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@BavarianAD
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3 months
Blood is boiling dudes like Lewy,S*arez and Neymar never got a Ballon d'Or but this scrub will
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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Vinicius Jr has just secured his Ballon d'Or! ✨
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@BavarianAD
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3 months
This surpasses 1933-1945 Germany propaganda
@StatmanDave
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3 months
Jude Bellingham's game by numbers vs. Dortmund: 100% aerial duels won 50 touches 3 chances created 2/3 tackles won 1 big chance created 1 assist Just 20 years old. Wow. 🔥🔥🔥
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@BavarianAD
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2 months
Havertz is the worst thing to happen to Germany since the regime
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@BavarianAD
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3 months
First Carvajal is better than Lahm now this? I told you people Real Madrid fans are just 14 year olds who switched clubs during the threepeat
@andruchk
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3 months
Vinicius is already better than wingers like Robben and Ribbery at 23, nostalgia merchants will dispute this but it’s a fact regardless.
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@BavarianAD
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3 months
We watched the game man he was awful
@statmusefc
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3 months
Chances created: 4 — Toni Kroos 4 — Switzerland
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@BavarianAD
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@BavarianAD
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3 months
Never ask a woman her age A man his salary And Real Madrid fans what they thought about Benzema from 2015-2019
@Camaverde_
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3 months
only Bayern fans will tell a B'Dor winner who had the best CL campaign ever is comparable to a scrub who ghosts in big CL games since iphone4 was new 😂
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
@AlphonsoDavies You man were dating since high school. Love is not real
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@BavarianAD
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4 months
Recently they are the most unintelligent fanbase I have ever encountered
@not_yusuff
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@BavarianAD
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4 months
When this club burns down to the ground I will cry tears of joy and thank God
@iMiaSanMia
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4 months
Carlo Ancelotti: "Bayern complaining about the offside? OK, then we complain about the cancelled goal of Nacho. Kimmich dived" @MadridXtra
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@leroy_sane
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Congrats @ManCity on the triple! Well-deserved this season 👏🏽🦈 #UCLFinal @ChampionsLeague
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@BavarianAD
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3 months
Nice one Real Madrid! You just added another 10 million plastic fans from Asia and America to your low iq fan base!
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@BavarianAD
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3 months
Seeing Germany finally play like a real team feels so good man Nagelsmann really came through
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@Camaverde_
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3 months
give 1 fvcking reason why Ribery/Robben are better than Vinicius aside being a nostalgic addict and negative lQ Bayern fan 😂😂😂😂
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@BavarianAD
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8 months
Lol, do you guys remember when Ronaldo and Ramos directly asked Lewandowski if he could join Real Madrid right in front of Benzema?
@elfayz_
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8 months
Winners are not allowed to allow losers to rewrite history. El Nueve 👑
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@BavarianAD
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6 months
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I owe every Liverpool fan I beefed with in 2019 an apology
@hlumimooi
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6 months
Neuer White Saliba Gabriel Davies Ødegaard Rice Kimmich Saka Kane Coman I count 6 Arsenal players, 5 Bayern ones.
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Even clearer now Müller left a bigger legacy on football than Neymar
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
How is Messi going to win the Ballon d'Or over Lewandowski for having a purple patch at the Copa America ? Anytime I watch him play he just walks around and does nothing
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Musiala putting those overrated Spanish frauds Pedri and Gavi in the bin for the 3rd time in a row has added 10 more years in my fcking life span
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@iMiaSanMia @BILD Mané good guy gimmick exposed
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
Lewandowski bagging a goal against Spain with Championship players around him meanwhile Kane and Benzema have 0 goals with their super teams
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
This De Ligt performance.....we need more players with blonde hair and blue eyes
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Neuers longevity is better than Buffon and Casillas. At this stage of his career he is a tier above them
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@BavarianAD
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5 months
Tuchel only has 1 lost vs Real Madrid in 6 games
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
"Kimmich shouldn't be captain"
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@BavarianAD
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4 months
Out performed Jude Bellingham over both legs when his knee was about to fall off
@MathysEra
Tel #Comps
4 months
Jamal Musiala vs Real Madrid
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Mané dissed Nagelsmann in front of the team during training. Did it again in the locker room after the PSG game, which led to undeserved starts(played poorly) Gave Sané a clothesline and drained 25m off of us. Worst transfer in Bayern history👍🏽
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@BavarianAD
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5 months
Rest Sané and Coman vs Köln. League is already over. Just give the minutes to Tel and Zaragoza
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
For the 6th consecutive season Lewandowski has now scored 40+ goals 15/16: 42 in 51 games 16/17: 43 in 47 games 17/18: 41 in 48 games 18/19: 40 in 47 games 19/20: 55 in 47 games 20/21: 42 in 36 games* Unreal consistency 🐐
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It was a special campaign, and we gave him a player that treats the ball as if it's a bomb as his midfield partner
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
Müller is a better all timer than any English player
Quote with a football opinion that’ll result in this
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
Müller needs 2 assists to break Messi's calendar year assist record ?
