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@UmEarth2Chelsea

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Writer. Curator of awkward moments. Stevie Wonder enthusiast.

Alabama
Joined March 2011
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
Chelsea Sims
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Genesis speaks directly to the role & necessity of imagination. Art has never been trivial. The opening line of the Bible, five words in, is the only way we survive—the only way we have our being. “In the beginning, God created.”
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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“Ariel wasn’t Black!” & Jesus wasn’t white. Cope.
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2 years
“Meet me at the altar in your white dress. We ain’t gettin’ no younger, we might as well do it” is so ugly.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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1 month
A Black woman vs. A caucasian convict Even Shonda couldn’t write this rhyme.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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2 years
This is your reminder that in 2015, #LakeithSmith (a 15-year-old), was sentenced to 65 years in prison for the death of his friend who was murdered by an Alabama police officer. Lakeith is now 23, still in prison, & yes- you read the first sentence correctly.
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I wholeheartedly understand André disappearing with a flute.
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2 years
March came in the house & didn’t even speak.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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1 year
I want my timeline to come here real quick. Enjoy the #Oscars tonight, but remember: Black creativity is the sun. Black creativity will be the sun even when the white gaze pretends it is not there. We do not need permission to rise. We give you life.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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“We already knew Tevin Campbell was gay.” I don’t care if you wait until you’re 97 & on your deathbed to come out. It’s beautiful, brave, and worth celebrating- especially in a world that already hates you.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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“Let me go check on these gd garbanzo beans.”
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Kyla Jenée Lacey
4 months
Ari Lennox be talking about the most random shit in her lyrics, fucking behind trash cans, stained pillowcases, late rent and Coke Zero, but please believe that shit slides every time!!!!
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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In other words: “The jokes I steal from Black people don’t land in a predominantly Black city. Most of my material is on the edge of racism. It’s easy to realize that I’m not funny when my target audience isn’t present.”
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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Katt has a tendency to veer off into an outrageous lie after telling the truth. What provoked him to say he was 8 years old reading 3,000 books per year?
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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2 years
A movie with these two at odds. Please.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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3 months
The most overlooked & unused mental health tool? INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ. John Coltrane. Duke Ellington. Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers. Gene Ammons. Thelonius Monk. So many more… It finds your blues & ministers to it. Jazz might be the love of my life.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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Thought about Michael K. Williams, so here’s his smile 💛
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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2 years
I’ve never closed & avoided anything faster than these two books.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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3 years
Dear Birmingham, don’t spend a dime at The Southern Kitchen & Bar. They threatened to weaponize the police to enforce a dress code (that they don’t have) on a Black woman yesterday.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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4 months
Lyric Ross stole every scene as Deja on ‘This Is Us.” THE Sterling K. Brown was a better actor when sharing the screen with her. Her delivery was breathtaking.
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@ScriptsByJames
James Is READY TO STAFF
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Question for anyone who writes or watches TV: What are some examples of GREAT characters who were introduced BEYOND the first season? Could be a new love interest, rival, villain, arch nemesis, suspect, family member. But their arrival CHANGED the entire show for the better.
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All of the flowers belong to “Napkins.” The conversation between Tina & Mikey was an ode to everyone just trying to try. Not looking for a title, not competing, not even sure… but trying. LIZA COLÓN-ZAYAS!!!!!!!!!!! #TheBear
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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My God. #SnowfallFX was a tale of addiction. Whether you’re chasing a high, a dollar, or power… it ultimately leads to ruins. The transformation of Franklin Saint is something I’ll never stop feeling. This series is the purpose of storytelling. #SnowfallFX
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@nnsph @iamrhodyleen If I’m reading the translation correctly, I don’t understand your point. Mentioning the wig is necessary because it lets people know that her appearance will be different from the photo.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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2 years
Trying to understand how this rubbed some of you the wrong way. The sun is a great source for reality & happy feelings.
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@Jamellpelle Like… please get out of my face 😂
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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3 years
Ruben Studdard when his 3 seconds of fame were expiring. Saw him in Publix, & he goes “yes, it’s me. I’m not doing pictures.” Sir, I’m over here looking for hotdog buns, move.
@francemothers
MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS.
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who was the ‘meanest’ celeb you’ve ever met?
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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. @JAlphonse_N used instagram live this evening to perform a piece of a one-man show written by @HowardLCraft . This man is a shapeshifter who can move seamlessly through emotions. Put him back on stage, and take my money! ‘FREIGHT: The Five Incarnations of Abel Green’
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@MadeleineAriel Because you’re stressed when you feel like you don’t look good. Getting your hair done relieves stress
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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She ain’t know Issa!
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@albertoutspoken
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She ain’t no Reba!!
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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January 1st has never inspired me to make statement’s like “I had a rough time this year, but I didn’t quit.” I absolutely gave up, and I’ll do it again if 2023 doesn’t know how to act. Strength is for sports & trees.
