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@Tyty_Mumford

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Joined June 2009
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@nate_thachef Having a nasty attitude with a flat is insane to me.
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@Mizile10 Bro but your Avi? You atleast 12 😩
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Literally the guy behind the camera being addressed here 💀
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"You could be having a mental break down and there'd be a man trying to penetrate you"
@TsMokomane
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😭😭😭😭
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A mother died and "real men" in the replies are worried about what another man is doing to his nails.
@WachiraLynne
Lynne Wachira
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Bringing a piece of his mum with him at the Paris Olympics Letsile Tebogo 🇧🇼 with his Mum’s initials on his Nails 💅 He lost his mum in May this year. #OlympicGames
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A pussy was rubbed, a pussy was robbed.
@_VitaminOSM
mister ma'am
7 years
They stole my brother's cat while I was fapping. 😭😭😭😭😭
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Being anti BDP and anti BDP people in 2024 after 50+ years of BDP's rule isn't intolerance, it is being realistically fed up 😭 People aren't intolerant, they are starving , fed up and everything BDP triggers them.
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"Ok ke a go utwa rra o rutegile, wena mma o simolotse go robalana leng?"
@tsheps_x
Rakgadi Tsheps 🌴
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@JWadikgosi I was as shocked as Bakes 😭🤣
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Kante le ko tronkong ne Banna?
@LORDpapsone
mopapA
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Fork n knife
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LAST last leg of the wedding done👌🏻
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I am really proud of my weight gain bro, depression lost this fight for real.
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Read this in setswana and thought I was being invited 😩😂
@Relevant_Lisa
Dragon Sin 🐉
5 years
Ta daa😊
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I won't rest till a motswana breaks the internet. (Hoping my fellow beloveds join in) #BotswanaBoysBreakTheInternet
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The beginning of this tweet?
@OfficialMasisi
Dr. Mokgweetsi E.K Masisi
6 months
My deepest and sincerest congratulations to Tebogo "School Boy" Letsile for breaking the World 300m record!🥳👌🏿🥂⛈️👌🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿👏🏿 #GoMasisi
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Hey ???!
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1738? E ke religion ya ga fetty wap
@ovo_tshepi
𝓐 🤍
4 years
🕯 17:38 🕯 P2000 in my account 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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😭Burger lady said:
@EarlOfGC
Eli Earl
8 months
Tlhe mma directa jaaka motho a batla business 😭😭😭😭😭
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I managed to go to gabs and witness my baby cousin getting married.
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I burnt my tongue yesterday stealing meat from the pot. Which makes no sense because I live alone and buy my own food , koore hela haole sehatha o sehatha😩
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O bua yaana mme probably her engagement ya go nna after one round mo dikobong gotwe "o motona, ke motona, ke akanya hela gore re nyalane once ka gore ya go tshameka e hedile"
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The animosity towards this movement about teens and preteens is weird...because it is always from grown people (mostly grown men) What about children trying to be responsible has you a grown person heated ?
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People being dissapointed that it ain't brand they are loyal to is wild to me. Brand loyalty makes no sense, should you not want the absolute best for yourself despite the word written on the outside of the product?
@whatbunnysaid
bunny sanders
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Girl what kinda phone is this???
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if we have sex and you dont cum then dont blame me, setswana sare monate oa itirelwa, why neo sa i'hustle'le orgasm?
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I just sat through 4 hours worth of footage ya ga Masisi in interviews, and also Khama in interviews. I've noticed a few things: -Masisi talks mostly about Botswana,with detailed explanations on different matters ,he addresses Khama only when asked.
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Going to the beach vs Go bapa le lotshitshi la noka 💀
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O taare you have a unique taste in food kante o psychopath.
@its_lindee
GERRRRUUUP!!!!
4 years
This combo slaps 😩
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All this time Sebopelo been tweeting from a Windows XP computer?
@that_man_Dingo
Heisenberg
4 years
You don't even know the meaning of incest. Get off that hun's case.
