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What can I say, without scaring you all away? I best keep quiet then🤐🤣

Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined November 2011
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7 years
Hun i found this on a dating site😱 please clear something up, is your name Jignish and is this you?😱😂 @jamessmurray 💋
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3 years
Has anyone famous ever replied to a tweet you've Tweeted?
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2 years
I got a DM earlier from a "bored guy" looking for some action!" I've asked him for his address so I can send him my ironing, that'll keep him busy.
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2 years
Today has been the mother of all shitty days... My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
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6 months
If you know what this is?....I'm in good company👍😊
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2 years
Who had one of these in their house growing up? the heat was rare, but I nearly set my nylon dressing gown on fire standing too close to it.😳🤦‍♀️
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3 months
Can I ask, I'm I the only person in Britain that's never watched #loveIsland ? I'd rather stare at a blank TV screen😜
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5 months
Does anyone remember getting their wages in a brown envelope like this? I remember as a kid my dad did.
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2 years
It's been raining for 3 days non stop and my boyfriend has been feeling a little low. He just stands there looking through the window. If the rain doesn't stop tomorrow, I'll have to let him in.
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6 months
Who remembers going to a record store to buy Vinyl?
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6 months
If you Know what this was used for? You'll defo know the struggle.
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2 years
Do you know what this is? And nope it's not a wee hammer for knocking wee nails into stuff.
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6 months
If you know what this is....did you Play with the speed?
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3 years
Can I introduce you to my Gorgeous Friend...The Fox❤ They were waiting for me to come out with food. I'm not sure if it's a girl or boy? so calling this wee darling Foxy.❤❤❤
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2 months
Do you like being in your own company?
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6 months
Who knows what this was used for?
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10 months
Who remembers this? I remember a slightly different lorry and brand of pop, but who remembers taking the empties back and got either 10 or 20p for them?
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1 year
Hello my lovelies. I'm so sorry I've not replied to anyone. The last couple of days have been the worst outcome. My Dad has contracted covid and is extremely ill. I'm not sure if he's gonna pull through as he is already very ill. I've been praying so much everyday, and im hoping
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#HappyMonday to all my gorgeous Twitter friends. I know my recent posts have been very brief, but the last week has been very emotional and me coming to terms with dad no longer being here💔 I have moments of calm and then moments of vast emotion, but I really wanted to pop in
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4 years
Who is the most famous person you have met?
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10 months
Who remembers Milk bottles with coloured tops that told you what they were?
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10 months
Do you remember being able to get a quarter of sweets? I'll have a quarter of Sour Plooms or Pineapple cubes❤️ what you all having?
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1 year
#NewProfilePic I know my wee crumpets I change my profile pic as many times as I eat crisps and that's alot. Apologies for the vast amount of mugshots I put up. Hugs 😁x
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I'll always remember Alan for his role in Robin Hood, what's the one film that comes to mind when you see Alan?
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5 months
Pornography gives people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
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3 months
Who remembers Top Cat?
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2 years
My boyfriend told me, men age like like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day I locked him in the cellar.
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1 year
Hello my lovely friends. I lost Dad today💔🙏😢 he died peacefully this morning. I got to say my final goodbye to him. I can't seem to get my head around it, like it's all been a horrible nightmare. But looking at his little face, I know he's in no more pain.
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2 years
Did you know that the first ever computer dates back as far as Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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6 months
Do you know what these are?
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3 years
I love a baked Tattie, I'm I the only person that loves the skin more then the actual potato mashed up bit?..you know what i mean the inside of the tattie🤦‍♀️😁
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2 years
I'm sad to say my boyfriend has left me. He couldnt put up with my obsession with pasta anymore. I'm telling you, since he left I'm feeling cannelloni.
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3 years
I hope you all dont mind me posting a pic of me and mum❤ today is a month since mum passed away. I love and miss her so very much. And yes that ickle twat is me, I'm still a twat but a bigger one now.🤦‍♀️😁 Love you Mum Always❤
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10 months
Who else thought Viennetta was a posh ice cream growing up?