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@BavarianAD
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5 months
The whole world watched 120m Declan Rice get outperformed by Goretzka over both legs
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@TaistoFCB This is not the tweet you think it is
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@BavarianAD
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4 months
Kane had back problems,Gnabry's hamstring is hanging off the bone,Sané pubic bone is poking his belly botton, and Musiala's knee is about to fall off. All our attacking players were legit injured
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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While only holding a one goal lead against Real Madrid, Thomas Tuchel took off three of his best attacking options to try and preserve the lead. A decision that might have cost Bayern's season 😳
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@BavarianAD
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Müller being 33 is actually weird to me because I have practically watched him for my whole life and he's done nothing more than give everything for the club
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Nah but Mazraoui was insane in both the defence and offence. I know Lahm is somewhere smiling for no reason right now
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
@SergeGnabry Aint no way........
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@BavarianAD
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4 months
What have our wingers been doing in the last 3 years
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
4 months
🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Vini Jr. has scored his career best tally of 23 goals again! VINI JR. BALON D’OROOOOOOOOOO
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@BavarianAD
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4 months
Laimer's engine is amazing. This guy has two lungs
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@BavarianAD
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4 years
Pulisic in the Pulisic in the Bundesliga Premier League Makes you think
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"Rice would get bored of the Bundesliga" Arsenal is after Rice to win the Premier League while Bayern wants him to win the Champions League. That's the difference between both clubs
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@BavarianAD
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8 months
Right after a UCL game LOOOOOOOL what they're doing with Benzema is like how Japan tried to cover up their war crimes
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Musialas fifa upgrade next year is going to filthy I can already see the 86 rated CAM card with 5 star skill moves
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
Neymar's heatmap vs Bayern
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
The way Gravenberch drives the ball forward is mental ffs he has to fullfil his potential and show us what Paul Pogba should have been
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Neymar's best non g/a Champions League performance turns out to be a Neuer comp looooooooool
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
@GODSAVEMESSl @OL_English JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJ 😂
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@BavarianAD
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5 months
Thank you for that left back performance. I will never forget your sacrifice if we go through🫡 @SergeGnabry
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@BavarianAD
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5 months
Harry Kane you will never be Robert Lewandowski
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@BavarianAD
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4 months
Seeing Bayerns say they prefer to lose to Real Madrid because they are afraid of a possible L vs Dortmund
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We wasted an all timer Champions League campaign because we got a little scared Tuchel will go to Real Madrid loooooooooool Brazzo,Kahn etc can't scapegoat anyone this time
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Bayern fans are afraid of Man City I don't think you know who we are😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
I don't want to see any reactionary takes on Nagelsmann because we absolutely dominated that demonic team
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
Bundesliga flop Emmanuel Dennis has the second most goal contributions in the Premier League 🤔
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3 years
People wanted Nagelsmann out because of our boards incompetence to give him the players he desires LOOOOOOOOOOL
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Upamecano ruined an entire all timer campaign in two games.
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Yep. I wish Bayern were more like Liverpool. I hope we go 3 decades with only 1 League trophy and employ players like Henderson who become club legends. The vibes will be awesome
@Kashe1dz
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Bayern must’ve been horrible vibes Gravenberch looks like he’s just discovered life on earth
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Nagelsmann beat this Mainz team 4-0 and 6-2 this season😁
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Don't ask a woman her age, A man his salary, A Bayern fan what they think about Kane from 2016-2022
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Remember when people said "Mané shows up in big games unlike Lewy" ? He's blanked out vs Inter,Barcelona and now Dortmund. Super star signing !
