elementary school teacher in 2050: If you milk the Freak, what do you get?
kids: Freak milk! Freak milk!
teacher: and what do we do with Freak milk?
kids: pour it down the drain! pour it down the drain!
me: (slinks in through the back door hiding my massive black eye)
my beautiful Jamaican wife: di monster dem fi di bumbaclaat labyrinth?
me: (nods demurely)
apparently if you add some noodles to a bowl of egg yolk, laoganma, sesame paste, soy sauce, chili garlic paste, and szechuan peppercorn powder it tastes so fucking good. don't mind the look of my chopsticks i chew on them when i'm nervous
do u guys want to help me dig a big big hole? my theory is that god will see it as the opposite of the ol' babel endeavor and accordingly unconfound the language of all the earth
she threw up into the mother bathtub and tried to squish the chunks through the drai-
a gunshot rings out and an agreeable silence reclaims the night. you are free