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@ParempiNestori @Klaus_Arminius Thanks for the warning, but I reckon if the rest of us just stay away from your mum’s basement, we’ll be safe enough.

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2 years

@terryboosey101 @AyoCaesar It looks good to me too, but really Terry? Can you point to where the people that don't eat what you do hurt you?

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@JonathanRoseT11 @BrandonEfex @gloryglorytott Hmmm… Brits generally refer to people as Asian when they are from Asia- the largest continent in the world. Bananas isn’t it? Nobody ever referred to JCdM as Asian once he was known to be Brazilian. Evidently, ‘Americans’ appear to think they are the only nation on 2 continents.

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@janet420 @TotvsTvvsEgoSvm @BobDoesMarkets @MattWalshBlog On a Saturday morning? Do you know whether the way she spends her time Monday through Friday is more or less worthy than your own pursuits Janet? The word ‘vicariously’ is most often used to describe parents using their children’s lives to bolster their own self-esteem.

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@RobinWardSSH @roddreher Did he actually alight at Oxford? If so, he wouldn’t be able to find a sight line that didn’t include some Christian architecture.

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@jamscecred @RexyIsLive @TakingMyZzzs You are responsible for seeking the truth about your country’s past and learning from it though.

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@jamscecred @RexyIsLive @TakingMyZzzs That I agree with you that we are not responsible for the actions of our ancestors- but we are responsible for learning from the mistakes of the past.

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1 year

@RobLovelace6 @LaurenAlder @SallyLWalsh @GillianKeegan And theirs, I’d imagine.

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4 years

@bumble200 @Tony_Diver @Emma_A_Webb And you'd need to for him to have any chance of keeping his deposit 😂

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4 years

@SoccerAM Following some very poor defending, Maradona eventually reached the goal and scuffed it past an ageing goalkeeper.

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@_cs516 “I’ve been on holiday loads me!” 💪

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1 year

@EssexPR You don’t know they are posh. You don’t know that guy is hardworking. You don’t know he has a family, let alone one he provides for. Is it me, or is there a bit of a theme emerging here?

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4 years

@SoccerAM John Terry talking to his wife.

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4 years

@PytheasS @VanishingPoin_t @AyoCaesar At least 4000 miles!

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10 months

@dudleylad1066 @TripsyMcFalls So, you’re not equally keen on all ‘facts’, then?

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2 years

@DarrellGoodlif2 @danwootton You missed out, ‘blue tick buyer’ from your bio. 😂

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1 year

@OwenJones84 It was a mistake. He also confused Scotland with Northern Ireland, twice. Either not enough, or too much, coffee would be my guess. I’m a Muslim called Anthony but if you mistakenly call me Andrew I won’t ask my Imam to issue a fatwah against you.

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4 years

@darrengrimes_ A few times Darren may have been asked to provide 'un-British' ID: Uni (before dropping out) LibDem membership Provisional driving license (I know..he's 27!) Railcard (going back home to mam) Passport (blue) Bank (withdrawal of £20k to pay fine) Police station (Starkey interview)

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3 years

@fancyflouncer @1381erfan1381 @EmmaKennedy Only 6% of the UK land mass is built on. The ‘stuffed to the gills’ narrative doesn’t hold up. Our infrastructure is also better developed than the vast majority of countries too. We can and should take in more refugees.

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2 years

@MichaelRosenYes @ShazDrama My eldest son sat GCSE Latin a year early and achieved a ‘9’, in the new world of 9s (imagine my vicarious pride!}. Less than a yer later, we tentatively suggested he might consider Latin as an A level subject. Him: No chance Dad, I can’t remember a fucking word of it.

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2 years

@nicholivich @stephens_ben @DouglasKMurray Except, the scenario you described was a monoculture.

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2 years

@salford225 @missdianemorgan Dave thinks you won’t get it back- not because he’s racist you understand- he clearly states he’s not racist in his bio- simply because he can tell a thief by their toes.

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@SidelockHolmes *Because he watched his entire family displaced from their homes/detained without charge/killed?

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@robotmoth @Backpainandwine I’ll give you a bonus for saving the taxpayer but you might have to give it back to my kids for paying your pension.