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@NICKIDOTCOM Ole girl was honestly never that important to Nicki's life. It'd make sense if she forgave her(if at all she feels there is need or something to forgive) Because she never really had that much impact on Nicki
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@Tyty_Mumford
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Nako nngwe go a re o tseye your last money, go buy bunch of food from your fave restaurants, get home o bo ja dijo tsaago o thobotse o nwa 2 litre ya drink from the bottle. Just abuse the fuck out of life once in a while.
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Laiti e o kgabela dot comm but he goes to a trendy event looking like he shopping for car parts? Lenyatso hela😂
@AgentWaxx
Motive Master🔝
5 years
You know the vibes😎
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A friend of mine is selling these in Gaborone: Scone - P1.75 each Muffin - P2.00 each Samosa - P4.00 each Contact 72 690 085 Please RT for awareness
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TL asleep? Sometimes I look accomplished.
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I will never forget the day I took olady's car ebe ke diega ka yone and she just texted "ha o toge o nyela mme?" 😂😂😂
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I genuinely don't see the difference between Francistown and Gaborone. But people swear there is. Gabs is literally just 5 francistowns with a higher cost of living.
@SirAlexSebika
💰💴💴 Mr Richard Banks💴💴💰
2 months
Guys are you still saying Francistown is a City😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭lefa gotwe patriotism moke masimo klaar
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Hairline tsa di air benders 😩
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Buff niggas worldwide
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Oh yeah, I went out last Saturday.
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Bro even scammers are ghosting me 😔
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This phenomenon means netheng ya bohelo but we out here taking selfies💀
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@Tyty_Mumford
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Bitch!?? 😭
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@EarlOfGC
Eli Earl
10 months
Why he look like broke Mumford
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I moved out at 18, came back at 29. I am turning 32 in 12 days and the last 3 years have been THEE best years of my adult life. I have improved in literally every way imaginable in just these 3 years. If it is a healthy environment stay your ass in your parents house bro.
@jade_billions
oh baby 💸
1 year
It makes no sense to be over 25 and you’ve never left your parents house honestly makes me wonder don’t you have ambitions and dreams to fulfil? Sometimes you’re not progressing because you’re too comfortable with your parents nesting and feeding you.
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Dizet di-wallpaper
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One of these toddler cabbages knew right away ha di tsholwa gore ha re winne gale le hao bona re pitagantswe mo plaiting yaana 💀 #TeamKitso
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Kana most working batswana can't afford to get these for themselves le a itse tota? I'd bet any amount of money that almost 60 percent of employd8 can't afford to get these themselves every month end.
@bubulov
Bunah Chapi
4 years
Ke tseo tsa ga MmaBoi, ke a ba akgola tota..this is more than enough.
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I am broke but i am attracted to females , and this gender gae beche for msunu please 😩
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
6 years
O jewa ke eng ?
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@MsLemmy Amazing interactions with people who vouch for a party that assaults my livelihood won't feed me or my kids. Ebile o botoka yang o lelelang amazing interactions le go sa bitswa Maina when most cry for a decent way of living...most of us would kill for THAT to be our complaint.
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The yena in question.
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@SentleSeeletso
💫THE RICH AUNTY💫
1 year
Forever yena'🥺🥺🥰🥰
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💀Gatwe Orange users can't see this because their Network doesn't load pics on twitter
@orangebw
Orange Botswana
4 years
You put us first and for that REALEBOGA. #OrangeStayHome #StaySafe
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People disrespect this woman's pen so much bruv.
@AllRapTakes
AllRapTakes
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This or that?
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Her seat.
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Ndaba stole Boko's spotlight as the opposition's frontman 😂💀Now we see why ne a sa bate go tsena mo UDC, this man stole hearts of BDP Loyalists, neutral citizens , BDP opposers and probably some UDC mbers 😂. We should pray for him, he is a national gem.
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If you are still getting influenced by another person by virtue of them having many followers on this app then o hemile mogo maswe and o deserva go kolotiwa ke Henny.
@mjabz_
General Scarpaccio
5 years
Bw Twitter is a clique neh? All these popular kids making y'all do things just to get their attention. Self esteem le self appreciation ya shota neh.
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Someone said "daedeng ke sixty hela" and you know what 😂😂 this is true both lite6 and figuratively.
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My body is currently paying the price but big fun was had on Saturday.
