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@Timthwaites1
Murph
6 years
Scenes...
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
Ash Barty won the Saturday ladies tournament at Brookwater yesterday. Handicap 2.8 Prizemoney $30 😂
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Murph
5 years
Wife got the shopping delivered via Woolworths online, delivery man walks with the shopping, I have got Skyracing on the telly...Delivery Driver - Hey mate do you mind if I watch R2 @ Kilmore I have a multi leg going #Respect
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@Timthwaites1
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1 year
Good on Sportsbet #deanholland
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Murph
3 years
The old plastic footy from Coles New World, kicking these bare foot was the "testing material"
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1 year
Tony Ottobre has started a go fund me page for Dean Holland's family. He's kicked in $100k
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
Anyone heard from the anti racing mob? Yulong stud in all sorts, surely these die hard animal lovers are out there today, taking the day off work and helping?
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2 years
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1 year
Hopefully she found the line
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Southside Racing
1 year
Great to see Jamie Kah back in the trials this morning!
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Murph
2 years
Channel 7 Horse racing on Saturdays is a bloody good broadcast, great interviews. Professional horse people. No Ego's no fluff. Great insight. #basicbutbrilliant
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Murph
1 year
Favorite photo from the 22/23 season #GigaKick
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Murph
10 months
Tony Otterbre deserves that, this was the man that put $200k of his own money into the Dean Holland go fund me page. #Congrats
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Murph
5 years
Amazing how many anti racing types are cat and dog lovers... Do they turn a blind eye on how many dogs and cats the RSPCA kill every year... #lovehorses
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
4 years
I am stocking up 2 minute noodles from Aldi. Not because of the Corona Virus... Saturday at Flemington 3rd up in a week could be a strip out
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
4 years
Social distancing is horrible... I mean on the advice of the health department etc, I'm forcing myself to sit on the couch all day and watch races and punt...
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Murph
6 years
FMD I had to make a cunt of myself on the train so a pregnant lady could get a seat... She was sitting on the floor FFS.. 14 seats in the area only 1 person jumped up... Society is gone.. Long train ride home.. Every cunt giving me the eyeball
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3 years
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
Carbonaro with the sectionals 😂
@FlemingtonVRC
Victoria Racing Club
2 years
Gates are open for Kennedy Oaks Day! #OaksDay
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
4 months
Sam Freedman - Saturday night racing 🤝
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Murph
6 years
On the way home from work... Better half calls to inform me that my darling teenage daughter is in a mood... Teenage daughter texts me to say mum is in a bad mood #eachwaypunting
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
3 years
Wife - I want to go on a family holiday in 2022 to Warrnambool, what's a good time of year to go...
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
Save Sandown. Fantastic racing
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Murph
3 years
@MehreenFaruqi Don't bring a butter knife to a gun show love, one of the biggest employer's in the country. You ain't winning this one love.
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
11 months
This year’s Melbourne Cup parade has been cancelled. On Tuesday, Ross Stevenson shared the news on the Rumour File, citing cost and animal rights activists as the reasons for the cancellation. You're letting them win @RacingVictoria
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
5 years
rump everywhere, what else was he supposed to do? Comes out = bad ride Stays on the fence = bad ride Clarky did what he had to #thatsracing
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
8 months
First Christmas day lunch with my dad tomorrow... Might be a reason to open this bad boy
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@Timthwaites1
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10 months
Off to the pub this arvo. Go fund me required for beers and bets
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Murph
10 months
The carry on for a $2 winner.... It's like the local tab diggers...
@SEN_track
SENTrack
10 months
"This is a proper horse." Did we just see the 2024 Golden Slipper winner? Shangri La Express was too slick for them in the Golden Gift for @GaiWaterhouse1 and @Reganbayliss 🔥
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@Timthwaites1
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1 year
🤣
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
1 year
🥺 Chris Symons tribute to Dean Holland #toosad
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
1 year
No statue, no public holidays... Onya Nina!
