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26 days

@tokstarr Taah! Carry that your carpenter nyash to the workshop. You've been mute ever since but want to use this opportunity to disgrace yourself. Fool

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@UnclePamilerin Dude knocked on our door and told my senior bro that a girl is coming to his house in few minutes that we should help him with our Hisense television. My jaw dropped like pendulum.

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3 years

@Ebuka Good name until blessings of God starts looking for 3BXK4 and meet one nuclear weapon in Russia.

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5 months

@Brightgoldenboy Deployed to quell an ongoing protest with live cartridge? Even if they increase your brightness with solar panel, you'll still be dull. Ughelli Mr. Beans

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@obajemujnr_ Muhammed Isha Uduma August 2022-December 2025

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@BashirElRufai @MarvinXL1 I don't expect anything more or less than this... A dwarf will always give birth to a dwarf. In height or brain capacity.

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@Asakemijimi Yes! You're holding our lives too... If not for South West Nigeria, we wouldn't have had a competent president like Tinubu 🤡

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5 months

@TheoAbuAgada @Okeygeraldino Out of impulse to level a whole community. To you everything is politics. Mumu!

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@UnkleAyo @pauladefarasin Reminding a useless person that they're useless is a kind gesture. Thank you SALAKO. 👏

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20 days

@EleluAyoola I love how you rushed to defend your father. I mean children should be proud of what fed them. @EleluAyoola you're a good child and posterity will always remember you for owning up to your father's job regardless of what people will say ❤️

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3 months

@chude__ Aside his comic character, this guy is very intelligent.

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2 years

@VictorIsrael_ @ToniNze

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3 years

@Khan_dave7 Stories that didn't happen 202

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3 months

@Wizarab10 Daniel Regha That's the simplest explanation you'll see here.

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2 years

How can Ini Edo be trending and there's no Ini Edo trending? I blame Desmond Elliot for all this nonsense.

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5 months

@Abdul_A_Bello Do you know that you can avoid any of this happening again? The solution is simple. Please don't patronise any business owned by Igbo. Check the tribe before you buy or sell anything to anyone. Immediately you hear he/she is Igbo, please don't do it. So we can rest 🤝

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3 months

@eldivyn But I can help my girlfriend wash her cloth. Ozour in body and soul.

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2 years

@zika_fierce @Ph_Obidon This is paying of bride price. You guys should get sense at least. You're trolling humans on one of their best day. Kai!

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1 year

@heis_misi Make BOD no see this tweet 😆😆

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6 months

@Irebamiolakanm1 @Wizarab10 We've not seen your father's response

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6 months

@TheoAbuAgada When I see your shameless tweets, it doesn't move me again. I mean, you're from Kogi and that should be enough reason to.

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6 months

@CustomsNG If they're fit for consumption why then did you seize the goods?

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9 months

@Elkrosmediahub "Broke boys don't deserve no pvssy" That's the only sentence anyone can remember her for even when she's off to limbo. Nothing there except silicon and offset

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2 years

@Morris_Monye Omo, I just feel deep pity for this flood victims. If this was happening in Europe or Western countries we would've been here trending hastags for them and discussing it. The terminator in Aso rock villa would've released a condolence letter by now. But we don't care here.

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20 days

@Morris_Monye Government schools pay.... Most private schools don't pay at all but some pay half of your salary.

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6 months

@FS_Yusuf_ Oga this is a report about Julius Abure na.... Sarah Ibrahim was reporting what she found out to you. How does the chat you shared got to do with Sarah driving a Toyota or renting house in Abuja? This is supposed to be a clapback on Sarah but it's not, there's no prove.

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6 months

@AjeboDanny @Ajagbe_Marshal No matter how hard I sin, I always have in mind that God won't punish me because he already set me for sins by putting me in a country with fools. People I don't share anything with......

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4 months

@OfficialDadyA2 This is harsh to say to anyone please.... Everyone's prime can be any age of their lives.

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2 years

@image_mac @Ph_Obidon What's wrong with guys these days?🥺 I'm really ashamed of the comments I'm seeing here.

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@NLCHeadquarters If we see any NLC or TUC member in any state protest, una go collect premium beating. You can't come and compromise our struggle with your greed led by the dwarf you call your President.

