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You guys will tweet derogatory things like this but you will start wailing all over the timeline when the other tribe responds.
Going through the replies will show that majority of you are senseless and irresponsible. Bunch of delusional retards.
There was this babe I met last year, a lawyer who works in a law firm like me and I felt she was going to understand my work schedule and all.
We were in a talking stage and the vibe was great until a certain point.
She writes epistle of St. Jumoke to the people of Modakeke any
The way
@NIgeriaPolice
is going about arresting people in Abuja for no justifiable reason is alarming. They go about picking up girls from clubs, lounges and bar for no known crime and they go ahead to molest and even steal from them.
@segalink
@primebuharist
@Scholar_Nadis
The coach also picks competent footballers and federal character principle does not apply to football. You claim norther girls are good yet they don’t play for any club. Will the coach pick them from their fathers houses ? Please catch sense or at least pretend to have one
One defendant was charged to court today for jumping into a premises with intent to steal an SUV.
The owner of the premises is Fmr President Olusegun Obansanjo.
Redemption camp’s traffic is caused by large numbers of people trying to get into the camp. The church bought land and fenced it, they don’t hold any of their programs on the road, your blood thirsty brethren should buy land and build a big mosque.
Secondly, Nobody will attack
Why this isn’t islam in anyway, both religion in Nigeria do this nonsense. You can be on redemption camp road going to either Lagos or Ibadan for hours because of their crusade. Before you throw stone, be sure your family member isn’t in d market too.
Wrong is wrong anyway!
I can’t relate to this toxic bosses and law firm tales because I’ve been lucky enough to have a good bosses who genuinely love and care about my growth.
My present boss treats me more like a brother than an employee and I’m very grateful for that.
I can’t for any reason treat
One of the reasons why I look forward to owning my own firm is because I will get to wear native attires as often as I like. I will definitely invest lots of money on native attires when I get to that level. I always look peng in native attires.
@jeomaltd
@OgbeniDipo
They don’t call Britain no man’s land.
What
@OgbeniDipo
said is people call Lagos which happens to be in the Southwest a no man’s land and such can never be said of any other place, city or state in other parts of Naija without incurring the wrath of the indigenes of that place.
Spoke as I duly blocked her number and moved on with my single life.
The essence of this story is that you will never understand why some pretty babes and cute guys are single until you enter a talking stage with them or start dating them. Some of them are not just okay upstairs
@Ridwanullahii
@Princemoye1
The guy keeps going lower and lower everyday.
He is terrible at his job and he shouldn’t be the voice and face of Nigerian Police Force.
It’s okay to love In-house/Corporate practice and it’s also okay to love Litigation.
What is not okay is you castigating others for doing and loving an area of practice that doesn’t interest you because you earn better than they do. Everybody has his or her own role to play.
@Egi_nupe_
My guys keh!!!
Voting a candidate doesn’t make me one of their cult members. Moreover, it’s obvious that they’ve decided to insult my ethnic group for no just cause and I won’t stand that. They attack my people unprovoked and claim victims when my people respond. Mad idiots.
@WATLegal
They think the same way. It’s worrisome that none of them called that idiot to order but they will come and be saying it’s not all of them. They’re filled with so much hate and inferiority complex that they try to compensate for it by degenerating every other person and tribes.
There’s an Arbitration Clause in the agreement your client signed but you rush go file matter for Court cum still attach the agreement.
Well, the Lord is good 😂😎.
A birthday is a time for celebration, and yet as I look around I see so many that are less fortunate that it causes me to pause in gratitude. On this day, I pray for abundance in all ramifications in my life. Happy birthday to me.
So teach me to number my days that I may get a heart of wisdom.I’m like a tree planted by streams of water that yields its fruit in its season, and its leaf does not wither. In all that I do, I prosper. Happy birthday to me. Kindly say a prayer for me.
@jeomaltd
@OgbeniDipo
Sentiments cannot take the place of facts. Do people call Lagos a no man’s land? Yes
Can a Yoruba man say that in other parts of Nigeria? No
He wasn’t fanning the fire of ethnicity, he only made a point to show how tolerant the yorubas are.
@rabbioftorah
@MalachyOdo1
I shouldn’t treat others badly because I was treated badly on my way to the top. I should decide to right the wrongs and be a better boss rather than doing the terrible things that was done to me.
@Egi_nupe_
That was how a babe bought me a palm sleepers of 75k and perfume of 50k as birthday gifts when I was in law school. I don’t know who sent her, money that she should have given me.