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@LovelyMnPeach 1) sprinkle comet 2) add your favorite all purpose spray to moisten & activate it 3) leave & don’t come back til your ancestors say it’s time 4) scrub like you’ve lost your mind
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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Also, you get older & find out how many of your older family members have anxiety. They call it “nerves.” Everything gets on their nerves. Their nerves are bad. Their nerves can’t take it. Without the proper language, they either self medicated with religion or substances.
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There was always a word for autism in the Black community. We just didn't know it was autism.
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The WGA won. Katori Hall can open up the doors to the Pynk.
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@WritingTheWrong They tried to hide the theft behind all that parsley & ruined it.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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1 year
@Forever_Jordyn_ Homophobia (even though he’s not gay).
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1 year
“You made that up.” Nah, that’s a colonizer.
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“She aINt BLaCk”
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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3 years
TO MAKE IT WORSE: they use photos of Black women in the EXACT SAME attire to promote their business while threatening to call the cops on us in reality.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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Happy ‘Octavia knew’ day to all who celebrate.
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What's your favorite crash out?
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3 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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& it’s gonna leave an ashy/matte residue when you’re done scrubbing. Spray all purpose again/wipe off or hit it with a little dish detergent/water.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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The author of this tweet doubled down on the statement with “Because of how patronizing and authoritative all of her quotes are. I can't find the softness that reminds me that she's a human that has made mistakes.” Toni writing about her friend, Jimmy:
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@psychonegraut
Burdened By What Has Been.
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Toni Morrison sounds like she would’ve been exhausting to be friends with, ngl 💀
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2 years
Cry? Confront myself? Tomorrow. Always tomorrow.
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2 years
@D_1andOnly_ “I go by Yun & I go dumb” kinda healed me a lil bit. Shifted the whole atmosphere.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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Mind you:
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@GovernorKayIvey
Governor Kay Ivey
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📍Rickwood Field I had a great time attending the tribute game celebrating the Negro Leagues. These legends paved the way, and tonight, we shined a light on the pioneering athletes who changed the way America plays ball forever.
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One of the managers watched her (from his phone while at home) enter, pay, & receive food while wearing a bralette top & jeans. He drives to the restaurant and also rudely approaches her & escorts her out.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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They deleted their Facebook page & made their IG private. Feel free to leave a Google review ✨
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@42hhjordan They don’t have a dress code. Also, go to hell. Maybe you’d feel comfortable there.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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To help, visit this website & share his story:
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@alexissTyler The way Olivia would be debating through them teeth.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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The “I’m ordering all about love” responses are lovely. Please stop living without bell hooks. Raise children who know bell hooks.
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@BateBlvd @Justitias_ That one & “You guys, tell me why this old nigga from my past hit me up talking about some ‘is your name Courtney?’ ” 😭
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@Phil_Lewis_ I don’t know what kind of trigger warning this needs; nevertheless, it needs.
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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This account is not a safe space for Ratt Mife fans. Explore other soil if that community is what you came here for.
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@MsAndrea3000 I think we’re all aware he has nothing to do with this. I’m simply referencing peace during chaos, and I’m dramatic 🫶🏾
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@MixedByTyBandit Nick nack paddy wack
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@UmEarth2Chelsea
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Hey. You have no business talking to yourself like that. You don’t even deserve the thoughts you’re letting in. They don’t belong to you. They’re echoes of wounded voices projecting sounds that didn’t belong to them either. Close that door before you let all your God out.
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@PaulB_Trades They had an item on the menu called “Plantation Pimento Cheese Dip”
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@OVeezyy That can’t be an enjoyable experience for the person on the receiving end.
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@MeriamMetoui I’m not sure why people feel the need to edit these. They’re literally stunning. This is THE ONE.
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@Karnythia “Let me know when it gets to botherin’ ya.”
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“I rebuke you in the name of Jesus” has always been a church lady’s armor. The language of a heart whose weapons can’t be seen. A strong tower when she is in the midst of evil. I’ve only known demons to tremble at that name. #SonyaMassey
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@brooklynrwhite This one deserves a solo.
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Last thought: I’m never watching this episode again. I will delusionally remember Franklin the way I knew him. #SnowfallFX
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@missminarose Amazing grace
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I say we unplug the internet, find pen pals, circulate folktales, and get Khadijah to reopen Flavor Magazine.
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@JesikaMonet & the painful gas that gets trapped feels like a stab wound 😭
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@Pope9891 Return of the mack!
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Love to see it 💃🏾
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This is a BLT with eggs added, and y’all keep asking her for the recipe.
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@Sith_lawd They admitted they don’t have a dress code.
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@roywoodjr “Oprah?! Lawd hammercy. Come on now, Nique! They gon’ shut my podcast down. I’m finna be outta business.”
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