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Los Angeles, CA
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@toriimacdaddy
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9 months
Four years ago, I pitched Egon on pressing obscure Southern rap tapes and CDs to vinyl. Today, with Vinyl Me Please, we're announcing The Story of Memphis Rap, a 9-album, 11-record box set documenting some of the hardest, gnarliest, grimiest rap music ever made.
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4 years
an electoral map if Biden wins every state containing area codes where Ludacris claimed to have hoes
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Jeff Van Gundy: If you get fouled so hard that you fart a little you should get an extra free throw. Mark Jackson: Growing up in New York City we called that a brown out. Happened to a great point guard by the name of Kenny Anderson. Mike Breen: —and the Bucks have tied it up
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8 years
Year: 2023 Place: Neo-Atlanta Setting: The 6th year of the Savage Wars. 48 Savage has just declared himself King.
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Pigeons & Planes
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There's a rapper named 22 Savage, and he's got a 'Savage Mode' mixtape on the way.
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From Miles Davis’ autobiography
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@SirMichaelRocks
Mikey Rocks
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Heard a old man say “don’t let them do to rap what they did to jazz back in the day.” Any jazz historians that can tell me what happened to jazz back then?
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"Tradcath" means you're only into Cathy comic strips drawn and written before creator Cathy Guisewhite's 1997 marriage
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6 years
Travis Scott’s still the only rapper I’ve ever seen complain about having his father involved in his life.
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6 years
L.A. in the daytime vs. L.A. in the nighttime
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2 months
Larry Coryell on meeting Miles Davis
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8 years
I hate the new Blondye, the dyed to the roots Blondye The blonds have more fun Blondye, the bleached by the sun Blondye
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6 years
Paul Wall printing a photo of his SLAB on his shorts while sitting on that SLAB in those shorts is a Big Mood.
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3 years
Wifeless Joe Jackson
@cjzero
CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
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Imagine getting heckled by this guy
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Scottie Scheffler said fuck a hole in one I’ll put a hole in 12
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4 years
I need to know how this dude at the Capitol ended up with the 2003 G-Unit Pelle Pelle
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4 years
rappers taking a shit on their album covers
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4 years
James Harden wearing a Blue Lives Matter facemask cuz he’s got a shoot-first mentality too
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1 year
@Dodgers Very brave of you to give into Marco Rubio throwing a fit
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10 months
Once again: Rick Rubin is lying here. He remixed an entire Geto Boys album and produced and DJ’d for the Beastie Boys. More importantly, he also knows how to cultivate an air of mystique.
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Always thought he was a fraud
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5 years
This woman ran on the field, gave Cody Bellinger a hug, got tackled, then got “M-V-P!” chants for her trouble
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normal nfl fans [boring]: our d-line could use help and our gm has a burnt filet mignon where his brain should be falcons fans [cool]: hellfire licks at our feet yet we unflinchingly trod the path of righteousness. god is not with us, but it does not matter.
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holy shit Jason Alexander’s at the game and they put him on the big screen as George Costanza, Yankees Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
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3 years
I’ve crossed over to Retired Sharpshooter Twitter. This is the culmination of years of Remembering Guys.
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@mayorlightfoot
Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot
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Last spring, we expanded outdoor dining out of necessity. Now, we're expanding it because we love it. #ChicagoAlfresco is a new citywide initiative to design and create long-term outdoor spaces across all our neighborhoods.
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4 years
thinking about the greatest fit ever worn
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4 years
lol holy shit
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I refuse to believe “The Senator was bribed with Egyptian gold bricks” is a real scandal and not a Supreme Clientele-era Ghostface line
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4 years
greatest city on earth
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8 years
@ToriiMacDaddy "What bedeviled affliction is this?" he mumbled with a mouthful of blood. "It's a knife," whispered 48 Savage.
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I HAVE AN ERECTION ❕𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵
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4 years
@virgiltexas @J_ManPrime21 Virgil go on Los Angeles Chargers
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Rex Chapman looks like Xeni Jardin's partner in a series of tropical bird kidnappings
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4 years
"Tries to pull through crowd while accelerating with people on the hood," more commonly known as "running people over."
@NBCLA
NBC Los Angeles
4 years
Video: During Black Lives Matter protest on the 101 Freeway, a CHP cruiser tries to pull through the crowd before accelerating with people on the hood.
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@ToriiMacDaddy 47 Savage stood atop Philips Arena, surveying his shattered, smoldering fiefdom. Suddenly, a sharp pain in his back...
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4 years
gold medalists in the not listening to the lyrics olympics
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Really excited for the NBA!* *N - on-stop protest until B - reonna Taylor’s killers A - re arrested
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8 years
I interviewed Pouya and Fat Nick for The Hundreds. They're pleasant young men who rap well.
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You Won't Believe What The Baby From Nirvana's "Nevermind" Looks Like Now
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4 years
Uber, Lyft, and DoorDash just spent $200 million to overturn labor law. Cool country we have.
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2 years
Drake’s pretended to be Jamaican, a Londoner, and a Houstonian. But for his most challenging act of appropriation yet, he’s now Albanian.
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4 years
@TheFakeAbeBeame Is it bad. Yes? But is it as bad as the notorious “shit cat” review? No.
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This is who Bruiser Wolf raps like
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6 years
2011-2012 Travis Scott was a real whirlwind of bratty quotes.
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Scott’s very involved father is also the person who taught DJ Premier how to play drums.
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This is the greatest moment for L.A. rap since G-funk. So I wrote about it.
