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@UWSquints

2 years

I’ll give WSU fans credit where it’s due though. Their flag tradition is pretty cool. They bring that flag EVERYWHERE

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@UWSquints

10 months

To all my Oregon follows after a hard fought game: WSU put up a better fight against us at home. Eat shit, Lanning sucks.

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@UWSquints

10 months

UW gets a C+ for beating the #11 team on the road. Florida State gets an A for beating directional Alabama. Alabama A+ for beating Chattanooga. Ohio state A+ for beating Minnesota. Have people lost their damn minds?? 😂

CBS Sports College Football 🏈

@CBSSportsCFB

10 months

College Football Grades for Week 12 are out. Did your squad pass the test? 👀 ✍🏼 @BarrettSallee

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2 years

Listen, I’m all for pointing out Oregon’s empty national championship trophy case… but for USC fans to disappear for a decade only to re-emerge 3 days after stabbing the conference in the back is just charmin soft

SCweet_Trojan

@SCweet_Trojan

2 years

Happy 4th of July weekend @oregonfootball ✌🏻

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@UWSquints

10 months

Too early to say that. Gotta wait to see how Marvin Harrison Jr and Jayden Daniels look in their games tomorrow.

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@WestCoastCFB

10 months

Michael Penix Jr. deserves the Heisman.

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Colorado and their 1-11 record to the Pac12 er…9

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@UWSquints

3 years

To all the Oregon fans who have graciously taken it easy on us UW fans this week I know sometimes our rivalry gets heated, but as fellow CFB fans, I don’t say this often enough. From the bottom of my heart: Go fuck yourselves. I’ll enjoy watching OSU wreck you this week.

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@UWSquints

3 years

Shout out to the UW athletic department selling only yellow ponchos in the stadium… during the purple out game… against Oregon.

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@UWSquints

9 months

To all my Oregon Followers: After losing the national championship and now with Deboer leaving for Alabama, most of you have been fairly gracious in all of this. And to that I say: get fucked. I’m a hater and will continue hating. It’s open season so get your licks in now.

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3 years

Im old enough to remember when Oregon fans thought they were getting Urban Meyer, Chip Kelly, Dabo Swinney, Chris Petersen, Dave Aranda, and Lane Kiffin.

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3 years

Oregon fans coming to the realization that they really are located in Eugene Oregon.

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@UWSquints

2 years

I think it’s clear that the person to replace Dillingham is already on the Oregon coaching staff. Would be an enormous amount of disrespect from @CoachDanLanning to go in a different direction. @junioradams13 is the guy

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@UWSquints

1 year

I wonder how this visit is going?

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@UWSquints

11 months

Wow. What an insane blown call. WR to the top of the screen is off the line and is not covering the TE.

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@UWSquints

9 months

Shoutout to UW marching band! They are killing it!

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3 years

lol Twitter with the Cuog shade

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@UWSquints

11 months

New conspiracy theory: Deboer forced Jen out so he could hire Jimmy Lake as DC next year. 👀

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@UWSquints

3 years

No more JL slander from UW fans on the timeline, pls. It didn’t work out, a change was needed, and it happened. Wish him the best and move on. He was a big part of some of the best times at UW

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@UWSquints

2 years

Next year might be the best UW team ever. I can’t wait for @Pac12Network to give us a bye on week 10, 3 games against teams coming of a bye, noon kickoffs in the heat for Arizona/USC, and a Friday kickoff at midnight after an away game the week prior. @wilnerhotline to confirm

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@UWSquints

1 year

Two unsung heroes: MJ Ale might have made the single biggest play all game yesterday. Giles Jackson stepped up and had the best game of his life on the brightest stage. Dawgs.

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@UWSquints

1 year

Unfortunately the violence of football can sometimes has real consequences. Please keep Terrance Ferguson in your prayers tonight. 🙏 😢 I hope he gets a full recovery

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@UWSquints

9 months

Some of us “husky fans” need to hear this. Sack up. The world isn’t ending, this is the University of Washington.

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@UWSquints

10 months

Pond scum

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@UWSquints

9 months

Duck fans went from dancing on our grave to praying our new head coach leaves soon. You love to see it

I like B1G Ducks and i cannot lie

@_JordanFlowers_

9 months

Jedd Fisch is about to start his 18th coaching job. His average tenure in each role is 1.53 seasons. UW has found stability. I’m sure of it.

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@UWSquints

2 years

I’m loving the Oregon UW love right now. “We’re in this together now” When in reality Oregon would stab us in the back so hard if given the opportunity.