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
I can't believe my eyes. We are going to turn Musiala into a CM because Brazzo and co could not replace Thiago properly
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
3 years
𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 🔴 Jamal Musiala last time out for Bayern 🔝 @FCBayernEN | #UCL
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@BavarianAD
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3 months
World Class player🫡
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3 years
But Lahm was was just a DeFeNSiVE FuLLbAcK. More chances created than bloody Lionel Messi but because he did not rack up loads of assist on Transfermarkt they think he's got the attacking ability of Wan Bissaka FFS
@Squawka
Squawka
7 years
Most chances created in the Champions League since 2012/13: T. Kroos (125) C. Ronaldo (103) P. Lahm (103) Koke (102) L. Messi (97)
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2 years
I thought it was just a Twitter joke but Dembele actually plays like an undeveloped version of Coman
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4 years
@FabrizioRomano @ErlingHaaland Davies robbed. Defenders will never get the recognition they deserve
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Another victim of FC Hollywood🕊
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The Champions League is not even over yet and Thiago has never had a campaign like this for us in his 7 years at Bayern.
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Thomas Tuchel: I still need a #6 Joshua Kimmich: I'm a #6 !"
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
So now that Müller has the 2nd most assists in football history what does Özil have over him ?
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Gave our starboy his debut. #NeverForget
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Thomas Müller is higher than Özil in the all time rankings
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@BavarianAD
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8 months
@topwhite8 Move on. Benzema was not him
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Gnabry can still dribble
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3 months
World class player Vol. 2
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3 months
World Class player🫡
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4 years
@FCBayernUS Adminnnnnnnnnnnn
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3 years
Jorginho for the Ballon d'Or has to be one of the worse things I have ever seen. He's so average I genuinely believe he doesn't make Bayern's bench
@Route1futbol
RouteOneFootball
3 years
🎙Cannavaro 🇮🇹: "Ballon d'Or to Jorginho 🇮🇹? He deserves it, for what he won this season." #CFC
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@BavarianAD
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@Z9Priv_ Vinicius is on his way to overtaking them. He's not yet better than them
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3 years
Müller is too disrespected on this app because of his playing style some people would prefer an average player that is aesthetically pleasing over someone who is arguably a top 5 player of this generation
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@BavarianAD
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5 years
Bayern Munich really have the best training grounds #UCL #CHEBAY
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Upamecano has left Konate in the dust. He and Hernández are easily France best CBs the rest are a level below
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
Just deeped that Chelsea spent €115m on Lukaku during a pandemic, give Bayern that money and we're building an empire
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Kimmich getting no hype pisses me off. He's been the best midfielder in the world since the start of the season and he could finish top 5 in the ballon d'Or depending on how he does in the World Cup and CL
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@BavarianAD
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10 months
But Arsenal signed Kai Havertz
@iMiaSanMia
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10 months
Harry Kane named Man of the Match 🌟
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2 years
We got actually got Mazraoui for free LOOOOOOOOOOOL some clubs are stuck with Meunier and Dalot as thier right backs
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@BavarianAD
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4 months
"How did you know I'm a Real Madrid fan?"
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3 years
This Jorginho guy is turning up to the Ballon d'Or ceremony tomorrow whilst Müller and Kimmich are at home. Get out of here man
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
Benzema got the whole of France and RM players pushing Ballon d'Or propaganda for him meanwhile we are relying on DonKimmich and BavarianComps
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
Lewandowski goal means he's now got 21 G/A since the season begun 👍
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
Upamecano today reminded me so much of 15/16 Boateng ffs. He's literally a clone of him but without the domestic abuse charges
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@BavarianAD
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2 years
No one is talking about Upamecano lol at this rate he's going to make 45m look like it was nothing in the future
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@BavarianAD
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4 years
@utdsaeed @ftblmiguel Ole's tricky reds are going to smash us🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥
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3 years
Bayern players balled out today
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3 years
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@SeanDOlfc
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3 years
This egypt match is the prime example of why judging players on international success is absolutely ridiculous. Its complete luck of where you were born
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@BavarianAD
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3 years
@PrimeSadio Robertson has been terrible for months have some shame 😭
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5 months
😭😭😭Lewandowski got slandered for carrying Poland to international tournaments for a decade, playing with players from the 2nd division
@Gideoomatic
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Kvaratskhelia has just carried nation to the Euros but they're gonna tell you Haaland needs Pep to drag Norway
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Our buildup without Kimmich😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you people that said we were better without him need to be sent to the deepest dungeon in North Korea
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