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@TweetingPundit

9 months

'sisi wote hapa ni watu wazima'

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@Arap_Nyasikera

9 months

Those who scored A in Kiswahili, what is "with all due respect" in Kiswahili?

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Wamejaribu kurushia teargas?

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Police can’t access their salaries from their police SACCO. 😆😆

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A new country slowly emerging, and soon it'll dawn on everyone.

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They grow up so fast.

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The pain is in that 'formless, and faceless' speech 😂 they're used to having a name they can bribe or threaten. Hii imekataa.

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The KENYA you knew is gone, make peace with that.

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3 years

Where did we get this idea that having many jobless graduates is an indictment of 8-4-4?

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

@shobanes Dondoo.

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

That Oprah rags-to-riches model of storytelling ought to be retired. Now Charlene Ruto getting roasted for it. Relatability doesn't have to be built around shared struggle; empathy, tenacity, and charisma can be enough.

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2 months

KANU 2nd Liberation movement has played its last card, so the GEN Zs 3rd Liberation movement needs to dust off and keep going. Time is on your side, not theirs.

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3 years

3000 Kenyans have hidden an est. 7T-15T abroad. In 2007 alone 1T was smuggled abroad-Kroll report. For context Kenya's economy is about 10T.

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3 years

They said they've arrested the three terr.......uhm never mind.

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3 years

Never has a petulant president met such a stubbornly resolute judiciary. #BBIRuling

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3 months

Everyday he looks like he didn't know that after you win elections, you then have to plan, lead and govern. #RutoMustGo

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@TweetingPundit

2 months

Every 72hrs there's a viral consensus that the GEN Z REVOLUTION is done and dusted, only for it to rise and disprove the naysayers, and 7 weeks later it keeps moving.

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2 years

Once those gangs are formed, they never disband. When they come back to the estate broke, high, and idle, it's you they'll harass, bully and rob. #Maandamano

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@TweetingPundit

10 months

They're going to vote.

Buitengebieden

@buitengebieden

10 months

What is going on here? 😅

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3 years

27-35 yr old Kenyans going through 2 episodes of IMF SAPs even before exiting the youth bracket...

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@TweetingPundit

10 months

1. Kenya Literature Bureau 2. KICC 3. National Oil 4. Kenya Seed 5. Mwea Rice Mills 6. Kenya Pipeline Co. 7. KCC 9. Rivatex East Africa Ltd 10. Numerical Machining

Beth Kasinga 🌴

@beth_kasinga

10 months

What are you selling today?

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

@hermit_hwarang @AdhiamboKE here. here.

So, Gutenberg Didn’t Actually Invent Printing As We Know It

If you heard one book called “universally acknowledged as the most important of all printed books,” which do you expect it would be? If you were Margaret Leslie Davis, the answer would be obvious. …

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2 months

These youngins were 5-7yrs during PEV and have no loyalty to your guy, it's the millennials who're having a meltdown.

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3 months

They will confidently tell you to follow due process, because they control the process.

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2 years

@Wamuhu_ @MwihakiWaNganga I paid 2x weekly, & figured in 3 months it'll be equal the cost of a fairly good bike. I just bought my own.

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

This country's median age is 19.7yrs. 2007 was 16yrs ago. Your typical Kenyan can barely recall it. That's why @wmnjoya reminds you that Vasco Da Gama subjects are critical. Tell these kids.

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2 years

Nabii's first term is simply shock therapy for the economic eff ups of the last 10years. That he knew this, yet chose to over-promised was such a rookie mistake.

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

@shobanes Your uber has arrived.

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

Ruto could have zero-rated the annual 245B levies/taxes on fuel, then bank on multiplier effect, & bump custom duty target to 1Trillion to cover for the deficit. But his team chose demand-side madness. We'll be in this for a while.

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

You people had all the machinery, cash, and power to win but fumbled, and now we've to live with your daily political insolence.

Sen. Ledama Olekina

@ledamalekina

1 year

National Accord does not mean Nusu Mkate! It simply means a process not controlled by one person.

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1 year

This govt needs to rescued from this delusional idea about endless pool of funds lying out there in citizens hands.

