Transaction in Co op Castleford just now
Shop assistant : hello my love
Me: hello love
SA: do you need a bag love?
Me: yes please love
SA: there you are my love. Thanks love
Me: thanks. Bye love
There’s a lot of love in Yorkshire
It’s my son Eden’s 14th birthday today and there’s not much we can do to celebrate so I wondered if you’d be so kind as to wish him a happy birthday and put a smile on his face 😁 please retweet 😁
This guy makes me feel right happy and safe. That's it. 💙 Next summer I officially become an Everton wife. I've had 6 years practice so i know what i'm in for. Up the fucking toffees
@roy
12 years off the ale/drugs today. More importantly, 12 years since I made the decision, then put the action in, to stop being a completely selfish bastard. We all need a hand up now and again.
My mate
@RebeccaMJourno
wrote this as part of her Uni work:
See this fella here,
@badwool9
. He’s the love of my life & he’s 40 today. He saves people’s lives, including mine. Show him some love please people ⭐️💕
A real honour to have my work performed by the wonderful human and phenomenal actor that is
@juliehes
have a watch if you fancy. Julie has been so supportive of my work and is one of life’s absolute diamonds ❤️ I love her 🙏
Love is not just a feeling. It’s a skill that requires trust, vulnerability, generosity, understanding, patience and humour. I love you
@badwool9
Thankyou for one of the most important years of my whole life X
2 years with the best man on the planet. I entered our relationship with a lot of damage and mistrust, old painful wounds got opened up and up and up. Thankyou for helping me to heal
@badwool9
and for showing me nothing but love XXX
Love is not just a feeling. It’s a skill that requires trust, vulnerability, generosity, understanding, patience and humour. I love you
@badwool9
Thankyou for one of the most important years of my whole life X
My 11 year old son’s phone just beeped and he said “I set that alarm 10 hours ago to see what I’d be doing in ten hours time and here I am now. My future self. Eating cereal”
I wanna drink whiskey with John Cooper Clarke. I wanna get frisky in Vondel park. I want a new jacket and skinny jeans. I wanna sling the birdie to her majesty the queen
Every weds me and my two boys come to Barnsley. They do parkour and i catch up on work and walk around the market. I feel so welcome here. It’s become one of the highlights of our week.ive said it once n i’ll say it again, Barnsley folk are the absolute best.
Tomorrow it’s my kind and funny youngest son Ember’s birthday . Can we show his some Twitter love please? It would really make his day Xxxx Thankyou 💖💖
Nob’dy’s ad a sarnie on Racca Green
Nob’dy’s stopped at Morag’s for a pot of hot tea
Nob’dy’s nipped through t’snicket
at t’back o’ GT’s
Where t’words are still on t’wall
from 1984
Thatcher
Fucked
Us
Up
A man from Barnsley has just been round to look at my boiler and kept me entertained for an hour with funny anecdotes. He said his mam told him before she died that we should squeeze every bit of joy out of the day. Anyway he’s made mine. Barnsley folk r ace x
Thankyou from the bottom of my heart to everyone who came to my booklaunch in Liverpool. Thankyou for listening with so much respect as I shared the next bit of my story. I feel so lucky to have shared that time in space with you all. Happy New Year ♥️
Overwhelmed by the kindness and generosity of people who were at the gig last night, by my friends, online and offline, who have kept me afloat these past couple of months. People are good and the world is a friendly place if we see it as we are and not as it is xxxxx
A stunning night on Friday at St George’s Hall Liverpool with The Circus Minds
@nickellis_music
@badwool9
and
@JohnHead1967
.After a week spent in an isolated depressed slump it was nice to get out of my own head and connect with music and people I love x
We’re stuck in the house in Mytholmroyd because of the flooding. So we’re having whatever’s in the cupboard to eat. I made stew and dumplings.
@badwool9
has NEVER HAD A DUMPLING. He just kept shaking his head in disbelief and saying the word “ suet” . Anyway he loved them.
