Nick's Pizza @Vichofu Twitter profile

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Nick's Pizza

4 years

"My tweets do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer or parents. My tweets only define my current state of mind not my person..."

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

2 years

June Dump 🥰🥰🥰

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4 years

SARS currently positioned at Coker Road, close to Access Bank Round about. RT for awareness

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@Vichofu

4 years

Stop deleting your AMVCA pictures , we knew you attended. Self isolate and call those in contact with you to do same.

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10 months

Na Sanwo Olu dey steal but Na GRV supposed dey take notes 😂😂😂😂😂 Funny lot.

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3 years

Upgraded my status from Boyfriend to Husband. Cheers to forever 🥂🥂🚀🚀

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

1 year

Paris 🇮🇹

Chicken Catcher 🐔

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1 year

Nigerians in diaspora, share a picture of you and tell us the name of the country you live in 🤲🏾🙌🏾😊 Me: United States.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Communicado Oficial 🚀🚀🚀

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

This is for IKECHUKWU ILLOAMUZOR Who was killed by SARS at the Surulere protest with his hands in his pocket🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯 #EndSARS

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Nick's Pizza

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4 years

My view is an absolute beaut 🥰🥰🥰

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

3 years

I’m looking to hire a number of backend (PHP, Laravel) and Frontend (React, React Native) developers. Pay 350-400k monthly (Negotiable based on your experience) Send CV to hr @hollatags .com if interested.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Pondei is already pretending to be dead 😭😭😭😭. This country na cruise abeg

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Nick's Pizza

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1 year

I love it so much 😂😂😂😂

Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

1 year

I now enjoy people that do live band on their tiktok live 😂😂. They are quite entertaining, I have few roses, make I give this guy so him go sing with my name

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Laycon's Jimmy Jump Off session is solid

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

1 year

Chairman is too high to clear bill, no one on the table can clear it. Now everybody dey try wake chairman up. Night life in Lagos is wild 😂😂😂😂

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

10 months

@BadmanFreke Who leave am for fridge ??????

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Nick's Pizza

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4 months

@OmoGbajaBiamila I clicked the URL😭😭😭😭

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Cheers to 30 🍻 Happy Birthday to Me 🥰🥰🥰

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

@Marapolsa Someone that can't understand sarcasm

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

3 years

See my wife nauuuu 😌😌😌😌🥰🥰🥰

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

2 years

Happy Father's to me

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@Vichofu

3 years

Laycon's Album is a solid piece of work.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

2 years

My wife came through with a very beautiful boy, I can’t even help but smile when I see this fine boy smiling while sleeping. Lemme do transfer to Mrs. Ichofu again.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

3 years

The only view that matters 😌.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

@Naijirian I still count my money after withdrawing from an ATM

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

2 years

Cheers to 26 🎉🎉🎉

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

Sanwo Olu will now know where you people go to every Friday night with EkoCabs.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

@HifyDoozy @olamide_kaka @wizkidayo @iam_Davido Drop the URL of one of your songs on this thread, let's vibe to it. Music labels wants to hear your sound, not your plea or tweets. Wish you the best bruh

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

@StanWilder @_Matriarchh @AlleyCatBrawler Segun took the picture, he can't be mentioned

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

Thought I should come out for the #FineDeltaTwitter

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

I don't cook or clean but you no dey online since morning 😂😂😂. Olopo lite 🤡🤡🤡

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

Who knows a good DJ that can play at my company's end of the year party on Friday ? I don't want celebrity DJ's oooo. Location: Victoria Island Please RT and tag them

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

11 months

How's any of these drinks 500,000 NGN in Lagos ????? ( And it would probably be fake in Lagos)

Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

11 months

The day I saw the price of Casamigos here and compared it with the price in Lagos. I just know Lagos is a total crime scene.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

In a reversed situation, Will Smith would have been cancelled.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

New @BlaqBonez drop 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

2 months

That other guys that abused his maid, boys still drink beer with him offline.

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2 months

Lmfaoooo, will boys still want to play ball with that fella after everything?

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

Not all super heroes wear capes. @badt_BOI_ , you are my super hero for the week. A simple tweet from you about that shawarma guy is already changing his life for good. God Bless you man.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

@Chydee Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And, as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Hi 😊

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

100 likes and I'll recreate

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

1 year

My Employer♥️

Bami oflagos 🌚💕

@Tizbami

1 year

Quote this tweet with your favorite picture in April❤️

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

Please who knows any secondary or Primary school that needs a father Christmas for their Christmas party. Connect me abeg, I dey find money badly 😫😫😫 Cc @Gidi_Traffic

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

@LegitNigerian @The_Femi @fkeyamo Very apt list

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

I know a thing or two about LinkedIn profile optimization. So I'll be helping people with how to better optimize their LinkedIn profiles and become visible to headhunters this year. I've done it for a few people and their profiles became visible to headhunters on LinkedIn.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

7 years

@KraksTV This has to be my 2017 favourite. @CyrusAgbo shot it

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

@GBENGAGHIZZY @mrsLawanson How much you wan offer them 😂😂😂😂

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

My WCW this week is @ThusoMbedu . 😙😙😙

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

Local Man won a brand new Samsung Galaxy S10 for the best issue reported at the Lagos #Testathon 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺. Also won best team in round 2 😌😌😌😌

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

3 years

As soon as Mr. Salako sends me my $11.5m inheritance, it's all over for you People on this app. #FavourOverLabour .

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

9 months

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife @Tourller

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

This guy don sneeze, 3 times now and dey try code am. I dey watch am, Na HR go handle your matter

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

My Oga at the TOP will always be legendary 😂😂😂😂😂 #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Got a Job in a multinational managing projects and tech teams in 8 African Countries and India. Paid for 2 Cars. Moved to a bigger apartment Never visited the hospital this year.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Signing online petitions doesn't change anything.

