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@TownballJesus

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Father, Husband, and Baseball Junkie. @MinnBaseball is the best ⚾ league in the world. 2 out, 2 RBI 1B's are clutch. ⚾🍻🇺🇸🦁

Joined April 2021
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Rich Hill will retire next year, buy a house in Plato, and shove on townballers for 10 years.
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44-year-old Rich Hill appears in his 20th Major League season and strikes out his first batter 👏
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9 games in 6 days to win this beauty. Pitchers steal the show with Stark, Kenny, Dahl, Murphy, and Grill owning the mound. Grateful to the @MN_Mammoth for letting me come along for the ride. ⚾️🏆🦣
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The moment where I thought I hit a gap shot and.... the CF turns into Superman.
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Great time hanging out in the dugout with @TheRedDog12 , @ryan_rswalker4 , AMack, @NickTalentDavis , and @TommyTheCorc . Post game beers were cold. Closed down the park with @DundasGC and won the picnic table with @TownBallTuesday and @jhouselog . 🍻 HD Diesel trucks were angry...
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See you dirtbags at the yard tonight! Go @Chaskacubs ! 🐻 ⚾️ 🍻
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Shade and Breeze.
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The "Bat" signal. ⚾️ 🦇 #decemberbaseballinMN
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My family! ⚾️🍻 Not pictured: My wife and two kids. 😄🥰
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Wife. Kids. Breakfast. Coffee. Jog. Work meetings. Lunch. Lift. Work meetings. BP. Snack. Chew. Dundas. Beer. ⚾️🍻
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Metz after leaving Hinckley yesterday.... Me this morning....
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Prediction: Class C Final- @DelanoAthletics vs @birdislandfrogs Class B Final- @Chaskacubs vs @StockmensIrish *subject to change if @PubBaseball makes it to the Final. 😃 🍻
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Very true.
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What I look for when my plane is landing.
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Lawn mowing szn.
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@ClownWorld_ Did anybody ask if she needed her diaper changed? Usually, toddlers get a little pissy when they have to walk around in a wet diapy. She did diaper the surface of that table, so maybe that's an indicator. She should try for a career in demolitiation since she doesn't have money.
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Amazing game! 8-7 @Colognebaseball over @GI_Irish ... 7 foul balls in the at-bat which leads to a clutch hit to end it. #townball
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Proper baseball sky.
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We play the ⁦ @ChaskaDiamonds ⁩ today at 5 pm at Athletic Park. An attendance record could be set today. Be there.
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My wife when I don't call before I leave the field/lot after a Pub game...
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Shook Payton Manning's hand today and joked about liqoured up kickers. Priceless.
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Happy Father's Day! 🍻 🍔 @BoniSaints vs @WaconiaLakers
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@Mazursky8895 The stadium would have been standing room only with a couple parachuters.
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BREAKING! I signed a 1 yr deal with @VsLotTeam . Stipulations entail... can't drive to home games. Bring cooler to every home game stocked with frosty @Leinenkugels Honey Weiss. Ride the pine for the @ChaskaVoyageurs . Clabo inks 1-yr deal to catch baseballs. #RTB
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Good Morning! ☕️
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#dinner 🪣 🍻 🍔
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Dinner! @birdislandfrogs 🍻 🍔
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Dinner! #offday 🥩🍻
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Dinner! 🍔🍺 @HinckleyKnights
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Absolute amazing performance today by @NickTalentDavis ... wow.
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👀 #HappyHour 🍻 🍔 ⚾️ 🇺🇸
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Even at 42, opening day has me feeling like...
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I feel like I was in a car accident yesterday. ⚾️ 🍻
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@VictoriaBasebal is heading to state! 5-3 W.
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Dear Roy Hobbs World Series participants.... reach out if you're a pitcher or catcher. AZ is calling your name.
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Poppitz Field. Gopher Classic. 🍔 🍺 ⚾️ #lunch
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Dinner!
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Great night for ball! @chanredbirds vs @BobcatsBaseball 🍻
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Decided to take the rest of the day off because this day still sucks.
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PTO Championship Day. 🍻 ⚾️ Vics! 👀
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#NewUniformDay ‼️🦣⚾️
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@Baseball_365 @PubBaseball @TheStonePoneys @MinnBaseball @Czazz7 @tnault13 He caught 35 years of baseball left-handed. The only stat that matters to @tnault13 .
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It's going to be a long day.... @PubBaseball 1pm @ @BoniSaints @ChaskaVoyageurs 4pm @ @BoniSaints @Timberwolves 7pm... probably at Grumpy's unless someone brings a t.v. to Missile.... 👀
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Bullshit, per a Minnesotan.