I’m doing my first Zoom gig in a couple of weeks with free style rapping brra brra brapping Queen of Bratfud Kirsty Taylor. Open mic slots available. I have no idea how exactly it will work so why not tune in just to have a laugh at me being baffled XX
“Sweat dripping off your dad’s nose as he fucks about with a screwdriver behind the tele..fighting wools in Southport .. angel delight... being made up your aunty died” ducking excellent new material from
@badwool9
tonight
A few years ago I saw a scouser in a gas mask reading his stories in a pub in Leeds. Here he is now reading a love letter to his native Kirkdale. Have a listen and fall head over heels in love with him. I have ...
An honour and privilege to perform to a sold out crowd at The Everyman Liverpool tonight alongside my mate Sam Batley and the artist formally known as Roy X
@badwool9
photo credit
@glamgigpics
St George’s Hall is receiving a healthy dose of The just-out-of-group-therapy group Circus Minds. Fronted by our favourite ruffian raconteur
@badwool9
and elevated to another dimension by 50s heartthrob
@nickellis_music
I love little Victoria and PJ. I’d love to see pics of your little selves... 💖 xxxx when we talk to ourselves we should remember this is who we are talking to Xxx be kind to yourselves xxxx
Downstairs in kitchen making a cup of Yorkshire Malty Biscuit tea and I hear PJ asking Alexa to play Cate le Bon. Alexa answers. Then I hear PJ
@badwool9
say “is right, Alexa lad”
So blown away by all your birthday messages and retweets for Eden. We’re gunna sit together and read through them all. It means the world. Thankyou all for your time and your love and kindness xxxxx 🙏
It gives me great pleasure to announce this show with
@mikegarry
at Liverpool Parr Street Studios in association with
@VioletteRecords
. Anyone who knows Violette knows they do things differently.With exceptional taste.ladies and gents...Quiet Sirens in a Different Kitchen X
**NEW**
Unheard sonance. Irregular internal alarms that remain ignored. Contradictory closed mouths and open minds. Unheeded warnings that are somehow able to shrink as they grow. The avoidance of pain will always take you to a different kitchen. Will you hear the quiet sirens?
In Autumn 2014 I posted
@mikegarry
a parcel of poems and wham bars. Two Autumns later I performed at La Violette Societta. This Autumn we have joined forces to bring you our show Quiet Sirens In a Different Kitchen. Come along. Cosy up. Try n get that settee at the front. X
Tonight the Dr takes the stage for the very first time in
#Berlin
at
@Festsaal
with very special guest
@ToriaGarbutt
. Tickets are still available to buy on the door.
19:00 Doors open
20:15 Toria Garbutt
21:10 Dr John Cooper Clarke
"I made my dress from leaves and flowers / walked barefoot through concete towers"
'I Wore Hope' by
@ToriaGarbutt
From 'The Universe and Me'
#NationalPoetryDay
As it’s Yorkshire day, I would like to celebrate our new home in Hebden Bridge, the resting place of my favourite poet. Also big love to my Yorkshire puddings
@OssettObserver
@MattAbbottPoet
@kirstybratfud
There's still tickets up for grabs for the fabulous
@mikegarry
&
@ToriaGarbutt
's brand new run of shows - Quiet Sirens in a Different Kitchen.
Catch them at
@Belgrave_Leeds
this Thursday! 🤩
They're here! Hot off the press! Preorders should be with you any day, bring them along THIS SUNDAY for signing. I'll have a few boxes with me too! See you there ❤️
Here’s
@OssettObserver
Jacquie Wicks bewitching a room full of utterly captivated folk in Pontefract tonight with her storytelling and blues. What a voice! An incredible woman who I’m so proud to call my friend X
This is ACE. I went out with and lived with a conspiracy nutter for 11 years. It turned out that I wasn’t being poisoned by the toothpaste or the water supply or the chem trails. I was actually being poisoned by him.
Here’s my Roy at
@thetradesclub
Hebden Bridge. He got lost on the way home from the Everton match and they let him go on. The patron saint of carrier bags unleashes his scouse charm on an entirely wool crowd
On Thur 20 June JCC will be playing in
#Berlin
for the very first time and will be joined by special guest
@ToriaGarbutt
. Here's a little taste of what's to come...