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@UWSquints

3 years

Give credit where it’s due. Congrats Oregon you can hang the banner proud now

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@UWSquints

9 months

Cuog fans sitting down in the theater ready to watch:

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8 months

It’s insane to me that some adults really convinced some kids to leave the University of Washington for Tuscaloosa, Alabama. And then immediately dipped back to Seattle lol.

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@UWSquints

1 year

We really need to have a discussion about kicking out some of the lower tiered conference members. I’m tired of Illinois, Rutgers, Purdue, and Maryland dragging us down. Give them two spots they have to play for to remain here.

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@UWSquints

10 months

“Just wait until your playoffs are over” Might be the worst twitter shit talking I’ve seen. Congrats this is yours 🏆

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@UWSquints

2 years

Shout out Alex Cook for the stick of his life

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@UWSquints

9 months

Great addition to husky stadium

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@UWSquints

2 years

If Twitter dies tonight just remember: UW beat Oregon and we get bragging rights forever

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@UWSquints

1 year

Has Dan Lanning beat a rival yet? Or does he just need his guys?

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@UWSquints

10 months

I almost forgot: How is Jen Cohens night going?

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3 years

Usually I’d say it’s not smart giving bulletin board material to your rival the week you play them. Fortunately for Jimmy the Oregon players can’t read

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@ESPNRittenberg

3 years

#Washington coach Jimmy Lake, asked today if #Oregon is a recruiting rival. Woo boy

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@UWSquints

5 years

Chase young played against UW in the Rose Bowl. Chase Young was ineligible. Ohio State is therefore disqualified from The Rose Bowl. Therefore UW is the winner of the Rose Bowl. 🌹 ☔️🌹

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@UWSquints

2 years

Dan Lanning a year from now:

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@UWSquints

9 months

If a single husky fan misses the game because of Alaska I will loudly boo any time Alaska is mentioned at a UW game the rest of my life. @AlaskaAir figure it out

Alaska Airlines

@AlaskaAir

9 months

Flight 1282 and our next steps with the Boeing MAX-9:

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2 years

Bo is coming back with one goal and one goal only: To finally become the 5th best QB in the conference. Doubt him at your own peril

Oregon Football

@oregonfootball

2 years

Bo Is Back. #GoDucks

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@UWSquints

1 year

How long do we give Oregon State and WSU fans time to grieve before firing back? It sucks. I wish there was enough room on the B1G lifeboats. But endless “you guys killed the conference” tweets are getting old (and incorrect). And we didn’t choose who gets a seat.

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@UWSquints

3 years

PUDDLES

@scoduckz

3 years

@owentooelve I thank God everyday that I don't have to live vicariously through other teams successes just to be able to dunk on our rival.

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@UWSquints

9 months

Thank god my team doesn’t put up with losing a Natty. Looking forward to getting a real coach this time around. #LosersLose

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1 year

Dream scenario for realignment: 1) UW Oregon to B1G. 2) cal and Stanford to B1G too (need some west coast cupcakes to pad the stats) 3) Oregon State and WSU to the Big12, where they are perennial contenders. Mostly because Big12 fans are deluded and need to be taken down a notch

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@UWSquints

9 months

I’ll admit there’s a pageantry around Texas football that’s special They have their songs/chants, everyone in cowboy hats/boots etc are impressive in large #s But they are shit at being loud. Key 3rd downs I was surrounded by guys yelling versions of “let’s gooo” “come ooonnn”

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@UWSquints

2 years

☔️☔️☔️

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@UWSquints

11 months

Single digit victory at home Vs Double digit victory on the road Hmmm 🤔

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@UWSquints

2 years

To the duck fans out there, it was a great game. And although you didn’t come out on top, at least you have Georgia’s National Championship to keep you warm.

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@UWSquints

7 months

How he ran it:

Stan Lanning - Get With The Progrum

@TheGr8Stevonian

7 months

This is how it's written up.

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@UWSquints

1 year

How did ESPN have all those layoffs but not fire Quint Kessenich?

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Lars Hanson

@LarsHanson

2 years

Wazzu put a rope and security around the Cougar midfield logo preventing players from going on it

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@UWSquints

9 months

Unpopular opinion: I’m terrified about Deboer leaving. He’s legitimately the best coach in the nation and he didn’t sign yet. 2 of the top 5 jobs are open-ish (Michigan, Alabama) If Alabama gets Lanning it would be a mistake on their part. 😳

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@UWSquints

10 months

Wow, it looks like @AlaskaAir went out and bought a massive fleet of 787s and A330 (large capacity planes) just to shuttle UW fans to New Orleans for the bowl game! Thats what a real partnership looks like.

