Did Boris Johnson just tell us that "The problem is not the schools, but the mixing of people and families within the schools"?
YES. WE DIDN'T THINK THE VIRUS WAS IN THE ACTUAL BRICKS AND PIPES OF THE BUILDING. CHEERS.
FUCK SAKE.
@kevinmousley
@LukePagarani
@jimwaterson
I hear people say this, but you don't just get more conservative as you get older like it losing your hair. People get more conservative because they start to aquire more private wealth. The majority of 18-30 from now on will struggle to even buy a house.
"If my poppy offends you, then you can fuck off!! PC culture gone mad. Everyone is offended nowadays. No-one can take a joke. Its my right to free-speech."
[James McClean doesn't wear a poppy]
"I am offended. I hope someone breaks his legs."
If Laura Piddock has lost her seat, then this country never gave a fuck about MP’s standing up for their constituents. They had an MP who truly cared about the most vunderable in their community. Fucking diabolical.
@drmistercody
The US: “we have soldiers based in the Middle East to help keep the peace”
Also the US: “Whoops sorry didn’t know we were getting in the way of you trying to ethnically cleanse the Kurds our bad just making sure we good”
Breaking: Wasps face relegation after filing notice in the High Court of their intention to appoint an administrator, as the financial crisis in English club rugby deepens.
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Understand Sporting and Coventry have now reached verbal agreement on €24m fee for Viktor Gyökeres, here we go! 🟢🦁🇸🇪
#transfers
Just payment terms and installments structure are left then documents will be signed. Huge one for Sporting as many clubs wanted Gyökeres.
Bumped into Coventry City’s manager Mark Robins at Alton Towers. I was wearing my city polo shirt and he looked at the badge and acknowledge it and me .
“What should be in the background?”
“A Chelsea badge, a Manchester United badge… then maybe an advert for Agatha Christie’s ‘The Trap’ and some sort of AI generated Only Fools and Horses poster?”
“Consider it done”
“Man City called, they said they want a retro kit this year”
“Just give them the one we gave Coventry City 10 years ago but change colour of the collar and slap the badge in the middle”
Give “Unmasking A Fugitive”, a half hour documentary about Nicholas “Arthur Knight” Rossi the BAFTA for this 30 second sequence alone. The payoff at the end is incredible.
Checking Graham Linehan's twitter feed to see if he's finally stopped being a prick feels like being one of those Chernobyl technicians who kept hopelessly going back to see if the core was still there just to be given an extremely lethal dose of radiation poisoning instead.
We are aware of concerns raised following a Twitter post by a member of staff.
@northumbriauni
is committed to combatting racial inequality in all its forms and we have adopted the IHRA definition of antisemitism. We are investigating the complaints raised as a matter of urgency
@MaraWilson
What part of Cat is a descendant of Dave Lister's pregnant pet house cat Frankenstein, whose descendants evolved into a humanoid form over three million years while Lister was in suspended animation don't you understand?
🗣: Mark Robins spoke after the final whistle at Oxford and gave an update on the fitness of Liam Kelly and also addressed the speculation around Callum O'Hare.
#PUSB
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