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Don’t take me serious
Joined October 2018
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
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@UtdAlen Walen.
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if she ever asks if you’re loyal, show her this photo
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Such a gem of a goal deserves only the best commentary
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Skriniar being done by a 17 old Greenwood you love to see it
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Ten Hag really exposed this Samuel guy as a racist, gave Sancho two starts in a row and showed he’s class
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Erik ten Hag is becoming increasingly impatient with Jadon Sancho. [Samuel Luckhurst, MEN]
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NAHHHHH YOU LOT ARE SO INSECURE 💀💀💀
@TimelineCR7
The CR7 Timeline.
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The greatest bicycle kick in the history of football. Absolute perfection. 😍 Nothing will ever come close.
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Man said he has the United DNA
@spectatorindex
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JUST IN: Putin says that Trump's innate stamina, high spirits and optimism will help him overcome coronavirus
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@UTDTrey If we don’t, please deactivate because we haven’t won one since you came onto this app.
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Good morning
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You lot told him to leave, he does and now he’s labeled as a snake? 😭😭
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🚨 Mason Mount goodbye message. Via his Instagram. ( @masonmount )
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Sksksksksk
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Looking back at this what the fuck happened? He looks so slim here and these days he doesn’t 💀 Same thing happened with Sancho, Pogba etc
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What a debut dawg
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Lmao I love Bailly
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I’d do anything so see this Sanchez at Man UTD
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@D_DeGea A joke that ref was, let’s also not forget that “foul” when Sabitzer cleanly got the ball
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🥰🥰
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🚨CONFIRMED: Fred Rodrigues has tested positive for being the best Brazilian in the Premier League 🚨
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@mattxiv Some Andrew Tate fan rn after seeing this
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@UtdPlug UEFA waking up making up another rule which will screw Manchester United football club over
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@TheFergusonWay It was our kick off too and people including united fans are slating him. Oh I’m sorry for defending our player to walk back to the middle for our kick off 💀
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@TheEuropeanLad He’s alive?
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@FabrizioRomano When will the pain end…
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@utdreport @talkSPORT Fucking hell that could have been more ugly, glad everyone is safe
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@TheEuropeanLad @ESPNnl And you gave us two amazing world class players
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@FabrizioRomano You sold us dreams ffs
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@utdreport @Ian_Ladyman_DM Future? He’s 28 lad
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Funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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Seeing rivals finally hate our players is beautiful
@ErlingRoIe
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United have the most unlikeable players ever. Just look at this guy
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@KSI @jakepaul Just accept it JJ, now it’s just embarrassing with these tweets
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Two types of PSG fans lmao
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@UTDTrey Brother shut up I beg
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@UtdPlug Someone remind them they finished below us in the league and lost a final against us, we don’t know them like that
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Holy shit I’ve never seen such a violation
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@TheEuropeanLad My honest reaction
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@Fs_BVB @KSI Bayern vs Dortmund
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@MadnessFc4 That league made Enzo a 100M player
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Man utd fans when we announce him in the summer
@centredevils
centredevils.
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🚨🚨🌕| It’s not concrete yet, but #mufc has aimed its arrows at Orkun Kökçü. The development of him is closely monitored by the club. Scouts were in the stands last Wednesday to scout him. Further approach is possible. [ @1908nl ]
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😭😭😭
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I’m cryin you’re such a weirdo can’t tell if you support us or Arsenal
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@WelBeast
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German Marcelo Bielsa.
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Starting a Trend 😁 Fred Kante
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Imagine if Fred scores this man would be screaming “PASTOR FFED PASTORRRR FREDDD”
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@utdreport @lauriewhitwell ego of Ronaldo ability of Royston Drenthe
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@ManUtd @Casemiro Saved you a click
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@utdreport I love how Ralf has no chill and just is upfront with everything I swear if Ten Hag isn’t an option I’d love him over Poch
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@UtdDistrict Great backup to Varane and Martinez
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He was in the Saudis league for 2 years, returned to the league and immediately won an away game against a top 9 club before Erik Ten Hag.
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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FT: Newcastle United 1-3 Nottingham Forest. Nuno's Nottingham Forest BEAT Newcastle United at their own ground! Next up: Manchester United.
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@Fs_BVB Weird way of saying Neves of the Wolves in the prem who are 15th in the table 😔
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@UtdSamm @lcfcgeorgee Your racism is unmatched
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You lot wouldn’t understand how proud the country would be of Sesko if he goes to united
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Factually Ten Hag is our worst manager post SAF yet our fanbase will swear on their lives he is the man to take us forward and other bullshit
@SanchoBaII
𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘆 🇵🇸
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We’re finishing in the BIG 9th position
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@che___xo To put this fully into the craziest stat perspective Juan Mata got more red cards for Man utd
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@TheFergusonWay TAA using his aura trying to stop Man City from exploiting his right side
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@Fs_BVB Are you sure he wasn’t thinking of Neves from Wolves (currently 16th in the table) who’s 1-0 down to Southampton?
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Missing someone
@Muppetiers
UnitedMuppetiers
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Leicester have spent over 90% of the last 2 seasons in the top 4 and will finish 5th twice.
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@TeamYouTube *T-series left the chat*
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@UtdYahz what kind of logic is this
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@JPoole_SZN @TheEuropeanLad @ESPNnl Oh I’m sorry he also got one against Liverpool
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I saw you fam
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FREDDDDDDD IVE WAITED SOOOOO LONGGGGG KINGGGG
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I love our fans sometimes skskks
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@EASPORTSFIFA @UtdBilly Improve Career mode
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@ASRomaEN Lmao massive dub admin
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@DB_Legends Thank you
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@TheEuropeanLad Basically to sum it up
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🍷
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@utdHarryy I can’t lie. You believing everything you read is concerning
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HOWWWW DO I PIN OTHER TWEETS?
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@osowxvyy that’s crazyyyyy
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@ManUtd ADMINNNN WITH THE LONG SHOT ADMIN WITH THE BEAUTIFUL GOAL!
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To this day I still have no idea the context of this video
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@TheFergusonWay Meme potential this
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@utdbrxy This one is far worse since it was given as a penalty
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That 100M for Antony might not be bad after all
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13K likes for blatant lies
David Moyes was sacked by yanited after 8 months, he waited 10 years to return to England yet still won a European trophy before Manchester United.
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@FabrizioRomano Stay safe Fabrizio.
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This ain’t healthy
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@eric_am9 Trolling to get interactions with no twitter blue is nasty
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Bruno is getting his first league goal vs Watford bookmark this if you don’t believe me
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@UtdPlug @MiguelDelaney Delaney with his KFC sources
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Fred coming home after the game yesterday emyping his pockets
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Big 2021 and people still think calling Ronaldo and Bruno “Penaldo” and “Penandes” is funny
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@UtdSamm @TheEuropeanLad @talkSPORT And just like you he’s also a racist old fart
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@AnamorphiaHD @BigGucciSoulja1 @UTDTrey @totalcristiano No muscles no nothing just teeth and vibes
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“Fuck it. Daniel James is there somewhere.”
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