FFXIV alt of krenbot . A self-indulgent kreechure drawing memes and GPosing. Varis simp and RPR/SGE/PLD main. WCIF friendly. I POST SPOILERS/NSFW!
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Hello new followers :'))) Im Kren and Im just here to do stuff with my non-WOL Kortival.
Just a fair warning Im an OC/Canon shipper and I ship her with Varis so if you don't like that then uhhh...shame for you I suppose lol
Ever since the Bozja questline, I've wanted to see Solus up close, though his model was nowhere to be found. I recently found out that with the help of anamnesis, you can move models in cutscenes. Upon further inspection, Solus is...
Varis. With two Ramuh beards. I'm speechless.
Here is a thread of all of the "Amazing Manderville" Relic Weapons for patch 6.35. They're pretty neato!
Starting off we have:
-Paladin
-Dark Knight
-Gunbreaker
-Warrior
Welp, I was tired of nobody giving all these men the respect they are deserved, so we settle this once and for all.
✨FFXIV: THE HOT OLD MEN TOURNAMENT✨
Determine who the ultimate hot old guy is! No Emet/Solus (because I'm not making this unfair)
Good luck!
Nobody is gonna agree with me but imagine your father dying during childhood and your wife dies giving birth and you're being groomed for success by your evil immortal grandfather who made the very empire you rule to be expendable sham to his own will and then your son kills you
It has been decided!
The winner of the FFXIV Hot Old Man Tournament is none other than 🎊RAUBAHN ALDYNN!🎊
Thank you everyone for voting! It was a lot of fun!
We are in the finals of the
✨FFXIV HOT OLD MAN TOURNAMENT✨
This was a very unexpected pair of finalists, but I'm excited to see who wins! Will it be Midgardsormr, The Father of Dragons, or Raubahn, The Bull of Ala Mhigo?
May the best old dude win!
#Midgardsweep
#Raubahnsweep
This poor boy has had everything thrown at him ever since he the day he was born and he still managed to stay strong and smile for everyone else who couldn't he deserved nothing that happened to him
This blew up lmao.
Here, another tidbit of information:
"Solus"s cane is a stationary object, and does not move with his hand. It's meant to disappear along with the two Ramuh beards and crown to give us the normal Varis model.
It also appears to be a low level thaumaturge staff.
Ive seen this going around. But how about we change it up?
Gposers and all those who just simply enjoy taking pics of your blorbos. Which pic do you think your iconic for? And let others reply to you with what pic they think you are iconic for 📸
AND ANOTHER THING YOU ARE CHOPPED UP INTO TINY PIECES, TURNED INTO A GIANT MONSTER AND YOUR LIMBS ARE USED A BATTERY TO SUMMON A PRIMORDIAL EVIL GOD YOUR GRANDFATHER WORSHIPPED LIKE HOLY FUCK
✨Time to ruin the magic of all my Gposes lmao✨
Here's how to let an NPC wear clothes! This is useful for any character that doesn't use a conventional player model body. If you have any problems you can DM me!
Have fun, and tag me in anything you make, I'd love to see it!
Oh also your mom who was the only one supporting you also dies and your best friend dies and your son dies and his body is piloted like a puppet by the same race of evil guys your grandfather is apart of ONLY THEN to reclaim his body back just to kill you and blow up your nation
We are now entering ROUND 2 of the
✨FFXIV HOT OLD MAN TOURNAMENT✨
The votes were are all accounted for. Some surprised me, and some were really close! (Lahabrea stans, please don't kill me... :'] )
The tournament continues! Good luck and may the best old guy win!
Welp, I was tired of nobody giving all these men the respect they are deserved, so we settle this once and for all.
✨FFXIV: THE HOT OLD MEN TOURNAMENT✨
Determine who the ultimate hot old guy is! No Emet/Solus (because I'm not making this unfair)
Good luck!
No I'm not trying to excuse his actions he treated Zenos like shit and he absolutely went apeshit at the ghimlyt dark alliance meeting but just remember that the guy all of you simp over made him that way
We are now entering round 3, the semi-finals of the
✨FFXIV HOT OLD MAN TOURNAMENT✨
Some votes cut it pretty close, and the results surprised me! It's exciting to see who will come on top :] Be sure to vote, and may the best old guy win!
We are now entering ROUND 2 of the
✨FFXIV HOT OLD MAN TOURNAMENT✨
The votes were are all accounted for. Some surprised me, and some were really close! (Lahabrea stans, please don't kill me... :'] )
The tournament continues! Good luck and may the best old guy win!
@qtrcirclejab
@gelmoron
I AM SO MAD THAT IT JUST.... WAS CASUALLY MENTIONED? Like the capstone quest handled it like it was a chore. Poor man was just fucking cut into a bajillion pieces and was used as a battery and they went "Oh no! Anyways-"
Wow! 500 followers! That's like, more than 499!
I don't have much in the way of thankful memes. But I hope this compilation of Kort becoming more and more annoyed satiates you.
3 years, 1500 player commendations, and a severe lack of patience later, I am now officially a mentor. Because of this, I need not converse with mere peasants such as yourselves.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must go and blind queue for extremes while I learn what my buttons do.
@herssian
The thing is right...his entire rhetoric was spoon-fed to him by emet, and all hes doing is just repeating his words so he can be a good evil emperor and all. buddy just takes so many L's :')