When that wretched wizard of the woods curses my wife and I by turning us into horses for pointing out that his multicolored robes are "queer-coded" but that's actually what we wanted
fun fact you can force a horse furry into a permanent loop by saying "horse" to them as they have no other choice but to say it in return and you can repeat this until the heat death of the universe
bojack horseman after saying or doing the most irredeemable shit to one of the few people who still care for him (it is ok because he is a funny horse)
Hey equine furs you gumsmacking bricklipped tail-flicking hoof-having big-eared cuties it is now time to show me your fursonas NOW show me them NOOOOW show NOOOOOOOOOW
if bojack horseman was real he'd tweet something controversial then get called "wojak horseman" with a pic of a wojak version of him and he'd lock his account
haha oops I just slipped and spilled my bag full of apples, oats, hay, sugar cubes, and detached human fingers allll over the floor! I sure hope no pesky equines notice!
It is well known that horses have an amazing ability to sleep standing up and it's rare to see them laying down.
Yet, they lay down more frequently than you can imagine, especially to simply rest. And sometimes eat at the same time.
[๐น chestnut.marley]
DID YOU KNOW that HORSES only wear FLY MASKS to prevent them from PIERCING the SOULS of the DAMNED with their HEAVENLY GAZE? SOURCE: ะัะัะัะัะ
being a horse would be fuckin wicked because A.) i wouldn't have to pay taxes (gross) and B.) i could eat all the grass and apples i want while making funny horse noises (cool)
you know what they say
an apple a day keeps the doctors away
but not the horses
the horses
they know you have apples
and they want the apples
and they're coming for them