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Minnesotans are the least stressed out people in America, per CNBC.
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Ball is life. ⚾️ 🍻
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35+ Baseball Parking Lot Exploration Team
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Boys with two big playoff wins today. @PubBaseball boys big. @TownballJesus w a nuke to seal game 1, Koenig RBI single scores Clabots to break a 0-0 deadlock in game 2. @BrowerBaseball shoves a bunch. @TylerDNawrocki with the gm 2 W in relief. See you next weekend, @TheFedMN .
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Ryan goes 2 innings. Kepler hitting 4 and ahead of Correa. Buxton hasn't seen a pitch since August 1st. Durán's last game as a Twin. Door slammed by a former Twin. Practically a home game for José Abreu, so naturally, he hits a nuke. Enjoy the off-season. 😃
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@Czazz7 @MN_Mammoth @ChaskaVoyageurs Emery sent a baseball to the ER last night.
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This 👇
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🍔 🍺 ⚾️ 👀 Where you at @TownBallTuesday ?
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Stopped by to check out the @yacardinals field on the way home from @birdislandfrogs , and the beers were flowing... 🍻 ⚾️
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See you soon, Dallas! ✈️ @PARCELForum
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Preach! MN town ball.
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35+ AZ Mammoth - Dirtbag House Jax @empyrean3k @Czazz7 @tnault13 @Mg1314801327 @BushmanBg9 Clabots Dahl 👀
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Shit is getting wired in college baseball. It feels like coaches are recruiting from the transfer portal more than from high school/JUCO squads. LSU is stacked with a new pitching coach coming in. Looking forward to watching them next year.
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Current Standings as we head into October:
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@MinnBaseball How many beers were consumed? O/U 35,000?
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Nice night for ball. @shakopeeindians vs @chanredbirds
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Lunch! 🍔🍺
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@ChaskaVoyageurs playoff SZN.
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Hopefully, I'm doing a different type of yard work tonight. ⚾️
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@DundasDukes well done! ⚾️ 🍻
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Off day. @HLOrphans backyard. 👀 👍🍻 ⚾️ 🇺🇸
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Fall ball.
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Me after trying to catch a fall ball yesterday...
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Guy grows ball players and men. Exactly what Anderson has done for 42 years. Coach Huber would be a great coach for @GopherBaseball
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BELLE PLAINE TIGERS 🐅⚾️
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Former Tiger Tim Huber, head coach at Augustana (SD), was mentioned in Patrick Reusse's article today as a potential replacement for the soon-retiring John Anderson of the University of Minnesota @GopherBaseball 👀
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@Baseballfan548 @Bigpaddychill @BoniSaints @CharlesFis76847 @brownton_bruins @CRVL_Baseball @TownBallTuesday @AlexLogelin5 @TheSpottedCat05 @MBarnes_8 is a leader. Tough wearing multiple hats. He help lead @TGEagleBaseball to a state crown. I believe he got married, which can some time away from the roster. Without Barnes, Boni is a different team. YA and Watertown would be just find if Alex and Pat weren't around.
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Dinner! @BobcatsBaseball vs @VictoriaBasebal 3-3 top 6. 🍻 🍔
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Enjoy today because it could be all over tomorrow. 👊
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Need context behind these. Did any of these take place in one game?
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Ejections #19 Directed profanity/insults #20 Directed profanity/insults #21 Actions intended to ridicule #22 Prolonged arguing #23 Prolonged arguing
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@PubBaseball Win, lose, we booze. 🍻 Keep those beers cold @WaconiaLakers ! Night cap might get rowdy. 😆
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It's going to be 50 degrees warmer in 36 hours. I love you MN.
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Are there any MN 40+ teams going to AZ? 👀
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Take notes from Ohtani. Stay loose. Have fun. Give CPR to your bat. Hit bombs.
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@AlphaNewsMN How's no one talking about the photo shopped dude to the far right? Looks like he's ready for more gun laws...
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Here you can see @PubBaseball enjoying the off-season.
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Truth. 👏
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Avg 2022 MLB game time = 181 mins. Avg game time on opening day 2023 = 162 mins. 181-162=19. 19/ 9 innings = 2.1 mins per inning. What torture you fair weather fans have experienced. Free baseball will drive you to the lot because.... the game is taking too long. 😔
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When players commit, then de-commit. Committ again to only de-commit. Commit again to only.... de-commit.... please use the same thread from your original commitment so we can follow how many times you got it wrong.
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