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UTDphile 🇶🇦

@UTDphile

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@UTDphile
UTDphile 🇶🇦
5 months
Been awful for years, 350k a week and can't even turn up against an 8th in the championship side. Social media merchant. Get outta this club man
@MarcusRashford
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I appreciate your support! It is abuse and has been for months. Enough is enough
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@UTDphile
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@jr_fundss Well we will play much better without that fraud on the left now.
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@UTDphile
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@MartienBall Pep when Doku misplaces a pass
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@UTDphile
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@s2pmuni My brain telling my penis I can handle doing it for the 7th time for the day
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@UTDphile
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@MMAThanos Dawg that Dariush photo has been edited man
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@imanbrev Gassing up antony starts in May 2024 . I'm beyond tired
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@UTDphile
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@jr_fundss U put the problem in quotation marks, dbi g , u stan a washed player.
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@UTDCredit Players wouldn't know u mug
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@UTDphile
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@UNmgdv @Notori6us @ufc Yeah right. Stop lying
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@UTDphile
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@LunihanV1 “Four letter word”
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@UTDphile
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@Jitokeze @StokeyyG2 It’s a pass every 0.64 seconds
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@UTDphile
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@TruthfulUfcFan @stylebender You dropped something
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@MMAThanos I’m glad we’re existing at the same time as this man
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@UTDphile
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@FCBMNM1 @UTDTrey They all have world class potential. Not hard. Shea Lacey, Fitzgerald, Harry Amass, Amir Ibragimov, Jack and Tyler Fletcher
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@Nadal_istheGOAT @mufcMPB @MattHughesDM So all u “fans” call the players out for not being good enough. But then u call a manager out that’s resolving the issue, and u still have a problem? Make it make sense
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@yyaakkk12 @combatsbadboys @MMAJunkie @AlexPereiraUFC @lionheartasmith Nah idc if he’s beatable or not, if you look across the octagon and it’s just you and his 🗿 staring you down. I’m running out idc
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@UTDphile
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@osowxvyy Loool These Newcastle fans always providing the banters for chefs like @osowxvyy to cook them 😭
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@isoquince “I just peeped his 👟 this is a picture from 2015”
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@ProfessionalMM4 @MMAUNCENSORED1 @stylebender Nah, he’s in the top 10 without a doubt. He’s beaten everybody in that division. I reckon if he beats Strickland, Du Plessis then Chimaev and maybe a Bo Nickal and Sharapudtin Magomedov then goes up to beat Pereira at 205 to get double champ he’s the mma goat.
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@UTDphile
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@Fella1ni @agabaofPh @RegistaCall He started fidget spinner over him
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@UTDphile
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@Shivutd4 @TenHagEra but there is literally 0 balance there. full back 5 of right footers. I would say just give Amass a chance. I like ur idea tho
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@JackFawcett1704 WE ARE SO BACK
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@CFC_Janty @Jitokeze @garna1k ZOOM IN THE FUCK8NG PICTURE
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@UTDJunior_ @LunihanV1 @ESRtheGreatest Holy own, someone found his dads Facebook account LOOOL, he’s now trying to say that it was never him, lad he isn’t beating the allegations
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@AquaMMA___ @stylebender Slow down man, you’re riding it too fast
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@UTDphile
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@qpe Have some shame He literally justified the reason why he questioned it. Trump is literally irrelevant right now. Nothing to do with Homophobia, you need to find some shame asap
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@utdcynical @TwoInsurance “I didn’t even see that tbf” Stop begging it blud
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@KDB_Tech2 @SA6HIL @TenHagEra Thank you. Using the Onana example tells me you don’t watch man united games. Yes that one incident, but we’ve had about 8 go against us since then……
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@Gideoomatic Peak Hero-Haram Grenade Launcher Ball Incoming
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@RegistaCall This is Goldbridges source that tells him we are in for Southgate btw
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@Maduuuke @elsgaardd Just get ur lazy ass off twitter and learn some history then you’ll get it, oh sorry I forgot maybe learning the facts might kill you
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@Maduuuke @elsgaardd in politics there’s a spectrum Left to Right Left side- “socialist” Right Side“capitalist” Basically the further you go on each end the more extreme. On the right side the most extreme is a dictator. Hitler was a dictator so this post is a pun based of Hitler being a right wing
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@MMAThanos KAMARU USMAN COMEBACK SEASON 🔥 BE THERE, SAVE ME A SPOT
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@Saykaaz @osowxvyy Hold it🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩
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@Gabitox23 @RegistaCall Sanchsexuals man Weird specimens
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@UTDphile
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@Mo_utdred This guy can’t be real. Has a video for absolutely every situation
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@RegistaCall This fanbase isn't serious for thinking these players can play like the Ajax ones
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@JackFawcett1704 Watching "Mark Goldbridge" in 2024
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@UTDphile
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@TenHagEra I think Evans is more technical than Varane tbh. Hence why he starts him because he fits into his system more
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@htomufc Rashford, Sancho, Ronaldo, Elanga, etc but keep running your agenda
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@pogballknowlede @1Kanoe @garnakjcc @utdscope We have a generational talent on our hands
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@leon_james_a @FCBMNM1 @UTDTrey do you know what 'potential' means? They need to build more physicality, you do realise that Ibragimov is 15, Lacey, Gerald, jack fletcher and amass are 16?
