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@UncleKhana

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He/Him/Dad ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ โ€ข To whom much is given, much is tested ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

Azania, Izwe Lethu.
Joined July 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Basic ๐ŸŽฏ
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4 years
Someone in the comments wrote โ€œIf he wasnโ€™t going to kill me , heโ€™s definitely going to kill me after thisโ€ and I felt her ๐Ÿ’” .
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4 years
Due to rapid increase of #HumanTrafficking and sexual assault, I urge my fellow sisters to get this condom called Rapex condom, can be bought at any pharmacy, discherm and shoprite . You insert it before leaving the house and can only be moved at a clinic. Rt for more awareness.
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Iโ€™m cutting my hair, my girlfriend is making us food (she keeps pulling through to give me a taste of the various dishes ๐Ÿ˜‚) and weโ€™re singing along to Joyous Celebration 5. I highly recommend vat en sit.
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She said yes ๐Ÿฅ‚. I'm off the streets and back with the loml ouens. Fin.
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1 month
Second last update: She's been here since Sunday. Kupholiwe, kuCute. We've been showering together every morning & we've been chatting every evening - about life and love so it's been fruitful. Siyaya ke kla reservation yam and the last update will be how that goes.
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2 months
Uthando luDizzy kodwa. Indaba yam noCc is supposed to be chai but I went and broke into her house to fetch her laundry so I can wash it with mine bcs she's out on business this weekend. I know she's going to be running around like a headless chicken when she lands tonight and-
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1 year
The okes that have dance routines with their matesโ€ฆ when do you guys practice? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Waking my girlfriend up for work is always hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ingathi ndivusa iToddler for school. She hates waking up, she hates mornings - akazenzi shame ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚. First attempt always has her pulling in closer to be held or cuddled so I snooze for 10 mins and hold her. When the -
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She just called to tell me she's on her way back from the office and brozzz SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVES ME AT THE END OF THE CALL ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ! Nah let me book a table so I can ask for iLove Back this weekend siyeke lento kaOp en Af man nomntu wam ๐Ÿค”. Yhini iLover yam madoda ๐Ÿฅน.
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2 months
Update: uCc came STRAIGHT here with her bestie (into abadakwe yona ๐Ÿ˜ญ??? - maziyekwe iBottomless mimosas) I just wiped off her make up and she's in my bed with water and wings. Sizobona ba ithini into yakhe later or in the morning ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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Goated.
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ben!โœจ
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43. What is your favourite tweet?
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9 months
You genuinely do and life goes on man.
@kammythulo
kammy. ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
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you really do get over people hey? yho.
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4 years
Someone said โ€œFind a part of you that's not your boyfriend's girlfriend, a part of you that's not your child's parent. There is still you as an individual that you need to find and take care of.โ€ Felt ๐Ÿค.
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2 months
Update: uCc came STRAIGHT here with her bestie (into abadakwe yona ๐Ÿ˜ญ??? - maziyekwe iBottomless mimosas) I just wiped off her make up and she's in my bed with water and wings. Sizobona ba ithini into yakhe later or in the morning ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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2 months
Uthando luDizzy kodwa. Indaba yam noCc is supposed to be chai but I went and broke into her house to fetch her laundry so I can wash it with mine bcs she's out on business this weekend. I know she's going to be running around like a headless chicken when she lands tonight and-
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1) When itโ€™s cold, you can make a plan to get warm. When itโ€™s hot, you canโ€™t even breathe. 2) Thereโ€™s no flies & mosquitoes bothering you. 3) A lekker shower and hearty food set you up for good nightโ€™s sleep. When itโ€™s hot sleep is a myth and the sweat? ๐Ÿคฃ
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But to be fair she held me down in a lot of times where I couldn't move because I was either sick or depressed and couldn't get out of bed so akwenzi mna, yintliziyo + gratitude for her existence that's at the forefront.
