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Can we just normalize like ,, blocking people you don't wanna interact with . Instead of soft blocking or unfollowing . If we write with a lot of the same people and I follow you back after you soft blocked me just like ,, block me .
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Val won't let me shoot a film for him , but we did do one photoshoot for a poster . Enjoy , because it's all the masses will get . ๐
( Unless you can help me convince him to put me in a film . )
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ , to the wedding of Vox (
@VIDEOVERLORD
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@PORNOVERL0RD
) , hosted by Velvette (
@SOCIOVERLORD
) . An all-day event ! Use the hashtag
#VVEDDING
to attend and interact !
I've been seeing a lot of new accounts pop up after the new helluva episode , and most of them don't have MDNI or an age anywhere in their bios or pinneds . Be wary of who's following you guys , I'm hard blocking anyone who doesn't have their age up .
/ me having the trans flag in my bio vs vox being the kind of trans guy to make Dick jokes that go over everyone's head bc they keep forgetting he's trans
@PORNOVERL0RD
( he feels a little called out ; but Val knows him better than anyone in hell , so he really shouldn't be surprised that he can read him so easily .
Vox leans up , pressing a long kiss to his lips , before sitting up , stradding his waist and holding his top set of hands . )
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โ โ โ โ โ well โ I guess it couldn't stay under wraps forever !!
That's right , folks ! In a show of solidarity with our unlikely heroes of the hour in the last extermination , I've decided to give their little hotel a shot !
Follow me for more updates !
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That old radio prick is HOMOPHOBIC
I'm sure his hotel full of gays would LOVE to know that juicy little bit .
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#HuskerDustWedding
anyone ?? It's about time โโ
Look at these two , so sweet .
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When a boy teases me , I cause a power outage across the entire pentagram .
We are not the same .
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bed, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air and scream.
@PORNOVERL0RD
( Vox feels his gut twist at Val's reaction โ the sob feels like a sword through his chest . Oh , Valentino . . .
Vox cups his face , kissing his cheek , his forehead , between his eyes , his chin , and then his lips . )
. . . Over ( ๐๐ ๐ด๐๐๐พ๐ฝ๐ด * ) . And I mean that .
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As a sex repulsed asexual , I hate it when people have sex . That's why this pride month , I've partnered with League of Legends .
โ Alastor , probably .
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his lower lip slicing open on the edge of one of his sharp teeth . Cherry red blood draws a line down his face , to the bottom edge of his screen . )
Ohhh , you have no idea , the things I wish you'd do with me .
But fine , you want me to be nice ?
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โ โ โ โ โ i'm still feeling devious but teasing Charlie feels like taking candy from a baby so let's make the comments look like Lucifer's search history โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ๐
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Me: * smacks my brother nd runs *
My brother : * chases me down *
Me : NO YOU CAN'T HIT ME IM A GIRL
my brother : I thought you were non binary
Me: I'm a girl when it's convenient
( He smacked me back anyway )
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โ โ โ โ โ I love it when I go to give Velvette some well-deserved attention and love and then the whole polycule joins in and it turns into just like all seven of us on the floor hugging and holding hands together that's the BEST
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Hโ ( stubs toe )
Eโ ( slips and falls )
Yโ ( something heavy falls on top of him )
. . . . ( Getting up . Dusting himself off , leaning against the wall all casual like , smiling at the reader like nothing happened . )
. . . Hey , come here often ?
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โ โ โ โ โ forget Alastor . I still wanna fuck Lucifer . He may look like an angry bowling pin but . He's still hell's ( second * ) hottest man .
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( This overlord has been collared โ he must do whatever the first 10 comments tell him to do . Have fun with him , and be sensible . )
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There's only one problem ; Vox had partially sold his soul .
Looking at his design , he has one eye outlined in black , kinda like Angel Dust has one black eye . I think maybe he USED to have a contract like Angel's , but Alastor helped him out of it .
I was reading a thread about how Alastor is just as obsessed with vox as vox is with him ( he's just better at hiding it ) ( they're Correct ) and they posted this picture in it to talk about how Alastor Didn't Need To Do All This
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It's a balm on his heart , along with the affirmation that Alastor misses him just as much .
Digital tears pool in his eyes , as he tilts his screen , leaning into the contact with his old friend . )
I'm โ-
Well . No . Eeli doesn't . . .
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โ โ โ โ โ Hey hey !! There's quite a few new faces around here , and I'd like to let y'all know that I have an in character group chat for Hell's royalty / overlords / sins .
If you'd like to join , drop a comment or DM me and I'll add you !!
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But also maybe it'd be interesting if it was Alastor that he had the contract with , and when they had their falling out , Alastor also just cut the contract and freed vox's soul so vox wouldn't have any connection to him .
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speakeasy tomorrow .
( He checks his watch . . . )
Or . Tonight , technically .
My shithead boyfriend doesn't want to go anymore . Do you want to go instead ?
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There are . Maybe three people I can think of that I'd willingly bottom for , and even then I wouldn't be submissive .
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I also hc that he was abandoned by his parents at birth . They left him at a hospital , where he was brought to an orphanage/nunnery and raised there .
I kinda like the idea that it was Val too โ
He and Val had been friends since before Val was an overlord . Maybe he got Alastor to help him negotiate himself out of the contract under the condition that as an overlord , he'd stay teamed up with Val . Which he was fine with .
Okay I gotta sleep , replies are bookmarked but feel free to bump anything I haven't replied to ๐ฉต
Or feel free to dm me if you wanna just start / plot a new thread or something ๐ฉต
Me: doesn't write consistently for weeks bc burnout
Also me , randomly , today: cranks out a 17 tweet starter in one sitting and then passes out
Gn I guess ๐ญ