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Clever in setswana ke Bothale, there are gang people named Bothale Future in setswana ke Bokamoso
@_Mjasco
Bokamoso Thebe
6 years
There's a Zimbabwean guy at work o bitswa Clever 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ian must reply to this tweet, and Twitter must allow him to exceed the character limit, he needs this 😭
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
6 years
O jewa ke eng ?
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Only way this makes sense is if they bought sanitizer from your local hip hop artist
@MmegiOnline
Mmegi
4 years
MONEY SPENT ON COVID-19 "So far, Government has spent One Billion, Eight Hundred and Forty Four Million, Six Hundred and Seventy Seven Thousand, Two Hundred and Sixty Four Pula (P1, 844,677,264.00)" on #Coronavirus - President Mokgweetsi Masisi #covid19 #coronavirusBotswana
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A miracle how a curse word didn't appear in this video...a nigga like me would have said at least 15 of them
@kennedythal
Kennedy Thal
4 years
KE HUPETSE!!!! BATSWANA WAKE UP!!!!!!
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"Bathong everyday we must escape near death experiences because of the way batswana drive??" - A demio driver.
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@JustMe_Dolly
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Bathong everyday we must escape near death experiences because of the way batswana drive??
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O ka lwela boswa ja your siblings le ditogolo tsa gago
@BagotsiBagotsi
I wish I knew more
4 years
A re utlwe!
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@Tyty_Mumford
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Kana my former colleague legitimately divorced her then husband because he gave weak rounds. He provided, the relationship was healthy, good looking but his one problem was weak rounds and lack of drive. And that hun left within a year.
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Bad bitches always have their hand up when taking selfies.
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A masculine man.
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Sexually transmitted diseases are a social construct made to control human population, naturally we are meant to raw dog each other the moment we lock eyes.
@its_defnotme
le tlaa tlhaba ☀
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Raw dogging a stranger? You guys are brave.
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Outside.
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This nigga is mad at me for calling him "tse ditona tsa di STD" when he asked me for morning after pills money...for the 3rd time in the last 30 days
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My day one for real!
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Ok no Waxx is handsome
@AgentWaxx
Motive Master🔝
4 years
Tse di tona tsa Dot Com 😎🤟🏽
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Am I the only one who is for adults drink alcohol infront of their younger relatives ? Idk, I feel if they grow up seeing there loved ones doing it and being responsible it won't turn out to be this weird thing they get curious about
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Ok nkile kare ke a itshoka but why were these not arranged geographically?
@SMITH_S_M_
Smith
4 years
#GULUBANE 👌🏾 Wena o tswa kae ?
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@Tyty_Mumford
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10 months
Last paragraph ka setswana ke "Thusang motho yoo a lese go mpekela"
@ShxcksBW
🇧🇼👑Nkalanga we Jackalas No.1👑🇧🇼
10 months
Posts by @Kele_Megano are weird by FB app yoh. What kind of validation does she want from @Seneo_Mabengano ? To claim someone was raised by your family just because of 2 old pictures from a play night is wild. It's weird because she tries to contact Seneo when things are going
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He banna,I sent a first time hi to this girl and she literally replied with "give me your number so I call you. Ke imile gale ha! 😩
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How my Sunday is going , gin and chilling with babe. Hid our faces because y'all steal people's content .
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IF Ati indeed sacrificed himself for the greater known complaints of all batswana then he'd be the most intelligent revolutionary person in our country to date. Taunting the president like he did is one of the sure ways of getting the whole nation to start this conversation.
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One day imma buy a car and have sex with everybody, get every STD and die within 5 - 7 months like a real ass nigga.
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Kgang ya submarine ga e tshwane gope le ya koloi tsa Mmantshwabisi. Those were 50 cars belonging to hardworking black africans who deserve better, and the other was just white male billionaires who didnt know what to do with their privilege.
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She thinks she did something here, but bisexual men date men and women, where is the tea here?🙄
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Normalize getting into relationships le batho ba ba monate because what is this tweet?
@MsPearlie23
Dread🙂
4 years
Does having sex everyday make senses? Aggh waitse gore no
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@Tyty_Mumford
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10 months
@Slax7529 seo se buwang gase sone swaar. O itse seane sa mmangwana o tshwara thipa ka ha bogaleng? If you are responsible, accountable and really love your child you will support them no matter what. Le ha ntse o kgobiwa ka dipuo o emela diemo tseo for the child.