@SBSSportau
SBS Sport
1 year
🇦🇺 @ninakennedy_ 👏 YOU 👏 STAR!! 👏 - Clears 4.80 and goes into joint gold medal position ✅ - Breaks 🇦🇺 national record of 4.85 😲 - Clears 4.90 and it's equal #WorldAthleticsChamps gold with @ktnago13 ! 🥇 #ThisIsAthletics
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1 year
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@Timthwaites1
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2 years
Sandown is priceless to the industry, sure the facilities are tired, but there's no better surface for horses. It's big, it's wide and open. Make your vote count
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
25 days
Kudos to tubby Taylor getting a junket to Paris. He knows diving like Leigh Montagna knows AFL commentary
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
8 months
It's that time of year again. Cracking type From a running family Colt/filly of the sale Will be an early runner Who's gonna start me off? #MagicMillions
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
3 years
Elite tweeting
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
5 years
Hawkins and Hopwood out, but we still get old Garry Harley tipping $1.65 winners on top @SkyRacingAU #Disgrace
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
9 months
Where do all the Mishani horses go when they turn 3yo?
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
6 years
Old mate on the train has polished off 2 litres of Pepsi Max... Frankston - Aspendale #Sectionals
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Murph
6 years
Luke Nolen said it best last night when he was asked to compare Black Caviar and Winx.. Why are we comparing them, theyre both fucking great for racing
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1 year
🧐
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
3 years
After a good 7 years of not knowing... Today I found the nursing home my Grandma is in. Tears of joy. She's an incredible lady and I can't wait to visit her
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Murph
5 years
Michelle Payne's Twitter form and race riding form are the same....
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
Video doing the rounds of a bloke giving it to the anti racing mob 🤣
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@Timthwaites1
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3 years
Dribble... Absolute dribble from Giles....
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2 years
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4 years
@7NewsAustralia Why give her airtime?
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Murph
1 year
This... This is $50 delivered. Coz it's not good enough for supermarket shelves and would otherwise end up in the 🗑️
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
11 months
Imagine trying to expose other "syndicators" then getting exposed yourself ⚰️
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
7 years
Weekend King has blocked more accounts today than he's backed winners in 2 years
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
5 years
Geez I've gone out like Fab Fevola at the work Christmas party
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
5 years
The anti racing mob can smell the shit on their knees, nor see the forest through the trees, happy Melbourne Cup Day racing fans and horse lovers! Enjoy the day and lets get some back from the bookies #MelbourneCup
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
4 years
One of my mates had a good day
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
Goodbye beautiful lady. I'll miss you Nan. 😘💔
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Murph
5 years
Had new neighbours move in about 6 weeks ago, lovely couple from the UK, old mate comes banging on the door... What's that alarm that I can hear... Mate that's a cicada. You having a laugh he says. He thought I was taking the p155
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@Timthwaites1
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8 months
I hope Santa has wet track form
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@Timthwaites1
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10 months
Half sister to Astern, full to Alizee
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
3 years
On this day 5 years ago, Mike Baird decided he was banning greyhound racing in NSW...... How's that worked out?
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Murph
3 years
It's been a good day 😊 Daughter has been happy all day #littlethings
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
5 years
@MikeCarlton01 Old man yells at cloud #Effoff
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
7 years
So Dustin Martin won't see his horse run in a Grp1 because Jack Reiwoldt is getting married... i know where I'd be @Punters
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
4 years
To all those who will most likely will be unemployed from tomorrow, make sure you reach out to family and friends even for just a chat, we will come out the other side,it'll be tough but you will get there #MentalHealth
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
4 years
Is it wrong to smile because Farnan and Alligator Blood got rolled yesterday, I mean phoenix tbreds and endresz are trustworthy participants, right?
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
3 years
#agenda Terry Bailey is a fantastic in studio host and should do more of it @racing
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@Timthwaites1
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1 year
Won the pub meat raffle 😍
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3 years
I mean you're only 40 once..... @SamTaweets
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Murph
2 years
@kanecornes @1629senSA That's not a king Hit. Didn't do anything cowardly, deserved more weeks, but not a "king Hit"
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
6 years
Good deed done.... No way I was leaving a girl at the kananook train station car park with a flat tyre and no one to help her #Tyrechanged
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
5 years
Old mate potting a bloke for changing it up and wanting players of the great game to back winners..... Brad gets people involved, you most likely worry if there's any party pies left in the press room on a Saturday. Off you trot into the sea
@ChrisRoots1
Chris Roots
5 years
Just wondering which tips to follow. The A or B set.
