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Turned down a job purely because there was an Indian man in the office

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@Gamersdid911 Ok, Stinky.

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@SixDollarPints I am principled if nothing else

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Pretty sure those people came to Australia to get as far away from Nelson Mandela International Day and its consequences as they could.

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1 year

Today is Nelson Mandela International Day, a day to celebrate the South African anti-apartheid activist and politician who served as the first president of South Africa from 1994 to 1999. Here are the top suburbs for people born in South Africa in each state and territory.

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@coldhealing I used to work on cruise ships. If you think it’s bad with passengers, it’s 3x worse with the staff

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@AlboMP @jacindaardern And she will take that intellect and strength to her new job at Blackrock.

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Ok, who made this website?

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“The test is simple, remove your hand from the box, and you die.” “What’s in the box?” “Pain”

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The crocodile tears on this coin clutcher

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Imagine dressing like this on national TV for $5000 at most

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@meteor_cultist @reposado23 @crimehaterscott “Breathe” and “you got this”

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3 years

Good advice, Tim Paine

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8 months

There are people in this country deciding what meal they have to skip tomorrow and you’re think of a “fun and cute” name for it.

ABC News

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8 months

What do you make of Macquarie Dictionary's word of the year for 2023? 'Cozzie Livs', a colloquial phrase for cost of living, has taken out the crown. All our "Cozzie Livs" coverage here:

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Woman learns that her actions have consequences

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@WGroypius “But if less immigrants, who will deliver my UberEats?”

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The greatest Christmas movie of all time is The Muppets Christmas Carol. Don’t even @ me. If you think it’s Die Hard, go back to Reddit.

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@aerendian @ShireFunposter “Why couldn’t he have gone out for Cigarettes and never came back?”

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@LeagueScenePod Surely Latrell gets another 3 weeks for this.

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"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'Is Vince McMahon was right again!'

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@dotnetschizo I do want my future wife to run a candle making business/apothecary in Paddington

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3 years

He just exposed how empty and hollow you life was 18 months ago. You’re just mad he’s right.

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@JosieMcskimming

3 years

Sneering & nasty Leunig in today’s ⁦ @smh ⁩. Spoiled my breakfast.

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60 year old, single, childless, Public Service career women “IT SHOULD BE ME!”

The Daily Telegraph

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A Polish 30-something waitress young enough to be his daughter 👀 Annette Sharp has the tea:

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@dailytelegraph Man, that’s bananas

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I’ve seen a woman get smashed by a train and die. This is somehow worse than that.

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3 years

I had to teach this dumb bitch how to connect her laptop to an external display via a HDMI cable.

Hardy World

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3 years

Julia Gillard is without a doubt one of Australia’s most capable and skilled Prime Ministers.

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@CannotHaveSex Legit thought this was Amy Schumer

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#VLCommodoresWordsofWisdom

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Yeah

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@ShireFunposter

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you've heard of zogslop, but what about wogslop?

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Friends

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Hahahaha this is god telling you that your life’s working is meaningless.

Richard Dawkins

@RichardDawkins

1 year

Today, New Zealand science is (Jerry Coyne’s words) circling the drain. And all because of juvenile politics & the racist canard that science is “Western” & needs “decolonising”. Science is not “Western”. It belongs to all humanity. Delved into it further (link to my blog in bio)

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@GabriellaCKelly @JackalopeDoubts Why? Because you want to eat all the sausages?

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@kron4news Hey @NFL , are you going to put their names on the back of helmets?

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@ShireFunposter Bladerunner isn’t an instruction manual

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It’s time the community banded together to kick “Mongrels” out of Cronulla

Prue MacSween

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This mongrel killed a famous, protected blue groper in Cronulla. No respect & all for some cheap thrills

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It’s called Ayers Rock.

Dmitriy Ungern

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It’s called Kiev It’s called Bombay It’s called Astana It’s called Peking It’s called Angora

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When the Colonel is calling…

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@MysteryGrove “Gee, I dunno Tone, this COVID stuff, it’s getting serious Tone.” “SHUDDUP CHRISTOPHER, the fucks the matter with you?”

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Australia’s no-go zones

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What the HELL did the Chinese do to you?

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Formerly Chuck’s

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I think about this quite a lot

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@itsVanAken I agree, there is no secret cabal. It’s all out in the open.

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People like you told us it was ok to protest in the street for the just death of career criminal George Floyd (rest in piss). You don’t get to have it both ways.

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@clauds_90

3 years

we in the western sydney suburbs were met with extra police to "enforce lockdown rules" and you fuckers protesting masks in sydney cbd are the exact entitled pieces of shit the police are supposed to have been policing from the get go hope you fuckers get whats coming

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Whitest woman at Accor Stadium

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@sarah310 @scipio_consul @vicenews @VICE Just like your accusations

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#NewProfilePic

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If I ever become the Undisputed Emperor of Australia, I’m banning Bluetooth speakers at the beach

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Actors on the set of films about American slavery

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The Aborigines were shrewd negotiators. They got way more than they should have for Melbourne.

