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Comic book fan, enjoyer of wrestling, film buff, old-school pop culture fan. 2DS Friend Code is 0190-0347-6678.

Upstate New York
Joined July 2013
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I think it would be so hilarious if Keith David Grimlock introduced himself to the Decepticons like this.
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Is Transformers: One out?
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KEITH DAVID RETURNS TO TRANSFORMERS AS GRIMLOCK IN EARTHSPARK!
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@ZakaZ96 So would Monty Python. And Tootsie. And Ms. Doubtfire. And Bosom Buddies. Hell, KLINGER would give them fainting spells!
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Ron Howard ain’t wrong.
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WHO agrees with Ron Howard? 🙋‍♂️
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@SmugStickDB It’s stupid because it’s really not as bad as you think. Just grab what looks good to you. I first got into comics thanks to Kurt Busiek and George Perez’s Avengers, a run that heavily referenced past continuity. And I wanted MORE.
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@renfamous I’m on the spectrum myself, and that dude is a turdbrain and an embarrassment.
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@ayla_stolen And while jerking it to kiddie porn.
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Supposedly heterosexual men when She-Hulk twerks in a post-credit scene:
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@3MC223 @Bernade97386460 @mcluber29 @kylegriffin1 "It's YUGE. Like my wang! YUGER than Obama's! Believe me! Ask Ivanka!"
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@AndrewReilly2 @traceylross @thevelvetsun This isn’t just incompetence on Orange Fatboy’s part. This is deliberate. He wants to bathe in American blood.
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@Jed__ That’s basically how Gomez’s original creator drew him.
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@larter_mr The “before times”. When Denny O’Neil and Neal Adams used Green Arrow and Green Lantern to tackle social issues. When the X-Men wee metaphors for various marginalized groups. When Black Panther beat up the Klan. Those “before times”, right?
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Brock Lesnar’s brain after those chair shots:
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Kurt Angle: “I JUST POPPED A BEAN AND I’M NOW A HELICOPTER!”
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@CapsComics “Sam! You son of a bitch!”
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@TheRightCant I think we can safely assume Sisko’s statement here is accurate.
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@NYCDemonD1va Kurt Angle accidentally making himself look like a pedo. 🤣
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@Moviegu64827088 Welcome to Wanda Maximoff’s brain after a mountain of cocaine and sitcom-binging. Hope you survive.
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@kiwii555 @MarvelStudios “...he’s out of line, but he is right.”
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@pantherdraws @mediumvillain Trump THREW AWAY the playbook the Obama administration left as well as dissolved the office the same administration created to deal with pandemics. All because of his Obama schlong envy.
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@NikolisKitchen @Superman Wrong story. The bloody “S” is a reference to Death of Superman, not Superboy-Prime.
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@MemoCervantes83 @ZakaZ96 Oh God, the reactions to Freddie Mercury all dolled up as a housewife! That gets me laughing so! 🤣
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@heavenswindow21 Superman was once played by Dean Cain, who is half-Asian. Cry harder.
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@AnishDLS1 Nelson Peltz when the Black Panther films made money:
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@lopez_artwork Also, Nubia was created in 1973.
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@MaxSchnauzer2 Likely Mike Pence in a fugue state.
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@BatfleckCut There were relationships between human beings in the Snyder DCEU movies?
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@datsamoutful Yes, we get it. Your parents don’t love you.
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@Fry_C00ked “Ha ha, get owned, libs! This game has a hot woman in it!” “Okay, but how’s the gameplay?” “HOT WOMAN, LIBS!”
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Man, Charlotte’s a freak. 🤣
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BEAT ME BAYLEY!
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@RWBY_Fan10000 You must not be a fan of Captain America or the X-Men.
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@Psychomanglor @mvbrat91 Yeah, one cool scene does not make a whole film good.
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@LittleAngus Wait, that was a real cat?!
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Reigns and Ambrose get the DQ win! This has broken down! We got a brawl! #SmackDown
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@BrendaS1168 Pretty much. They only think Alaska is part of America thanks to Sarah Palin.
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@jensvoigtsarmy Gold. It looks like gold, and the clouds are green dollar signs.
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@suspirialex “Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick.” Such an inspirational bit of writing there. Marenghi is a master. 😋
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@beckyajohnson @deeperfectgem @espinsegall And based on the reaction to Hillary, it was also clear they would rather slit Americans’ throats than let a woman be in charge, too.
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@ParkerMolloy @fandom_actual People need to realize the MSM coddle the right.
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@sadcrib He’s beefing with ME, and I never even MET the guy!
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If Corey Graves said this to Becky Lynch, Wrestling Twitter would explode in rage.
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"Speak bitch come on now" Nah why did he say that?💀
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@jmadfour @chris_notcapn She called out the lack of non-white male voices in film criticism, and Manbabies got all up in their feelings about it.