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3 years

@markilew @oldwhorealmanac @GWillowWilson @LibyaLiberty For me, an *able bodied* person , it’s not about whether I think they’re *hot* or not, it’s about equality. Athletes should be able to wear what makes them feel comfortable, nothing more, nothing less .

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4 years

@laughingman91 @MarvellousMrsP The UK’s official religion is Protestant Christianity, the Church of England remains the STATE religion. The Monarch of the United Kingdom is the Supreme Governor of the Church. I assume you will be voicing your disgust at this obvious favouritism? You just want equality, right?

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@pippamacaulay @FloraEGill I’d change my doctor if they NEVER turned up. Surely they can’t be stuck in traffic every time.

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4 years

@NeilMonton @EmmaKennedy @BethRigby Had the question actually been answered, you’d have a point.

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2 months

@SteAssent @Tigersultra001 Almost like we need to include some throws, maybe some jumps too- just to make sure they didn’t miss leg day? 🤔

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2 years

@robhunterhkr @maxrushden @pritipatel I strongly suspect you never knew.

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9 months

@mikemoves12 Whereas, if my family could only afford to send one person on such a perilous journey, we’d ask the fittest male to try.

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1 year

@lipmarty75 @Matthew_Wright Not sure Matthew needed to employ any spurious methods to fill his column that predominantly focused on tech and gadgets. I worked there at the same time and he was the friendliest, most unassuming bloke you could wish to meet.

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10 months

@emmacpicken @mircea_einstein I’ve got an idea, you two could present some kind of rebuttal to the academic’s arguments. That might gain you some traction?

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1 year

@JamesAb52371110 @TheProleStar @GoldingBF Not sure if you noticed, but in the first pic, ‘indigenous Welsh’ people aren’t being forced to carry the day-trippers around in a sedan chair.

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2 years

@TVKev @ProjectReality8 @BBC @GaryLineker You'd think, as a journalist, you would have a grasp of language. Find me a linguist that believes the language of this government regarding immigration is entirely dissimilar to that of 1930s Germany.

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10 months

@SirHGrey @AlexBrownFYF @KingBobIIV @LeAdderNoire Is it though? You’d like it to be but for me, this is just a lack of maturity from a young woman who appears to be struggling with loss.

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2 years

@jugtownguy @CjGillaird @LiamMBudd How is one both passionate about stuff that doesn’t affect his life and simultaneously stoic?

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4 years

@MAGA_MEMIYEV @TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump

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@stevek3384 @OwenJones84 I heard it was for shagging flags in public.

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@neil_241 @emilysheffield @standardnews @mrevgenylebedev @George_Osborne *you articles* 😂

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@Daniel18981240 @AyoCaesar I hope your Welsh is better than your English.

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4 years

@bingham_fiona @OwenJones84 @AyoCaesar @labourlewis @lloyd_rm @NadiaWhittomeMP @HackneyAbbott @DanCardenMP @_OliviaBlake @johnmcdonnellMP @KimJohnsonMP @BellRibeiroAddy A scholarship programme that initially excluded women and Africans? Don’t see a problem ending that, do you?

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3 years

@DominiqueTaegon @AyoCaesar Funny that, I had two mothers but I only use a pre-modifier for the one that gave birth to me- ‘biological mother’. My actual ‘mother’ did all the mothering. Note how we can use mother as a verb- verbs don’t have sex or gender.

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6 years

@estwebber So who in this cabinet has a brother-in-law who owns the door company that is going to be the preferred supplier for the ‘new door’ grant subsidised scheme?

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2 years

@solid_bit @DanPasternack @DVERandy @Raanancomedy I’m not an expert but does his surname not suggest that at least one Irving was a slave owner at some point?

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2 years

@lamarr_mark You’ve probably not retold the story as often as I have to be fair. 😊

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11 months

@misspaulalondon @ProjPM @KennethJonnedy @lowles_nick @TraceyJ2991 Is wee Stevie hiding under your bingo wings?

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4 years

@GerardBattenUK Not that smart if she can’t comprehend the sentiment behind BLM. I’m sure she would have made a point of telling Martin Luther King that she also had a dream last night.

