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Richard Vein

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3 months

the whole ratatouille thing isn't that special. grab any white boy's hair and you control him

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Richard Vein

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3 months

filming the Build-A-Bear employee so they put more love into my bear

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2 months

the small crack at the base of my skull has been producing a fluid that I've taken to calling "idea milk"

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1 year

dreamed i wore this fit to my neighbors funeral

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Richard Vein

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2 months

if you see cctv footage of me kicking a turd out my pant leg in a kroger that's 100% chart gpt I would never do that

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Richard Vein

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4 months

the bug reading this

𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓼 ❤️

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Richard Vein

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3 months

would you go spore for spore with a real fungoid

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Richard Vein

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4 months

(stands up abruptly) I'm bored. Let's start freaking out

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Richard Vein

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3 months

ohhh those good ole days we used to play cops and robert

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Richard Vein

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3 months

what the fuck! an email just found me

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Richard Vein

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8 months

23 and me said they found a emoji in my genome

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Richard Vein

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5 months

i I kind of feel bad for drawing this guy into this situation

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Richard Vein

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6 months

my uncle got blew up from the inside last week when he touched a downed telephone line

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Richard Vein

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4 months

I've been saying this for years now

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this is huge news for a man such as myself

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Richard Vein

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8 months

do women have their own version of being called "bossman" by the gas station guy?

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Richard Vein

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4 months

this forest beast does not fuck with my metal steed contrived by wicked artifice

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Richard Vein

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3 months

I could change gollum's whole outlook on life with a popeyes chicken sandwich and a whiskey sour

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Richard Vein

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2 years

Have at thee, miscreant!

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Richard Vein

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3 months

let's be overly familiar and weird to each other

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Richard Vein

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8 months

for a blowjob to do anything for me it needs to last around 3-4 hours at a constant temperature of 120° fahrenheit

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Richard Vein

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6 months

@ryanposting this guy tho...

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Richard Vein

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4 months

mourning doves love going "oohh Houuuhh whoo"

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Richard Vein

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10 months

surveying the local muck. things are looking good on all fronts

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Richard Vein

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2 years

rate my every day carry y'all

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3 months

@1P21GigaWatts_ pubics ☝️

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Richard Vein

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9 months

ohhhhh fuck I'mm going to smile

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5 months

peter was real as fuck for this one

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Richard Vein

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1 month

ever met a man with the traits of a bug?

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Richard Vein

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4 months

I'm seeing some really weird stuff right now. and it's pissing me off

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Richard Vein

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11 months

elementary school teacher in 2050: If you milk the Freak, what do you get? kids: Freak milk! Freak milk! teacher: and what do we do with Freak milk? kids: pour it down the drain! pour it down the drain!

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Richard Vein

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11 months

I got two phones... one is for the ladies, and one is for the Gnomes 👇

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Richard Vein

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1 year

holding a worm like a cigarette

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Richard Vein

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7 months

I'm chilling. (1 thousand indecipherable microexpressions flash across my face before resolving to a placid smile 🙂)

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Richard Vein

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3 months

you people are really horny

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Richard Vein

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5 months

checking out my old dream journal

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Richard Vein

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3 months

Oh Bugs what silly antics you get up to😅 (getting suddenly serious) but chill on my man Elmer

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Richard Vein

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7 months

soup, anyone?

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Richard Vein

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3 months

Ouuufh fuck my stomach hurts. I think I ate a rotten molecule

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Richard Vein

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3 months

4th century roman seeing his first visigoth

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3 months

just saw barbarian. Fuuuuuuck dude

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1 month

@mewheniwheni he does. in your heart . every day

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Richard Vein

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6 months

@BivouacChillin Multitudes of Venom 🔥🔥🔥

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Richard Vein

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4 months

Can't make it out tonight bro. The being I created in my laboratory just learned disobedience

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Richard Vein

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7 days

look out dude a microbe is going towards you

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Richard Vein

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7 months

top ten crud portions 1. Clod 2. Morsel 3. Wad 4. Heap 5. Chunk 6. Lump 7. Mound 8. Blob 9. Gob 10. Dollop

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Richard Vein

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3 months

does anyone know how to get home?