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New lease signed, keys in my pocket, leave approved, have a work function today so I'm defs getting lit bcs andingeni ngomso and life is just looking peaceful man ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ. Sibonga okuncane, sibonge nokukhulu ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ.
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I honestly just want a warm and consistent love. Something that isnโ€™t moved by other energies. Something that blooms in the toughest moments and is calming in the storms.
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When I come here and tweet about my girlfriend, this is the girlfriend okes ๐Ÿฅบ. Youโ€™re so beautiful Bhelekazi ๐Ÿฅบ.
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Ingaske zonke iWeekends zibe njena in terms of iLength ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
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2 months
specifically worrying about her work uniform so here I am washing it. I'm also going to tidy her place up bcs she clearly left in a rush and I'll dish up a plate for her to chow when she lands as well. Ay' ๐Ÿ’€.
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alarm goes off again she'll moan in frustration while I gently tell her to wake up. She'll open her eyes slightly and look at me in disbelief before getting up & we get on with it. She stays quiet until we're back from the shower - only after that will the chats start ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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3 years
Women with tiDDies, fupas, thick thighs, soft rolls on their backs and cute buns topped w a gorgeous face are more than elite bro ๐Ÿฅบ. Qamata really snapped w that breed of hunnies ๐Ÿฅบ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ.
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My new header? ๐Ÿ˜ณ Ngl, I don't think I'll ever get used to how gorgeous my girlfriend is. Moer!
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1 year
Not bi but andikho strict ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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Iโ€™ve had a crush on this girl for 7 years! Ndamโ€™ ncanywa ndise yi laaitie lomntana. I never thought I was good enough for her, never thought Iโ€™d hear her calling me baby ๐Ÿฅบ. Now make her wet bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ. She cuddles up to ME and wants MY protection? Feels like a fucking dream ๐Ÿ˜ญโ™ฅ๏ธ.
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Second last update: She's been here since Sunday. Kupholiwe, kuCute. We've been showering together every morning & we've been chatting every evening - about life and love so it's been fruitful. Siyaya ke kla reservation yam and the last update will be how that goes.
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Update: uCc came STRAIGHT here with her bestie (into abadakwe yona ๐Ÿ˜ญ??? - maziyekwe iBottomless mimosas) I just wiped off her make up and she's in my bed with water and wings. Sizobona ba ithini into yakhe later or in the morning ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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11 months
Undisputed.
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@chengo_lawrence
Tฤงe mรธnthnd ๐ŸŽด
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17. Favorite picture/video of 2023?
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@MbaliThePetunia She has the keys to my place and I have the keys to hers so I didn't break in in the true sense of the word ๐Ÿ˜‚. We'll see what gives.
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Ndiyadikwa.
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tido bling
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One thing about you?
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9 months
"uyajola outside of this ntwana yam?"
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Chioma โ
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5. First date question??
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The new year means I start consultations and preparations for my top surgery and I'm nervous but also VERY happy.
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In the streets with @__sigher ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿฝ.
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Flat doggy w consistent lekker strokes until we both reach the top. Her proceeding to plead with you to not disembark and to just park in her for a few. Ey ๐Ÿ˜”.
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Nah I'm GONE gone majita and andiz'boni ndibuya kanjani. Ndimthanda fucked up lomntana! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
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As someone who has dated victims that are still trying to heal from this brand of assault - I wish this woman nothing but hell. Juliet is part of the problem and there are MORE women that think like her. Thatโ€™s why our sisters, cousins and girlfriends hesitate to speak up-
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As a woman, I understand that rape is not just bad but evil and traumatizing. And should be treated as a serious crime. But to give someone 200 years in prison because of rape? Honestly, I think that's too much
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While your handbrake is up: โ€ข Full clutch - ufake u1 โ€ข Let go of the clutch and step on the accelerator moderately until you hear the car rev. โ€ข When the car is revving and you can hear it roaring and ready to move and itโ€™s no longer stalling - hlisa iHandbrake and eat.