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@celestelabedz This was serious analysis and should be treated as such. Biden gets all 5.
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ESPN: [footage of me eating a sandwich overlaid with the NFL draft spotlight thing and dramatic music] Mel Kiper: this kid is a real turd––i'm talking a doo-doo-ass of epic proportions––and i hope he dies Me [sitting on the couch in just my boxers]: what the fuck
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Last tweet about this: His dad, Jack Webster, is in the music industry, may or may not have a political science masters, and definitely helped orchestrate his career.
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@jazzbeezy Every Travis Scott interview from 2011-2012 is a gold mine. Just an utterly un-self-aware doofus.
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@netw3rk Mark Jackson was frequently on basketball cards with shooters
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1 year
WHO IS WRITING THIS COPY???
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6 years
Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles.
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This is one of the most insane outfits I’ve ever seen
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Quavo’s gonna call himself “The Bandolorian” and there ain’t nothin we can do about it
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2 years
A ~60-year-old guy I occasionally chat with at record sales accidentally tracked down Mozzy. He does not know who Mozzy is.
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...why is Wood Harris' Wiki photo an ultra hi-res shot of him playing basketball against Matthew Lillard?
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Rubin is something of a fraud—I mean, he literally defrauded the Beasties—but not really for the reasons people think he is. Rubin wants to be considered a beachside shaman, not the guy who chopped Zeppelin samples.
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This decade’s worst rap discourse, in no particular order: -tight jeans are gay -Nicki Minaj is Good -anything related to Eminem -New York is back, baby! -jazz and rap combined for the first time!! -Chance the Rapper is independent -Drake -J. Cole went Platinum -Migos can’t rap
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BNO News
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Facebook has sent a team to one of its California data centers to try to manually reset its servers - NYT
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Jordan Peterson [crying]: Everybody was kung fu fighting? That’s chaos; that’s disorder; that’s the breakdown of Western culture Ben Shapiro [overdosing on adderall]: It’s literally impossible that *everyone* was kung fu fighting. Is kung fu fighting suddenly communicable? Plus-
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Earl Sweatshirt just dunked on Ernest Baker's entire existence.
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4 years
just thinkin about Jonathan Lipnicki's awkward tween phase when he dressed like a miniature Scott Storch
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@edsbs recently disgraced Bon Appetit editor
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4 years
grindin
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@ShutUpAndrosky This dude is like 54 years old. At what point does he start calling himself a Proud Man?
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Nancy Reagan strikes again
@kirk_bado
Kirk A. Bado
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Maybe a wax Lincoln sculpture wasn’t the best idea during DC’s first week of summer heat
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Every music becomes sterile and safe when it loses the kids. Jazz in particular got crushed by technological and socio-economic forces beyond any one person’s control.
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Drakeo, 2019
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Fat Joe looks like he just rigged the Kentucky Derby
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Complaining about Pitchfork scores predates music itself. The first Gregorian chant was about Thotbreaker getting an 8.0.
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Rubin also produced the significant majority of LL Cool J’s Radio. This shit isn’t hard to Google.
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3 years
Mr. Cheeks is Gil Scott-Heron’s nephew????
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@TexasGOP I’ve got your $5 footlong right here, pal.
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im gonna tell my kids this was lin-manuel miranda
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Chris Paul looks like the interior of a Buick Skylark.
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in the 90s all you needed for a huge dance single was a kinda catchy synth loop, a woman with high-pitched voice singing about a bad breakup, and a German guy rapping a completely unrelated verse about peace and war
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Paying $50 for chicken tenders to hear Kanye rap some shit like “I got divorced and fed to the tigers—Carole Baskin/New girl got a bleached asshole—thanks for askin”
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Lula D.
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I know you fucking lying. #DONDA
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my shooter Jewish but the way he hold the chopper’s unorthodox
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Hell yeah, a movie about Jeff Bagwell going to France
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words I wanna hear E-40 say: •preposterous •Professor Zoidberg •Albanian •fluvial •Knausgaard •anime •onanism
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Disappointing that no one on the Kings is wearing the C-Webb Dadas
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The great irony of Davis bemoaning the state of jazz in the 1980s is that he remains the genre’s insuperable horizon, the artist with whom all jazz in the past…70?…years exists in conversation with.
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4 years
IMPORTANT EARTHQUAKE PREPAREDNESS TIP‼️
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Original tweet got deleted but
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@fakeshoredrive
Andrew Barber
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25 years ago today, Canibus dropped his debut album 'Can-I-Bus' - one of the most anticipated releases of 1998. Most fans believed the album, largely produced by Wyclef & Jerry Wonda, was a huge let down. I think it got a bad rap & was better than people gave it credit for.
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from my dad’s yearbook
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@in_yacht
Today in Yacht Rock
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William Royce “Boz” Scaggs was born on this day in 1944. Scaggs’ yachtiest song, “Lowdown”, includes future Toto members David Paich, Jeff Porcaro and David Hungate as personnel and won the Grammy for Best R&B Song in 1976.
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If I wanted a pod that made me kill myself id just listen to red scare
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"Capitalism breeds innovation." The innovation:
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Michigan rappers be like
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@Jezzerat My town was gutted when jobs at the Racism Factory were outsourced. The Chapo-to-Fash Pipeline allowed us to regain some dignity.
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Would you rather listen to 6ix9ine's album or wear 6ix9ine's old outfits?
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You can’t see his legs, but he’s wearing these, too
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