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weed and crypto/NFTs. Ape club alpha caller 💎 #degenplayer {Flappy Dao} #pumpfunloser #NebX 🇨🇳 大使项目经理

🇬🇧 UK
Joined February 2012
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@Mario_Falcone @imLucyWatson technically thunder is a sound. It won't make you blind 🙊
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Gemma's weight has always been an elephant in the room (no pun intended) so happy someone finally called her fat #shocker #towie
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9 years
Wonder how many girls have said they're pregnant today.... #AprilFools
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7 years
Anyone know where Simon gets his low cut shirts? Asking for a friend #XFactor
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10 years
@TheVineBible : When your missus asks you how you know another girl ” 😂😂😂
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10 years
If you're excited about steak and blowjob day, clearly you've got a shit bird 👍
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8 years
Me: "everything I do is related to Harry Potter" Dad: "yeah like your haircut.. just like hagrids". He is not okay. 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽
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4 years
Well I am fuckin sobbingggggg! Wish I was at home right now. Party in the chad 😂😂
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9 years
Love when people ask where I'm from and when I say Liverpool they feel all racist because they meant where about in Asia 😂 #mudbloodprobs
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10 years
Absolutely love it when boys show off their girls! Why shouldn't they be proud to be with them?! #proud ☺️
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9 years
If your name is Dom, that doesn't give you a right to have "Perignon" as your middle name on social media! #wtf
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11 years
Can't believe I've come home from work to this amazing little thing. Everyone meet the newest Waring, Marshall 😘 http://t.co/zH5ECjUS9J
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5 years
Some boy 💗
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He may not have won the #BallondOr , but what a year it's been for Virgil van Dijk 💪 A colossus at the back ❌
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10 years
World Cup feverrrrrrrrr 🙌⚽️🏆
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10 years
Harry Potter is on, cue me reciting every line to myself because I'm sad, lonely and annoying 😂 #obliviate 👦⚡️🐍
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When a customer says "dark in here isn't it?", I guess "who said that?" Wasn't the correct response 🙊
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Just been asked if I'm Thai, I said half Filipino, the man still continued to tell me a story about his 5 years in Bangkok. I'M FILIPINO 😒
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9 years
April 15th, a day that will live forever in our history, and to those who live forever in our memory #26years #JFT96 #LFCFamily ❤️🔴
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Dad on Phil Jones "he's got eyes like piss holes in the snow" 🙈 what goes through his head
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10 years
Waste not, want not. People just don't appreciate what they have 👋
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11 years
It's always the basic bitches who talk too loud #shhh 👌
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10 years
Anyone else find it funny that the new Spider-Man film is directed by Marc Webb? I'm so easily amused. #simplemind
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10 years
Watching the notebook and blaming Noah for the false expectations I have for boys. He puts a good shift in doesn't he #ledge
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11 years
So many little things you take for granted until you live alone.... Like I have to actually buy like milk and stuff?
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8 years
After the longest day of travelling, mum and I have touched down in the Philippines! I need some sun on my skin 😍💗
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7 years
What a way to kick off your 25th birthday by falling arse over tit in the middle of the street! Kill me now 🤗
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11 years
Lads are such psychopaths! Do us a fucking favour will ye? #inthepast #cya 👋
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1/ A thread about @miladymaker Who are MILADY? — A story in detail Agree, in today’s reality, it’s hard to imagine a person who hasn’t heard of the Milady cult. In an era of shields and complete degeneracy, Milady has become a kind of icon, a mouthpiece, and simply a beacon for
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10 years
It'll be a photo finish but we are definitely capable of winning the league this year! #Believe #LFC #optimism
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9 years
MY LITTLE FILIPINO MOTHER HAS JUST SAID FUCKERY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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11 years
Nah can't be assed with bitchy birds. Jealousy is not a good look #bless
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9 years
Sharing the breakfast table this morning with this handsome sod #home #collie http://t.co/nuqudRgTgZ
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10 years
Does anyone remember #bluewaffle ?
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10 years
Am I the only person not to have cried at the John Lewis Christmas ad? 🙊 http://t.co/8UcMrEuRvf
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Ready to paint the toon RED! 💃💋❤️ http://t.co/wctjZgaKlY
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11 years
I think I'm like Luisa, we can go to sex parties together #tweetit
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10 years
Christmas Eve is not the time to walk at a snails pace. #movebitch
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11 years
MOVING TO NEWCASTLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🎉💃😆😬🎈
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11 years
The Shawshank Redemption!!! My all time favourite film... "Brookes woz 'ere"
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11 years
Just saw a boy and girl in a restaurant, they were making zero conversation because he was on his phone. #mostannoyingthingever #rude
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11 years
Wish I was back in Thailand even though we nearly died after this... Flimsy long boats and storms don't mix #phiphi http://t.co/NCSqrnEpkM
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Absolutely love these legends! @Marc_Medication @jase_medication thank you for looking after me! #medfamily #messy ❤️ http://t.co/fKACKWQH08
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8 years
When your train has been at a standstill for 5 mins and you're just sat thinking powerful thoughts and wondering what your patronus will be.
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11 years
My Dad has literally just said "eurgh candle in the wind, gets on me wick" 😂😂😂 why I love being at home!!!
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8 years
Am I watching golden balls here?