Nation Africa

@NationAfrica

1 year

Street tax agents are coming: Ruto gets Sh1.2bn boost to deploy KRA in markets

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2 years

I see many #KE intellectuals anticipate a fundamentalist fascist state, I foresee KK as a conservative, developmental state, bogged by economic concerns & zero social policy.

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3 years

@KariukyKamau @IamMzilikazi 'Hello, can you hear us Jessica?... I think her camera is frozen'😂😂

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1 year

@RachelNuwer @NoemaMag Hitler-rish, racist, eugenic fetishes disguised as analysis.

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@TweetingPundit

11 months

While the oil revenues keep dropping ⬇️. At this point it's clear this is meant to break the society, not raise taxes.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

11 months

The price of fuel could go up to Ksh300 per litre - CS Davis Chirchir

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@TweetingPundit

29 days

Constitutions are great but they are not gods & can't solve all your problems; popularize philosophy, clean-up theology, entrench the arts, and curate your history.

ERIC OMONDI

@ericomondi_

30 days

Five things we must do URGENTLY. 1. Reduce Counties from 47 to 8 2. Abolish Nominated Members 3. Abolish the Senate 4. Do away with Deputy Governors 5. Abolish Women Reps #PundaImechoka

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1 year

Kibaki had a strong political goodwill but a weak economy. WSR has a weak economy & a drained political goodwill. A shrewd govt avoids having an economic & political crisis at the same time. #FinanceBill2023

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2 years

@wmnjoya @PharaohMenya Those who kept quiet & their heads low became paramount chiefs and the black aristocracy. That logic stuck; don't ruffle feathers.

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

The fact that this country started as a business 1852 1888 1963 2023 IBEA CROWN xfxcx 👇🏾👇🏾

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

The myth of meritocracy. 3yrs on.

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

@shobanes The most undereported maritime disaster in this country. Even school textbooks omitted it.

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

Mimi I wrote a 4k word thesis on the SAHEL securitization, small small I see your fave iNGO has set-up a $3.5M kitty on the topic. 1/3

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

They had chaebols Nabii, chaebols. From the 1960s President Park Chung Hii directed banks to fund the two dozen massive industries Samsung, LG, Lote, Hyundai, Dongbu, Hansol and create the huge corporate dynasties.

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

2 years

Ruto: While in South Korea, I had a great revelation; 30 years ago, Kenya was lending money to them, but today, it is the world's 10th largest economy. I received the revelation that it is not by might or power, but by the Spirit of God. I urge Kenyans to trust God.

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1 year

I think it's critical to the success of the project that we revisit the particular roles we're each supposed to play, in order to meet the timelines.

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@Nyamburah_

1 year

How do you sneak in “unaoverdo” in corporate lingo on an email?

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

Between VAT and Excise duty all Kenyans pay taxes.

Mugambi Nandi

@MugambiNandi

2 years

Voting should be based on taxation. The End.

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

In a country where the average salary is Kshs. 20,000, be careful with this.. This is a class war based on a lie.

Paul Olind

@OlindPaul

1 year

There comes the demonising😁 now the topping will be the salaried being dynasties🤣

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2 months

@weak_spell @kijomba1 He's always wanted to be accepted by the old guard, yet even with the highest seat they still 'huyo kijana' him, must be disorienting.

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10 months

@Yemihazan Watch his Netflix episodes on hip-hop evolution. 50 has always been a menace, even to gangsters.

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

Don't build a country around yourself. Systems beat charisma, and culture always beats strategy.

Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸

@jacksonhinklle

1 year

Captain Ibrahim Traoré, the President of Burkina Faso, received a triumphant welcome upon his return 🇧🇫🇷🇺

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3 months

What next for a broke government?

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3 years

@MarigaThoithi @MigunaMiguna One of the Kenyan public's major weakness is the inability to connect the dots - @wmnjoya 2017

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2 years

@wmnjoya We underdeveloped philosophy, disparaged arts, neutered sociology, privatised psychology, muted anthropology now we're stuck with politics & hyper-religiousity as the most overt forms of spiritual and psychosocial expression.

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3 months

Ruto knows what needs to be done, hiyo dialogue ajiongeleshe kwa mirror, and starts acting right. Nobody got time.

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

If the Interior CS issued orders now, this crime spree will be over by evening, and that how you know this is sabotage and dereliction of duty.

