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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

5 days

"I put period blood in my husband's food but was shocked by what happened afterwards"

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

25 days

"Peter Obi is not fit to rule Nigeria, he has no structure, he cannot even pull a crowd". Until Esther Umoh, the official photographer of PO's presidential campaign showed us another narrative. Happy Birthday Esther 🥳. PS; if you're single, I have one Igbo Odogwu for you.

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Uche The Sales Man

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This gender called "man". Every lady needs to read this. 💔 Shameless

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Uche The Sales Man

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What God is doing through pst Jerry Eze is undeniable. It's my prayer for him that he remains humble and does not fall like other great men. 🙏🏽

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@007Soja Just imagine. "His riffle was already cocked and his safety catch was on rapid". Is it a war zone? Are they criminals? Were they armed? This Matter tire me o! #EndSARS ASAP!

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Uche The Sales Man

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Indeed. There's nothing not to love about pst Jerry Eze. His Steeze His anointing His childlikness His consistency His prayerfulness His family life His leadership skill His love and passion for his and his people. He's a true definition of an MOG. May God keep him 🙏🏽

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@UchetheSalesMan I love pastor Jerry Eze ... His ministry has blessed thousands of lives .

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I look forward to the days when Nigerians, South Africans, Zimbabweans and other Africans will gather in Johannesburg, Enugu, or Harare, eating Banku & fried egg, with laughter and brotherly love, rather than have Bolt for Bolt banters. Peace People 😍

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Uche The Sales Man

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Why would a church pastor behave this way all because of money? If you were the wife, would you take matters into her own hands?

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@UchetheSalesMan

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@EstherUmoh10 This is so beautiful. Not only your pictures but your narrations. From Peter Obi to Victor Osimhen and the Nigerian Super Eagles, you keep bringing life to images. How you do it, I don't know-but, It's absolutely stunning. Kudos Esther 👏

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Uche The Sales Man

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LoL. What do we advise this lady now? 😄

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@phunky____ Hey

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@phunky____ Hey! IFB

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Marrying is such a big deal these days. Dami got married to her heartrobe in Sep 2023, flew to be with her husband in Oct of the same year. Got a juicy paying job the same month & just recently had a set of twins. Were you expecting bad news? Sorry oh, not every marriage is bad

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Uche The Sales Man

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After snatching her besty's husband, she got HIV 😲

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Uche The Sales Man

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@phunky____ Hey, IFB asap!!

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Again I'll say this; there's nothing not to love about pst Jerry Eze. His Steeze His anointing His childlikness His prayerfulness His family life His leadership skill His love and passion for his and his people.A true blessing to Nigerians & the world Happy Birthday PJ

Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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What God is doing through pst Jerry Eze is undeniable. It's my prayer for him that he remains humble and does not fall like other great men. 🙏🏽

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Uche The Sales Man

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Sister Rose, who deceived you that the way to a man's heart is through his belly? I mean, how can you see a full fledged, beautiful, visionary, God's own designed man & all you can think about to draw his heart, is to send him a cooler of food? Its like you people don't rate us-

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I want to believe this is for content purpose else, the "two both of you" i.e, both you that cheated & the Eddie that sent you to carry out this walk of shame, need to be bundled in one room & given premium flóggíng because, what on earth are two children doing in a relationship

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Uche The Sales Man

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18 days

@d_ocheido I think some people underestimate the devil and his ability to influence men. I mean, he influenced angels, who were in God's presence daily, to rebel against God, yet we think too little of him in influencing men. LoL. You're right ma, everything is a tool in his hands

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Uche The Sales Man

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@phunky____ Hello

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@Solomon_Buchi "Life is much more than ring light and drama"! That hit differently. Very awesome piece MOG, the earlier we begin to celebrate genuine sacrifice and hard work, the better for us. the worse are those that criticize fathers of faith. What a generation. HBD to pst Jerry Eze

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Uche The Sales Man

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The responses are mind blowing! I bet you didn't expect the last one 🙃

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Back then when we only listened to gospel songs produced by foreigners, Pastor Nathaniel Bassey gave us the "book of life". That song made me think of life after death and got me to reflect more on my attitude. May the God of Adeboye be with you sir Happy Birthday 🎂🥳

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Uche The Sales Man

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No one is useless. You're either a good example or a good example of a bad example.

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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Forget petrol for one minute, what was your favorite Psquare jam?