Havee Snowball Chu Chu

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John Batman exchanged valuable products for land. That’s why we have a city called Melbourne. The Treaty is available for all to read.

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@ShireFunposter @LeaMaric You, I, Baker, and a few of the other boys are at a stage where we can communicate in Tim Allen-esque grunts and barks.

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@AshleyLeahy The fact that we need to import infinity people into Australia or society will collapse is ridiculous.

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We can solve a big chunk of the housing crisis in Sydney if we deport every single recruiter originally from The UK.

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And I sexually harassed 100% of them online

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Peter Dutton in a durag trying to court the Wigger vote.

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@TweetingOnIpad @LoFiRepublican Jew bashing seems kinda lame now

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I would have bullied the shit out of you in high school

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@meadea But is he wrong?

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To all of the OG’s on here. Remember when Buzzfeed tried to come after us all because we wanted to share jokes on this site? WELL WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

Press Gazette

@pressgazette

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NEW: Buzzfeed will no longer run a dedicated UK or Australian news operation, resulting in staff being furloughed and stood down. Some UK staff will be retained to cover global news for the US. The decision has been made "both for economic and strategic reasons", a spox said.

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vile individual

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all anglos should just move to the falklands and get silly wit it

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I didn't realise you could just sentence Property Tycoons to death. Interesting...

Daniel Nguyen ⚡

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This case is wild: She stole $10.7% ($44bn) of Vietnam’s yearly GDP in total. According to prosecutors, over a period of three years, she ordered her driver to withdraw 108 trillion Vietnamese dong, more than $4bn in cash from the bank, and store it in her basement. That much

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@TweetingOnIpad “Hello Null, my name is Priya and I’m new co-worker. It’s nice to meet you and I look forward to working with you” [aggressively slides that thing down]

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It’s uncanny

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Yes, and those country suck #AustraliaDay

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Get that up ya, you fucking dog cunts! #AustraliaDay

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Fuck you cunt, give us back our guns.

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In Adelaide, if I see @ivorygoats I’m going king hit him in the back of the head 😘

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I fucking HATE science

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Countless men have wrote this and I will do the same; You will never be a woman.

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God’s Country

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GN Lads. Happy Australia Day

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Because me having to walk past these photographs on my way to work everyday will make me vote yes

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Christmas Day was a spectacular success. Seeing my gf get along with my family, playing with my little nephew and bants at the dinner table makes me appreciate just how lucky I am.

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Vote Labour because Tanya care for her little, brown pets. #ausvotes #whitesavior

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Martin Luther King Jr. A proud Gadigal man

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George Miller took one look at this kid and said “THERE’S MY MUTANT FOR THE MAD MAX FILM”

CNN

@CNN

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Quaden Bayles, an indigenous Australian boy who won the support of celebrities and well-wishers around the globe after being bullied because of his disability, has landed a role in the new "Mad Max" movie.

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@aryankeating 1. Uber eats drivers 2. Deliveroo drivers 2. MenuLog Drivers 4. DoorDash Drivers

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White saviour or wife’s sons?

Chris Bowen

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2 years

Labor’s Powering Australia plan has been modelled independently by the country’s top energy economists, RepuTex The Coalition’s attack today has been modelled by … the Coalition. It’s just the latest in more than a decade of desperate scare campaigns. #AusVotes2022 A thread.🧵

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Pol Pot would have flattened the curve well within two weeks.

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@princess_hann_ Lol

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@ABCmediawatch Paul Barry is a snarky, condescending, old fossil who is frightened by his own shadow.

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I once saw a woman get smashed by a train, and I thought that was the most horrific thing I’d see in my life… until now

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A beer before 11am on a Monday? It’s more likely than you think

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@pkracism The Vietname war ended over 40 years ago. You can go home whenever.

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All New Zealand women have this man-ish energy about them that is just gross. They deserve no rights.

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The GirlBosses of Sydney have such a morose look to them today. It’s as if they think this abortion stuff is happening here.

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@BaathistMeido That’s hot stuff

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Also not flooding my community with smelly browns gives me a sense of belonging.

Anthony Albanese

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Owning your own home gives people a sense of belonging and a sense of freedom. That's what our Help to Buy policy is about.

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“The first rule of this ranch is family first. And yes, my wife’s black son is family”

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They won’t have sex with you, dude.

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Me on my way home knowing my gf is making baked Ziti tonight

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Culture w/ Mrs VL Commodore

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4 years

Explain your political ideology in one image

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Explain your political ideology in one image

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@WGroypius @punterspolitix @TheAusInstitute They have to wheel this guy out because Greg Jericho looks like a goblin that lives under a bridge in children’s fairytales.

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@bretwalderiche Thank you brown people, very cool

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