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@mi0minmio this is embarrassing, take a day off. That team is shocking
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@radugrecu @slimeUTD @starzzaz @imanbrev Acting like Antony is the golden boot race leader 😭😭😭
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@osowxvyy That slap
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@UFCRosterWatch This roster watch fell off. I follow the other one now
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@TenHagEra @Shivutd4 Wait this brudda is actually cooking wtf
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@UTDphile
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@NoContext_FanTv Whoever talks right after usually did it Saeed No surprises here
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@FakasAFC @UTDTrey @utdaarron “Derek aired him like 10 times”
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@LunihanV1 Yes you did 😭🫵
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@MMAThanos Conor accidentally accepted another side quest 💀
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@shameeil @markgoldbridge Amrabat or Mainoo makeshift inverted RB, I will be there no matter what
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@UTDphile
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@UtdEra_ Yo hear me out. We play Varane and Shaw as CBs, Reguilon as LB , Dalot RB. Then, here is where the cooking starts. Martinez and Casemiro in midfield (Martinez can be like the ball playing midfielder). Rashy on LW, Bruno CAM, Antony/Mount on right idm, Højlund up at ST.
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@fcimrobin @RegistaCall Tears.. That Onana shout has moved mountains for Registas rep
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@fuadyabz23 @utdbrxy "You'll see" my guy we know ur just going to delete this as soon as antony gets on that team sheet
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@RegistaCall This can go either really well for Kambwala and he will be known as another Carrington prospect. Or he could be made a meme by rival fans. I'll be there
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@JackFawcett1704 What happened to you and "Ethantaiks" saying Silva was gonna be a generational CB? 😂😭
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@gavified Araujo when it was time to play against Antony, Garnacho and Rashford
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@nufcpb @PasKante Mainoo is about to dogwalk your whole midfield. Get ready.
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@Captain_C2 @rushnoon3 @usermooseontwt @kirawontmiss Its universally accepted that radio carbon dating is effective. Take your gimmick elsewhere, its cringe
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@Shivutd4 @TenHagEra bro it isn't too soon. There is a reason why we let alvaro go and broke the reguilon loan clause they have seen something in Amass. U need to stop with the 'too soon' narrative when there are sooo many 16,17,18,19 year old defenders rn in the top 5 leagues
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@shadadzai @Mooriarty0 Ur face bout to be on their next advert
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@PMigrion @MMAThanos He’s a 60 year old retired boxer. The CTE buildup and the coke duo is crazy
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@nufcpb @PasKante Mainoo is about to dogwalk your whole midfield. Get ready.
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@PinchyTzy @LunihanV1 How’ve u managed to get these pics of him?
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🚨🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Leny Yoro to Manchester United, here we go! Leny Yoro accepts proposal from Manchester United as a key player for present and future. Yoro signs until June 2029 with option for further season. Statement signing from Manchester United. 🔴✅👹
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@marovicedits This guy as The Chief Editor for the UFC I need that. We need that.
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@utdbrxy Stop comparing Mainoo to players
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@Shivutd4 @TenHagEra Also you're a bit of a casual for implying Amass is not 'physical' because he is built like a tank
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@LunihanV1 Don’t lie puni This was taken by you just now outside your slum
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@JackFawcett1704 We should be all over everyone according to you lmao Be serious
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@IonlySniffBash Still can't be mocking him man 2 wrongs don't make a right Forgive him and move
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@terryflewers Raise awareness for the thousands dying in Palestine too.
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@shadadzai @ecstasydripp News another classmate died
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@Nadal_istheGOAT @josemorgado The only game plan you should be worried about is getting a job
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@JM10ii There will be food next week dont worry 😭❤😭❤😭
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@deeutdd Fairs man u lot are moving me That guy is some freak athlete dfkmmmm we need that
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@RegistaCall Bruno ball playing CB Lord I ask you to take me back
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@INSIDERUTD1 @AmraniOz I thought they locked that guy up in Carrington to learn how to kick a football
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@EriksButcher “Dad tell me about that time EriksButcher had the whole of football twitter on ropes”
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@RegistaCall Not pure tho because Hojlund cost Atalanta €20m
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@chapoball @LunihanV1 Twerking for Punihan?
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YESSSSSSSSSSS 200 FOLLOWERS ❤️❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭 THEY DIDNT BELIEVE IN US, GOD DID.
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@FearedBuck Nahh she's so mid I actually understand the outrage 😭😭😭
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@JFlashGordonMMA @Dsyrukyan And why is that so unbelievable? Maybe if you put 8 hours in for a day you wouldn't be a mid fighter
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Don’t let that little 9 minute Hannibal cameo go under the radar. That brother came on and owned every single one of those villa players and had Emery on stringssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@RegistaCall @pav16_ Yh lol almost everyone that started was el finito 🤣 🤣
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