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3 months
I know it mind seem a bit like I'm attention seeking...truthfully I'm not, but I'd so love a hello and see where the hellos come from in the world❤️👍If you see this please drop by and say Hi👋
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3 years
My darlings My Beautiful Mum passed away this Morning. I just wanted to let you all know because I've not been in touch. Thank you all for being there for me, I've lost my best friend and someone I loved with all my heart. Thank you all for your kindness, I'm so lost and alone.
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1 year
#HappySunday to all my beautiful Twitter friends. I hope you're all keeping well and had a lovely weekend. Apologies for not coming on sooner, but I've been very up and down with emotions and not sleeping too well.  I really don't want to come on and be depressing because that's
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#NewProfilePic See....told you I'd change it🤦‍♀️😁
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3 years
Guys I hope you all dont mind me posting a pic of mum and myself? It's been over 2 months since she passed away, and outwardly I love to be happy and to see you all smile. Inside I'm struggling, I dont want to go on and stress it's my birthday just to be noticed. Not one bit,
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3 years
Good Early Evening, I don't think there is a greeting like that? but if you're Anya anything goes really. Hope you're all well? Thats another week nearly over, before long we will all be getting the Xmas decs out again...kidding😜 The Halloween ones at least.😳🤦‍♀️😁
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3 years
Good Afternoon everyone just popping in briefly to say hello, tell a few crappy jokes and see if you're all well. Its been one of those days, I defo got out the wrong side of the bed today.
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Who remembers walking to school in all weather?
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3 years
Good Afternoon i hope you are all well? Im sorry ive not been on much. Its been a really difficult couple of weeks for me. But I wanted to come on and Wish you all a Very Happy Xmas🎄🎉🥂 I wish you all the best health,luck and happiness over the Christmas weekend.
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My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of his friends. He said I was useless in bed. Should have seen his face when they all disagreed.... Disclaimer...this has never happend to me, I'm practically a nun so there.😜
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2 years
Whose the most famous person that's liked a tweet of yours?
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3 years
#NewProfilePic I don't usually smile, as I always end up looking constipated😳🤦‍♀️ But its better to look constipated, then not.🤣
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3 years
I'm well gutted, i know someone got a sticker on their second vaccine. I had both my vaccines and I never got a sticker☹
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4 months
It's not my birthday or any other special day today.....But if you wanna wish me a Happy whatever you want it to be day....fill your boots👍😜😘
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3 years
Does anyone iron anymore? when I was younger my mum used to iron pants and socks..I tend to just wash, dry and go out looking like I've chewed on my clothing and spat it out.
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5 months
Can I ask you all, living in a very PC world as it stands. Do you feel you have to stop and think about what you're saying, as not to offend anyone?
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4 years
What's everyones fave smell?... keep it clean as this is a serious study I'm conducting...yeah right🤣
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Who remembers doing their chips in a pan?
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6 months
What do you call this part of the bread? I call it the bum😳🤦‍♀️🤣
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My lovelies I hope you don't mind if I have a wee rant...well not so much of a rant as an explanation. I come on Twitter or X if you call it that, to bring a little smile and some memories to people. As much as you lovely people put a huge smile on my face❤️😊 I don't come on
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3 years
Good Afternoon, hope we are all fine and dandy? yep its me the elusive Anya the less than annoying pest recently😁 bet you're all getting a good break from me? who said yes?😜 I just wanted to pop on quickly to try and reply to some tweets.
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Oh before I forget...It's Beret nice to see you all🤦‍♀️ sorry but it had to be done. 😁
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3 years
Marzipan? Yes or No?
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Im really sorry for bombarding everyone with my mugshots, but I was so mortified last time putting a pic up with a shirt that looked like I chewed it for my tea, I did want to redeem myself and prove I do iron my clothes...sometimes👍😁
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My darlings as you know its gonna be my first Christmas without Dad and 3 years without Mum❤️ I know that there is someone out there that is preparing for that first Xmas without a loved one or Beloved pet. Also people who might be going through a difficult time with Depression,
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I love Gherkins..Actually I love them that much i drink the juice aswell😋 Gherkins...Yes or No?