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Guys quick question, how do I make sure the car doesn't slide back when there are other cars on a steep hill? Please it's urgent ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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My dad just said โ€œawusemhle boyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญโ™ฅ๏ธ ! I almost shat myself ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ .
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Yhini uBhabha wam mannn! ๐Ÿฅน
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10 months
To be fair... sonke siyabona ba kuse bottle store apha majita ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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Slushy zase Komani have alcohol ๐Ÿ˜…
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1 year
โ€œPakna in crimes.โ€ ๐ŸŽฐ
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@ulxma I'm embarrassed to be a man sometimes. This is disgusting.
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Being a trans man is a lot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Your family thinks youโ€™re a freak. The cis men donโ€™t rate you as a man. The cis huns want โ€˜realโ€™ ๐Ÿฅด pipe so itโ€™s an immediate no for them when they learn that you donโ€™t have those goods ๐Ÿ˜‚ . Ka mo youโ€™re overly sexualized by the geighs-
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We love sluts โœŠ๐Ÿฝ.
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@the_real_spk Yho mnganamโ€™ I shot my shot and loved her nda decideโ€™a ba nguMama wakwam lo and acted accordingly ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ.
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4 years
Thank you for sharing โ™ฅ๏ธ. Hi, I'm Khana and I havenโ€™t been diagnosed with any mental health conditions but I got beaten for being queer for +- 9 years by my mother & I donโ€™t like loud people/places bcz she was loud when she got abusive so I get triggered. Letโ€™s destigmatise โ™ฅ๏ธ.
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3 years
Okes will hit on my hun and sheโ€™ll always say โ€œBathong wena, have you seen my man? Please donโ€™t bore me.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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I wonder diBookmarks ke tsa eng? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿฝ
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Incense lit. Windows open. Private School yanos blazing. Downing a cold beer. Nibbling on biltong. Steady waiting for the madam to come home so we can shower and head out. Pholas.
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4 years
Betting on getting my first shot of testosterone soon soon ๐Ÿคงโค๏ธ . Fuck I can't wait ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
Baba i๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ iCela imali ngemihla ngemihla. iSinkwa ungasโ€™nika laba ba straight ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ. Amen.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
4 years
Filters enhance and radiate whatโ€™s there . uGrand lomntana still ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ qha nina nifuna abantwana babantu babe ngoPearl Thusi bonke . Vtsekini majita .
@NickyNesh_
Sosa.
4 years
Haowa ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. La di bona di Filter tsa lona mara
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
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has to be seeing the underwear that looks like strings or small cuts of cotton or lace up next to my boxers drying out ๐Ÿ˜‚. Those always fascinate me bcs they look so cute on the owners but they also look MAD uncomfortable & I wonder how they do it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway izobonana ouens.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
A lot of people ask me what I identify as and this is my answer. Iโ€™m attracted to femininity in all its shapes and forms. So everything from feminine presenting women, to feminine presenting men or non binary folk that have feminine characteristics or mannerisms ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 months
That hun on my header is busy showering and I miss her. We've both been doing our own things the whole day - time weekends are usually our bonding time. Ndicinga uyom'hlupha especially because the supper I made us is ready ๐Ÿซ .
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
2 months
@mihlxli Ininzi i4 klippa and i15th is 3 days away - you can do this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
2 years
@___Pesta We were being dragged for having loyalty cards the other day. Hela?
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
Woke up and decided to iron the wig my girlfriendโ€™s finna wear today so she could spend that 30 mins doing other things. Iโ€™m such a wholesome boyfriend ๐Ÿค”. Damn.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
4 years
Fuck heartbreak. Have you ever outgrown someone you were sincerely fond of but then you miss them so much out of nowhere? Worst scenario is when yโ€™all donโ€™t talk like that no more ๐Ÿ‘€. Adulting ke masepa joe.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
2 years
+1 ๐ŸŽˆ Happy Birthday King Kay ๐Ÿฅ‚. We're growing and glowing my laaitie ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅ‚.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
2 years
Loving a dog and it loving you back is something everyone has to experience at least once in their lives. It's such an amazing experience.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
@keke_kaykay2 Itโ€™s the person that carrying on singing like nothing happened for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
As a Xhosa man Iโ€™m proud to say I can hear the difference between SePedi, seTwana and SeSotho now ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
8 months
Need to start stacking mass again.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
1 year
Women built like this are going to be the end of me and itโ€™s okay ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ .
