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2 years

@rusty731 @rianwatt Every meathead who believes there’s a straight path any worthy person can walk to prosperity in America is one bad diagnosis away from complete ruination. I hope it doesn’t happen to you but the gods love to punish this kind of hubris

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@StuntLoverAudio @hot4anengineer This comment proves the necessity of the anti-valedictorian

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4 years

@AJ070618 @emrata In a halfway civilized country—let’s say Portugal or Sweden—Joe Biden would absolutely be considered an extreme right winger. It’s your responsibility to learn one or two things about the world outside our borders

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@AJ070618 @emrata Again, a politician who opposes socialized healthcare, supports unilateral military intervention, believes the national deficit needs to be addressed with cuts to social services, and helped make America the world’s leading carceral state is an extreme right winger

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@AJ070618 @emrata I’m running out of ways to explain this. The only advanced country in which these positions are not considered extreme right is the United States, which was the entire point of the hot lady’s original post

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4 years

@DavidParker7915 @marwilliamson This is a bizarre analogy but if you’re constantly breaking promises to your children then yes you’re a bad father

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2 years

@Mr_Malbrue @Andrew_Bol @minimal_chrome @paolafangirls @ZoeRoseBryant “It’s been traveling 22 years to get here, and now it’s here, and it’s heads or tails.” I’m sorry brother I just can’t imagine thinking this scene was superfluous

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3 years

@bald_jewish @TechInsider People under 25 are barred from running for Congress. Is that ageist?

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2 years

@NJ_SoulBrother1 @rusty731 @rianwatt I didn’t mean to bite this guy’s head off but that’s not the point. Hubris is believing you’ve hustled your way to financial security (in a system where half of all cancer patients go bankrupt) and everyone below you in the wealth pyramid is just dumb or lazy

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3 years

@Teh_Great_Eight @YangGangColora1 @theyylovekj @sleepisocialist I hope you’re right buddy but this doesn’t strike me as a much more sober outlook than extreme climate pessimism. You probably wouldn’t tell a kid in Bangladesh that the “doom shit is getting out of hand” and if a few things break the wrong way we won’t be much better off

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6 years

@funnydanny lol yeah let’s listen to the restaurant owners on this one. They’ve always had their workers’ best interests at heart, no reason to distrust them just because they’re some of the most miserly, heard-hearted, reactionary people on earth. Protect the workers from higher wages!

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2 years

@Ecliptic_09 @seungminkim One of the most ideologically confused posts I’ve read in a long time

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4 years

@AJ070618 @emrata lol the UK obviously does not fall under the umbrella of “civilized country,” come on mate

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6 years

@lopezlinette @CalebMelby @davidthejong lol only ~1,000 more replies to get through

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@TedLeonsis @Capitals @WashWizards This is exactly what I would say if I had just suffered a very public embarrassment by taking everyone’s loyalty for granted

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2 years

@Reallyfamouss @MNateShyamalan You shouldn’t have to do it at all, brother

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6 years

@funnydanny They absolutely are not, but the NRA has spent lavishly to give us that impression. Many workers are frightened to take a stand in direct opposition to the owners, as well they should be. Pay workers more. This manufactured panic is an obvious sham.

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3 years

@fanofdalstars @spittinchiclets What’s amazing is that you didn’t end up playing pro hockey given your mastery of the fundamentals

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2 years

@Reallyfamouss @MNateShyamalan Ah, sorry. Yes, the IRS makes you file your taxes—they’re part of the executive branch of the government, which enforces the law. The legislative branch of the government could change the law, but won’t because TurboTax pays them not to. We’ve arrived at our destination.

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6 years

@funnydanny Then vote your conscience. Just understand that you’re working in concert with people who have sought to suppress the minimum wage everywhere in America, using precisely the same scare tactics, and until recently were shilling for Donald Trump. Hope you change your mind.

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6 years

@Amy_Siskind @Queen050780 @MeredithGould Right. Anyone who points out—correctly—that you were an enthusiastic supporter of the second-most-insane carnival barker to ever come within reach of executive power is a Russian operative.

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5 years

@JillFilipovic “He’s done us all an incredible service by moving the party left despite my very best efforts to stop him”

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3 years

@zackbeauchamp @djpressman A nazi comparison that you consider to be invalid might warrant a slightly stronger qualifier than “on the whole”

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3 years

@AngelaLMorabito @ChristianWalk1r @UCLA Cracks me up every time conservatives mistake being uniformly loathed by their peers for political oppression

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2 years

@simonmontefiore @AlanRMacLeod There was no good way to respond to this but I have to believe you could have come up with something better than “what is your point?”