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

5 years

@MobilePunch I hope this excitement continues after 1week of return. God helps us all in this country

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

23 days

Behold, a billionaire, Dr Cosmas Maduka, worth over $800,000,000, roughly N616billion. Sweating it out on the street & asking you to surrender to Jesus. Will you? Also, while others are propagating hàte btw Igbos & Yorubas, these two, partnered to do this. Jesus is the equalizer

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Uche The Sales Man

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In the midst of the Osimhen saga, what I see is a man who has built his value so high that locals and foreigners are bidding for him. The same way Onyeka, a little girl from the South East, became a world renowned artist. Whatever your hand finds to do, do it well.

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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You won't believe this thread ... Parents need to watch their precious kids

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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If you're poor, it is your fault.

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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Enisa and Onyeka were good friends from childhood. Their parents were both Nigerians living in SA 🇿🇦 before they got transferred to Ghana for ministry, as both parents were pastors. Their bond was so tight, Ghanaians thought they were sisters. They both vowed to sexual chastity-

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Both of you should Run a full medical test since he is the one you marrying.

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Uche The Sales Man

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Uche The Sales Man

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Why doesn't anybody look pretty on their passport, did The Federal Government place a law that we must not smile or look demure and cutesy? Dear Nigerians, South Africans and the whole of earth, I find this more troubling than Just 50k or Room 4

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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As my mum's sister, Aunty Esther will always say; "Real Nigerians have Eba for breakfast, not cereal". Gabe & I tried this trick back in uni, only to end up sleeping in class!😂 Eba is great, but make sure you're productive during the day, so they don't sack you at work.

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Uche The Sales Man

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@Jen2Gain Ifb all

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@UchetheSalesMan

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As a kid, before relocating to the South East, Thieves broke into our home and took all they could. I just hope they are still living off what they stole from us. Vanity is indeed vanity-avoid criminality

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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WOW, I think I've found love in Miss Kwara.😍 Anyways, What do you think about the Osimhen transfer matter? Some say he's 25 hence, can afford to play in Saudi before returning to Europe. Would you rather go for the money if it were you? Did Chelsea make the right move though?

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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@dreadnstyn #YouSmellNice IFB asap!

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As a kid, which device was mostly used to reset your No 6 (brain)? • Hand? • Slippers? • Broom? • The rod of correction by Apostle Paul? or • All of the above?

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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Join our healthy challenge for the month of September. The door to my DM is wide open ☺️ Happy birthday Esther

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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Precious relocation to South East, as a uniben fresh grad, was as risky as sportybet, but became the beginning of her success story. Today, she advises Nigerians, South Africans & everyone to take th@ bold step towards ur goals. Life is risky, but not taking that step is riskier

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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By the time the rapture happens, some people will be left here arguing about Yourba vs Igbos, lagbaja or don jazi, RCCG & Adeboye, Peter Obi or Atiku, mbappe, Messi & Osimhen, or whether Jesus is even real or not. LoL, I hope you won't be among them sha. Accept Christ Now. 😊

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Uche The Sales Man

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One thing I've learnt from this Tyrese matter is that, money is the cheapest thing to get and keep. Relationship however is the hardest, but more profitable. Whatever you do, marry right

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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Every girl is single until proven married. Bro, do not let "I am in a relationship" hinder you from grabbing your missing rib. Yours Angrily, @UchetheSalesMan ✍️

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

2 months

Mr. X was the legendary drunkard of our street. This man didn't just wake up on the wrong side of the bed; he woke up on the tipsy side! Brushing his teeth with ogogoro? Check. Tucking himself into bed with a bottle of gin under his armpit like a teddy bear? Absolutely. Now,

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

5 years

@serbehronash @eraniya_osogbo I'm interested in your sister, How much is the Dowry?

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Uche The Sales Man

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Dear single, the weather is not "for two" but for hot boiled corn or hot Okpa.

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Uche The Sales Man

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Dear South Africa , there was no loser. Africa won 😁 My heart goes out to Izzy Adesanya, glad to see he's taking it well, a true sportsman.

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Uche The Sales Man

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@jaiyemond2 @Morris_Monye Mahn.... this is so hilarious!!!🤣🤣

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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@xeenarh Great CV here. 👏👏 On a curious note though, and I do wish you'd respond, how did It happen/when & why did you decide to soar the part of a lesbian? Thanks in anticipation?

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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This is not only a goal for me, it is part of my purpose. May God bless all those of us seeking to marrying right and having a blissful "forever" journey

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@ishtCrayCray

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Is this your goal as well?

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This is not Staged. God of pst Jerry Eze, pls come through for me this year! 😭

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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@SpiricocoNg So much butterflies in my belly reading through the comments because, It shows the church functioning as a body, irrespective of our different churches and pastors. This is great hope, that the future will not be filled with doctrinal fights but will be, one body in Christ.

