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@UcantcallmeVal

4 years

My mom said she can take us to the civil war if your mom picks us up

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Lisa Barlow Stan Account

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1 year

I am convinced that the people who hate this season of Ted Lasso never liked the show and do not understand it. There are a million parallels from season 1 to season 3 in every single episode. I am truly wondering if I’m watching the same show Twitter shits on week after week

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1 year

@WrittenByHanna Maam this is satire her entire account is satire. Plz.

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3 years

My fall plans / The Delta Variant

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6 years

I read that it’s good to give corgis a job on their walks so I bought Welly a backpack to carry things for us but nothing will fit in the small pouches so he’s just really happy carrying around pantry items

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1 year

It’s actually tragic Rinna was paused bc now we have to wait until #RHOBH premiers to see why Kyle and Mauricio are divorcing when Rinna would have leaked that shit to Page Six for the quick check…

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20 days

One thing about Luann, she’s gonna whack Bethenny every chance she gets

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Luann: “People were saying to me - Here you’re doing British Vogue and Bethenny is getting kicked out of Chanel (chuckles in Cuntress)” 💀😜

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5 years

@supercoolkidou @cleanupcrw How tf is this an unpopular opinion. He’s the greatest producer and artist of all time. Everyone had to actually admit this if they don’t want to

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1 year

@dontblameklara Same, but also his grandmothers funeral whom he was very close with was also happening and he couldn’t be there bc h had to be in court for this. It’s disgusting.

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1 month

I am annoyed with the “Lindsey and Carl are BOTH influencer” tweets as if you ALL haven’t clowned Carl’s Goldfish and Loverboy ads. Lindsey booked commercials and major partnerships. She quit her firm that she ran bc this was far more lucrative and turned full time. #summerhouse

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1 month

I 100% believe he genuinely was laying the work to break up with her, the confessionals make it so obvious. #summerhouse

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3 months

Why are people so uncomfortable with Ariana showing her rage on camera? She’s allowed to display her emotions the same way Sandoval did for years towards women on the show, frankly I love the raw emotion she’s showing being captured. It’s real. #PUMPRULES @Brav_Bros

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3 months

@beyoncepress The way this would go to head IMMEDIATELY.

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5 months

@1followernodad What erotic might mean made me lose my SHIT

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4 years

@angelt18 @AITA_reddit Also it isn’t just “he broke it on accident” he did it because he saw someone do it online and made fun of it and said it was for babies. He’s also 13 not some 6 year old kid. old enough to know better.

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1 year

“This season of Ted lasso seemed lost” BECAUSE THAT IS HOW TED FUCKING FELT!!!!! I don’t know how to better explain that to you fucking morons ITS SUPPOSED TO FEEL DISJOINTED AT FIRST. ITS MIRRORING TED!!! HE FELT LOST AND CONFUSED. THATS THE FUCKING POINT OH MY GOD

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2 months

Carl isn’t even having a conversation he’s reciting his rehearsed monologue #summerhouse

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6 years

@joshgondelman Plz report all findings. I’ve been too swamped with work to truly investigate this

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7 years

@Mariska @Chris_Meloni DONT POST THIS SHIT UNLESS HES COMING BACK. JUST DONT. DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS.

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1 year

Like I saw tweets and articles saying “Ted Lasso sucks and it’s bc Jason Sudeikis who is the star is writing it now” A ten fucking second google search would tell you hes.. BEEN PART OF THE WRITING SINCE DAY ONE. AND IS THE MAIN WRITER AND PRODUCER. ANY FAN OF THE SHOW KNOW THIS

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6 years

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1 year

Honestly I’m glad the golden age of television is ending because common sense is so lost we don’t deserve this art form. Think pieces have ruined everything. Everyone thinks their opinion is the best and the only thing that matters. It’s genuinely tragic.

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1 year

@laracroftbarbie OH MY GOD FINALLY SOMEONE IS SEEING THESE!!! I hate them they make me sick and it’s my entire feed. I absolutely can not. It isn’t water it’s liquid candy.

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5 months

𝕮𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖓 𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖘

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5 months

Who are Pittsburgh's biggest grifters and scammers? I know of some obvious examples, but there are probably tons more

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1 year

@laumcald @FilmUpdates You can not and will not convince me they are not together

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Miss me with your It WaS a PaId PaRtNeRsHiP you hated her all season. You have villainized her for years. Lindsay has always been herself. She has always wanted to be a mother. She always wanted this. Go back every season it’s all she talked about.

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5 years

If you’re in Pittsburgh- my family is FINALLY opening our ice cream shop Crave Creamery January 1st 2020. We’ve been working so hard creating these amazing flavors and I might be biased but they are AMAZING all organic- we also have amazing vegan options too!

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1 year

I guess I just can’t fathom coming onto such a public space, especially where others are more knowledgeable, and then SCREAMING my opinion so loudly and incorrectly. But then again, I am not a man. So I can never understand that feeling.