Ayobami

@dondekojo

4 years

What important truth do very few people agree with you on?

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

Gentle Reminder : Local Man is still a Snack 👅👅👅

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@Vichofu

5 years

It's my birthday 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼 yeaaaaayyyyyy. Happy Birthday to Me. Thanks to God for Life, Family and the gift of friendship. Say a prayer for me 😉😉

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@Vichofu

7 years

@Chris__Haze For the Culture 👌

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@Vichofu

5 years

This album will always be up there 🔥🔥🔥

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 months

@djyobams Prime Donblu was a menace during lockdown😂😂😂

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

IF you're protesting online , please it's time to resume work , this is past 1.. Reply me with #SARSMUSTEND or #EndSWAT

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

8 months

@Seyi__ I went to Niagara Falls and saw structures that were erected and no longer in use before our independence and I wept. We never reach anywhere tbh.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

I've got a 3 months Remote job opportunity for Software testers. The requirement is to have a Laptop with an internet connection, Mobile Phone, and Airtel Sim card. Interested testers should DM me Please RT and share

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

30+ men drag is banter but 30+ women drag is age shamming??? 😂😂😂😂😂. We never ready

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4 years

Fallen heroes for the night 😌😌😌

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

7 years

How #NaijaMosquitoes look at you when you priced insecticide but didn't buy

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

One of my best @olamide_YBNL X @phynofino combo.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Pure Vibes and a fan @FunkeOnafuye #ABTales

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@Vichofu

4 years

Time for some magic🚀🚀🚀

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@Vichofu

4 years

DJ Neptune Call me

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

@Gunter_fol I don see this twee for my TL reach 10 times and I laughed hard all 10 times. This "Work with me here guys " line off me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

3 years

My wife : What do you want for as Valentine’s gift . Me : Gave her a comprehensive list of options My wife 👇🏾

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

2 years

The guys that came up with the Scrum framework and agile methodology mode of delivery didn't get to meet Naija devs because my eyes don see pepper.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

How far boss ???

CHECK YOUR DM

@DrightSauce

4 years

You know the price in the market yh ? Give me yours be reasonable and it could be yours 👍

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@Vichofu

4 years

1.Oluwatosin Adeniji 2.Yaziru Bashiru 3.Abdulsalam Suberu 4.Kabiru Gazali 5.Paul Akinwunmi 6.Davo Chomo These are the #AbujaSix who were arrested & are being detained in Suleja Prison for covering or participating in #EndSARS protests. Remember their names.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Someday we will talk about how some will visit for knacks and original ear piece or follow come charger will go missing when they leave.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

1 year

24 Again 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Say a prayer and send funds

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

@ifeoluwanimie Na them dey rush us 😭😭😭😭

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

Me whenever I see people arguing Acrimony on the TL .

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 months

My guy is 2 years old 🎊🎊🎊🎊 Happy Birthday Son ❤️❤️❤️

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

Seeing Naira Marley on that stage with Wizkid gave me goose bumps 😩😩😩

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

3 years

My wife told Snr Technical Progam Manager to go and wash plates while I was in a meeting 😭😭😭😭😭

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When I got married newly, one of the first shocks was the errand part. I was like how can someone just come and be sending me message up and down. “Go and buy bread”, “help me wash my car nah”😢😢😢 Me that na people dey run errands for me while I was single and living alone. 😂

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Nick's Pizza

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1 year

Jayden's big ONE 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Happy Birthday Son ♥️♥️♥️

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

It's official, Nina is as dumb as I assumed. A diplomatic response is way better than that nonsense response. #BBNaijaFinale

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@Vichofu

6 years

@sahon_A Lmao, Lagos fresh air alone is around 5k per outing ooo

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

What a spice 🥰🥰🥰

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

10,000 clicks can't even afford 1 bottle of Heineken 😂😂😂😂😂. OLUWA Wetin dey OPERAte ?????

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

7 years

@oscar_romerooo @_____cookies Baba block am sharply

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

7 years

@EnekemGreg I'm a Software Quality Assurance Analyst/ Tester I Test Web/Mobile Application, I Write Bugs Report and recommend fixes and improvement where necessary. I do UAT/User Experience Analysis of Mobile/Web Applications I also carry out Performance/Stress Test on Applications

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Updating Media for my 14 followers 😊

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

I know you like curses, attract them to yourself dear.

Parpkin🌯🍕

@parpkinshawarma

4 years

Quote RT this tweet and get no likes or RTs by 6 pm today. Winner gets this meal delivered tomorrow. Good morning ❤️

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

They really didn't consider students in this #OkadaBan . See them trekking from CMS to Obalende in their numbers.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Lying and sub tweeting your ex because your relationship didn't work out is a bottom barrel behaviour sha.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Solid movie, I recommend.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

3 years

E no concern me twitter >>>>>>>>>>>

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

5 years

Every mall is kuku Shoprite to some Lagos people. That's why they will enter mall and scatter other businesses, it's Shoprite to their daft head.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

6 years

@Oludarrey @LegitNigerian @The_Femi @fkeyamo The point is, none of them is a saint

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

4 years

Discipline yourself. Try saving at least 300k every month from your salary. At the end of the year, you'll make 3.6m! Its as simple as that.

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Nick's Pizza

@Vichofu

7 years

@ife_luv12 I am Married

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Nick's Pizza

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2 years

Femco don step down 😭😭😭

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Nick's Pizza

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7 years

@EnekemGreg That doesn't even make any sense, Snapchat chose to have error when the guy talks then fixes itself when she screams ? Another burnt dodo story.

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