Alaska Airlines News

@AlaskaAirNews

10 months

Alaska Airlines and @HawaiianAir to combine, expanding benefits and choice for travelers throughout Hawai‘i, the West Coast and beyond.

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@UWSquints

4 years

Oregon when they want a Mexican recruit:

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@UWSquints

10 months

If he’s an Oregon State fan: Shameful. Can’t wait to leave this 3rd world conference behind. If he’s a UW fan: Just a dawg marking his territory. Shows dominance. Carry on.

Pete

@pistolpete503

10 months

Tough scene at Reser last night

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10 months

an algorithm with 100% accuracy in predicting Vegas lines HAS ZERO VALUE. You want an algorithm that predicts the outcomes BETTER than Vegas. Josh forgot that, which is why he claimed victory when the lines were posted and not AFTER THE GAME IS PLAYED

Josh Pate

@JoshPateCFB

11 months

Turns out @FDSportsbook posted hypothetical odds for Oregon vs Washington JP Poll haters in absolute shambles

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@UWSquints

4 years

Sources are telling me this is in fact Ruth J Robbins

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@UWSquints

2 years

@stokesbary @UW @WSUPullman Imagine trying to make a name for yourself in politics (while being the Rep budget lead) by forcing the flagship university into forgoing $100M in revenue. Every single game UW has against a pac8 or mountain west foe will be a reminder that @stokesbary is a terrible legislator

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@UWSquints

2 years

Santa came early this year

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@UWSquints

1 year

Maybe a bit more than a half a year

Eddy 🎣

@SteadyE69

1 year

Washington has been good for half a season and I’m already so sick of them

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@UWSquints

8 months

@jabbar7_ Dead to me

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@UWSquints

11 months

CFP better be watching FSU struggle against an unranked team…

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@UWSquints

3 years

I don’t get why Fresno state fans are so salty. Tacoma Rainiers fans don’t get mad when a player gets a call up to the big league club. Why is Fresno so mad about Haeners call up?

WestCoastCFB

@WestCoastCFB

3 years

Safe to say Fresno State fans are pretty upset with Jake Haener transferring

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@UWSquints

11 months

It’s hard to dispute this. UW still looking for a signature win over a good opponent. Can only play who’s on your schedule and unfortunately we haven’t really had a great one yet.

College Football Report

@CFBRep

11 months

“I’d argue we have the best win in the country right now.” Texas Head Coach Steve Sarkisian referencing their win at Alabama when asked about Texas’ CFP case

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@UWSquints

2 years

@MovInSilence Which one are you?

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2 years

I don’t fully understand the need from mariners fans to go out and spend your entire farm system to get the opportunity to then spend an insane amount of money. Aaron Judge is a similar player who is going to be available in 6 mo. You’d have to spend zero prospects to get him

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@UWSquints

1 year

As awesome as #6 in the world is, I don’t trust these rankings. Oregon is ranked #253 . Behind “National & Kapodistrian University” and just ahead of “University of Tehran”. No way is Oregon better than the University of Tehran.

World of Statistics

@stats_feed

1 year

Top 1000 universities ranking: 1. 🇺🇸 Harvard 2. 🇺🇸 MIT 3. 🇺🇸 Stanford 4. 🇺🇸 Berkeley 5. 🇬🇧 Oxford 6. 🇺🇸 Washington Seattle 7. 🇺🇸 Columbia University 8. 🇬🇧 Cambridge 9. 🇺🇸 Caltech 10. 🇺🇸 John Hopkins . 11. 🇺🇸 Yale University 12. 🇬🇧 UCL 14. 🇺🇸 UCLA 18. 🇨🇦 University of

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@UWSquints

3 years

Congratulations to this years’ Oregon Valedictorians, class of 2021! Best of luck to whatever your future may hold!

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@UWSquints

2 years

The funny thing is I don’t know if this refers to Oregon also being up on TCU 31 at the half—before losing, Or Oregon getting destroyed by Georgia on national TV

CFB fight Club

@PacFight

2 years

Every single Oregon fan right now..

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2 years

Where tf was this energy last week?

Pac-12 Network

@Pac12Network

2 years

Leads the nation in... total passing yards. Leads the nation in... yards-per-game. @YogiRoth tells us why Michael Penix Jr. should be headed to NYC. 💪 #BeLikeMike x #Penix4Heisman

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1 year

By law, she must take Mike Hopkins along with her. Sorry USC, those are the rules 😢

Pete Thamel

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1 year

Sources: USC is set to hire Washington’s Jennifer Cohen as the school’s new athletic director. Cohen has been the AD at Washington since 2016 and overseen the program reaching the College Football Playoff. She's a member of the CFP Committee.