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6 years

@madeleine Give or take a few hundred thousand corpses, this checks out.

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3 years

@Duckyou66 @SenSanders Are you certain that you are smart

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4 years

@MattWalshBlog @HamSandwich27 Wow man it’s odd that the people who like your takes are uniformly dumb and insane

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2 years

@Reallyfamouss @MNateShyamalan lol no taxes are good—you just shouldn’t have to file them

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2 years

@burgh_from @JStein_WaPo @MollyJongFast It isn’t normal to experience something miserable and pine for other people to go through the same thing

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2 years

@USWeatherExpert @mehdirhasan By almost every metric of economic performance and population health, yes

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6 years

@LuckyBunsDC @rebleber I’m sure your overwhelmingly liberal customers will be thrilled to find out you’re giving this insane perk to a coal lobbyist who wants to foreclose on any possibility of a livable human future. Let’s all help spread the word

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3 years

@FlyboyAt @LouisatheLast This is all to their credit

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5 years

@ReedAdamP @daveweigel I think it matters that one of the leading contenders to confront Trump in a general election is sundowning

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4 years

@publicsquared @briebriejoy Medicare for all is the coalition. Pete Buttigieg is the enemy.

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2 years

@bx888xd @honestsportz @MattWalshBlog From CNN. Found it in less than a second. Hand me the keys to your brain right now

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3 years

@bald_jewish @TechInsider But wouldn’t your argument extend to young people as well? Why can’t voters decide who is and isn’t sufficiently mature?

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2 years

@CathyYoung63 @danhauge It is honestly a little bit offensive that you’re trying to make hay off this by pretending it has something to do with the penny-ante shit you write about

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4 years

@leilaclaire @jiatolentino You guys realize everyone can see these replies, right?

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5 years

@NateSilver538 You get these hints of a sense of entitlement from Silver, i.e., even though he’s spent the last three years learning from scratch what elections are and how politics work, he expects to be treated as an aloof and non-ideological expert when he fires clumsy broadsides at Sanders

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3 years

@chad_c @samsanders Do you suppose it’s possible that these characters weren’t meant to be likeable

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5 years

@allisonmpreiss @neeratanden @amprog @thinkprogress “Here at CAP, our policy is to dig a trench a shade to the left of Howard Schultz, call it “progressivism,” and then begin launching Emirati money at anything that moves. It’s unfortunate that ThinkProgress has chosen to go over the top without permission.”

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@MCCohill @PostOpinions @hiattf No he wasn’t and no he won’t

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@PhilPeisch @FeverPotomac @kdrkrepp @charlesallen @theHillisHome @Anc6B10 @RealTimeNews10 🧵20 yrs ago, I came to DC as a young idealist hoping to engineer a grand bargain on social security and raise the price of a pharmaceutical or two. Last year, the manufacturer of one of those drugs quintupled my salary. Here’s why I’m moving to McLean:

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2 years

@EJGoulet @alexgdodds @StoddertNews Every wealthy liberal household in America recites its version of "why my family's very particular circumstances left us no choice but to send our kids to private school" like it's the Lord's Prayer

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3 years

@PDG887 @_grendan Threaten to investigate his crook daughter

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2 years

@EJGoulet @MatthewFrumin You’re going to have a lot of people throwing around words like “childish” and “unhinged” in a couple minutes but let me assure you they are wrong and you should—you must—continue tweeting

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5 years

@neeratanden @mattyglesias Glad to hear you’re finally willing to add “culture” to the list of things you’re willing to concede to Republicans. War, healthcare, taxation, and immigration simply weren’t enough to broker a real compromise.

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6 years

@Geri_inlightof @thehill Sorry but how old are you? I’m young enough to die in the forthcoming man-made ecological cataclysm and I think the U.S. Senate is one of the primary obstacles to any sort of livable future for the species.

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7 months

The crime rate is already falling back to earth but we’re in for at least another half-decade of vendetta and cruelty because media jackals like Sierra Fox and political bottom-feeders like Eric Goulet have hitched their wagons to it

Sierra Fox

@thesierrafox

7 months

EXCLUSIVE 🚔🚨 Did you see that viral TikTok video of a college student interning in DC and buying a homeless man tea? The young lady then created a GoFundMe page for him that has now raised more than $400K. However, @fox5dc has uncovered the man has a lengthy criminal history.