@grandtheftnoise
๐Š๐š๐ค๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐ข ๐‡๐š๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐Ÿ•ธ
1 year
๐ŸŒš
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
1 year
@uMluNyokana Thereโ€™s no way ๐Ÿ˜ญ. How are you in sync there and then? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
2 months
@Qaqambha She's deserving.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
Very situation dependent this one. Lip kisses are standard pls. Tongue is for when the mood is peaking and we bout to get nasty or better yetโ€ฆ when Iโ€™m deep stroking. If you stick your tongue down my throat at the shops I will stop kissing you bcs wenzani mfethu? ๐Ÿ’€
@PalesaLegodi
Gabhadiya ๐ŸŒˆ
3 years
Lip kissing or tongue kissing?
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
4 years
The proper question to ask is when the liquor stores are opening ...? Not lekaka .
@biggestticket_3
Prync3
4 years
How Long Was Your Longest Relationship??๐Ÿ‘€
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
1 year
Iโ€™ve planned a handful of girlfriend proposals and none came into fruition for various reasons. I finally got one in the bag today and Iโ€™m proud to say kumnandi ushela umntu omaziyo that ugcwele ngawe๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
11 months
I feel so full because I signed a voluntary demotion for my mental and physical health. I was drowning and I think this will be so good for me. I'm such a a happy chap.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
You know a woman is beautiful when she goes bald and sheโ€™s still peng.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
1 year
Having a deep Xhosa accent when speaking your mother tongue but naturally speaking English in an oke/lad accent ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ.
@tinaistye
TYE
1 year
okay, whatโ€™s xhosa math?
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
1 year
1) If youโ€™re still a student and youโ€™re still financially dependent on your rents then they can keep you on. They usually want your proof of admission every year (check what the cut off age is - if there is one on your medical aid) 2) Alternatively, after your 21st birthday -
@drihanna_dm
diamante ๐Ÿค
1 year
Wow being kicked out of medical aid cause youโ€™re over 21 is so painful ๐Ÿ’”
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
2 years
โ€œLike sand through the hour glass so are the days of our lives in South Africaโ€ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
@DMN4ever
DMN4ever๐Ÿ˜˜
2 years
What does this mean?.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
4 years
Hayโ€™ Kenneth Mashaba ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ. Peep his tee in frame 2 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ !
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
My toxic trait is being able to detach, instantaneously keep it moving and never looking back.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
1 month
Also... I'm afraid kumnandi uhlala nomntu onguCc ๐Ÿค”. It's randomly walking into different edible-smelling fragrances as she's getting ready. From body mists, skin products to perfumes or seeing make up and hair products next to the boring man skin stuff and all. My favourite-
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
4 years
The week isnโ€™t even over yet I bagged a business partner and someone called me up to be their personal trainer . Guys ? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿฝ
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
3 years
Yโ€™all donโ€™t like your partners. Let your person know uvukile and carry on with life, yintoni enzima?
@MprueDie
bhutโ€™ omdala
3 years
I think what bores me about relationships is that you canโ€™t just wake up and tweet because for some stupid reason you need to tell your partner that youโ€™re up. What if you donโ€™t feel like it for the first 3 hours?! Relationships can be very invasive bru, lets be honest
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
2 years
@xhosa_aquarian Usebenzile mama, this is beautiful ๐Ÿฅ‚. uThixo akuphe amandla to carry on building gracefully ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ.
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๐๐ช๐จ๐›๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐š
1 year
This was a legendary tweet. Youโ€™ll forever be famous mfethu ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฝ!
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