This is the clear, original, unedited, and undoctored version of Chief Iwuanyanwu's speech at Sokudo's one year in office event
APC media is very dangerous and present clear threats to national security. The
@OfficialDSSNG
must immediately clamp down on people sharing that video
There’s a Supreme Court authority that has outlawed the inclusion of civil servants in bail conditions but a judge got angry when i cited that authority in court. Which level 15 civil servant will stand as surety for a defendant and where do you expect such officer to get money
Stringent bail condition means NO BAIL AT ALL! Stringent bail condition is one of the reasons our prisons are congested. Where will a bike rider see a civil servant to stand for him as surety? Where will he see someone who has a landed property? Where will he see someone that is
The constant thing is that both men are Minister of the gospel. That shows that a man needs all the spiritual fire he can get while dealing with a female lawyer. Only a superior power can conquer you people’s witchcraft and wickedness which is hidden behind your pretty faces.
Moses Bliss x female lawyer 👩🏾💼
Theophilus Sunday x female lawyer 👩🏾💼
From the mouth of two witnesses, the truth is established ❤️. Need I say more?😮💨
Find yourself a female lawyer today‼️
@iyaboawokoya
@Olaadeyemi20
@olusogaowoeye
Pay Nigeria for what exactly?
For the professional exams they paid for?, school fees?, textbooks they bought with their money?, hostel accommodation?, mental torture in school?. Make ona they fear God now.
@Egi_nupe_
It’s how they feel that they’re better than all other tribes in this country that annoys me. They’re the least tolerant people in this country yet they won’t stop attacking others for not tolerating their bullshits. Their states, towns and villages are nothing to write home about
I noticed people have been trying to play down the attack on Osun Mall last night as an Old video, its an insult to those whose outlets were looted and vandalised by hoodlums last night. Osun Mall was indeed attacked by hoodlums and not protesters.
#EndSars
What happened to the Kosokos, the Oyekans, the Onikoyis, Onirus, Dabiris and so many others?
The ones you mentioned were slave returnees that settled in Lagos. They were able to dominate then because some of them were educated.
I've noticed that the real Lagosians don't brag about being Lagosians or lay claims on it. I mean the Costas, the Williams, Rhodes-Vivours, Vaughans, Okoyas, Bucknors, etc.
But you see the Elegbedes, Ogunkoyas, etc that came to Lagos by night bus to seek greener pastures ehn💀😂
@RufaiAhmadB
@dipoaina1
Is the LP governorship candidate not a Yoruba man?
Is he not a Lagosian?
Doesn’t he have the right to contest in his own state?
@Masterplanner14
She dey write epistle to my kinsmen now 😂😂😂😂.
Her written English and choice of words are impeccable. She dey always gbemi debe everytime
Lawyers and judges really need to see therapist often. The things we hear and see can be terrifying and mind blowing.
I really don’t know how we criminal defense attorneys block out our emotions and sentiments when defending our clients that are standing trials.
@Letter_to_Jack
I really don’t understand the new found hatred for Yoruba(s) now. They will always find ways to degenerate Yoruba people and our culture and it’s sickening.
How can I be conversing in English with my fellow tribesmen in an informal gathering, it makes no sense.
Hi Beautiful lady.
My name is Timilehin but you can call me Baby. I’m also a big fan of ice cream and I will like to take you on an ice cream date. Let me know when you will be free.
Konibaje baby.
Old Money Matriarch: what’s your name?
Me: Olutobi
Old Money Matriarch: Doesn’t ring a bell
Me: it’s a popular name in my hometown
Old Money Matriarch: where is that?
Me: Modakeke
Old Money Matriarch: 🙄🙄
Which school did you attend?
Me: Uniosun
Old Money Matriarch:
The woman told her husband her strengths and limitations but the man went ahead to impose traveling to UK for masters on her even after knowing her limitations.
The pressure of going to UK has destroyed his family because of his ego. He should have listened to her from the onset
@Egi_nupe_
They will learn lesson when they spend 2-3 weeks with DSS.
Nobody or religion is above the constitution of this country and the constitution. I don’t know why they don’t understand that simple fact.
Stunned and I gave a piece of my mind for the very first time and trust me, we Osun indigenes can have a very bad mouth. I told there was no way on earth I can keep up with her shenanigans and I don’t understand how someone can have so much trust issues. That was the last day we
Bros rest Abeg.
Peter Obi never insulted anyone neither did he threaten anyone throughout his campaign.
You’re having a mental breakdown because you lost a senatorial election to a relatively unknown individual.
You’re a chicken who was feeling like an Eagle.
Bar Finals is really making people lose their minds. The fear and anxiety of this exam is silently fucking with people’s mental health. I sincerely pray for peace of mind for all NLS students right now. I believe it will end in praise, we would all be victorious.
