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Parody account for the Combine Garrison on Copper-9 | NSFW DNI | @Neosactualpriv #SaveRoman | // = Out of Character | discord: TheOneNeo2003

Copper-9
Joined December 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
SITE SECURED. GARRISON REESTABLISHED. DESIGNATION: CITY-01. OVERWATCH ESTABLISHED. COMMUNICATION LINK ESTABLISHED. CITADEL ESTABLISHED. TRANSMIT TO EARTH.
@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
[ TRANSMISSION ] The worst has come. Despite hours of fighting and bloodshed, we; the Remaining Successor to the United States of America offically surrender to her enemy. God bless America. [ END TRANSMISSION ]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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We are banning @NotRoPro from being near Serial Designation N since someone is actually making him.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@Fluffle_Puff // YOOO WASSUP EPSTEIN
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@Sgt_wafIez // Ratio, not supporting the people that killed Folke Bernadotte.
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@Triarch_Praetor @NotRoPro // Eh, depends on who speedruns making the drones real first
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ RADIO, UPLOADING 1 FILE(S) ] "Bruh, look who showed up."
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@frenfruchs // "not a fetish game" looks inside fetish orange did a number on you
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@FireDude234154 Assume gooners stole him. Then assume he went to start trolling.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// civil protection larp!!!!!
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
Circle? Circle.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// Giving my moots and whoever else 24 hours to unfollow right the fuck immediately this mf isn't only just 12 years old, this mf HAS PORN RIGHT IN HIS LIKES, MF FOLLOWS PORN ACCOUNTS
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Okay, so we might wanna capture N for saying this.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Can I ratio the fucking president?
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
3 months
Wages are up more than prices. Unemployment has reached historic lows. And weโ€™re doing everything we can to keep lowering costs for hardworking families.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// ah, shit. my main
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
// YOU! have a good day
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Circle.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// how shit operating rn
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@croatia_real Minor typographical mistake. Argument lost.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// you cooked, this shit goes out for everybody tryna ship J with anything other than pens
@NuziWorshipper
๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Juan / Demian ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‰ | FREE PALESTINE |
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okay i can't fucking BELIEVE i have to make this but โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธwhy C*DEGOLD (J x N) is an abusive shipโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ thread [๐Ÿงต]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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We're doing something funny. - Sincerely, Your Benefactors.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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hello?
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// I SEE YOU, NOVA.
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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We declare war.
@TheGAMERPapyru1
The Storyteller/SD-C (aka Crawler)
3 months
[BROADCASTING ON ANY ACTIVE ANNOUNCEMENT SYSTEMS] "Attention foolish automations of JCJENSON!" "This planet is ours!" "Our military might far outweighs your so called Murder Drones." "We shall march south and claim the rest of this sector in the name of our Union!" [End]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
1 month
Good reminder it's men's mental health month, y'all better be doing good.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
Okay, first of all... viral post. Secondly, WHO IS MAKING THIS, THEY ARE COOKING.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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We are banning @NotRoPro from being near Serial Designation N since someone is actually making him.
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@Sgt_wafIez // 8 followers nah man pack it up
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
That's funny! Non-citizen, please turn yourself in.
@d4rkXw0lf117
Uzi Doorman (!parody!)
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{UZI JOINS PARODY TWITTER!!}
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ TRANSMISSION ] "So... citadel just kinda blew up? The entanglement core destabilized and it's gonna blow up soon so i'm heading back to Copper-9 ASAP." [ END TRANSMISSION ]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@Ol_Iron // you don't mind if i shorten this down so this can quickly fit into youtube?
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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To all our opposition. Run.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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=MESSAGE TO ALL OUTPOSTS, INSTALLATIONS AND RESIDENTIAL AREAS OF COPPER-9= We hereby declare war. This message is effectively immediately.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@NuziWorshipper // you will NOT BELIEVE-
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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We need more.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Womp womp, join us instead.
@SDTfrequency
โ‚ฎ-im๐Ÿต๐Ÿ“ป
1 month
Me when the when the me when I join a PMC with my bestie (it didn't go well for T)
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@mateo_sorbet @DigitalBoxer_ // settle down epstein
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// YOU ARE NOT BI, YOU ARE 12, DO YOUR HOMEWORK
@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
// Giving my moots and whoever else 24 hours to unfollow right the fuck immediately this mf isn't only just 12 years old, this mf HAS PORN RIGHT IN HIS LIKES, MF FOLLOWS PORN ACCOUNTS
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// they cant be fr
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Holy shit.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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AAAAAAAAAAAA-
@2whitecake2422
Vivian
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MISS CIRCLES IS TEACHING HALF LIFE??
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
2 months
// update, what? that's her "apology" that she made on google docs, i'm almost done with the abridged version, and yes, i did show back up for that reason
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@Ol_Iron
Ol_Iron
3 months
Well since Novabiites still refuses to give me my money, I organised this and a few friends helped me whip this up, time for the world to know what she made others hide #murderdrones #kinitopet
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
[ TRANSMISSION ] The worst has come. Despite hours of fighting and bloodshed, we; the Remaining Successor to the United States of America offically surrender to her enemy. God bless America. [ END TRANSMISSION ]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
// combine takeover for a while?
yeah
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
2 months
Oh and if you're wondering. We hate toasters. We hate you CLANKERS.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Y'all, what the fuck is the "SCP Foundation"? Better not be the resistance bruhh...