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5 years

@jeromeiscruzing @KimKardashian @kanyewest I genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

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2 years

@BrandiGlanville She’s a mother and a doctor, sorry she has made a life outside of housewives. This tweet ain’t it. Knock it off.

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8 years

Dads night out starter pack #Curry2

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5 years

@anangryprincess @RaidersToVegas @naejnae @bobbyJM_ @nypost People were literally up in arms about this a couple weeks ago bc she has curves but is completely covered. This has happened before. She’s not over weight, she’s a black woman with curves

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6 years

#Repost @williedlive @officialavon102 Considering her job title and the way she’s dressed in a classroom setting, is this teacher’s appearance professional or is she doing to much ?

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4 years

@KanyePodcast @kanyewest I have to have it reframed and rehung because I moved but that’s one of my inspirational quotes in my office for motivation. Also this one

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3 years

@blachelorettes I agree she handled it wrong and she is wrong for that… but everything after is 100% Greg

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5 years

@jeromeiscruzing @KimKardashian @kanyewest He’s like... one of the kings of smooth Jazz. He’s been around for decades.

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3 months

@IMN0TALLT00WELL She literally had AI porn made of her a month ago like what isn’t clicking for people

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4 years

@RealitySteve How little footage do they have of Claire that half of her promo is a music video for Keke Palmer?

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6 months

@ClassicFilmDame @KyleRichards Imagine ruining your reputation and career to be Kyle’s minion omg so embarrassing

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2 months

@nosmokenomore @enews This is the worst list I’ve ever seen

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1 year

@talialichtstein My friend once asked me if I could be a step-mother and it’s so wonderful to see that yah, I could be and finally my knowledge is useful

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7 months

@MarTEAnisEddy The IMMEDIATE response. I D I E D

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5 years

@zuri_too @BeeBabs LMFAO I never thought about it like this but yes, this is EXACTLY right

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3 years

@CailaQuinn This is a horrible take. Did we watch the same show? Greg forcing her to reciprocate feelings when she told him she had a boundary isn’t not holding back, it’s Greg being gaslighting and manipulative. What the fuck???

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1 year

Oh no my drunk rant went viral I didn’t mean for this to happen LMFAO

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13 days

@headtaybrina “You swore that you loved me but where were the clues, I died on the alter waiting for the proof” ??? WHt ?

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3 years

@abbygov What juice bar specifically? I’m emotionally fragile and could use $100

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1 year

@heychristy YES. the parallels. Everything it’s SO well thought out.

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3 years

@mysterious87 This is so beautiful! Congratulations! Wishing you both nothing but the best❤️

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4 months

@gibsonoma Which is baffling bc I thought it was their most boring season in years

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10 months

@bardigras THEY MADE IT BOILING HOT BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAPER TO DO THAT AND PAY OUT THE LAWSUITS FROM IT!!!!!! SHE HAD BURNS ALL OVER HER BODY!!!!

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7 years

@reayonce My favorite thing is the guys saying it’s a joke and the women thanking you

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6 months

@fortodrink Monica retaliating with “that’s why it took you 4 years to get on the show” and Andy chiming in “well… the same could be said about you….” 🤭 Andy was still angry about the ratings comment

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3 years

@jcugini85 This comic tweeted this and then this other tweet came up

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23 days

@realgirl_fieri LIBRARIES ARE THE BACKBONE OF COMMUNITIES AND THEY SHOULD BE SUPPORTED!!!! Also, I hate that every thing we buy requires a subscription!!

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4 years

@heyyitsjanea The vanilla one was the best one!!!

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4 years

@uItralightbeann

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8 years

I've been thinking about this all day. I think I could eventually be ok with Dave dying. But my guess is Max. Sorry @ZachKnighton @adampally

Entertainment Weekly

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8 years

#HappyEndings creator teases the new script: "One of the friends dies": 🙈

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2 months

@hollowearthterf Also, it’s clear from SO many of her videos her husband is a PARTNER who is just as active of a parent and that they share the household work and parenting duties. A lot more is possible when you have a partner and not a man who is another person to take care of.

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3 years

@jennyjaffe I see a lot of people replying with “yeah but necessary” Your feelings are valid I’m sorry you’re having trouble coping, Idk where you live so I don’t know the weather, but being outside (when warm) really helped me, I hope you can find ways to help you too! Hang in there ❤️❤️

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10 months

@gibsonoma I paused this scene for five minutes bc I couldn’t stop laughing at Heather going “🤮predator🤮”

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2 months

@RickZhampagne It feels like a schtick at this point. It was never THAT bad and also… i know people from Kentucky that’s… not how their accent sounds to me? It’s just so odd.

