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simon

4 months

At some point during the game, I saw kimmich started having genuine fear of vini running at him. Look at his body language man, he’s never been dominated this way by a winger.

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@reefaneeded @OTerrifying That shit travelling at 100mph. Where do you want him to run bruh 💀

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@Bnelden1 @DailyLoud No but I'm not 48 either

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@MadridXtra @SQuirante Hazard on the bench soon

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@elsdawg @simiafc Put your wc medal on the table poachpard

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@AngelA79soto @DailyLoud Your loss

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@immaterialzoal @theMadridZone @diarioas Context: Chelsea are finished

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@iamcobbina Bro walking around with bbl

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@BavarianAD He literally dunked on you nazis.

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@Watch_LFC My man pretending to understand the coach during team talks

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@stopitparag @FabrizioRomano @RMCsport Nobody wants to joined brokelona 😭😭😭

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@dxnnyyxz @goal Fradiola wouldldnt go within 10km radius of those black men

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@FabrizioRomano Another lever fatman?

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@Bnelden1 @DailyLoud The fact that they're the only ones I know and all these are features 💀💀

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@sevgillea Damn near broke his neck

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@meech_MUFC Shut up man. You're embarrassing yourself

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3 months

@HakarisupremaC Do NOOT CHECK that girl profilE WHATFFFFF

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10 months

@TeamRMFC Gavi fans really materialised this injury by repeatedly mocking our players lmao

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2 years

@CJXYE @DailyLoud They didn't. Uncles tripping my the replies 💀

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8 months

@Mike_RMCF I’m laughing imaging if one of Jude, tchouameni or cama ended up at united or Liverpool. 💀Their agents are the real heroes

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2 years

@Abuloted @MahmudRMA First one is definitely the worst account on this app ever. By far

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8 months

@neophecy Same energy

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3 months

The thing more baffling than the transfer itself is how unbothered their fans are.

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Vertrag bis 2027: Vincent Kompany neuer Trainer des FC Bayern. 🔴⚪ 🔗 #MiaSanMia #FCBayern

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@UtdDozie @FabrizioRomano We will soon find out. This club is bleeding Money they don't even have.

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1 year

@theMadridZone @tjcope Fati idolises vini 💀

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@190TWO Sam wallass when it comes to hating madrid

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@MabridXtra @marca Go get that money @DaniCarvajal92

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@DeadlineDayLive WHO gassed asston villa 💀

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@elfayz_ This man manifested a transfer out of thin air 😭😭

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@Stop_Hammerzeit @DiscussingFilm His shoes looking up at him

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@AbzSemtex @FCBarcelona

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@MadridXtra @BILD Make the right decision for once real assdrid

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@afcjxmes Mbappes honest reaction when "arteta" calls

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@MAK3LELE Mikhaylo mudryk

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6 months

Makes me think how useful Ramos could’ve been man just for a year. We got fucking nacho strutting around wearing the armband getting bullied by Rayo and Getafe strikers..

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Pepe vs Arsenal 41 years old…

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@FCBMonalisa @theMadridZone @marca They're not talking about monopoly money

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@GreatWhiteNueve Imagine the amount of ass sweats, fart poo pee particles collecting there since 1900s

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@iiMiaSanMia You’ve watched carvajal a total of 3 times. I ve never watched bundesliga game can I call musiala a flop and an overrated?????

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@leiileiijaee203 @TARYNxOFFICIAL Aint this him?

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@idoxvi Sbozo comparisons faded real quick 😭😭😭

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@Gideoomatic We still here.

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@Re7ceRevivaI @SakadagoatM5 You’ve never watched him play. How are people so confident in making these claims man

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@theMadridZone @abc_es I speak for everyone when I say we need to set up a 1v1 for fede vs baena in the octagon.

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2 years

What a photo omg. It looks fake

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@vini_ball That's so sad bruh

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16k likes on fake stats. This app is cookedddddd

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Arteta is still unbeaten in champions league knockout in his managerial career

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@AidanWalshMUFC We have the dominican mamba

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@AbjaFCB @atchouameni @BellinghamJude I Finished on your mom’s ugly face last night. That felt good

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@PSGINT_ @Dhanush_rma Literally just signed a long term contract

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@CFCNardo He went from watching ASS to ass

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2 years

BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨 Reports emerging in spain that realmadrid have made a last minute bid to sign Foo-Kin-Nowan.

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@killeures They eating mud and grass for dinner there

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@beyoncegarden @gbennylola You need professional help

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@BavarianAD Your head is on the CLOUDDDDDD

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@theMadridZone @diarioas No worries we'll sign carvajal's brother in law

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@TeamRMFC We made a monumental upgrade

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@killeures Reeks of

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@sevgillea Today’s WHAT?

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@MadridUniversal @JorgeCPicon You didn't have another pic?

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@mpaz12 @theMadridZone @MovistarFutbol The joke writes itself 😭😭😭

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@boxofwolves @DiscussingFilm Except this man as the joker

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@AlonsoMaestroV1 @1jardo 99% sure that’s a Somali

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@albiFCB7 Michael Oliver

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@sonix7974 @Complaxes Keep barking dog

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@themadridology @fiago7 Cleaning house

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@AubutSti @MattJames615 @BestFightClip Ruined his life for no reason. Hope he gets probed in jail

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2 years

If junior calafat thought vini and rodrygo were worth it when everyone else thought otherwise and convinced perez to pay 80m for tchouameni, then you best believe he's confident bellingham can become the best midfielder in the world at madrid. Dont ever doubt that man.

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@theMadridZone @marca He thinks we care