our society is broken
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Just FYI - this has been viewed nearly 400,000 times. Chances are good Amy read this, probably called me a motherfucker or something 🤣 she might have even thrown a stapler.
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I'll admit, I found the January 6th debacle to be hilarious. No amount of political hyperbole will make me think this wasn't funny.
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Some kids haven't been to school in 18 months, but okay...
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Hardest decision of my life, who are your 5?
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Who do you intend to vote for in the 2020 general election?
Trump has my vote!
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One of these kids invented a device to clean up micro plastic in the ocean One of them whined and cried in front of The United Nations In a world of Greta’s, be a Fionn
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Just order a fucking milkshake Edward...
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@tariqnasheed @HolidayInn , please see that this man gets a few vacation days. If he loses his job, we will not forget it. Just ask @CrackerBarrel
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I will not vote for either Trump or Biden This choice is an insult Retweet if you agree
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The Federal Reserve just announced that they are injecting $1,500,000,000,000 into the stock market That's around $5,000 for each American Maybe you could just send me $5,000? Too much to ask?
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@SallyMayweather Don't believe the CIA smear job. Che was a good man.
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Do you know which celebrities never let me down? Stoners. Willie didn't pay his taxes, but he also never hurt anyone. Tommy Chong, Snoop Dogg, Seth Rogen, Flea, Kevin Smith, Rihanna, Bill Maher, Dave Chappelle, Carl Sagan. None of them turned out to be scumbags - happy 4/20
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#BitcoinCrash Me, checking my crypto account every 5 minutes today 🤣
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1980s - wear your seatbelts 1990s - put kids in carseats 2000s - report everything suspicious 2010s - don't eat Tide Pods 2020s - don't put frozen potatoes in your ass Are we getting dumber?
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I think drug dealers understand how to run a business better than most college professors.
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I'd have to live in House #3 , but visit Houses 1 and 6 often
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@WhiteHovse @Hasbro That kid is going to get an arsenal of Nerf guns now
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I won $4,300,000 in a civil rights lawsuit. Then Detroit declared bankruptcy. True story.
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Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.
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Uh oh, I'm in trouble
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@DoctorWhy10 @SallyMayweather That's an insane leap of logic there dude, and I'm done taking to you about this.
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This is genius
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The Federal Reserve printed over $7 trillion dollars in 2021. Brand new money, out of thin air. That's $28,000 for each adult in this country. Did you get your $28,000?
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@POTUS One big company controls 100% of our money. The meat doesn't cost more, our money is worth less Sparky. You're just afraid to put the blame where it belongs because they own you.
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The world’s on fucking fire #2019in5words
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@RBReich You didn't mention this once until Elon bought Twitter. You've just found an angle.
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What’s your drug score? 1 point for each you’ve tried Tobacco Caffeine Alcohol Weed Psilocybin Cocaine LSD Oxycodone Methamphetamine Heroin DMT Ecstasy Mescaline PCP Quaaludes Anything I forgot?🤣🤣
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The world is in transition. The baby boomers are losing control. Gen X should scare you. We raised ourselves. Crime in the US was never higher and we ran the streets. You stood up to bullies or ran home every day. Nothing is sacred, we are ready to take a torch to society.
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Happening in Lansing, MI This is getting big. Thousands of cars are rolling into town. State Police are closing off exits around the city. I'm proud of my state right now.
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@anthonyvclark20 Same question
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Share if you get it...
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Not sure if I’m a visionary or if this is a bad idea. Update to come:
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Would you eat this?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @itsmackwac The victim declined to press charges. It's not privilege, that's how the law works.
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@dasuperbackup This world is hard enough. I decided to not be an asshole. Highly recommended 10/10.
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@ukraine_map You should probably negotiate a ceasefire then.
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@HarrisonHSmith I see what you're doing here
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Stay in school kids
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This is what you get when you microwave a ball of tin foil Try it now
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Who are they? (Wrong answers only)
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@AOC The country works despite our broken democracy. Don't take credit for things you have had no part in. What makes this country great is not in Washington D.C. We have simply survived you.
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@sairasameerarao Wear sunblock
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My friend just got 2 Bengal kittens These things are beautiful!!!
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@RepThomasMassie Vaccinating someone who has already had the disease isn't done ever. Not measles, not HPV, not hepatitis. I won't get it until there is AMPLE evidence I should.
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@ATFHQ Execute a search warrant? Is that what you call it? You stormed it and immediately executed their dogs, and shot an unarmed man with his hands up. You don't get our sympathy. You killed those agents.
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Rock peaked in 1991
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I love the dark web. You can buy almost anything.
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@InternetH0F A giant gargoyle
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@PolitiFactWisc Here's the Wisconsin state law
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What year did you graduate high school? Type the year into the gif search. Don't give me the first one, find an awesome one!
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I need to cut some stuff from my morning routine. Any efficiency experts here? Shower - 5 min Make coffee - 1 min Shave - 5 min Get dressed - 5 min Brush teeth- 1 min Hitting snooze - 85 min
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God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Well, then they had all boys but the human race propagated. So...homosexuality isn't cool, but fucking your mom is? See how this falls apart?
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Who is this? (wrong answers only)
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It's my birthday. I'm 43. That's all, carry on.
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Michigan, what the fuck?
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@ChuckCallesto I'm prepared to ignore him.
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@GabbieHanna Luckily for you, my dad is into butterfaces.
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@HillaryClinton Its the 4th anniversary of this Remember this?
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@indigosu73 @PadraigBelton Did Benjamin Franklin say that?
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My 12 year old, "Dad, I was wondering why if there's so many students, and only a few teachers, why do we follow their rules? If we all just decided to follow which rules we wanted, what could they do? We can't all be in trouble at once" My kid wants to start an insurrection 🤣
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@GunnelsWarren Elon Musk is not the cause of inflation. He earned his money. The Fed creating trillions of dollars out of thin air has caused inflation. Some of that money flowed into his hands because of equity gains, but he didn't print that money. The Fed did.
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Germany thinks our police are going too far. I think they know what they're talking about.
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Thousands now chanting “black lives matter” in front of the US Embassy in Berlin #GeorgeFloyd
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There are bots spreading fear. Here is proof.
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I don't care about Trump. When does Alex Jones get back on Twitter?
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Dear Karen, Eat a dick.
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The anger is real
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@realDonaldTrump In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
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I'm going to die...
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I will judge you based on your answer
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@XiiX5 32 x 100 / 4 = 800
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24/7 - even if I don't know you
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Temporary measures...
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I asked my nephew what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said “either a pizza man or a plumber” I told my brother he needs to pay closer attention to his internet usage. I believe he’s discovered porn.
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I’m not much of a pineapple fan... But have you tried kiwi?
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@YosephHaddad You also wouldn't have bombed their embassy.
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May 1st, I'm ending my quarantine. I don't give a rat's ass what the CDC or WHO want. I've got to feed my family. That's essential. Don't @ me.
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Reports: Kim Yo-Jong may soon become the world's hottest dictator
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I'm tired of paying taxes. How does one start a religion?
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Add 1 point for each of these you’ve tried - I have 10 points Caffeine Nicotine Alcohol Cannabis Opiates (not prescribed) Heroin Cocaine LSD Mushrooms Methamphetamine Ketamine Peyote DMT Ecstasy/molly Nitrous/whip its
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Aww, we found a cute little dog. I’m going to keep him, what should we name him?
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Who’s the best guitar player in history? (Write-in’s acceptable)
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This movie was made in 1993 It makes more sense today somehow
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Does Prince Charles need an epi-pen? His fingers look like they're about to burst...
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We've cured the flu?
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