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
He did what now?
@EclipseVenexus
EclipseVenexus // The OTHER ceo of Innerdragon โœจ๐Ÿ‰
3 months
๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// ratio, not supporting isfake
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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So... what did we do?
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@YouTube Ratio.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
2 months
// combine terminology is weird so here's one way to understand wtf i'm saying
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
2 months
This planet's a bit boring so let's check on this universe's Earth-
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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The Filipino one or the American one?
@3letter_
3 random letters every 10 mins
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Yes, we have these, and yes, it does taste like water (no flavor).
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ TRANSMISSION ] "Citadel blew up, I don't mean it kinda had a fire, no, the whole thing is in pieces and there's a portal storm." [ END TRANSMISSION ]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@frenfruchs // not wrong, it's a mid fetish game and the creator is epstein
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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i'll take a break since i cant trust myself on here, i'm out.
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@SDTfrequency
โ‚ฎ-im๐Ÿต๐Ÿ“ป
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๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿฉป [Accidents happen, make sure to have a human close when it happens]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Not sorry, who are we adding?
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
3 months
*inhale* "Would."
@Not_Katfly
Katflyy
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I didn't expect that N has this type of body... #murderdrones
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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01-12-3052, 02:46 LOCAL. "Here's where it all started, here's where we should've realized something was off, we should've destroyed those shuttles they were in." - Lt. Anderson, WDF. That's what we found in what was left in that hunk of burnt shrapnel that was their SPAA.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@SDTfrequency Alotta words for "I got deployed for no reason." Watch a singular signal jammer end your career. Also, we're just artillery striking some stuff.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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*insert a civil protection mf firing a rocket at you*
@SDTfrequency
โ‚ฎ-im๐Ÿต๐Ÿ“ป
3 months
Quick drawing, the art juice slowly returns to my brain ๐Ÿง  [He feels a bit dizzy]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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If that doesn't do it then... use artillery. What kind? Glad you asked. M109, VIDAR, Bandkanon (Bkan) 1C, stuff like that. Can't run from overpressure mechanics, J!
@jPqmh89EmDRbJtd
surviver / SD-E โ˜ฌ
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You're telling me an episode 7 of #murderdrones the disassembly drones are capable of surviving a 30 mm from an Apache helicopter, which is an anti-tank and personnel round, WTF!!!! (Ex of round)
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ RADIO ] "ALL UNITS BE ADVISED, INITIATE DIGITAL TRANSITION PROCEDURE IMMEDIATELY, PROSECUTE HVT (High-Value Target) @C0NT0RT3DFLESH ." "AIRWATCH PERSONNEL REPORT FOR DEPLOYMENT IMMEDIATELY."
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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We just taught him that!
@INNOCENTDRONE
ใ€ŠButler Nใ€‹(new account in pinned)
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"What does fuck mean"
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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DOCUMENTATION AZ-001, CREATED BY THE "UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE." RECOVERED BY TEAM SUNDOWN-THREE, OVERWATCH TRANSHUMAN ARM (OTA).
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@comfortdrone
N comfort account
9 months
Fine yall win This is what a femboy wears right Short pants and a hoodie that's too big
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ TRANSMISSION ] "Uhhh... Overwatch, I just spotted a headcrab, what do I do now." [ END TRANSMISSION ]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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You fell right the fuck off.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Mhm, ok, twink.
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@SDTfrequency
โ‚ฎ-im๐Ÿต๐Ÿ“ป
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ TRANSMISSION ] Welp, the combine found out what happened to Earth in this universe, and safe to say, they're more angrier at the anti-Christ. [ END TRANSMISSION ]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Womp womp. - Sincerely, Your Benefactors.
@PamphletsY
Pamphlets
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Capitalism is THEFT.
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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MY NOTIFICATIONS.
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// working on cyn trolling the earth tf do i do with that border now?
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ RADIO ] " BIOTIC... OVERRUN.... "
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Get the welder ready.
@poison_ivy003
e โ‹†.หš แกฃ๐ญฉ .๐–ฅ”หš
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Some of yall need this
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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// man what the fuck is a warhammer 40k and why is it in chaos
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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@MDNewsletter Interstellar did NOT get me ready for that.
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ TRANSMISSION ] "Yeah, Overwatch decided to recreate Nova Prospekt on Copper-9, it was getting tiring consistently having to create portals so that's what they decided." [ END TRANSMISSION ]
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Reminder: Minecraft will not add inches to your-
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@USGarrison
Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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Eli Vance:
@MD_frames
๐”ฝ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•ž๐•–๐•ค ๐• ๐•— ๐•„๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐••๐•–๐•ฃ ๐”ป๐•ฃ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ค
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#MurderDrones Heartbeat (S1E2) Frame: 22/31444
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Combine Garrison on Copper-9
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[ TRANSMISSION ] We just deployed Striders on this planet for the first time and they look far more horrifying than back on Earth. I really hate off-world assignments. [ END TRANSMISSION ]
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