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3 years

@Charles63399579 @pet_wife Being “proud” of drudgery is a principle invented very recently by some of the greatest sickos who ever lived (protestants) and upheld by some of the dumbest people who ever lived (Americans)

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2 years

@thomaschattwill @JoyceCarolOates You’re one of the worst living writers

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2 years

@jeff_outdoors @CynBlogger @MEPFuller There is already a law, based on age discrimination, that prevents anyone under the age of 25 from holding a seat in Congress

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3 years

@bald_jewish @TechInsider The justification for setting an upper age limit would be the same: a person over 70 is less likely to make sound decisions while in office. It’s anti-Democratic but I can’t dismiss it out of hand. Our political class has never been older, and the results have been cataclysmic

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2 years

@czapary @BrianneKNadeau Your campaign may have been deceitful and cynical, but I’m man enough to admit that it was also poorly managed

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1 year

@Cryptdalfthewh1 @rmnb @IneffectiveMath Stop talking or I’ll trick you into buying more crypto

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6 years

@Aetna I’m grateful for the #SinglePayer movement, which will one day rid us of vampiric health insurance companies that profit from human suffering and death

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2 years

@groove_sdc @NewDealFan2 @Redistrict What does the KHive have to do with the black community? It’s a group of about 12 internet schizophrenics

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3 years

@DOOM2020ORBUST @matthewkassel No actually it would be better if only the bad ones got primaried. This is a waste of time

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6 years

@LuckyBunsDC @thebrick00 @rebleber Andrew is a rapacious snake who’s going to get us all killed. Either stop serving him free burgers or try to get him to eat three per day

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5 years

@arielsobelle @AndrewSolender “The connection you’re clumsily attempting to draw between the shooter and a political cartoonist makes no sense.” “Exactly.”

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2 years

If Eric Goulet drops an October surprise on himself by admitting his kids go to private school two weeks before the election, he will be the sole claimant to the "funniest public figure in DC" title. We're witnessing the birth of a star

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2 years

@RealSteveBeam @alexgdodds Love the meme. I'll be glad to answer Alex's question, but it will be tonight, because I don't do even pseudo-campaign-related-activities during the business hours of my day-job.

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1 year

Sometimes I get hip-checked by the reality that everything this guy has said and done over the last year, including the work he’s ostensibly performing for SBOE, is part of the same uninterrupted tantrum that began with his election loss in the ward 3 primary

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1 year

@ZacharyforWard5 has quickly earned the reputation of being the most thin-skinned elected official in DC history. He will block anyone from his personal Twitter for saying ANYTHING contrary. My offense was inquiring as to why he was tweeting anti-Ukraine Russian propaganda. (2/3)

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5 years

@jbouie I think Ebert actually got this one right on his first swing—although it’s just a broad impression. I’ve completely given up on weaving together the hotel, the painting, the box, etc.

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1 year

Here’s an account that spent the first couple days of its short life juicing crypto scams, then went quiet for a year, then abruptly began tweeting canned police union talking points. @DCPoliceUnion leadership is made up entirely of the most checked-out kids from your high school

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1 year

@BrianneKNadeau I'm confused. What can MPD do? You've defunded MPD, taken away their union protections and made it harder for them to legally protect themselves. You've made it pretty much impossible for Government entities to deal with the criminal issues that are prevalent in those parks.

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2 years

@ahellmanndc @paulschwartzman @EduardoRFerrer I understand that you’re scared out of your mind but I’m not sure why we should be taking those emotions into account at the level of policy

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5 years

@itsAtlasHeyzal @queerBengali Uh, she absolutely is a liar. We know this because she pretended to be a Native American for decades. Stop pretending not not know what’s going on.

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4 years

@GeoHill12 @DanPriceSeattle Would you like to play the game where you start sharing details of how you acquired your wealth and we see how many tweets it takes to reveal that it had nothing to do with merit? My guess is two

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3 years

@schotalot @kimyoun11732107 @washingtonpost Do you rubes actually believe this man killed RFK?

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3 years

@eriklonnroth @sama Eagerly waiting for a tech bro to invent “Uber for trees” at some point after the collapse of the last rainforest

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4 years

@asymmetricinfo @jodiecongirl @espiers That’s horrible. Why couldn’t she just mock you for being stupid and venal and depthlessly boring

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5 years

@QueenSarahSatur @chadfelixg Counterpoint: it’s very hot and you are dumber than a bag of hammers

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5 years

@rogercfr @laura_quigg @ChrisCaesar @JillFilipovic @melbournecoal yaaasss contras

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4 years

@makplus6 @washingtonpost It is both sporting and morally correct to mock the rich for being vain and dumb and useless

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1 year

These bots the @DCPoliceUnion hired, despite inexplicably using teenagers as their PFPs, are only a shade less articulate and charismatic than your average crime-panic account. Not great but close enough

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10 months

@EJGoulet @councilofdc Both you and @FeverPotomac strike me as guys who grew up thinking very highly of themselves but never got the best of anyone, ever. Just couldn’t land a rhetorical punch to save your lives. You finally found positive reinforcement online in late middle age and here we are

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5 years

@RandyFreisinge1 @DavidMDrucker @BernieSanders @dcexaminer Randy has it occurred to you that you might just be a republican

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2 years

@czapary I agree that the clear choice for a Republican woman living in Montgomery county is Salah Czapary

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3 years

@JuliaFenster @JoshWashIBSI How would you say it compares to the level of assault in Gaza right now?