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@TweetingPundit

3 months

They still don't get it, it'll be a hectic 3yrs.

Hussein Mohamed, MBS.

@HusseinMohamedg

3 months

Press Release: The Executive Office of the President outlines the roadmap for the National Multi-Sectoral Forum on Youth Engagement.

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1 year

If our creative sector had budgets KK would be such a Netflix hit. Such a proper Cast of Characters. House of Awful Cards.

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

1 year

DP Gachagua: I disagree with Moses Kuria's suggestion that we stop advertising with NMG; we are a democracy

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2 years

@_mannataliban_ Kindly look into this fellow @DCI_Kenya @CREAWKenya @fidakenya @NPSOfficial_KE @covaw

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

@RamzZy_ Jatelo, it is kicking and going.

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@TweetingPundit

10 months

I know kuria is crass and annoying, but this one here is the real JJ Kamotho.

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

10 months

‘No SHIF registration, no State services’

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

also we barely have 3% graduate numbers, compared to say 34% (US) or 55% for S. Korea.

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

@CPAkipkemoi @alaminkimathi Your uber has arrived

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

Intellectual labor, ideas, concepts, are work. Pay consultants in CA$H!

Meghan McCormick

@muhzle

2 years

Just landed in Nairobi! Would love to meet with people who work with SMEs, creators, side hustlers, and entrepreneurs to understand the market here. Happy to trade ☕️or 🍻for insights and also to share what I’ve learned working for the same customer based in W. Africa.

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3 years

In Khali Kartel III when Rekless sung, 'na bado nyi ndo mnakaa kwa hizo keja zina parking'. A parking lot as class definer is just...

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3 months

You know?!

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3 years

@iFortknox @RamzZy_ Our vegetation cover is low. Nyanza counties are way worse for an area with so much water.

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@mary_mumbi Heartburns tu, they don't realize the old logic of elite convergence as an illusion of stability is dead.

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

We have a name for that, private universities..

Capital FM Kenya

@CapitalFMKenya

2 years

Govt will no longer fund public universities, Education CS Machogu says

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@TweetingPundit

10 months

@B3laze If you ever can, shadow her for a few hours/days as she responds to those distress calls. Society looks very different from that lens.

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

@wmnjoya Wandia our colonial school system isn't about education. It's a pipeline, a worldview, and conveyor upon which the entire reality of the 3% rest. They've no life outside/besides it.

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

@MarigaThoithi Grace A. Musila explores the role of grapevine in coping in a country where opacity, & silence are the top languages.

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3 months

Ndii is a fatalist with a penchant for the false choice theory: IMF or hell, debt or hell, this or hell, that or hell...

David Ndii

@DavidNdii

3 months

Keyboard economists, come for your country.

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

Keeping debt:GDP ratio above 4% for 6 F/Ys? Best case you need 24-36 months to fix that. Kenyans made their bed in '13 & '17.

Dennis Onyango

@DennisOnyangoGM

1 year

That Kenya was deep in debt was known as we went to polls. We were looking for leaders to fix it, not a book of Lamentations. It’s incompetent to say it’s either salaries or debt servicing. If government doesn’t pay workers, how does it generate the money to pay debt @DavidNdii ?

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

Pole kwa mazishi ya mzee, lakini unaweza nisaidia mia tano ya kushikilia mfuko.

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

Absurd, this can affect anyone ditto teachers, doctors, lawyers who've many dependents. Using your disdain for a few political hangers-on & civil society folks to open a broad war on the middle class is pathetic.

David Ndii

@DavidNdii

1 year

This is how to know whether you are middle class. If you were to lose employment for good, how long would you sustain your currentvsocial status. Would your family/community social capital provide a status safety net or would you have to go back to the village?

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

Delays in the washroom. Miss Mandi outside:

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@theMagunga

3 years

Lakini imagine unaendesha alafu ukitoka nje ya loo unatandikwa.

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

TL is so intense today 💔 still, let's keep talking police reform, useless curfew, vaccine uptake, job losses, coz it matters.

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

@KokiMburu @99thsense Nyika plateau you only see a mudhouse every 20km and it's occupied by a shosh who has 2 mutinas and a chicken shade.