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Murph
2 years
So lets get this straight David Campbell OAM, has performed at the races, then becomes a vegan, now hates races? Moral of the story.... Don't go vegan 😂
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
4 years
100 days today since I had alcohol. Might have a beer to celebrate 🤣
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9 months
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5 years
How Good is Ben Asgari, just tells it how it is.. "horse isn't drifting the % market is just fixing itself" #puntersmate #Noalarmingdrits
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Murph
11 months
Amelia's Jewel - Lay of the day
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
4 years
Another Sadler classic
@MickPriceRacing
Price Kent Racing
5 years
Who does this? No teeth.. 🦷 🤣
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Murph
5 years
@FellowesRacing @MehreenFaruqi They're all uneducated Charlie. They'll never understand the love we have for our horses. Well done again! Can we adopt Prince of Arran?
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Murph
5 years
Mother in law asked if I'm taking my son trick and treating... I said no, you can take him... You don't need a costume
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
When you see the waiter bringing your parma to the table
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
@RossAndRussel Cost of living pressure, cost of attendance. Unwatchable product. Decent rule, zone rule, bump is gone, tackle etc. Woke game
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Murph
5 years
At the end of the day, you want more owners? You want new owners, look at maidens and 58's prizemoney, the heart of racing. Increase the prize pools give owners a chance to get back their % back early... Re invest
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Murph
2 years
Joel Selwood, ran out with Levi Ablett, gave his boots to a auskicker when he got his premiership medal. Then this
@AFL
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2 years
Sammy’s moment 🥹 #AFLGF
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6 years
Poor Nathan the peppermint, living day to day in a 11 million house... It must be All too hard
@newscomauHQ
news.com.au
6 years
Nathan Tinkler was Australia’s youngest billionaire, but then he lost it all. Now he’s opened up about how he survives from day to day.
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1 year
The Peter Mertens wall #Vale
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7 years
My 3yo son just asked if I can take him to the races today #legend
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Murph
4 years
Vale the Mt Eliza TAB, not coming back after the corona virus
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Murph
3 years
So good to see the better half enjoying our new area, she's dropped 15 kgs. In the water with her kids which she's never really done before #Proudofher
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Murph
4 years
Today has a real qtr chicken and chips with gravy feel about it
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Murph
6 years
Missus - the royal wedding is on today Me - what time does it start Her - 6pm Me - starts doing form for Clifford Park
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Murph
3 years
7yo just asked if we could go to the pub for lunch today. Don't have to ask me twice son
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
1 year
Gabby looks too old to be a female mounting yard professional
@BrisRacingClub
Brisbane Racing Club
1 year
The first Group 1 of The Star Stradbroke Season is finally here! @xlb_nathan and @gabdoxey are ready for a huge day trackside for @ladbrokescomau Doomben 10,000 Day #bneraces
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2 years
Good! No female, let alone human should have to put up with it. Absolute cowards. I hope you're okay @bella_anderson4
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@Timthwaites1
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4 years
Bugger the supermarkets...support the local greengrocer. $35 of goodness
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
2 years
I think I have found my biological father... head is spinning
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6 years
Supporting the local strawberry farm $20 for the this lot
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@Timthwaites1
Murph
10 months
Good evening @MehreenFaruqi can you send through the bsb & acc deets so I can enter your office Caulfield Cup sweep 🙏. Hoping I get an international horse for inclusivity. Look forward to hearing from you
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Murph
2 years
I have a dad. 😊
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Murph
3 years
Really looking forward to 2022, after we took a risk and moved to a completely new area this year. We've settled in and ready for the future. Fair to say the back half of this year was better than the first half. 🤐 Happy New Year wonderful humans. Go well
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Asfoora Just got out
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