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5 years

@llerer I see the Times is letting the mask slip even earlier this cycle

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6 years

@byrdinator I wonder if paltry wages and unaffordable health care are what actually make their lives hell

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1 year

This guy lost the endorsement of the most open-handed charter funding hub in the city because he threw a weeklong tantrum on twitter. Whether it’s him or Josh Lopez, the “adults” are always the most emotionally volatile people in the room

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"Progressives" like @DCJusticeLab , @charlesallen & most of @councilofdc , have done incalculable damage to #DCStatehood with these rash blunders. It's time for you all to sit on the bench & let adults, like @mayorbowser , try to gradually undo your damage to Statehood. (7/7)

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3 years

@JillFilipovic @ggreenwald You’re currently using yours to attack fringe third-party voters who (correctly) believed that a party full of people like you would be useless against the predations of the right wing

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2 years

We now go live to @itzhakbendavid and @FeverPotomac , respectively

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2 years

With 75% of the votes in Nadeau leads by 15 points in ward 1

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@lizzywol @jhhillman lol you didn’t do any of this and if you had it would still be a stretch to call it “work”

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1 year

Many in DC may not enjoy being spit on by this North Georgia gun salesman and his hitlerite constituency, but let’s not ruin this for Denise. This is her Cinderella moment

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1 year

Andrew Clyde gives shout out to Denise Krepp: “Denise, I promised we would do everything we could.”

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5 years

@Millys4Warren @tweetfromspace @BernieSanders @briebriejoy @davidsirota You’ll be walking this back in less than one hour

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5 years

@ladyasterianox @KENNYBOO93 @BitchR @RashidaTlaib @HillaryClinton @RepMarciaFudge lol. Quoting Tlaib in the bio is just perfection. How do these people not die of embarrassment

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@GuilloMena @FenitN lol even if Jealous were polling 10 points ahead she would be taking shots at him. Bowser is a doctrinaire pro-business liberal.

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1 year

Scroll through this asshole’s feed and you’ll find the usual democrat boilerplate: “social justice,” “access to healthcare,” nebulous opposition to guns, income inequality, nimbyism, etc. This tweet, however, is where he actually flashes his party membership card

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4 years

@MayorBowser Resign now

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10 months

Here’s a sneak preview of the pissant rhetoric you get from campaign with no content other than “I’m running to the right of the incumbent on crime.” Expect a lot of messaging that boils down to “why isn’t Janeese more confused and panicked?”

Lisa Gore for DC

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10 months

"...No indication that anyone has been harmed." I beg to differ. We talk about trauma a lot but not often in the context of victims. Harm is experienced every time someone hears a gun shot and wonders where the bullet is going to land. Every student, parent, teacher, resident

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@EJGoulet 1) You’ve never had a real job as long as you’ve been alive 2) You’re on twitter for at least 12 uninterrupted hours per day. You’ve been using it even more compulsively since you announced your “hiatus”

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10 months

@GoreforDC @nathanlukeylu @MayorBowser @CMLewisGeorgeW4 lol. Thank you for all but confirming what’s going on here

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4 years

@MichBFish @CharlotteAlter I’m sorry but this is an incredibly childish (and ideologically incoherent) way to choose your candidate in a primary election. There’s quite a bit more at stake here than your interpersonal grievances with people on the internet.

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6 years

@jonathanvswan @JamilSmith “Mr. President, I’m told you’ve come round to the belief that the white race was given dominion over the earth by God. Is that so? It is? Well, tell me more! Let’s shoot the breeze about that!”

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3 years

@VetteInvestor @fanofdalstars @spittinchiclets Yeah thanks I should have added it’s also amazing that Dallas Stars Fan Account didn’t become a coach either

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2 years

@dannybarefoot Well Salah lost badly but I was still impressed by his efforts to disguise his actual politics, especially with a bunch of guileless psychos like you staffing his campaign

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4 years

@traceyecorder @AJentleson “Organizers”

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