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

'What is your solution?' 'Why are you judging?' 'What have you done yourself?' 'at least they are trying'. 'Why are you always critical?'

#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia

@wmnjoya

3 years

The bots of the ICC suspects and their sponsoring embassies are starting to gaslight us for next year. You want to know how they trap us with words and manipulate our emotions? Watch my playlist "Kenyan narratives of public life."

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

@johnallannamu Alas. Stuck between a neutered legislature & a messy executive, the judiciary seemed like the last bastion of sobriety.

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

Uncle Sam now feels like a a high-end Fallujah.

Rashad

@ThtOneGuyRashad

2 years

Wtf is wrong with people? Some dude was walking around my apartment complex at 1am checking doors with an AR in his hand

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

Age doesn't always come with wisdom, sometimes it comes alone.

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2 years

@gufydox You said..

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@TweetingPundit

9 months

A black market will develop or people will find addictive stuff, because liquor is just a cover.

SIRE

@Sir3_

9 months

Wines and spirits license fee should be Quadrupled. That's one thing I'll support fully. It's finishing the youth and they're so many per square kilometres

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3 years

In April 2020 I warned about Corona racism re; framing it as African problem. #Omarionvariant is laying that bare. @AdhiamboKE @wmnjoya @QulshTM

The Corona Cold War: The Battle of Media Narratives - The Elephant

Even though Europe and the United States are now the epicentres of the coronavirus pandemic, global media organisations are trying hard to portray the crisis as an African problem. Meanwhile,...

www.theelephant.info

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@TweetingPundit

2 years

How conservation started in Kenya. @m_ogada

Nasser Ega-Musa

@inaxusein

2 years

1)This month is the anniversary of ex-US President Teddy Roosevelt’s 1909 “conservation mission” to E. Africa. The results of this conservation was the killings of approximately 5000 animals, 4000 birds, 2000 reptiles and 500 fish. Many were stuffed and presented 2the Smithsonian

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@TweetingPundit

3 months

Kenya's colonial modernity from 1895 built the mission schools-church-hospital nexus around the country. Time to revisit and dismantle that logic.

Lindah Oguttu aka Mtu ya mjengo

@lindahoguttu

3 months

Church has been one of the biggest let down in this country. That the first thing the President does is host church leaders baffles me. They will not help him.

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3 years

We shall leave no turn un-stoned.

Muganda Clay

@mqhlay

3 years

You gotta love how Kenya's political analysts mix metaphors and idioms to sound knowledgeable: "You know, DP has bought a can of worms. The SGR is a white cow. RAO is closing the Pandora's box. Uhuru is riding a Trojan elephant. That is the straw that built the zebra's back..🤣🤣

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

Karen-ism and white female hystericism; between pathology and fetishism of the black phallus

StanceGrounded

@_SJPeace_

3 years

Emmett Till would be 80 today but on August 28th of 1955 A white woman lied resulting in his kidnapping, beating, & lynching as a 14 year old child. His killers were Acquitted & 62 years later in 2017, the white woman finally admitted she lied! This Karen phenomenon isn’t new.

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@ombachi13 Waiting for Twitter Parenting Commission to issue a statement.

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3 years

@mqhlay The height of impunity, no?

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3 years

We project job market issues, onto the education sector..

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3 years

Active citizenship is Kenya's weak link. Its not a once in 5yrs gig. It is showing up every week. It is doing the boring work of public participation, budget reviews, that will fix this country.

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@Mr_Guantai He'd disappear from the public for so long, the media would start asking then he randomly pops up at a private event for photo ops.

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@TweetingPundit

3 years

Kenya is still a plantation with a flag and an anthem. #PandoraPapers

#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia

@wmnjoya

3 years

Kenya is a lie. #PandoraPapers

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@TweetingPundit

1 year

You have an expenditure problem, not a revenue problem.

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

1 year

'Give us an alternative way to raise revenue,' Mudavadi tells critics of the Finance Bill

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1 year

@jkobuthi He's lost a 10-month window for a people-centric flip on the dynasties. Now's it has to go knuckles.

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Was it really 17 kids who perished, and if so where are the other 40+ kids, and how come they haven't reached out to their parents, relatives or even well-wishers if they're stranded?