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That "ny" word is the worst thing any human can say
@Avy_Coleman
Miss.Pancakes 🥞
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O raa motho ore a set alarm ka 5am gore ego tsose ene o ira 4am gore ago nyobe pele. Bastete tse 😤
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Ayt so this ATI thing is like how i understand that with GBV issues, women dont owe their oppressors modesty when they say out their complaints. You cant ask a disgruntled person to say their truths in a way that best suits their oppressor.
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I know ke nna mo Masunga but who are these people that this nigga is always interviewing? better yet, who is the nigga himself? I am genuinely asking here.
@AMG_Owner
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7 months
Motho o thogile batho ba Gaborone botlhe ka bophara... both men and women 🤣🤣🤣 Are gase batho ba sepe mogo ene 🤣🤣🤣
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No one minds their business and just vibes like our president bathong. That man is living his life and does nothing that remotely affects us. Ian at least was doing something that affected us at least once a month, yes it was ALWAYS negatively but at least he thought of us😭
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@ObakengTMmopi Just... Deactivate.
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Sorry I got too excited and didn't say the actual news,They traced 10 billion Pula from Bank of Botswana to accounts outside the country Khama and Kgosi implicated. RB1 ... Kare mo RB1 nfe2 😁😁
Y'all heard the 7 am news??!!😩😁😁🤸🤸🕺💃🕺💃
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My university staff dead ass thought i was their colleague, I even attended some stuff groove functions.
@TinaZintle
TinaM
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I still can’t believe that it took me 7 years to complete a 4 year qualification.
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You ever really want to fuck a Hun and she turns you down because she got a man but that man wants to fuck you?
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I love me a clingy woman, I am in the toilet and she misses me enough to tweet about it? Real!
@banyezus__
Buy skelem
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Miss him so much but wa nyela…
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Bathong if I date other men, and I date women it makes me bisexual not Gay. Basadi ba Botswana are disappointing with their ignorance. You'd think for a marginalized group they'd understand this better.
@nonofomorake
nozay
5 years
Basimane ba gbz le to bonwa ke modimo dated is nigga ke gone ke bona Gore ke gay phakela 😓😥😥😥
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This might be one of the most technical cookoffs yet but y'all don't get it because le nyatsa khuzini ya dijo tsa setswana. None of these are easy to make individually and for one to make a whole spread bro
@The_Cookoff
Let’s Cook!
4 years
Here’s what kept us on twitter the whole day.. the #BakhwinyaCookoff ; Kalanga cuisine + cocktail. Please Vote under this tweet...
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Personally I didn't and have never registered to vote because I am defeated and truly tired. But that changed today, in going to register because BDP ekare e taa twaela, e taa hetelela ebile e taa itirelela.
@AmyMarley422
Basic Taurean ♉
3 months
Gate only 20m people registered to vote in SA? 🤔😭
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Re mabelete, what's not clicking kante?
@sesame_bronia
Sasah❤
5 years
Basimane ba Botswana ba bante please 🤧❤❤ Mara le single! Why👀 Do y'all have mental issues or something?🤔Cause you can't just be single,o le handsome and all types of yummy so.....something is wrong!.
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Bo big Sean ba rata go kopa the banna 😩
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Batho ba Twitter koore le ha motho a nyadisa Gale mo rekele dibiri? My lil sis is getting married kana.
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This is what I meant when I said @NandosBotswana made my day 😭. Which one of you beautiful souls help make this?
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Kana this hun music makes numbers , to this day ke ipotsa gore music wa gagwe o tshamekiwa ke bo mang ebile kae
@selenagomez
Selena Gomez
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For all the parents out there, olady once invaded my privacy when I was a teenager. I know now she meant well as a 33 year old and I will always love her to death but since then till now something changed, I lost something about how I feel about her that day.
@AkKomboni
ThoughtsAsAk
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Took my teenagers phone lastnight and went throught it. Dnt know if to check myself in to Sabrana or Phomolong😭😭
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guys, I fucked up.
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