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1 year

@GeauxDuck I don’t know, this looks 🔥 to me

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@UWSquints

9 months

Just changed my flights. Going direct to Houston tomorrow! ☔️

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Anyone who didn’t have Penix on their ballot deserves to have their vote taken from them

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3 years

Jalen McMillan might have already reached @isaiahthomas status for me. ☔️💜☔️

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11 months

The worlds smallest possible flex:

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3 years

DeBoer finally getting leaked. After all the BS, I’m generally happy with the outcome. We’ll have a real offense that can move the ball. He’s best coach for Sam Huard in the nation. The rest of the staff will be critical. Need defense and recruiters to get to the next level

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@UWSquints

1 year

Prediction: USC will have a down year because of Lincoln Riley’s refusal to get a good DC. Jen Cohen will pressure him to hire a real DC. The best one she’s ever known... LA, get ready to welcome Jimmy Lake as your new DC

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@UWSquints

1 year

This should read: if you aren’t coming to the Coug game, you should come to the coug game. It’s homecoming in a top 25 season and you can’t sell out your 35k seat stadium with tickets at $22. But you’re telling people to go to UW instead?

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@BarstoolWazzu

1 year

If you’re not coming to the Coug game tomorrow and live in the Seattle area, flood College Gameday with crimson. Show why WSU dominates the Seattle market. Also will just make Oregon and UW fans look significantly worse :)

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2 years

@stokesbary @UW @WSUPullman “I’m in favor of limited government and a well run budget, and I passed a bill of massive government overreach that cost the state 100M in revenue and killed our flagship athletics team.” “Please vote for me”

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2 years

FOR SALE: Green Mercedes, slightly used. Small tires, not great in traffic. Looks great when not being used. $100k firm. No low balling. I know what I got.

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2 years

I’m shocked that @CoachDanLanning hired a Co-OC with only *one* year of *co* OC experience and 3 total years of CFB coaching experience. The disrespect shown to @junioradams13 is unreal.

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@UWSquints

2 years

With all the CFP committee BS going on, it’s important that UW fans stay focused on the real story: Oregon is desperately trying not to implode And they still have a coaching hire they are going to fumble

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@UWSquints

2 years

I knew rooting for USC was gonna be tough but this level of circlejerking is just impossible.

Su’a

@iammsuzy

2 years

Caleb Williams has arrived and he isn’t wearing anything he’s worn all year long. That tells me one thing, HES LOCKED IN FOR THIS BUSINESS TRIP!!!! LETS GO 😤😤😤😤 #FightOn ✌🏽

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3 years

Awesome hearing from @GDucre18 in the UW spaces chat hosted by @AcropolisJr ! ☔️☔️☔️

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1 year

Over 114 games against WSU, UWs longest losing streak is two games. Wisconsin has matched that in 4 games .

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@johncanzanobft @wilnerhotline @amcauce @JenniferCohenUW This is unacceptable. As an alumni I am furious at the total lack of leadership at the pac12 level. It’s devoid of good business practice and basic decency.

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8 months

Can recent commits to Alabama re enter the portal still? Wondering how many offensive guys might want to reconsider their decision

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3 years

Non trolling thoughts on Oregon: Oregons success has a single dependency on one person: Phil Knight. He’s nearly single-handedly funding all of Oregon’s recent success.

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@UWSquints

2 years

I heard Oregon made him work for door dash in the offseason 👀

Hayes Fawcett

@Hayesfawcett3

2 years

BREAKING: Oregon WR Dont’e Thornton Jr. tells me he will enter the Transfer Portal. The 6’5 205 WR from Baltimore, MD was ranked as a Top 75 player in the 2021 Class. He held a total of 28 offers including Auburn, Penn State, and others.

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Gotta love when the coach doesn’t know what school he’s coaching at 😂 #checkyourcontract

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11 months

Forgot Oregon. They are destroying everyone in recruiting which is obviously most important. And even on the field they are (basically) undefeated. Historic year really.

CFBSelect.com

@CfbSelect

11 months

The Happiest Fanbases of 2023 (So Far) Washington Georgia Ohio State Arizona Mizzou Florida State Agree? Disagree? Retweet and Reply!

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It’s after midnight, Welcome to Apple Cup week

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