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[7/7] LOCAL 58 TAKES OVER

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6 months

// DONT TALKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT

Solarmuses ⭐ (On hold)

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6 months

I'm /literally/ the moon...

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6 months

(this does NOT look good, but the lazer went around the moon)

Solarmuses ⭐ (On hold)

@Solar_Muses

6 months

Oh, I know exactly what I’m gonna do about it! BUUUUUAGGHHHH-

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(the moon rumbles. it is almost here)

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6 months

// guys im bored send me songs and ill rate them on a scale of 10

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(comment here for a gift)

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6 months

// parody twitter moon arc: the movie. Staring Chris Pratt as: the moon "Its-a me. The moon" - Chris Pratt

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6 months

// ok importanta announcement: after having slept on it, i have decided the moon arc WILL continue. I will be taking the constructive criticism into account do this hopefully does not happen again (cant make any promises it wont tho)

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6 months

A Sentient Metal 🍉

@OBot321

6 months

Why this is actually possible (aka the Local 58 Moon dodging/manipulating a laser from the Sun), a thread 🧵

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6 months

(despite not looking at it, the moons voice rings in everyones head) 🧵

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Kirby!

@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

6 months

// now yall got the sun AND the moon to worry about??? Damn yall fucked fr

ＴｈｅＳｕｎ．(#ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤)

@thesunhasrisen0

6 months

Day Has Broken. And as you look up towards the sky, eyes peeking just barely at the sun, you feel your skin start to boil, you feel yourself slowly sinking into a fleshy pit of what you suddenly were. But everything feels tranquil, as your vision suddenly changes

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// random thing i made for this cuz why not

SPAMTON G SPAMTON!!!!!!!!! | 🍉

@_DEALMAKER_

6 months

9/9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAH!

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6 months

// im so fuckin tired man

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🧵

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5 months

// secondary takeover pinned (goodbye moon friend 🫡)

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6 months

(HELLO EVERYONE! I HOPE YOURE ALL HAVING A GREAT NIGHT! ITS ESPECIALLY NICE FOR A WALK HUH?)

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@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

6 months

// gonna go to bed, might scrap the ending and change muse tomorrow, not just because of this whole situation but mostly because this was fun at first but as time went on it kinda just got less fun. might change my mind tomorrow but we will see i guess

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6 months

// FUCK

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

6 months

If the moon is hit by a meteor going light speed

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7 months

[6/6] THE INTRUDER JOINS PARODY TWITTER

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5 months

// oh yea, moon arc ending is scrapped. but @THEDEATHRAN is cooking something for it so follow him if you wanna see that

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Kirby!

@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

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(HOW MANY FUCKING MORE MAN)

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// also funny to me how most of the qrts were people complaining about dogpiling 😭

Kirby!

@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

6 months

// ok importanta announcement: after having slept on it, i have decided the moon arc WILL continue. I will be taking the constructive criticism into account do this hopefully does not happen again (cant make any promises it wont tho)

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// this is to say: i am taking a small break, maybe a few posts here and there im just very overwhelemed rn. (also also, if you think you can kill the moon, you cant. i have an ending planned out. you will lose. simple as that)

Kirby!

@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

6 months

// can i just put it out there: this is actually really hard for me to do???? like yea im pretty good at writing this thing but i still hate him???? I wanna be a silly good guy???? And now i got the creator of MX on my ass???? what is happening???

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Kirby!

@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

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// can i just put it out there: this is actually really hard for me to do???? like yea im pretty good at writing this thing but i still hate him???? I wanna be a silly good guy???? And now i got the creator of MX on my ass???? what is happening???

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Kirby!

@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

6 months

// oh thats over 50 notifs... And EXE leaving... Thats one way to start my day

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𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒕, 𝑹𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝑹𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒎𝒂𝒏

@FETCHING_H0ST

6 months

🍭: This Moon Stuff is stupid honestly, ESPECIALLY SINCE ALL I SEE IS THIS!

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Kirby!

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6 months

// cool ass edit i made

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// i should say, any interactions with the sun account will not be canon (he literally made it so the sun wouldnt ever rise anyways) and having 2 celestial threats all at once is a lot

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@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

6 months

// btw not posting today because of the strike. Probably not gonna be on twitter too much either. Remember to do your clicks and support palestine!

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@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

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// the big 1k...