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Jay Garrick is Flash. Barry Allen is Barry Allen. Alan Scott is Green Lantern. Hal Jordan is Hal Jordan. Al Pratt is the Atom. Ray Palmer is Ray Palmer. Hank Pym is Ant-Man. Scott Lang is Scott Lang. …see how silly you sound?
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Steve Rogers is Captain America. Sam Wilson is Falcon
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@docrocktex26 It's also Obama obsession. He wants to be seen as more loved and respected than Obama.
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@7Patman7 @WWEonCB If they can recast Hulk and War Machine in the MCU, Star Wars can recast Cara Dune. It’s not a big deal.
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@Green_Footballs "I totally didn't do it! This footage of me totally doing it shows I didn't do it! See? That's me, right there! Totally doing it! I'm innocent!"
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@GeoLaird4Pollok ...you don’t want Superman to be a superhero?
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@mekkame In the comics, Jinx is from India.
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@NiaVicturi @DiscussingFilm It’s even funnier when you keep in mind this: She-Hulk debuted in 1980. She’s been in the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, and a Hero for Hire. She was one of Stan Lee’s last co-creations for Marvel.
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He owns this one. #TrumpShutdown
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@NeganThatDude People expect adaptations to be literal 1:1 remakes.
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@dragonage2ftw @NerdLz Yeah, they’re sterilized against their will.
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Captain America: Civil War’s plot was more “complex, serious and philosophical” than BvS ever was.
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@jtimsuggs @backupPedro So you prefer complex, serious and philosophical plots to dance offs and quips every 5 secs? Join the club
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@aceoaces Well, technically he’s playing an older Bruce Wayne. It’s happening in the Arrowverse adaptation of Crisis on Infinite Earths.
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@SheriLoCascio He looks like he’s about to cry and pig out on some “hamberders” in the bunker...after he screams at Pence.
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@MARKGOR26 @SupermanEnjoyer The DCAU worked because it was made by people who loved the characters.
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@sebpatrick @annmarimaukonen I don’t remember Thor joining a team of superheroes in the original myths, either. Or being turned into a frog. Or meeting a cyborg alien with a face like a horse.
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AIR ZAYN! AIR ZAYN! #RAW
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@HistoryMuppet
Muppet History 🎃
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CAREFUL OF THE ICY PATCH!
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@docrocktex26 "I'M THE PRESIDENT! LOVE ME! I'M THE PRESIDENT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!"
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@PlayOverwatch Do you guys EVER plan to have a one-player campaign for this game?
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@SpaceRanger1995 Also, the mermaid was green.
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@TheOtakuJock @SHOTZFIRED91 Your precious AEW wouldn’t have even given Big E a FIRST reign.
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@IAmJulesWard Yup. They want broodmares that only pop out Good White Christian Soldiers.
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@yuusharo @ashleylynch A crackhead. Mike Lindell is a crackhead.
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@FilmClickbait It’s also why he hates Hollywood and has stuck to indie filmmaking for decades.
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@katgokes @mvbrat91 And then he gets horny from Esmeralda and it makes him fall even further into madness.
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@NoahIsAHuman …don’t they get that the whole point of this is ANYONE can wear the mask?
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@Ryanspeaks140 Now that's offensive. Eggplants are noble, intellectual vegetables.
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@priteshshah_ They may have had a libation or two on the bus…
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Omni-Man after utterly BODYING Homelander in Mortal Kombat 1:
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@stacycay Studio exec: “What the hell do you need to fix, Zack?!” Zack: “*jerking off* MORE BOOTY! MORE SLOW MOTION! MORE BOOTY IN SLOW MOTION!”
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"Holy #covfefe , Batman! The President is trying to tweet out secrets to the Russians!" "To the Batmobile, Robin!"
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@tonygoldmark Female superheroes.
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@CocoaFox023 @MorganCherney Pokémon games: “Are you a boy or a girl?” That guy:
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@hipstins Just be honest and say you don’t.
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@Bro24634724 I’m happy.
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@Crimson_Mayhem_ That dude needs this.
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@COWLIGATOR @HistoryMuppet 🎶It’s the Eye of the Tater, it’s the thrill of the fries! 🎶 😋
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@Justin_SofOK @NotDrDeath Jim Ross perked up for it.
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@butterfincher It’s not that deep, bro.
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@hearourvoice4 Drumpfty was hoping that letting Kushner in on state secrets would impress Ivanka.
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Miz, you are BEGGING for Styles to take out more of your teeth. #SmackDown
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And #SmackDown ends with the Wyatt Family standing triumphantly over the fallen Roman Reigns! The Rumble may spell his doom!
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@Crawf33 ...he looks like Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off! 🤣
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