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A very late Good Afternoon to you all...Yep it's me that wee Scottish devil😁 I hope you're all well and keeping warm. Blinking Eck, its right nippy out. Can I say a huge big thank you, for all the kindness that you have all shown.
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I know @NUFC are playing this evening and wanna wish them luck❤️👍 My Dad who passed away 5 months ago was a huge @NUFC fan and I treasure his strips. Everytime I go into the wardrobe and see them hanging up I think of him❤️🖤🤍
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#HappyBankHolidayMonday . Hope we are all fine and dandy and have had a lovely weekend? Is anyone nursing a hangover? If so I'll make you all a greasy fry up, does wonders😳🤢🤣 im sorry I seem to have lost notifications and Dms? I like to reply but not sure what's happend?
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#NewProfilePic I know I know another change of pic, someone took the micky out of my big nose...thank you to that person, I'm proud of my nose. Not many folk can smell food from 3 miles away😜🤣
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6 months
French Fancies Oui or Non? In layman's terms...Aye or No way!
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2 years
If I say the word #Scotland what's the first thing you think of?
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#HappyWednesday and a very #HappyHumpDay to all my beautiful Twitter friends. I really hope you're all well and keeping warm and safe. I know you're all thinking who is this stranger?...I usually say that to myself on many occasions🤦‍♀️😁 I'm so sorry I've not been on here and in
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A guy left me a message saying your jokes are rubbish and your nothing to look at. Fair enough, he's entitled to his opinions.. but so am I. I replied "Did you know your family tree is actually a Cactus?" A cactus? I said Aye, you're from a long line of pricks.
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Well my wee cherubs I better bugger off and go feed My dad the wee rascal🐱and myself. Thank you all so so much for putting a huge smile on my face😁😊 And thank you for all the laughs, kindness and Hellos👋 I want to leave you all with a smile😊 if I haven't replied
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A very good afternoon to one and all. I hope you are all well and looking after yourselves and each other. Its another brief visit, as ive a few things to sort out, but wanted to pop on and say thank you again for all the lovely tweets. I feel bad for not replying,
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Who else loved Mr Benn?
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I change my profile pic as many times as I eat crisps thats alot..I look less constipated here🤦‍♀️🤣 #NewProfilePic
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Hello hope we are all fine and dandy. Ive just popped in to say a quick hello. It's been one of those days. It's been really beautiful a crisp and sunny day, the kind of day mum liked. Sat in the garden with olly having a brew and thought about how mum would have loved today.
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Chocolate limes...yes or yes?
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As winter is approaching and soup is the main staple on a cold day. I thought I'd invest in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Hopefully by next year I’ll be a bouillonaire.
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Good Evening, hope we are all fine and dandy and have had a nice start to the week. I've just popped on for a wee cheeky half hour, to be an annoying,nosey git...who said nowt new there?...blooming cheek, you're right though🤣😁hope you all have a lovely evening. xx
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@kelly4charity My Mum❤ She passed away a year ago. Its like she's with me all the time xx
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3 years
Do you ever look at someone on here and they instantly make you smile?
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Who remembers their grandparents handing you money like they were hustling you?😳😬🤦‍♀️🤣
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Good afternoon or evening i best say both as I dont even know what day it is? I hope you're all well. I'm popping in to say a quickish hello and thank you all for the tweets and mentions and to tell a few crap jokes. Im sorry ive not got back to you all, please don't think
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Hello my beautiful friends. I just wanted to pop in before everyone starts their night of joy and merriment...yep I'm having a glass of baileys later😬😳😜 this could be a pure disaster for me!! So I'll do pre apologies if anyone gets a drunken message...its the Baileys
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Twitters a wee bit quiet this evening....if you can see this drop me a wee hiya👍😁
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1 year
Hello my beautiful Twitter friends, I hope you're all well and having a beautiful weekend so far.❤️🙏 First of all can I say a huge huge thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the kind, caring and beautiful messages I've just been sitting here reading them. I'm crying but
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I'd love to go camping as I've never been before. What's the most important thing or things for me to take, apart from the fridge?
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My dad was a huge @NUFC I'm not a footie fan but his football strip is one of my treasured possessions❤️ everytime I hear the team is playing a match I always think of you Dad❤️🙏
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