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Richard Vein

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1 year

if i was a yarn man ( a man made of yarn) i just know i'd tug absentmindedly at my loose threads until i Died

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Richard Vein

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8 months

i've had it

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Richard Vein

@VeinRichard

5 months

me: (slinks in through the back door hiding my massive black eye) my beautiful Jamaican wife: di monster dem fi di bumbaclaat labyrinth? me: (nods demurely)

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Richard Vein

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9 months

i wonder if my favorite tree has a favorite guy. i really hope it's me

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Richard Vein

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3 months

do you smell that too? a slight whiff of hapningmygoodchum...

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Richard Vein

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2 months

@DrinksNDoobies idk

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Richard Vein

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9 days

Bum a Cig: Quest Complete ❗100 XP Aquired

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3 months

@lucyqrow have you tried it

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Richard Vein

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2 months

I'm sorry @elon sir I won't say this ever again 🫡

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5 months

there should be bazookas just lying around

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Richard Vein

@VeinRichard

1 year

@000Cana it's actually Smurf blood.

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Richard Vein

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2 months

@Pepsi_Dick I would never seal away my milk

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Richard Vein

@VeinRichard

6 months

Alright, boy, I'm impressed. You've just earned yourself a Coin

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Richard Vein

@VeinRichard

7 months

apparently if you add some noodles to a bowl of egg yolk, laoganma, sesame paste, soy sauce, chili garlic paste, and szechuan peppercorn powder it tastes so fucking good. don't mind the look of my chopsticks i chew on them when i'm nervous

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Richard Vein

@VeinRichard

10 months

huh.

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Richard Vein

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4 months

I'm always saying shit like "I see," and "understood!" and "all clear"

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Richard Vein

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7 months

You're really cute. Want to come over and help me pry open the small grate in my cellar that leads to Rat World?

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Richard Vein

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11 months

it's salt marsh monday

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Richard Vein

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6 months

I love floors they hold me

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Richard Vein

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1 year

I gotta quit scrying man. Just caught a glimpse of my death at the hands of the marauding Bugmen who roam the Midwestern Wastes in the 2050s

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Richard Vein

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10 months

one time when i was 12 i was alone with my uncle in his backyard and he blasted a raccoon with a fireball spell

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Richard Vein

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6 months

No! My Friendly Proctologist, I will never stop...

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Richard Vein

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1 year

Hobbit stoners be like "Bro is this Old Toby? I thought I told you I can only smoke Longbottom Leaf bro I'm freaking out"

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Richard Vein

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8 months

we should kill actors for pretending

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Richard Vein

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4 months

hey man (daps you up). any epiphanies lately?

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Richard Vein

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1 year

we caught my nephew fucking around with a being he found in the creek

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Richard Vein

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1 month

Man dissects goblin with scalpel; you won't believe what he finds inside...

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Richard Vein

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1 month

fuck the subtle beauty of the mundane

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Richard Vein

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4 months

Fuck you. (casts Explode Person)

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Richard Vein

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3 months

@GlobtheAlmighty @epthot_ we all add the love ❤️

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Richard Vein

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4 months

Replying to everything on the timeline with "why?"

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Richard Vein

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1 month

a gang of shrimps assaulted me

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1 month

@BronzAgeLarper wrong

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Richard Vein

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5 months

Come closer Cursed One. Let me look upon thy brand. (Checks out your Cursed Brand) Oh shit, man. shitttt... (looks closer) Fuck...

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Richard Vein

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4 months

I invented an app that gives you a respiratory infection. Click to download?

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Richard Vein

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6 months

@BivouacChillin he's saying why I oughta...

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Richard Vein

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2 years

do u guys want to help me dig a big big hole? my theory is that god will see it as the opposite of the ol' babel endeavor and accordingly unconfound the language of all the earth

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Richard Vein

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1 month

here, imbibe 1 ml of this fluid. *hands you a fluid*

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Richard Vein

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6 months

drawing a bunch of random sigils until something cool happens

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Richard Vein

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8 months

she threw up into the mother bathtub and tried to squish the chunks through the drai- a gunshot rings out and an agreeable silence reclaims the night. you are free

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Richard Vein

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Hey, kid. (handing you a 12 dollar bill) go buy yourself an item.

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