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@__navybaby @wyzefromtheeast @_nhlamulo_S Your brain is as bright as your complexion. Sharpness - 0

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8 months

@lekanhaastrup @channelstv Send account details bro.. You too don too suffer

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26 days

@deltainitive @tokstarr One of your eye big pass the other. How can you see the bigger picture with blurred vision? "Delta boy with Lagos swagger" mumu wee low self-esteem don give cataract.

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2 years

"You can't close down your shop and be chasing criminals" So Obi don't tickle your fancy abi, you need to change FASHION

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7 months

@Elkrosmediahub "Take a bow and go"

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1 year

@AfamDeluxo I'm in shock right now. My legs are shaking uncontrollably. I'm traumatized!

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3 months

@Morris_Monye "People car oo, People car oo, my boyfriend car" 😆😆😁😁😁 WEE-MEN 😁

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9 months

@Elkrosmediahub Lols... My problem is not that woman... We've known her from day one. The issue is that Jack will support her tomorrow and say "Elections are over" I'll be here

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@AbiolaKujore @tokstarr Onye nzuzu,

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u ❤️

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@Noski_Collins @SMiTHiE___

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3 months

@GazetteNGR He should actually celebrate. All the things he promised he will do, he has done them and more. Congratulations Mr. President. More wickedness to the Nigerian people 🇳🇬🇳🇬

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@peculiardinma I understand with you dear, I'll also be this mad if my dad was deadbeat and stvpid. You'll overcome 🙏

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@UnclePamilerin Selling Pepper. Sells more than cocaine

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4 months

@Morris_Monye Heat from where? It's the truth and we all know. She carried her pink spirit to Manchester United.

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4 months

@OfficialDadyA2 What do you mean by this? The man is 30 and he have been sleeping with plywoods? Leave people alone with their choices.

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2 years

@Elkrosmediahub Except I'm watching the wrong video but I didn't see disrespectful act there. Lady got her award and left immediately for someone else to climb the stage. Or she was supposed to make a speech or spend a little time with the president??

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@HQNigerianArmy I'm not doubting this news but IPOB / ESN no dey finish? Can we at least so the picture of the neutralised commander in case we mistakenly see his look alike on the street of Orsu again.

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3 years

Burna boy please try and cough na...🥺🥺🥺 I promise to download it. Abeg! I don tire to dey rubbish for this earpod💔 @burnaboy

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@oku_yungx He will invest in PR and image cleansing. Influencers will soon start work.

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@djbantiben1 @Boi_TripleHay Hope you'll sound this way if the child was yours? Ozuor!

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6 months

@frankedoho I've not eaten his morning until I saw what you cooked . Thank you for the food 🤝

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@von_Bismack What are you saying this man? You guys need to check your emotions before dropping tweets. Life is bigger than politics.

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@Oloyedey4u ❤

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@channelstv It's shared already na.... Sanusi is Emir Kano branch while Aminu is Emir Nasarawa chapter. Make nobody disturb me with this yeye game of thrones again. Fuel na 860 per litre.

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5 months

@thenff State the reason for the denial? They can't deny them for no reason.

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1 year

@dipoaina1 No! Tinubu will replace her with your mother. Please gather your mama CV or call @OgbeniDipo immediately. Your mama deserve to lead trade too

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@EriscoOfficial My mother should use it and cook so your Director that wear cement bag as suit will arrest her for defamation? Lols.... Jail-risco

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@Waspapping_ I'll just keep #500 I will donate to you when you beg for a kidnapped family member. Meanwhile, I have honda brain box for sale in case that honda you bought with bambiala money have brain box issue. Xoxo

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@emmaikumeh @RealOgemdi @IAOkowa So, we will leave someone from the south east going for president and vote Okowa to be vice president because he's Igbo. Have you seen that all the curses placed on you is working with 5G?

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@Inter @FIFAcom Please look into this match corruption. @Inter sold this match because they already won the league. It's too glaring

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@oluwaseyi_dami @tokstarr I went through your page and found nothing there, I assume it's same for your brain. Vacuum!

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@DavidHundeyin @olorunsuwaEO @samomatseye @olorunsuwaEO did you hear him loudly or you want us to throw more light?

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@Sewanu_24 @tokstarr If anybody for una family fine pass me, I go deactivate my account.

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@just44k @tokstarr You failed everywhere even on Twitter

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@channelstv Who be that antelope?

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@yabaleftonline No be everywhere you go pay transport go.... Try dey trek sometimes, save that 200 naira for Akara and Bread.

