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@Userfriendlylad

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Pain is temporary, but the glory, well, that's temporary too... the memories though! Fleeting.

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Joined April 2020
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4 months
Just had my dog, Max, put to sleep. I'm heartbroken. I just wanted to share this and let the world know how fucking amazing he was. I was hoping to take him to @krankenhaus this summer but not to be. I'll never forget you mate. 13 wonderful years. Love forever x
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10 months
@Aella_Girl SHOWERED 37??? and you only have a shit every other day?
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2 years
@depthsofwiki MY HEAD HURTS
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10 months
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6 months
@ianyoungkop The Dunning Kroner Effect Google it
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5 months
@StanCollymore I've given you his actual hair from back in the day 😁 suits yer
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@footballconfid1 @aravindg31 Calls us Tantrum FC when his original post was having a tantrum about a game not even involving his team or having any bearing on his team 😂😂😂
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@depthsofwiki I feel sorry for the dark blue kids
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5 months
@Super__City @StanCollymore LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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2 years
@SoVeryBritish I take it like a builder
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10 months
@ayeeuzi_ @tippyandtiffany @gayrawn It's the fact he said "is even that" rather than the correct "even is that" that makes me laugh, like he was so mad he fucked his words up
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@shitbritishpics There is no rear here
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5 months
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6 months
@dieworkwear These are the crime here
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10 months
@olliejustmoans @_luke1878_ Defo looks like one worked up tweet kiddo
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4 months
@thebodycoach @glastonbury WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS FESTIVAL christ, time and a place
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@susanstanwix @stevemcclure45 No you find it "distasteful" that she's not white
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7 months
@JamesPearceLFC Anyone moaning about season tickets, please can I have yours? Cheers
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10 months
@TheAnfieldWrap YES THE LADS
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@WhatWeWitnessed Man was lying, not big at all
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2 years
@Thebatmanofbelf Yeah he looks dead relaxed haha
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6 months
@hannah1989__ She so creepy
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6 months
@TheAnfieldWrap She looks back and laughs now 🤭
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6 months
@dieworkwear "We're gonna need a bigger tape"
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2 years
@electricalWSOP Mate. WE DO NOT PUT SALAD CREAM ON A CHIP BUTTY
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6 months
@PlanningShit They knocked that down?!
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6 months
@Shannxo You look the same except your head is bigger!
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2 years
@MrEricABlair @DaftLimmy Sunscreen and a hat you say? Tell us more
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2 years
@TheAnfieldWrap Darwin for obvious reasons
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@McGnasty @giantpoppywatch Extreme NONCER. Check your spelling.
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@Darren_Dutton Wait till she gets to 88
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@depthsofwiki Can't believe you deleted it 😋
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@shitbritishpics Three haircuts in one
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@taggysbar @swedishfish901 You are my new hero. Unbelievable
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9 months
@henrywinter I hope you're blocking all the people posting malicious comments about Liverpool fans, Henry
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6 months
@OhSoFu @_sxdes_ Explain for someone who has no idea who any of them are haha
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4 months
@LibDems Which seat did the dog win? I'd vote for that
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11 months
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2 years
@KieranMaguire No way they're legitimately raising all that income 😅
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6 months
@dandouglas Surely you'd be privileged for saying that's NOT too much to pay for beans??
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3 months
@dieworkwear Haha I was thinking about you when I saw him last night
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2 years
@ManMilk2 Well yeah, he's anti gay, that's why he was fleeing. If he was pro-gay he'd have been running TO it 😏
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@depthsofwiki Fallout Boy was a name coined in the Simpsons. The band nicked it from there
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2 years
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11 months
@TheAnfieldWrap The rest of them are still in Anfield
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2 years
@BassTunedToRed Exactly a third of his goals are pens and he still managed to completely sky the most important one in December
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8 months
@ChefReactions As a brit, I don't understand why Americans struggle with Worcestershire WU STER SHER also, massive fucking lol at the use of the liner hahahaha
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11 months
@michael_reid11 @BassTunedToRed How on earth do ppl even come up with these stats!
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4 months
@IamHappyToast Don't talk about what
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@TheBarmyArmy I'm an hour north of Manchester, no rain 'ere
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@lilyallen I've been up since 2 😆 Mogg's defeat sealed the win
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2 years
@YoSignals @amyhermes @wendynather I came to the comments for this gif
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2 years
@OTerrifying SHOCKED FACE
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@Shannxo Surely no one would ever be put in that position...
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10 months
@robbohuyton "Times of excitement" BUT I'M EXCITED THE WHOLE TIME I'M IN ANFIELD
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2 years
@AliceTalksFooty Hahahaha sod off The challenge was silly The red was correct
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4 months
@dieworkwear Are they entering a nascar team at the Olympics this year?
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2 years
@DaftLimmy Cut to them frantically checking every VHS box in the lounge. "I might have returned it by mistake" "Returned it? Where? The video shop? The fucking video shop? So every punter is laughing at us taking out a 25 grand loan with 18 grand interest?! Oh God, I feel sick."
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@AltcoinGordon @dieworkwear I don't understand "do to understand"
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2 years
@MetroOpinion Dear lord
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2 years
@elizamclamb Haha I've only seen this video once, years ago, and still recognise it as the alt J parody
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@sleafordmods Probably sick of playing the same record for the 16th time And the exact same set he did the last time round
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@depthsofwiki Never mind the pollocks, here's the peanut hole
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@wamalamadingdon @footballconfid1 @aravindg31 Funny that he says he's a "thinker" on his profile. Clearly bollocks.
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2 years
@BBCMOTD Pathetic from kane. Embarrassing
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@sam_s_cp "Sir, Kane is still playing too deep"
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@JamesPearceLFC Darwin Núñez is the first Premier League player to register at least 10 goals and 10 assists in all competitions this season.
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2 years
@tridim @Mik3Ferguson 100% lots of narcissists are so sure of themselves they're unrealistically self confident and secure
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@DuttyMonkey_ @wefail @EveryCountry Always makes me laugh when the intolerant try and criticise tolerant people for not tolerating the intolerant.
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2 years
@TheAnfieldWrap HAHAHA it happened 5 times
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@SpillerOfTea @Independent Where that person doesn't live
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@DaftLimmy Imagine you getting cancelled
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@wefail No idea who that is but the lip thing is clever haha
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@billybragg @glastonbury @BBC6Music Noooooo please please please don't take it down @_billy_nomates it was an amazing set and I want to watch it again. And please don't stop playing shows, I'm begging @AliceWasWearing @sleafordmods @jetfury
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