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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Go write down your prayer requests. This is your miracle service

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"Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us.” - Ephesians 3:20 (KJV) Precious Saints, send in your Prayer Requests for AUGUST MIRACLE SERVICE - KOINONIA ABUJA CENTER via the link below.

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Uche The Sales Man

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They say he's 25, LoL. I planned to get married at 25, then moved it to 28, then 30, now I'm above that and still single. The Nigerian economy can humble a man, esp if you wanna marry an igbo girl 😅

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Uche The Sales Man

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@mano_doll1 @Realjoebobo @maNo__Doll GN,GM,GA... Always Available to #FB . Except I'm in the toilet though. Lol

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@ab_sync Hi

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@Phunky______ @Abosolt91947997 Hola

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Uche The Sales Man

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Although we're Igbos, my mum fluently speaks yoruba & after residing in the north, I can tell that these divisions are created by men-to rule men. That my name is Onyeka, Adeboye or Aisha shouldn't matter but my character & values. Let us change the narrative rather than fuel it

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Uche The Sales Man

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@ugakid01 Funny, even our masquerades don't look this bad

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@d___vyne @BiyiThePlug Anoda angle...😂 Underated tweet walahi

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@amillion_jack Indeed. There's nothing not to love about pst Jerry Eze. His Steeze His anointing His childlikness His consistency His prayerfulness His family life His leadership skill His love and passion for his and his people. He's a true definition of an MOG. May God keep him 🙏🏽

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Uche The Sales Man

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The world is yet to understand how much they need the Church. And no, this is not because of the several fake MOGs or wrong teachings you find around, but because the devil has mastered the art of manipulating men to k!ll what they need but chase after what will k!ll them. This-

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Let's end this; iPhone 16 or Samsung?

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When the opportunity to study business practically was presented, the Igbos were her first choice. Sarah, who grew up as the only child of a #singlemom back Accra, traveled down to onitsha, where she had the privilege to live just a stone throw to Peter Obi's residence-

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Uche The Sales Man

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@Sports_Doctor2 Haha! That's Queen Amarachi Immaculata, former beauty queen, Miss Nigeria, amongst other titles. Congratulations to her and her hubby. Igbo girls are very intentional, see what 20k can get you in 2024, & it included their flights to UK 😁

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Uche The Sales Man

@UchetheSalesMan

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Dm @MrMbulazi_SA @complexrori or for an massive active lob group

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Haha! That's Queen Amarachi Immaculata, former beauty queen, Miss Nigeria, amongst other titles. Igbo girls are very intentional, see what N20k can get you in 2024!😁

SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️)

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This bride paid this UK based MC and DJ 10k each in 2013 that they will both MC and DJ at her wedding in faith. 11 years later in 2024, they’re both going to MC and DJ at her wedding for the 10k each she paid them. Now, this is FAITH!!!!!!!!

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@Sports_Doctor2 Hahahaha This was how some people misbehaved during the last administration, until they suffered for 8yrs. We still haven't learnt our lessons

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@DiscussingFilm Oh dear, what a true legend. Simba has gone to be with the kings in the clouds. RIP Legend 🙌

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@PremiumTimesng "Cold room" is not the problem, anywhere can be a cold room. They should fish out the lecturers involed in the act

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Uche The Sales Man

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The first day I met Chidimma-our rising star as I fondly call her- I knew she would contest for the Miss Universe Nigeria in the coming years. Rather than be a BIG FOOL and wait for manner to fall from the sky, she decided to take her shot at promoting/modeling for brands. As-

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@Row_Haastrup This was so beautiful to watch. Another win for Jesus. What we prayed for is coming to reality. More people of influence will come into the fold in the coming years. We pray the body of Christ has enough decernment to accept them and mentor them till they mature. Congratulations

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@sheyirealtor @ProfOsinbajo You mean, come back and take a selfie with the president😀

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@d_ocheido "Preparing to freeze spiritually" That part struck hard! Well done ma 💯

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@Morris_Monye Are we still working with LP though?

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We produce, you buy.

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@Sports_Doctor2 A great man indeed. Knew him during nysc in umuahia. A man with genuine love for people. Happy Birthday pst Jerry Eze

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@Sports_Doctor2 Thank you for sharing this Sir. We shall be loud about the Jesus we believe and hold dear. After-all, we're doing the world a great service

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@SugarLove779 @Salemyema @yemachoe IFB

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@Morris_Monye I wonder why this sounds abnormal in our time