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5 months

Me talking about live convention dramas, the reasoning book, & 3 meetings per week

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1 year

If she doesn’t remember the gold my book of Bible stories she’s too young for you bro

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11 months

Monthly report text messages to your group overseer about to be like: 💬 “I did ministry this month” 💬 ‘👍🏾’

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3 years

No one: "This king James Version is so difficult to understand...” Me:

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9 months

Brothers after watching GB Update # 8: I can’t wait to grow out my beard & show up to the Sunday meeting The beard:

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1 year

Single brothers during the watchtower about married couples

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1 year

Your whole congregation when a half decent looking, single sister, not from your congregation sits next to you at the meeting

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2 years

"He will call the; The dead will answer"

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4 months

Me watching Bible prophecy unfold before my very eyes on TikTok

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1 year

Me listening to my favourite kingdom melodies & original songs with the new playlists feature on JW Library

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1 year

Me getting ready to leave @ 7am for the convention after 3 years of having it in my living room

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2 years

How brothers will be turning up to the 2023 in person convention

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2 years

When you meet their work colleagues and none of them seem to know they’re a witness 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩

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1 year

Me reading the Bible looking for the part about the Easter bunny and the eggs

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1 year

Imagine doing Ministry in this building, trying to remember which apartment is your return visit 😩

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9 months

The brother who tries his hardest to grow a beard vs. The brother who does nothing

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1 year

When you sing at the top of your voice the old lyrics of a Kingdom melody

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4 months

Me listening to the 2024 convention song “Good News”

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1 year

Me on the week of my convention on my midweek meeting night

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1 year

When a member of the governing body starts their sentence with “we are pleased to announce” during a monthly broadcast or update

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2 years

Half the hall when the mic isn’t working

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11 months

"Did you memorise your whole talk?" Me who paper clipped it to the inside of my large print Bible:

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4 months

Jehovah: “You must love one another” Me: ‘Ok, but what if they-‘ Jehovah:

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1 year

When your new neighbour turns out to be a witness

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5 months

Me reading the Bible looking for the part about the Easter bunny and the eggs

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9 months

Brothers who shaved today just before watching the GB update # 8

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4 years

When your zoom meeting is in the morning and you haven’t eaten breakfast yet

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1 year

When you’re the first one of your friends @ the convention in the morning

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1 year

“Last year’s convention was the best one yet!” This years convention:

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6 months

Sisters on their way to buy suits & trousers for weekend service & meetings

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2 years

When you go to sleep to avoid writing your talk but then you end up dreaming you’re on the platform giving your talk

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1 year

Them: "I heard LAVENDER relieves stress & calms anxiety" Me during the last of the last days:

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1 year

Friday @ the convention vs Sunday @ the convention

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2 years

When a non witness comes to the meeting and starts shouting questions at the conductor from their seat

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Sisters on the cart during winter be like

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1 year

Mum: "Clean your room, the C.O. & his wife are coming over for lunch" Me looking for the dining room table in my room:

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1 year

When the brother manages to say the closing prayer in 45 seconds or under and includes everything needed

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Brothers who’s beard is in the inbetween stage of being patchy & being well groomed

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2 years

Brothers turning up to the first meeting in April like

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1 year

When you see a 10/10 sister during the intermission at the convention but then she disappears into the crowd

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6 months

Me as soon as I see a disfellowshipped person making an effort to come to the hall

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Me: "Dad here comes a pretty sister please act normal" Dad:

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Trying to balance your life as a JW

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2 years

When you see the Bible reading for the week is full of names

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1 year

When you check the assignment list and see your name multiple times in the same month

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1 year

Doesn’t really compare 😆😂

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Ed Sheeran breaks the all-time attendance record at MetLife Stadium with a reported crowd of 89,000 people. It is his biggest US show to date.

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2 years

Non witnesses: “The world is so bad nowadays. All you hear is people being killed & bad news.” 8.5 million+ witnesses inviting them to the 2022 Pursue Peace Convention:

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2 years

Me trying to meet my future wife through prayer without socialising, approaching or interacting with anyone

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2 years

AWAKE! No. 1 2022 Section 1: “Avoid watching TV or using electronic devices in bed” Me reading the AWAKE! No. 1 article on my phone in bed:

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1 year

How attendants at the convention be looking when a pretty sister walks by

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No one: No one at all: Babies at the back of the hall:

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When you lose you train of thought mid answer

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6 months

Christian parents in 2004: “Put your phone away & follow along in your Bible” Christian parents in 2024: “Get your phone out, & follow along in your Bible”

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Me after reading the 1st paragraph of this week's watchtower study

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Me studying this weeks watchtower

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When you walk away from a householders door after accurately reasoning from the scriptures, playing them a video, & leaving them a contact card

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11 months

Jehovah: “Go to Nineveh” Jonah: *Runs away to Tarshish* Jehovah:

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9 months

Brothers & sisters who have online shops adding beard balms & oils to their shops

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4 years

Me in public: My headphones:

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10 months

How bad do you want to go to one of the special conventions next year? Me:

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1 year

People in the world: “We’re all in the same boat” The boat:

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Me on the zoom meeting ignoring everyone else and looking at myself

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1 year

When you get up on the platform & see multiple errors in your talk outline which you let chatGPT write

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1 year

Me @ the Sunday meeting pointing out the sister who I saw wildin on her IG story last night

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Jehovah is like the guy in Mario Kart that keeps picking you up no matter how many times you drive over the edge

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Jehovah: “Love one another” Imperfect humans: ‘Sure but what if they-‘ Jehovah:

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1 year

When a visiting sister sits next to me @ the hall

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1 year

Me posting on social media when I haven’t text my report to my group leader yet

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2 years

Is it just me or have we been getting more & more WT articles about paradise in the last few years ☀️🏝️🏡🧐

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8 months

Cashier: “Merry Christmas, & a happy new year” My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: ‘You Too’

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2 years

Brothers shaving for the first time in two years on March 31st