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3 years

@joewyan @lucylou582 @KirstieMAllsopp Half of London boroughs are in the most deprived third of English local authorities. Makes your assertion sound a little chippy to me.

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1 year

@CharlieJamieVed @LozzaFox It’s a bursary, it’s not illegal to target specific groups with benevolent funds. If you want to support another group, I’m sure that TFL will consider accepting your donation.

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1 year

@Fox87Thomas @JohnKHull @LBC @BenKentish Interesting logic. Given that more than double the number of Brits visit Thailand each year than New Zealand, would you say UK nationals feel more culturally aligned to Thais than Kiwis?

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6 years

@Rhian1 @2ndwaver @toastybear2018 @guyverhofstadt Or even a single compelling reason apparently.

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4 years

@sekimsports @SadiqKhan ‘We the British people’ 😂

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4 years

@gill_isbell @planetjedward Gill, this might come as a shock to you but somebody who has to wait until after 9:30 to use her railcard to get into London, does not get to decide who is welcome to enter London.

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4 years

@silicon_valets @duznotmattah @GrimeyGritty @BBCNews Not condoning terrorism but is it really because they want you to join the Ummah, or is it more likely that they are aggrieved at the west arbitrarily bombing the fuck out of their families?

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@AndyTech99 @LucasCambrensis I assume you believe Prem footballers work 20 times as hard as you do, then?

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3 years

@CosmoKhan @GraceOnFootball @AyoCaesar Yeah, of course, ALL trans athletes are definitely disadvantaged.

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@davidericstan @whitepilledpage If this is your Brexit, you’ve got some fucking explaining to do.

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@RobinWardSSH @roddreher I’m guessing he didn’t get a window seat. More damning of our train network than our lack of churches.

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@yuhfavpword @Bubbles_josh @honhnh24u @FlorenceHRScott You use miles because you are a country? I assumed you used miles because you are a former colony with a particularly insular view when it comes to measuring stuff.

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@richard_figg @nw_nicholas @unionlib @DanielaNadj Facts don’t matter, eh? It’s immoral of course, but it’s important we don’t present untruths to support the already, overwhelming evidence.

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@jimmy24428 @SheldonMiller @Joey7Barton He’s a prick but what’s wrong with being brought up on a council estate?

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@DowdingJohnny @RobertMcM81 @Nigel_Farage But he wasn’t an illegal immigrant, you panini.

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@bap_head @PlastiqSoldier @Meansurphy1 @SkyNews The abaya is not a religious garment.

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@CWThompson1965 @LeeAndersonMP_ The working class that pay £8/month for attention on Twitter?

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@Nigel_Farage Ah yes, ‘Remembrance Saturday’, must remember to attend the service. What, there is no service? Nige just told me it was a weekend thing, he wouldn’t bullshit for money, would he?

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@jamieawatt @CoriolusN @copypathway @thedjtmi @FlorenceHRScott Really? Which continent do ‘the majority’ you speak to think they are from? I’ve not met anybody who believes Britain isn’t part of the continent of Europe.

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@darrengrimes_ @trussliz Strange how all the ‘young people’ you know want to put as much distance between themselves and you, isn’t it?

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1 year

@NathanBerryTX @Rob_Kimbell Good idea- I’d start with deporting the feudal landowners that own 678,420 acres of OUR country. They can go and shoot grouse and chase foxes in their German and Greek ancestral homelands.

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2 years

@MartinDaubney Show me your fantastical costs and I'll show you my (peer-reviewed, Centre on Migration, Policy and Society (COMPAS) at the University of Oxford) benefits.

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1 year

@Jeanett04197151 @RScowler @IsabelOakeshott @DominicRaab Because, like most bullies, it’s the intimidation, not the physical act itself, that they get their tiny rocks off on.

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@M_R_Poole @fancyflouncer @1381erfan1381 @EmmaKennedy With over 600,000 homes currently unoccupied, probably no need to build on green belt.

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@JonathanSGlass @SiddiqiSyed Looks like the ‘drug work’ failed; they still seem to be high on something. My guess is it’s that drug that makes them have ‘the chosen ones’ visions.