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10 years
What's with girls having wishlists in their bio? Maybe they should add a brain to that wishlist and make their own money #hoes 👍
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11 years
So lucky to have such amazing people surrounding me! Can't believe how easy they have made everything recently! #grateful #family #friends ❤️
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10 years
Michelle Keegan is fit and all that but I cannot stand her accent #sozmancfriends 😘
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6 years
Derby Day 😋 🔴🔵
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10 years
Oh to be that posh to not have heard of nandos 🙊
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9 years
First game of the season, let's see if we're still absolutely awful #LFC ⚽️🔴
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This one, honestly, biggest mummy's boy 🐶💗 http://t.co/KpdN5OLgtP
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😩😩😩 me nan could do better
@charliebrucee
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Shoutout to @emmerdale for single handedly the worst piece of acting I’ve ever seen! I’m in bits 🤣🤣🤣
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Doubly can’t wait Marley & Me now ... number one for the sheer heartbreak, and number two because of how much he looks like my Bailey 💗😭
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10 years
Loooooove my new blazer 😍 #bedroomphotoshoot 🐼 http://t.co/AiqTzxGMaO
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I love how much Gerrard loves Instagram, he's like a nan who's just discovered technology #buzzin
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11 years
Dear SnapChat friends, we get a notification if you screenshot so stop being a perve! 10 seconds should be enough #rulebreaker
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9 years
Just been called a giant... I said thank you but I don't know why 😩
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9 years
Manchester pride and creamfields this weekend 🙊 oh you mustn't 💀💀💀
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10 years
Went on a run and I'm still not skinny... Fuck it, where's the pizza? 🍕 #lotsofpizzabeforeibiza
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11 years
My mum is an absolute worldy of a mum! If Im half the mum to my children as she is to me, they'd be very lucky kids! #superwoman #appreciate
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Do us a favour Alex... Jump off that bridge there love 👋
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11 years
Contemplating deleting all of my pictures on Facebook after getting a request from my Dad 🙈
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10 years
Here's hoping Liverpool win 57nil tomorrow so I can actually go out. Not having these Geordies having me off in any way, shape or form 👋
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10 years
Why are people STILL shuffling?
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10 years
Finally got wifi for my beautiful bachelorette pad, tonight is all about the walking dead, the following and pretty little liars #catchup 👋
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10 years
Whatsapp is a grass.
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10 years
#TBT to the most drunken night of my life to date... @NicoleeCoxx 18th 😂😂😂 ... Still a mess. http://t.co/OR4ZXBAdGB
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11 years
First night in my new little flat 🙊 #grownup
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Kady's thumbs up will always be my fave moment 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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Who's betting scherzy will be having his kid in a bit 🤔
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10 years
No matter what happens today, I'm proud of my team. #prayingforamiracle #YNWA #LFC
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Just seen a video of a girl about 6 saying "fucking bitch ass" "hoe" etc. and her mum is sat laughing! This learned behaviour a disgusting ✋
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9 years
Morning walks with my pup ❤️ http://t.co/l2yXOvjAu8
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"He ain't heavy, he's my brother" #JFT96 #YNWA #LFC http://t.co/30SKhCeUeQ
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10 years
Just made such a good steak! Peppery and bloody! Nom 😍 #firststeak
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11 years
DERBY DAAAAAAAAY 👏🎉🙌🔴🔵.
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10 years
Newcastle is so not classy over the weekend.
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10 years
Last time I was home my pup had barely even formed balls, now he's had them chopped off #poorbast 📡 stiiiill cute tho http://t.co/KDKQRiw21Z
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10 years
Seeing some mess getting chased and taken down by three Chinese waiters was the highlight of my Good Friday! #unbelievablescenes
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10 years
Looks like it's @candypantsevent this Sunday at Livello then 🙊. Haven't been out in a while.. This should be interesting 💃
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For the first time since Gerrard’s injurylawyers4u claim, I truly believe we could win this season #unbeaten (lol at me when I jinx it) ❤️⚽️🤭
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11 years
If I remember correctly... A girl got viciously strummed in bumper last night. Nightclub fail scenes 😱
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10 years
Nice of you to turn up Torres, but you're still shite 💩
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10 years
Going to put it out there... England could win this #WorldCup2014 #underdogs 🙊😂😂😂
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10 years
Jaw Dropping weekend for @candypantsevent with @MarbsBoatParty on Fri/Sat & @TIBUMarbella on Fri night with @tonypdjuk @MaxStCroix #Marbs 👙🍹
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12 years
When customers don't catch your greeting @Pier_Thoughts http://t.co/yo1BJ1csox
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10 years
@waynelineker happy birthday bestie! Bit late whoops! On the positive side Ibiza is boooooooked!! 🙌🎉🎵🍹✈️ http://t.co/sfLoDijgUl
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4 years
Raheemmmmmmmm 😢😢😢😢 #BeatTheChasers
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10 years
Is an orange called an orange because it's orange or was the colour named after the fruit #mindblown 😂😂😂 @LJHazlehurst
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10 years
My fave family guy episode is oooooon! #threekings #stephenking
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11 years
Just listened to Mum tell Dad a joke that went on for about half an hour with absolutely no punch line or point. #thatswhereigetitfrom 😂😩
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10 years
Don't understand why Liverpool and Everton fans are arguing. Is it not a win win situation if they win today? Please explain.
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10 years
Haven't lived in Liverpool for over 5 months and people are still fucking talking. Give it a rest will ya 👍
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11 years
Only just seen the This Is Liverpool trailer and embarrassed is an understatement. Why is everyone fuming on it? #cancelit #jollyscouser 🙊
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