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Bill Cipher (TO)

@SmilingFlower21

6 months

@spearhead_f1sh * Ready? Let’s have FUN. * I think your army wants to say some hellos… * HEHEHEH… * HOWDY! ITS ME! YOUR BEST FRIEND

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6 months

// mario madness tierlist cuz why not

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// shadowbanned. gonna have to reply tomorrow sorry

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// hope im not still shadowbanned

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// filler post Look who came in the mail today

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// all you mm parodys watch out. im comin for ya

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Filler post from the gc

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//jesus 400 followers already??? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh banner call ig reply with drive or png (Image for attention)

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Solarmuses ⭐ (On hold)

@Solar_Muses

6 months

“Why is poor little luna getting the weirdos?”

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@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

6 months

𝐌𝐑𝐒. 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐒 | 🍉

@GODAWFULMOTHER

6 months

WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE THE FUCK IS IT I NEED IT

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6 months

// goodnight chat. might be more serious tomorrow, might not. silly moon is fun. we will see.

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// ok uhhhhhh lemme explain why this didnt hit him cuz normally it wouldve but im shit at editing so i forgor to put this in, but as soon as bro was free he put up a forcefield to protect himself since he knew people were gonna do this kinda thing +

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(this does NOT look good, but the lazer went around the moon)

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// @thesunhasrisen0 not canon but its funny

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The End

@UnendingDemise

6 months

. . .

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5 months

// interaction bait or somethin... ([READER] has stumbled through the lich yard, and finds specter knight looking at some kind of locket. do they interact?)

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@C0NT0RT3DFLESH

4 months

// chat what would yall think if i brought the moon back? (not saying its gonna happen)

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6 months

// just realized in all my time of parodying (like 6 or 8 months) i havent seen a single simpsons parody and i think that should exist

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GIVE IN. THERE IS NOTHING LEFT FOR ALL OF YOU.

Bill Cipher (TO)

@SmilingFlower21

6 months

[ 💔💭 ] Undyne might have a chance…

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6 months

// this why yo ass got declassified as a planet

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6 months

Nah, I’d win.

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// might be shadowbanned, ill wait an hour and try again

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Ness

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6 months

this show sucks dawg

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3 months

// ok super cool appreciation post time for all the cool people ive met throughout my time in parody twitter.

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Kirby!

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6 months

// i really hope this works +

『 ℝ𝕆𝕌ℕ𝔻 𝟙 』 🍉

@H1DE_AND_S3EK

6 months

Try me. I'll tank it easily. Don't expect to be able to "kill me."

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6 months

I MAY BE IN DANGER OF BEING PISSED ON

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// i could really go for an 8ball of coke rn

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(your BP has been drained. your items vanish)

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// FATAL ERROR CALLED ME A GOAT????

ᅠᅠT̵H̷E̵ ̸V̷I̸R̴U̴S̵ (🍉)

@FATALLYCODED

6 months

//CONTINUE STRONG, GOAT

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// LOB 14 WTF?????

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// going to bed goodnight moon gang

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//

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// vote the goat cyn gang

Needlemouse

@liamstan123

5 months

Pick wisely.

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JFK & Skell

@35thUSPresident

6 months

How the fuck did I get to the moon?

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// banners done. still got some room tho

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// sorry for not posting today i was hanging out with a friend but tomorrow i might do somethin

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MX | 🍉

@FamiliarPlumber

6 months

𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉.

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7 months

(interaction bait i guess idk im bored as hell) *[READER] hears a knocking on their door*

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6 months

// uhhhhh im gonna take a break for a bit, i been going crazy today i need a break

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// ok chat theres an eclipse today so this is the only time i will say dont look at the moon you will go blind

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// JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID I WAKE UP TO I HAVE LIKE 50 NOTIFS

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7 months

// FUCK REBRANDING WE STAYING AS THE INTRUDER RAAAAAAAAH (ALSO FUCK ALEX KISTER)

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6 months

// ima go do somethin else now but PLEASE keep dunkin on me in the qrts i deserve it bro 🙏

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Solarmuses ⭐ (On hold)

@Solar_Muses

6 months

Hey! You can’t just WALTZ in here, pretend your me, and then melt a bunch of the weird little guys living on Earth! And then, to add insult to injury, YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SUN PUNS! I guess you and I are SOLAR opposites, then!