@YAkpomedaye
@SaharaReporters
@timidakolo
@PoliceNG
@cozaglobal
She can only be invited by the police and not forced to travel down to Abuja without prior invitation. She has the right to travel down with her counsel. The police has no right under the law to force her down to Abuja except she’s been arrested.
I came across some tweets that saying that the present Inec boss is worse than Maurice Iwu and I can’t but laugh at such submission. Maurice Iwu was on another level entirely and I doubt anybody can beat his terrible record. He was by far the worst Inec chairman ever.
Not one of the critics of this thread has pointed out the wrong thing about this thread. Did he lie about the budget allocation for the construction of the VP’s residence?. The answer is No.
Did he lie about the sum of money used in renovating the residence of the VP?, the answer
Even as I am still studying the 2024 fiscal budget as presented to the National Assembly last week, I cannot wait as I am compelled to ask : what is exactly wrong with us as a country?
I look back to the days you were with us and I can’t help myself from crying. I still miss you so much, mom. You were and always will remain the greatest mom ever. I love you my darling 💕❤️. My darling, continue to soar with the angels.
@jeomaltd
@OgbeniDipo
I’ve been to at least 24 states out of 36 states in nigeria. Nationality is different from tribe/ ethnic groups. Living in delta for 20 years won’t make me an Igbo neither will staying in Kano for donkey years make me an Hausa, however we’re all Nigerians.
@BanigbeJnr
@DrOlufunmilayo
It’s a crime bro. How do you proof attempted adultery?, is demolishing someone’s property and source of income the punishment for Adultery?, where those people arrested caught pants down or were they arrested in the course of removing their clothes?
You for complaining about the redemption camp traffic. It is the highest form of wickedness and insensitivity for people to block a road leading to many streets just because they want to pray. They never for once considered life and medical emergencies. Learn to speak the truth.
@jeomaltd
@OgbeniDipo
I’ve been to Anambra, Imo, Kaduna, Edo, Delta, Abuja and Niger. I can’t call any town, in those states a no man’s land.
Calling Lagos a no man’s land and not incurring the wrath of the Yorubas shows our level of tolerance.
@Otunbaplus44
So I don’t have right to support the candidate of my choice?
Does voting a candidate make me part of their cult?
Did you see me support their madness?
Time she calls me and I don’t pick up or she texts me and I don’t reply immediately.
Woe betides me whenever I return those calls I missed or the text I didn’t reply for obvious reasons (work). I will tell I’m due in court the following morning and she will still keep calling
@Peeceeofficial
@jeomaltd
@OgbeniDipo
No.
Does being Igbo automatically make Imo your land?.
Does who are from Lagos have their own history and culture, they are Yorubas with Yoruba Kings.
You can’t say Lagos is a no man’s land.
You have to tell the court what was stolen from you, how it was stolen, when it was stolen, what ammunition was used, where the alleged crime happened, and the witnesses of the attack. Failure to prove those things is fatal to your case. You know better bro.
A well-known rabble-rouser attacked you with arms in broad daylight and stole your belongings. You got him arrested and charged to court. Somehow, the court discharged and acquitted him for technical reasons.
Can the judgment change the fact that he actually robbed you?
@jabusky17
Lol.
Days of Maurice Iwu that results were declared while people were still casting their votes. The same Maurice Iwu that yar’adua conformed that the election he conducted which brought him into power was heavily compromised?
Even other lawyers in the bar will be the one dragging your gown. We fight for everybody else’s right and dignity except ours and that’s a direct result of the fear and docility that has been instilled in lawyers from their Universities, Law school and firms.
A Judge came to court by 11am and asked the registrar to call the first case. Alao Aka-Bashorun of blessed memory stood up and told the Judge that he must apologize to the bar first for coming late before proceedings of the day will begin.
Today, you will cited for contempt🤣
@FRSCNigeria
Are you people mad? Are those blows and slaps commensurate force?.
Don’t try and spin the situation, your personnel took laws into their hands and if anybody needs to be prosecuted, it has to be the officers in that video
So I saw this tweet from the police officer about a juvenile that was released from prison 2 days ago but still went ahead to commit another offence today and he’s asking what went wrong.
Lawyers and other people have pointed out that sending a juvenile to prison was wrong
There was this prosecution witness that was dramatizing and gesticulating during examination-in Chief. I asked him if they should get him cold bottle water before we start cross-examination, baba said No.Baba asked for the water after the 2nd question.The judge was laughing
Niger State NYSC threatened you decamp corp members who applied to go for their call to bar clearance and the even proper. They’ve put them in a difficult position of choosing between staying in camp or going for call to bar and serving for two years. This is barbaric and