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@terryboosey101 @AyoCaesar Two people? Your Dad, your Mum and your Sister?

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@MartinDaubney Sounds great, as long as the net fiscal contribution of those immigrants is only spent on those constituencies - the rest of you can go whistle for your pensions! 😂

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@dontwantexcuses @kayaburgess @thetimes I might be mistaken but I can't recall the Rwanda policy from the Tory manifesto. Solutions? Safe routes and co-operation with the French - or just about anything else really.

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3 years

@andy_kesson @darrengrimes_ So, even if Labour gained power, implemented all the policies you agree with and raised the standard of living for all, you’d categorically vote against them? Critical thinking of the highest order!

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@bobb02492946 @SadiqKhan It’s not clear from your post, is it the fact you are white that makes you a *real* Londoner?

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@centristjim1 @PippaCrerar No, he shouldn't resign over a speeding fine. However, if he: was caught speeding in the company car; lied about it; asked colleagues to lie on his behalf; was found guilty, following a lengthy and disruptive police investigation? P45 for sure.

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@1230LFC0123 @BladeoftheS They do, so does Braverman.

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@OliviaUtley Have you ever been to Westminster? It’s never dark. And why does your employer expect you to wander around in the ‘dark’ by yourself anyway? Just as a metaphor for the channel itself?

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@lovinJADEalways @Katelb17 I can’t speak for them, but I found it funny because seeing people get so angry over reality TV is, well…funny.

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@daglj @pritipatel

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@Playbeyblades @thomdichoi @WUTangKids @colemarie It is IN England but ISN’T England. You’re welcome.

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@Whiteyorkist @Funkenhoffer @JackClarke09 @QPR @andros_townsend If you can’t find tw @t , look under Phil Mooney.

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@Snap_Ambush711 @tim_r_lyons @DalglishPaul The one about Jesus’ mini-break to Glastonbury, that one? 😂

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@topfotogmw @AyoCaesar Because, famously, recently-bereaved parents are exemplars of good mental health and judgement.

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@KatieCPhilips @metpoliceuk I know it’s a little confusing, but both the start and the end are clearly marked on the map.

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@ThatGuyKD @ksb0602 @HRCbathroomsrvr @Pappiness @realDonaldTrump Nope, baby boys are born- very few grow up to be men it seems.

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@eleanorzjames @metpoliceuk Stone Island isn’t ‘riot gear’ per se, but it is generally a good indicator.

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@MARegula1 @smartincameron @bluesoup @fesshole So: ethical code = dignity dignity = individual ethical code= universal Once you’ve finished your book on ethics, you might want to look at one on logic.

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@angloidrapist @I_amMukhtar The guy that scored the league wining goal in that game whilst Barton sat in the changing room, that Aguero?

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@RosieisaHolt @monisha_rajesh Woah there Rosie! I’m a fist-shaking old guy from Kent and I’ve helped add two sons to the foreign mother numbers taking over ‘our world’. I’m shaking my fists at the racist pricks mind you.

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@Wodenswarrior @Guy8Q If you break a police officer’s nose, there will be a judicial process (where you have access to legal representation), a trial, a jury, and a judge that determines any punishment. Police officers are not permitted to mete out punishment to avenge their dented egos.

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@Danielle14444 @jonoonbass Hey Sherlock, my number plate has the number 11 in it- am I either, not doing bad for a 111 yr old, or did I pass my driving test at 11 yrs old?

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@Jimagnew72 @lizbilney @carolecadwalla If that’s a racket, what do you call Banks’ plots?

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@BehizyTweets @Charkroger It's *bollocks* - just like anybody's belief that more than a tiny minority of raving nutjobs support Trump in the UK.

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@FactsReason @AyoCaesar And you’d surrender if somebody accidentally found out your name.🤡

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@joerichlaw @GregHands @carolvorders I haven’t seen the tweets personally, but I’m really struggling to see how any tweet could damage his reputation further.

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@Balabusta79 @dobettercanada @DouglasKMurray They weren’t, that’s kind of the point Jen.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad @narindertweets What the fuck is a ‘native’ British person?

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