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3 years

My fall plans / The Delta Variant

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9 months

@BravoWWHL I don’t understand why everyone is downplaying this Meredith already explained that it brought her back to when she was last on a car accident where she was thrown from the car and the person she was with died and it was only a few years ago. She has every right to feel that way

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4 years

@icecreamtoomuch @isabelzawtun OH MY GOD

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18 days

I ordered tots as a side at a restaurant and… this is how they came. I’m not crazy these are potatoes not tots??

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10 years

Because #YesAllPeople is trying to silence women and trivialize their struggles God forbid we speak out against male privilege #YesAllWomen

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2 years

@RealBravoholic I’m screaming.

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3 years

Different comedians are hosting Bachelor in Paradise and I swear to god if one of them isn’t @jtrain56 I will fucking R I O T.

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8 months

@ClassicFilmDame She’s insufferable every season but this one is just so rough. I am OVER her

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4 years

@RealitySteve I don’t love Claire as the bachelorette, as a person she’s great. She’s not giving any guys a chance two weeks in. I don’t think she’s a good bachelorette, but as a person I like her. She knows what she wants and is going after that. It just makes for boring and awful reality tv

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3 years

@thedtrblog Lmfaooo drag Da*e R*msey without naming D*ve Ram*ey

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1 year

@gibsonoma “You done diddily fucked yourself” I lost it. LOST. IT.

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7 years

Men are really into thinking they are the superior gender, despite thinking getting their dicks pierced is a good idea

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1 month

@realitea_queen So excited for Jax’s redemption season next 😒

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3 years

OMG TIA IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭 #BachelorInParadise

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7 years

Doctor: you have diabetes Me *eating a piece of fried cheesecake*: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

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3 years

@marybethbarone I am ✨uncomfortable✨

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4 years

@MarysGotClass @RandyRainbow Probably the people who have felt bullied by this kind of language.

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3 years

Constantly needing to be right/thinking only you can be right is truly one of the biggest signs of weakness to me. If your ego is so fragile you can’t handle being wrong, learning from a mistake, or even admitting you made a mistake? pathetic.

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4 years

@iiingvar1 @xhersian And Gwen responded with this 😂

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4 months

@nosmokenomore Kyle and her family keep saying the show is the problem and it’s toxic.. so leave.

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5 years

@mugshawtys AYYYYEEEEE @callherdaddy

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7 years

I didn’t ask for this. I asked for equal pay.

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7 years

Female traffic light signals a step-forward for equality

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6 years

@dog_rates @IvePetThatDog This is THE internet crossover I’ve been waiting for

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2 months

@ihatejoelkim I would have loved a similar season of vpr and seeing all the women rally behind Ariana. That would have been more fun and compelling and REAL than Tom’s redemption season.

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4 years

@SheRatesDogs This reminds me of a guy on hinge that said he liked smart girls because “intelligents is attractive”

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4 years

@velvetromantic @licknord This has been my argument the entire time. I’ve met TONS of bands at warped in between shows that I just did to kill time

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4 years

@PatriciaMom27 @MenshevikM With all due respect, I think that’s amazing! But as a single mom with 2 kids you qualified for grants and aid that most people do not have access to. I didn’t qualify for any aid or grants and I went to a state school with instate tuition and I came out with 80k after 4 years

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4 years

@SelenaCoppock THANK YOU! this is one of the reasons I stopped doing improv so much and started focusing on stand up about 4 years ago It’s one thing to get heckled by an audience member, it’s another when your peers are doing scenes where I have to be naked and “yes and” my humiliation

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@yas_realitea I never got the Katie hate and it made me so angry how much Sandoval tried to get the group AND HER HUSBAND to turn on her. Truly a disgusting man.

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3 years

@ColdestLife @YESEEGHOSTS I thought he said he still did in a recent interview on Rogan’s or Nick Cannon’s podcast??

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8 years

. @pattonoswalt "I refuse to say #WokeFellas because by giving a gender to this hashtag I am contributing to the patriarchy" #WokePEOPLE

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1 year

@raesanni Yeah, I am getting annoyed with the “they went too far” bc if it was me I would have taken it a mile further, but I’ve also never taken the high road in my LIFE.

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3 years

@sarahschauer 69 is the WORST I can’t feel @good when I’m focusing on someone else. It’s the worst why can’t we just take turns???

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4 years

@HollieStrogis @RealitySteve I agree, especially after how badly ratings did this season with everyone complaining that the girls were way too young and immature. They lost almost half the audience around the middle of the season

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4 years

@zandywithaz @LouisPeitzman I have never heard a single nice thing about him from people who have worked with him

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2 years

@takeyourzoloft I said this last season, he was so disgusting to her I felt awful even watching, especially watching her try to connect with him on their dates and he just could not care less. It was really sad to see.

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6 months

@ihatejoelkim His underestimating her is what will be his undoing. She’s playing so much better than he is

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4 years