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this gives me permission to tag you in random starters, quotes, or dm for plotting and anything else .แ ๐ฅฐ
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โ โ โ โ you hear that dad ? my client did hell a valuable service by blowing up the theme park that stole your intellectual property !
#STOLITZTRIAL
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โ โ โ โ but that true love is on the line , true happiness is on the line . what right do we have to take that away from them ? i plead that my clients be ruled ๐ต๐ถ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ป๐ . thank you . ใ
#STOLITZTRIAL
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โ โ โ โ โค๏ธ for a wedding invitation ๐
( there will be a much more official post later to gather up everyone who wants to take part . )
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โ โ โ โ OOOOKAY everyone .แ it's clear to me that we maaaay need to go over the basic fundamentals of being a good person again and that's alright .แ it's been awhile and you might just need a refresher .แ i'm not upset with anyone .แ
step 1. it starts with sorry .แ
i hope this doesn't come off as mean, but i miiiight softblock if you leave the verse and flip to a verse i have zero idea what it is . especially if we've never really written before ( and dang a lot of people have been leaving the verse lately . )
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( she's slamming the final book closed and setting it in the pile that towers above her . )
i think i know everything i need to know. i think ready for this .แ
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( face slams to the desk and passes out . )
#STOLITZRETRIAL
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โ โ โ โ ๐ถ i know this whole trial is out of control
it's a bad situation
it's taking a toll
if we acquit these two lovers
and let them be gay
in this court of hell
wait, i'm getting ahead of myself .แ
right .แ the grimoire .แโ
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โ โ โ โ โ ( stella's yelling takes her out of yet another disassociation session . she .. she really should go have that checked out by someone . )
. . . didn't we kick her out already ?
#STOLITZTRIAL
i still find it very very strange how lesbian and trans representation is so low in the hellverse.
sallie makes up both .
and then vaggie is a lesbian.
OKAY THAT'S IT
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic,
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โ โ ( looking at the current witness with skepticism . whispering to herself as she studies her mannerisms . )
she sounds so inauthentic...
#STOLITZTRIAL
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โ โ โ โ charlie is currently preparing with the judge's assistant before the trial officially begins. they're having some trouble with her as she is vastly under qualified to be taking on the position. then again, it wasn't like her father was much better
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the fact the hazbin vinyl got an alastor promo card and not charlie despite being the main character is telling lmao.
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yeah and charlie feels like a side character in her own show. give her more merch.
vaggie and i are the relationship standard . found out she was an angel and we still bow chica wow wowwed by the end of the week BECAUSE WE TALK SHIT OUT .
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โ โ โ โ this is bullshit and we all know it !! this trial is the first time ANY of you have heard about that stupid book and we're all acting like most of you don't take joy rides to earth for the fun of it ?! give me a fucking break .
#STOLITZTRIAL
i think more hazbin artists should ship charlie and lute because Iโm starving. THATโS PRIME ENEMIES TO LOVERS REAL ESTATE!!
even better if the art is charlie x vaggie x emily x lute. need more art of their poly specifically because theyโre so cute๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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โ โ โ just a friendly reminder before any fighting starts, my dad and i protected hell from adam and his exocists last time they visited .๐ฉ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ก๐ฎ .
#STOLITZTRIAL
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โ โ โ โ โ โ making a literal child testify ... why do i feel like the prosecution is stooping lower and lower for the sake of a cheap win . ( ๐ญ )
#STOLITZRETRIAL
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โ โ โ โ we all know that the book
can travel the realms
And so what if an imp
can do it as well ?
besides the book was kept safe
so there is no harm no foul!
we can wave that charge farewell
It'll be a happy day in hell ! ๐ถโ
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โ โ โ . . . . might need to do some revisions of my song .
( crumbles up a piece of paper , tosses it behind her , takes out another one to write on . )
#STOLITZTRIAL
i love her hair
i love her eye
i love her eyepatch
i love her lips
i love her nose
i love her wings
i love her warmth
i love her voice
i love her personality
i love her cuddles
i love her singing
i love her protectiveness
i love her supportiveness
i love her so fucking much
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โ โ โ โ ใ we saw enough from stella to know what this is all really about . petty revenge over a loveless marriage and everything else stolas and blitz has been charged with is fluff meant to distract from the bigger issue at hand .โ
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โ โ โ โ i've matured . i no longer care if my parents decide to date other people . as long as it's not alastor . if you care about me AT ALL , don't date someone who strong armed me into a deal when i was at my lowest when he could have just told me how to kill an angel .
@nyquileds
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โ โ โ โ โ ใ with that . i believe that'll be the end of my questioning . thank you for your time , belphegor .
we're ready to pass the witness over to the prosecution for cross examination. ใ
all said and done , she returns to the others .
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โ โ โ โ yeah no , i'm not done . we have the literal prosecutor side making MEMES over them being jailed . do we really think the book held any importance ?! NO ! you really let them make up bullshit to carry out a personal vendetta AND LET THEM WIN ?!
#STOLITZTRIAL