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3 years

@OgbeniDipo Please if you're a sugar mummy under this tweet, My DM is open

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@Morris_Monye @lifeoflosatrice @Nadaobi It won't change his entitled mentality. I think you're not blocking f00ls here like you normally do again.

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@aproko_doctor Good.... Until my heart start telling me that the dustbin is my soulmate

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2 months

@OlisaOsega Leave the first offender and take about the outburst. Gaslighting 101

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4 months

@Morris_Monye I've seen this screenshot more than 10 times. This looks like paid FB PR. Mark Nsukka Bread too stingy to pay this kind of block.

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@GoziconC @GRVlagos There's nothing in life.... You'll die and someone will write something like this on the post your children will make(that is if you'll be alive to have children). Even in the midst of election and bleaching cream trauma, BE HUMBLE

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@Kachidey4you Story that didn't happen 211 Linus Mba 🙄🙄😭😭

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@AjeboDanny @aproko_doctor 😆😆😆😆 Because why are we stressing this much to be healthy when Police can just kill us and shout ire ooo

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2 years

@fkeyamo @officialABAT Anu mpama "Turn rotten situation into a bad one" Ahmed Tinubu

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1 year

@MissPearls This is NONSENSE for me.... It doesn't change any damn thing. US and UK are one of the most beneficiaries of corruption here. If you ban any politician from visiting the US, he will go to Dubai. Visa restrictions is NOT a punishment for electoral malpractice.

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@UchePOkoye "Osun le tente" 😂😂😂😆😆😆 If school be scam make I bend.

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@Femzsbaba @OlisaNwosu If not biafruad attack, what more can you bring to the table as per argument? Please remove the Bob Marley picture from your profile. He was a wise man unlike you and your kin

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@Wizarab10 Don't be discouraged, 165 can get you business management and so many other good courses. Just make enquiries from the schools you want. But hey, learn a skill too. Congratulations 👏🎉

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@stet_x I'll add HDMI cord to this donation. I must give this dude something

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6 months

@UchePOkoye $15B How much is Nigerian's budget in past 10 years? 😆😆😆😆 You know how much is $15B 😆😆😆

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@Jack_ng01 You replied already man but as nothing dey to talk, you just pour saliva here without making sense as always. A man that sold his kinsman for porridge will satisfy the toilet. Jisie ike 🤝

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@FS_Yusuf_ I like you guy... I'm one of your biggest fan here but that dude didn't do anything to you except maybe in private. You blocked him first.... But to what we can see on this app, dude didn't trouble you.

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@officialEFCC Tell your boss that the day the revolution against EFCC will start, he will be running away from his mansion with boxers. Remind him!

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2 years

@IykeCloud @jrnaib2 Nigerians actually forget easily if not, Tinubu and Atiku won't even have all the support they have now

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@Morris_Monye I don't even like him but man is damn courageous! Damn!

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@FirstObidient @ToniNze

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@bolu_oj Immediately I saw "but" I knew you'll not say anything reasonable but continue! Every time is just too convenient for you guys to get things that will put an Igbo man in a tight to emerge as president. Then, rub it on all Igbos. I'm still waiting for 2023

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@ShedrachUG @PoojaMedia Relax man I have been travelling to Cameroon for two years now for business. They have 24hrs power supply.

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@mitchel_ihezue @Emeneks Why is he so Alex Otti-ed

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1 year

@sire_sommy @BushenyiBouy @GWR Una don go start war with other country abi? 😆😆😆😆 Anyhow people

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1 year

@Austeen___ Orphan 😆😆😆 Away to win either half ✅

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2 months

@TheoAbuAgada @PeterObi Deliver yourself first.

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@BenHundeyin Arrest everyone in the compound for negligence. Take the landlord to court and jail him.

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3 months

@SEzekwesili That one concern una with all the Ezekwesili-ness! Fuel na 850 a litre!

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2 years

@IfedolapoOsun @PremiumTimesng Drop that phone and stay away from hard drugs

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@mister_ade5 @PeterPsquare Who be this one? Tah! Keep quiet there, you just said the same thing Peter said. He should remove Kuti from his name and see if anybody send him and the dead papa

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@Elkrosmediahub NDLEA stopped me on Tuesday, I came out and said "Baba na who see food chop dey do drugs na" We both laughed and he told me to go 😁

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@The__Vyrus Thunder fire this guy for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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